New Age Louds

by Batdude365

This story takes place after “The Day They Found Out”, with the Louds resuming their lewd escapades, whether they be young or old. (Cover art by Chillguydraws; co-written by Harry65)

25. Full of Surprises

ONE HOUR LATER…

(Lincoln wakes up and stretches his body. He looks to his left to see that Lucy is gone.)

Lincoln: "Huh, I wonder where she went off to."

(Lincoln gets up and grabs a de-aging serum from Lisa's room. He drinks it and turns back into an 11 year old. He gets dressed in his normal clothes and leaves his room.)

Lincoln: "Guess I could get some lunch while I'm up and at it."

(Lincoln slides down the banister and lands on the floor. He goes into the kitchen to make him a peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich. After getting the jug of milk from the fridge, Lincoln closes it, unaware that his sisters in their adult forms were standing behind it.)

Lily: "Hi, Linky!"

Lincoln: (startled; stumbles back) "JESUS!"

Leni: "Sorry. Did we scare you?"

Lincoln: "More like give me a heart attack!"

Lisa: "That can be remedied right now, if you wish…" (pulls out a pair of defibrillators and charges them up) "Clear!" (approaches Lincoln)

Lincoln: "No, no. I'm fine. I'm about to eat my sandwich and have some milk."

Lola: "It isn't that grody PB and sauerkraut, is it?"

Lincoln: "The same one, sis."

Lily: "It isn't really that bad. Don't knock it till you try it, gals."

Lana: "I've eaten some gross stuff, but THAT, I will never eat!"

(Lincoln bites into part of his sandwich. He then gives one half of it to Lily, who also seems to enjoy the taste.)

Lily: "See, it's good."

Lola: "No! You put jelly with peanut butter, you put chocolate with peanut butter, but sauerkraut?! Hell. No!"

(Lily tears off part of her sandwich and stuffs it into Lola's mouth. She unintentionally swallows it.)

Lily: "How was it?"

Lola: (gags; bitterly) "I can taste all the sauerkraut..."

(Lola rushes to the trash can and proceeds to barf out the sandwich fragment she ate.)

Lily: (scoffs) "Such a drama queen sometimes, Lola…"

Lincoln: "Anyway, is there anything you girls need?"

Lynn: "We just wanna see what our favorite boy's up to…"

Leni: "Oh, and we want to show you a little something we and the other sisters made…"

Lincoln: "Show me what?"

(Leni pulls out a book from behind her back and hands it to Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "A book?"

Leni: "Open it, Linky…" (singy-songy) "It's really special…"

(Lincoln opens the book and it's a bunch of photos of all the good times Lincoln had with each Loud sister, in addition to some of their friends and his other relatives. Lincoln cries tears of joy.)

Lincoln: "Girls, I don't know what to say… I mean, I don't have anything to give to any of you that can stack up to this..."

Lola: "Aw, that means a lot, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Thank you girls so much!"

Leni: "Of course you have something just as wonderful to give us, Linky…" (cups his groin) "Right here…" (puts hand over his chest) "And here…"

Lincoln: "In addition, you girls all have something amazing for me…" (squeezes her butt) "Here…" (place hands on her vagina and asshole) Here…" (squeezes her breasts) "And especially, here…"

(Leni kneels down and kisses Lincoln on the lips.)

Leni: "I love you…"

Lincoln: "I love you guys too…"

Lynn: (gives Lincoln an aging serum) "Here. Drink up."

(Lincoln drinks his serum, turning him back to an adult. Lynn hands him his adult clothes as he puts them on.)

Lincoln: "Seriously, thanks for this."

Lana: "Anytime, buddy."

Lynn Sr.: "Hey, kids." (comes in the kitchen with Maria and Rita) "The three of us are heading to the grocery store. You guys need anything?"

Lincoln: "Pick up some more bread, peanut butter, jelly, and sauerkraut for me."

Lori: "I'll take some bean chips."

Lisa: "So you can unleash your noxious gas everywhere?"

Lori: "I'm not gassy!"

Lynn: "Yes, you are. You fart as much as Lily."

Lily: (scoffs) "You're not one to talk either, Lynn..."

Lola: "Yeah! You're just as bad as Lori with your gas problem."

Lincoln: "Now, now… Let's just say that all three of them stink. No offense."

Lola: "Hey!"

Lynn Sr.: "Settle down, kids. We'll be back soon."

Rita: "Behave yourselves while we're gone…"

(The Loud parents, and Maria Santiago, head out of the house and drive off in Vanzilla.)

Lisa: "So, big bro, what do you wanna do now?"

Lincoln: "That, I don't know yet."

(Lincoln feels his pants being pulled down; he looks down to see Lola kneeling in front of him, gripping his pants.)

Lola: "Well, I know what I wanna do…"

(Lola pulls Lincoln's pants down and pulls his member out from the fly in his boxers. She starts stroking it and licking the tip of it.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah…"

Lola: "I got a surprise for you tomorrow from yours truly."

Lincoln: "Can't wait…"

(Lola pulls down Lincoln's underwear and starts sucking on his balls while stroking his cock.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah…"

(Leni begins to smooch Lincoln, while Lana removes his shirt. Afterwards, Lana and Leni rub their hands against Lincoln's torso, while Lana is licking his left nipple and Leni's still kissing him.)

Leni: "I forgot how buff you were, Linky…"

(Letting go of Lincoln's cock, Lola pulls off her pink t-shirt and undoes her bra, leaving her topless. She then envelops Lincoln's log in her bosom, proceeding to titfuck him.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, use those warm boobs to rub on my log!"

(Lana continues to lick Lincoln's nipples while Leni removes her shirt and undoes her bra, as she smothers Lincoln's face with her breasts.)

Leni: "Motorboat my boobies, Linky…"

(Lincoln motorboats Leni's breasts, while Lana lightly bites on Lincoln's neck.)

Lincoln: "Did you just give me a hickey, Lans?"

Lana: "Is that what it's called?"

Lincoln: "Yep." (looks at the mark) "It's called a hickey, sis."

(Lincoln cums down Lola's throat. She pulls away as she kicks her heels off and removes her pants and panties.)

Lola: "I've been waiting on you since the spa day…"

Lynn: "I'm gonna see what Luna's up to. Come on, Lily. You too, Lisa."

(Lynn, Lisa, and Lily leave the kitchen. Lola grips Lincoln's log, as she puts it in her pussy; she holds onto the top of the fridge, and Lincoln grips her butt.)

Lola: "Oh yeah, oh yeah! Pound me! Make this pussy squirt!"

Lincoln: "So wet, Lola!"

Leni: "Don't forget about us, Linky…"

(Lana kisses Lincoln on the lips, while Leni licks around his right ear.)

Lincoln: (shudders) "Oh, I see you did my ear, Leni…" (to Lana) "Kiss me deep…"

(Lana goes deeper in Lincoln's mouth, while Leni licks his earlobe and he continues to pound Lola's pussy.)

Lincoln: "I feel a huge one coming!"

Lola: "Let it out, Linky! Fill me like a Bluebell Scout cream puff!"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Lola's pussy. As she gets off of him, Lincoln aims his cock towards her and starts spraying jizz all over her body.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah... Sweet cream…" (licks some) "Tasty."

Lincoln: "Oops. It seems I got some in your hair."

Lola: "It's okay. I can use the shower." (getting an idea; taking Lincoln's hand) "Come with me."

(Lola hurries upstairs with Lincoln in tow.)

Lana: "Aw, man! Lola's just gonna hog Lincoln for the rest of the day…"

Leni: "Come on, Lana… It's not that bad… We can still have fun without Linky…"

Lana: "Oh, yeah! Lori's boyfriend is still here!"

Leni: "Oh, right. Bobby. I'm sure Lori won't mind if we borrow him."

(Lana and Leni both head to the latter's room to find Lori and Bobby doing it on her bed.)

Lori: "Hey! Get out! I had him first!"

Lana: "But we want him too! There's plenty of him to share…"

Bobby: "Yeah, babe… I can't bang just you and Ronnie Anne…"

Lori: (groans) "Fine…"

(In Lola's room, Lincoln is sitting on her bed.)

Lola: "You sit right there, Linky…"

(Lola lies down on the floor on her back, as she starts fondling her breasts and fingering her pussy.)

Lola: "Start jacking off so you can shower me in your yummy yogurt… And keep your eyes on me the whole time."

(Lincoln grips his log and starts stroking it.)

Lola: "There you go… Just like that…"

(Lincoln starts to go faster with his log.)

Lola: "Hang on. I wanna try something."

(Lola raises her feet up and moves them towards Lincoln's log. She rubs his log with her feet and cum shoots out of it, covering them.)

Lola: "Get out as much as you can and get to coating me."

(Lincoln jerks off even harder and faster than before as he shoots his massive stream of cum all over Lola's body. He grunts as he falls on the bed back first.)

Lola: (licks some cum around her mouth) "Great job, Linky…"

Lincoln: "So… You're not mad at all about being all messy?"

Lola: "Nah. I'm good, as long it's your cum, I'm satisfied."

Lincoln: (smiles) "Great."

Lola: "So, I have a question. What is dry humping?"

Lincoln: "It means I don't put my dick inside of you. It's pretty much rubbing against your body."

Lola: "And I don't put my pussy inside you?"

Lincoln: "Exactly. So, you wanna try it?"

Lola: "Sure."

(Lola sits on Lincoln's lap, facing his front, but she's not rubbing her pussy against his log.)

Lola: "Like this?"

(Lincoln holds Lola close to him by her boobs, as he starts rubbing his cock in between her buttcheeks.)

Lola: "Oh yeah… This feels good… I'm already so wet…"

Lincoln: "God, I just want to pound one of your holes senseless right now…"

(Despite that, Lincoln keeps dry humping Lola's buttocks. She plants her hands on his chest, keeping him down on her bed.)

Lola: "Oh yeah! Keep going!"

(After a couple more thrusts, Lincoln cums again, as his jizz covers Lola's back and buttcheeks. She squirts her vaginal fluids all over Lincoln's stomach and pecs.)

Lincoln: "Oh, fuck yeah…"

Lola: (smells herself and Lincoln) "OK, now we need actual showers. What do you say we take one together, Linky?"

Lincoln: "You got it!"

(Lola eagerly takes Lincoln's hand, as they head into the bathroom. Back in Lori and Leni's room, the two aforementioned sisters, and Lana, are in the downward duck position near the head of Lori's bed. Bobby is kneeling behind them on the bed, stroking his cock firmly.)

Bobby: "Hmm… Which lucky Loud lady shall I pound first?"

(Bobby decides on doing Lana first, who is in between Lori on the left and Leni on the right. While he's fucking Lana's asshole, Bobby uses his hands to vigorously finger Lori and Leni's vaginas.)

Lana, Lori, and Leni: "OH, BOBBY!" (moan happily)

Bobby: "Oh, girls!"

Lori: "Stick those fingers in more!"

Leni: "Don't stop just there! Put your whole hand in us!"

(With that, Bobby proceeds to fist Lori and Leni's vaginas while he's fucking Lana.)

Lana: "Oh, hell yeah! Now, I see why Lori chose you as a boyfriend..."

Bobby: "Yep, it was a great thing we did it with each other."

(Bobby goes all the way in deep, pumping Lana with his Latino cream. His fists make Lori and Leni squirt out their own sauces.)

Lori: "Oh, Bobby, your fingers are the bomb…"

Bobby: "Thanks, babe… You too, babes..."

(Bobby lies on his back, as Leni straddles him. She spreads her pussy and slides his cock into it, as she starts riding him cowgirl style.)

Leni: "Oh, yeah! Your dark log is so good!"

Bobby: "Thanks, Leni!"

(Lori sits on Bobby's face, letting him eat her out. Lana sucks on his balls amidst his sex with Leni.)

Lori: "Eat my pussy, Bobby!"

Lana: "Bet Lola's having a great time with Linc right now…"

(Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Lola is running the water so it can get hotter. Once she feels that the water is hot enough, based off of putting her hand under the bathtub faucet, she pulls up on the faucet's knob to activate the showerhead. She steps into the bathtub, pulling Lincoln into the tub with her.)

Lola: "I'll help clean you off first, Linky…"

(Lola lathers up one of the washing towels with soap, then rubs it against Lincoln's face to clean it.)

Lola: "You got some gunk on your face…"

Lincoln: "Yeah, I know. Just be careful around the eyes…"

(Lola cleans around Lincoln's face to get rid of the cum. When she's done, she moves down to his neck and chest.)

Lola: "You got a lot of it on your chest, hon."

(Following the cleansing of Lincoln's torso, Lola squats down and observes the messiness of Lincoln's groin.)

Lola: "Tsk, tsk, tsk… The dirtiest part of a man's body…"

(Lola uses the soap to clean his log, she aims the showerhead to clean the soap off his log, causing him to yelp in surprise.)

Lincoln: "Damn, that's hot! And I don't mean you!"

Lola: "Oops, sorry. I'll help cool your cock down…"

(Holding onto Lincoln's hips, Lola takes part of his cock into her mouth, proceeding to suck on it.)

Lincoln: "Are you sure this is gonna work?"

(Lola gives Lincoln a thumbs up as confirmation, while she sucks on more of Lincoln's cock.)

Lincoln: "Ah… Your throat feels so good, Lolly-Pop…"

(Lola licks around his cock from the inside, making him moan. However, he doesn't cum.)

Lincoln: (grunts) "Looks like I'm all tapped out for the day…"

Lola: "Bummer… At least I can still partake of my favorite slab of meat…"

(Lola resumes her deepthroating, as her hands slither down to Lincoln's balls and caress them.)

Lola: "Your grapes are always the best!"

(Lola moves Lincoln's balls around, making him moan europhically.)

Lincoln: "Holy shit… You are so sexy…"

(Lola then feels that Lincoln's dick and balls are twitching.)

Lola: "Turns out you have just one load left for today, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Alright! Let it rip!"

(Lincoln shoots his load down Lola's throat.)

Lincoln: "Now that's my last load."

(After slurping away at his cock to consume any excess cum, Lola pulls away with saliva covering her lips and Lincoln's log.)

Lola: (licks her lips; seductively) "Now, could you clean me off, sweetheart? I've been a very dirty girl today…"

Lincoln: "More than happy to, baby…"

Lola: "But clean me with just your hands…"

(Heeding her directions, Lincoln pours soap on his hands and rubs them on Lola's breasts first.)

Lola: "Squeeze my melons, Linky-poo…"

(Lincoln uses his hands to move Lola's breasts around, squeezing and kneading them as he pleased.)

Lincoln: "You could make some moolah on the side doing live-cam shows… But I dunno how you would feel about that…"

Lola: "Hmm… Good idea, but I'm gonna stick with doing pageants, Linky…"

Lincoln: "But you should… Don't tell the others, but your curvy body is the best, by far…"

Lola: (chuckles) "Oh, stop it. You're too kind for your own good…"

(Lincoln moves on to Lola's stomach and her nethers. He rubs Lola's pussy with his soapy hands, making Lola giggle.)

Lola: "That tickles, Linky…"

(Lincoln aims the showerhead at Lola's nethers, making her scream in surprise.)

Lola: "Ow, that burns!"

Lincoln: "Now you know how I felt. But, I'll make it up to you the same way you did for me…"

(Lincoln gets on his knees, lifts Lola's right leg up, and starts licking her vagina, making her bite her lip to keep from moaning.)

Lola: "Oh, yeah… Eat my pussy..."

(Lincoln starts sucking at Lola's clitoris, then snakes his tongue deeper inside of her.)

Lincoln: "Mmm… You taste so sweet…"

Lola: "Hurry, Linky, I got a lot of cum to squirt…"

(Lincoln goes deeper, as Lola cums in Lincoln's mouth. After some more licking, Lincoln stands up.)

Lincoln: "You wanna know how your very own pussy tastes?"

Lola: "Certainly…"

(Lincoln tongue wrestles with Lola, letting her taste her vaginal fluids from his tongue.)

Lola: "So good!"

Lincoln: "You do taste so good…"

(Lola turns off the water, as she and Lincoln step out of the shower and dry off with their respective towels.)

Lola: "That was great, Linky…" (kisses him on the lips) "Thanks for the washing…"

Lincoln: "Yeah… On an unrelated note, what'd you really think of PB and S?"

Lola: "I guess it was okay…" (in her head) "Bleh, it was fucking disgusting!"

Lincoln: "Didn't really like the sauerkraut part, huh? I'll understand… It's an acquired taste…"

Lola: "Yeah… You know what time it is?"

Lincoln: (looks at bathroom clock) "It's 5:00, I think. Hand clocks always confuse me..."

Lola: "I think Mom, Dad, and Ms. Santiago are gonna be home soon with groceries."

(Lincoln and Lola come out of the bathroom with towels around their bodies.)

Lincoln: "After you get dressed, round up the others downstairs."

Lola: "You got it, sweetcakes."

(Lincoln is about to go to his room to get dressed, but Lola stops him.)

Lola: "Hey, you wanna watch me get dressed?"

Lincoln: (sighs) "Sure. But let me get my stuff, too."

(After Lincoln gathers his clothes, he heads into Lola and Lana's room to see the former sitting naked at the end of her bed, with her garments to the right of her.)

Lola: "Just sit there and relax…"

(As Lincoln sits on the bed, Lola begins to pick up her underwear, which is a strapless magenta two-piece. Standing up, she slips on her panties. Then, she slips on the bra over her head, but struggles to get it over her breasts.)

Lola: "Linky, can you help me with this?"

Lincoln: "Oh, sure thing."

(Lincoln helps with Lola's bra as he puts it on her properly. When it's on, her boobs jiggle around in her bra.)

Lincoln: "So bouncy…" (shakes Lola from behind, making her breasts jiggle)

Lola: "Oh, Linky… You're too playful…"

(Lincoln sits back down, as Lola poses seductively to him. She turns around, squats down, and twerks her ass for Lincoln.)

Lola: "I gotta know, Linky… How do you like your booties?"

Lincoln: "Love them, sis."

(Lola puts on her skinny jeans and pink heels. She puts her small pink crop top.)

Lola: "How do I look?"

Lincoln: "Really great."

Lola: (smiles) "Thanks." (sits on her bed next to Lincoln) "Your turn to get dressed."

Lincoln: "Wait, you're gonna watch me?"

Lola: "Yes, sir!"

(Lincoln starts by putting on his white briefs. Lola trails her finger on his chest.)

Lola: (giggles) "Must have a hard time fitting your whole package in your underwear everyday, huh?"

Lincoln: "Yep, ever since we turned into adults, we've had to order clothes three times our normal size. Loose underwear is pretty hard to come by, so my bulge just ends up showing no matter what I wear."

Lola: "I see that."

(Lincoln puts on a pair of white socks and his blue pants, in addition to his white sneakers. Finally, he puts on his orange polo shirt.)

Lincoln: "There."

Lola: "Eeee! You look great!"

Lincoln: "But it's the same thing I've been wearing every other day."

Lola: "Exactly! Never change, Linky…" (hugs him) "Never change…"

Lincoln: "It's a deal, my sweet Lolly-Pop…"

Rita: (from downstairs) "Kids, we're home!"

Lola: (calling out) "Hey, guys! They're back!"

(The Loud and Santiago kids all hurry downstairs to Maria, Lynn Sr., and Rita, who got bags in their hands.)

Maria: "Hey, kids. We're back from the store."

Lynn Sr.: "And we got the stuff for our dinner."

Lori: "Oh, what are we having?"

Rita: "We're having tacos tonight."

Ronnie Anne: "Alright!"

Lynn Sr.: "Dinner will be ready in an hour."

(As Ronnie Anne sits on the couch, Lincoln sits right beside her.)

Lincoln: "How's that Sid girl you hang out with?"

Ronnie Anne: "She and her family had to move out too. But they ended up staying with one of her grandparents, away from the rest of my familia."

Lincoln: "Okay, I do want to meet Sid and her family again sometime."

(Ronnie Anne takes out her phone and shows Lincoln a photo of them.)

Ronnie Anne: "We had the same thing you and Clyde have… A friendship so close, we could be siblings."

(Just then, Ronnie Anne's phone rings with a camera symbol visible on-screen.)

Ronnie Anne: (turns phone around) "Ooh! That must be Sid right now, with videochat."

Lincoln: "What's she gonna say when she sees you're an adult?"

Ronnie Anne: "Shit, you're right. Get some of those beakers of the antidote in here."

(Lincoln goes upstairs and comes back with two de-aging serums, along with his and Ronnie Anne's kid clothes. They drink their vials and get dressed, still allowing Ronnie Anne time to accept Sid's call.)

Sid: "Hi, Ronnie! Whatcha doing?"

Ronnie Anne: "Crashing at Lincoln's place with my mom and Bobby until we can go back home."

Lincoln: "Hi, Sid!" (waves to the phone camera)

Sid: "Hey, Lincoln!" (waves back) "Grandma's house isn't as great as I thought it would be, what with all the cats she has just lying around, and hairballs being everywhere…"

Lincoln: "Hey, if you think that's bad, try staying with my aunt Ruth."

Sid: (shivers with disgust) "This is why I don't like cats. I can't even go near any without feeling squeamish. And the alley cats near the apartment don't make the situation any better."

Lincoln: "Say, I never met your family. What are they like?"

Sid: "Just a minute. I'll get them." (goes off screen) "Mom, Dad, Adelaide!"

Becca: "We're coming, Sidney!"

Ronnie Anne: "You're gonna love 'em, Linc."

(Sid comes back with Becca, Stanley, and Adelaide.)

Adelaide: "Sid, who's the guy with the white hair next to Ronnie Anne?"

Sid: "Oh, guys, that's Ronnie Anne's other best friend, Lincoln. Back when she used to live in Royal Woods."

Lincoln: "Hey!" (waves to the screen)

Sid: "And Lincoln, this is Adelaide, my little sister, and my parents, Becca and Stanley."

Becca and Stanley: "Hi, Lincoln!"

Adelaide: "Hello!"

Sid: "What have you two been up to since the whole bug incident?"

Ronnie Anne: "It's been pretty great, actually… Pretty great, indeed…"

Adelaide: "Whatcha guys do?"

Ronnie Anne: (nervously) "Uh…"

Lincoln: "We… were playing a lot of video games together. Isn't that right, Ronnie Anne?" (nudges Ronnie Anne's shoulder)

Ronnie Anne: "Uh… Yeah! That's what we've been doing. Definitely!"

Sid: "Oh, okay!"

Lincoln: (whispers) "Should we tell them?"

Ronnie Anne: (whispers) "Lincoln, Sid's parents are right there. They'll probably never let us see Sid again if we tell them about it."

Adelaide: "Tell us what?"

Ronnie Anne: "Nothing important. Just that we wish you guys a good stay at Granny Chang's."

Lincoln: "You know what? Let's just come clean, Ronnie. Let's get it over with, 'cause they'll probably find out anyways."

Sid: (confused) "What are you talking about?"

Ronnie Anne: (sighs) "Let's just say, Lincoln and me are… Dating, along with the rest of our families."

Stanley: "What does that mean?"

Lincoln: "Something of a poorly kept family secret at this point…"

Adelaide: "Which is?"

Ronnie Anne: (groans) "We're all having sex over here…"

Sid: (gasps) "You're joking, right?"

Ronnie Anne: "No! I'm serious. I was afraid that if we told you guys, you'd split us and Sid apart, for being such a disgrace in your eyes…"

(The Changs just stand there on the other line in complete silence. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne didn't say anything either, fearing that any wrong words would make the situation worse.)

Becca: "We can keep all this our little secret. That doesn't mean Sid is gonna be separated from you, if it makes you feel any better."

Ronnie Anne: (confused) "Wait… You're OK with it, Mrs. Chang?"

Becca: "Uh huh."

Lincoln: "And since most of us are too young for it, we all use these serums my sister Lisa made. Hang on a sec."

(Lincoln runs upstairs and comes back with an aging serum and a de-aging serum in his palms.)

Lincoln: "The green one makes our bodies age up to that of adults, while the purple one turns us back to normal."

Sid: "So, if I were to drink the green, I'll be an adult?"

Adelaide: "And if I drink the purple stuff, it'll turn me back to a kid?"

Lincoln: "Pretty much, yeah."

Sid: "But what if you drink the purple juice while you're still a kid? What happens then?"

Lincoln: "No idea. Never tried that, and I don't plan to anytime soon."

Becca: "And since you do it with your sisters, does that mean you do it with your mom, sweetie?"

Lincoln: "Mine and Ronnie Anne's…"

(Ronnie Anne giggles.)

Lincoln: "Occasionally, I also do some of my sisters' friends. Huh, I need to do some of mine."

Ronnie Anne: "I happen to be one of the many girls Lincoln has a fling with."

Lincoln: "You guys can keep this a secret, right?"

Stanley: "Yep. Our lips will be sealed shut about this." (mimes a zipper closing his mouth)

Lincoln: "I do wanna come back to the city to see you guys…" (to Adelaide.) "Oh, and Adelaide. You love animals, right?"

Adelaide: "Yeah. I have a pet frog named Froggy."

Lincoln: "So is Lana, and her pet frog's called Hops. I can tell you two are really gonna hit it off."

Ronnie Anne: "Catch ya later, Sid."

Sid: "See you around, Ronnie."

(Ronnie Anne hangs up, and slips her phone back in her pocket.)

Ronnie Anne: (wipes sweat off forehead) "Phew! That went better than expected."

Lincoln: "Told ya so."

Ronnie Anne: "Did Lisa ever say anything about what happens when you drink the de-aging serum if you didn't take the aging one first?"

Lincoln: "No…"

(Just then, a clothed adult Lisa approaches Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.)

Lisa: "Good thing you mentioned that. Drinking the de-aging serum at our base form may either cause us to revert to infants or become fetuses. It's a 50/50 chance about those two outcomes happening if consuming the de-aging serum first. Thus, I recommend that you only use that one after you take the aging serum."

(Lincoln gulps in complete horror upon hearing that.)

Lincoln: "Holy crap… That became scary quick. So, if we drink the de-aging serum by mistake, then we'll never be born and/or revert back to babies?"

Lisa: "That's one way of interpreting it." (rubs arm) "Really should have told all of you that a long time ago."

Lincoln: Wow…" (looks at the two vials)

Rita: (from the kitchen) "Lisa! Get in here!"

Lisa: "Coming, mother!" (goes into the kitchen)

Ronnie Anne: (to Lincoln) "Does she always make stuff with such high risks?"

Lincoln: "A little…" (sets the vials down) "I don't think I don't wanna bang anyone for the rest of the day… Besides, Lola got the last of my jizz earlier."

Ronnie Anne: "I'll go see if dinner's almost ready."

(Ronnie Anne gets up from the couch and heads for the kitchen to see Lynn Sr. preparing the meat and toppings, and Maria preparing the taco shells.)

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, hey, Ronnie Anne. Food will be done in about ten minutes."

Ronnie Anne: "Thanks."

Rita: "Now, Lisa. You shouldn't be scaring Lincoln like that. And not to mention exposing your people to something so fatal and/or dreadful."

Lisa: "I understand, mother. But as long as no one takes just the de-aging serum on its own, things will be alright."

Rita: "So, if the purple serum was consumed first, you'll turn back into either infants or eggs? What'll happen if Lily got exposed to it? Then, she'll never exist or any of you!"

Lisa: "OK, OK. It isn't necessary to pile on the consequences of that one design flaw. I'll just modify the substance so those side effects will never occur."

Rita: (calming down) "Okay. Alright, great. Go ahead and get to that. Just please let us know stuff like that in the future, honey!"

(Lisa sighs in relief, as she turns around to see the other sisters in their adult incarnations, fully clothed and glaring at her sternly.)

Lisa: "Elder sisters, and Lily, if this is about the de-aging serum, don't worry. I'm going to remedy that critical defect. So, any criticism at this point about it is unneeded."

Lori: "You better, Lisa... Cause look at Lincoln."

(Lisa glances at the living room to find Lincoln, fully clothed and in his adult form, shaking on the couch in a fetal position, with a fully clothed adult Ronnie Anne consoling him.)

Luna: "You spooked him real bad, dudette."

Lynn: "Also, some of us were just waiting on the tacos."

Luan: (rolls her eyes) "What Lynn was trying to say is, you really need to be careful with things like this."

Lisa: "I'll be on my way to fix the de-aging serum formula, now."

(Lisa goes upstairs to her and Lily's room to get to work.)

Leni: "Poor Linky… I'll make him feel better tomorrow…"

Lola: "Actually, he's spending it with me, Leni. And don't you girls worry, I'll keep him in high spirits."

Lana: (sarcastic.) "How? By having him be your personal butler?"

Lola: "We can do without the sarcasm, Lana."

Lynn Sr.: "Kids, dinner's ready!"

Lola: (to Lana) "And it's a surprise only for Linky…"

(With that, Lola goes to the couch and scoops Lincoln up in her arms, as she, Ronnie Anne, Bobby, and the other sisters go to the dining room table as the Loud parents and Maria set up the table.)

Lincoln: (paranoid) "Jesus fucking christ, you guys… Just one simple mistake, and poof! I could be out of this world for good! Or at least turn back into a baby..."

Lola: "Shhh…. It's alright, baby… That will never happen… And we're gonna make sure of it…"

Lincoln: (shakily) "I dunno about that... " (shudders) "Why does everything always have a horrible price to be paid?"

Lola: "It's gonna be alright… Let's have dinner…"

(Lola sets Lincoln in one of the chairs as she sits next to him. Everyone is preparing their tacos as they begin eating. While everybody is enjoying their tacos, Lincoln slowly eats his food.)

Lola: (in her head) "Poor Linky… That must've really gotten to him hard. Goddammit, Lisa… You better make things right!"

(Upstairs, Lisa is analyzing the contents of the de-aging serum with her advanced computer.)

Lisa: "Hmm… What could be behind the potential transformation into an infant/fetus? Could be one of the chemicals used in the mixture…"

(Lisa takes a dab of the de-aging serum and puts it on a microscope. She examines it as multiple little particles are visible in the serum.)

Lisa: "Astounding… These must have modified the effects of the concoction. I'm working all night, if I have to."

(As Lisa is gathering several chemistry tools, there's a knock on her door.)

Lisa: "Who is it?"

(The door opens to reveal Leni with a plate of tacos.)

Leni: "It's me, Leni. I came to bring you dinner."

Lisa: "Thanks. Just set the plate on my nightstand."

(Leni does so, as Lisa proceeds to alter the formula for the de-aging serum. Meanwhile, in Lincoln's room, he is in his normal form, sitting on Adult Lola's lap as she is rubbing his shoulders to comfort him.)

Lola: "Are you feeling better, Linky?"

Lincoln: "A little bit, Lola… A little bit…" (shudders) "I just wanna sleep right now..."

Lola: "Alright. I'll give you company. I'll sleep in here with you. How does that sound?"

Lincoln: "Okay, fine."

(Lincoln removes his clothes until he's in his underwear.)

Lola: "Ah, ah, ah… Underwear goes too…"

(Lincoln begrudgingly slips his briefs off, leaving him in the nude. Lola then sheds her own clothes, placing them and Lincoln's on the desk in a stacked pile.)

Lola: "Let's snuggle, baby…"

(Lincoln gets into the bed and pulls the covers over his body. Then, Lola gets in the bed and hugs him close to her body, his face snuggled tightly in her bosom. Feeling enamored by his bedmate's warmth, Lincoln returns the hug and rubs his face against her breasts.)

Lola: "Nighty-night, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Good night, Lola…"

(The two fall asleep.)