THE NEXT MORNING…

(Lincoln is sleeping faithfully with his mass of women. One by one, the girls wake up.)

Jordan: "What a great night's sleep… But sadly, we all have to go home today..."

Paige: "Yeah, but we hung out with the greatest boy we've ever known…"

(Lincoln slowly wakes up.)

Lincoln: (yawns) "Morning, girls…" (gets up)

Maria: "Good morning, sweetie…"

Lainey: "Last night was amazing, Lincoln…"

Paige: "But, alas… We have to say our farewells now…"

Lincoln: "Aw… Well, let me change most of you guys back."

(Lincoln gathers six de-aging serums and gives them to each girl, except Maria. After consuming them, they revert to their younger selves and start getting dressed.)

Stella: "That was the best weekend I've ever had… I'm glad that we came over..."

Lincoln: (chuckles) "I'm glad that I was able to satisfy you all."

Stella: (phone rings) "That's my mom. The three of us gotta go, Linky… Thanks for everything..."

(Paige, Stella, and Jordan each kiss Lincoln's left cheek, then leave.)

Alice: "Me and Lainey can walk home. See you around, handsome…"

(Lainey and Alice kiss Lincoln on his right cheek before they depart.)

Maria: "I better round up Bobby and our stuff."

Rita: (walks in) "It was nice to have you over the past few days, Santiagos."

Maria: "And thanks for letting us stay over while our apartment was out of commission."

Rita: "Anytime."

Maria: "Bobby, it's time to go!"

(In the bathroom, Bobby and Lori are making out. Then, Bobby hears his mom calling for him.)

Bobby: "Well, babe. I guess it's time that my family head back home."

Lori: "Aw…"

Bobby: "I know, Lori… But we can do it some more when you guys come to the city."

Lori: "Okay, it's a date!"

Maria: (from outside) "Bobby, we're leaving soon! Come on!"

Bobby: "Coming, Mom!"

Lori: "Wait!" (gives Bobby a de-aging serum) "Drink up."

(Bobby drinks the vial, turning him back to normal.)

Bobby: "Well, Lori. I guess this is goodbye…"

Lori: "Bye, Bobby…"

(Bobby leaves the room to get dressed, then gathers his belongings; he, his mother, and his sister stop at the front door with their suitcases, as they turn towards the Loud family.)

Maria: "So long, Louds!"

Loud Family: "Bye!"

(The Santiagos take their stuff, as they head to their car and drive off.)

Lincoln: "Phew. That was crazy..."

Luan, Lola, and Lori: (sing-songy) "Oh, Linky…"

(Lincoln turns to the right to see Luan, Lori, and Lola, who are all showing their phones at him. He looks at their screens closely to find it's the videos of them Lincoln doing it with his friends.)

Lincoln: "You little sneaks! Who said you could record me?!"

Lori: "You were literally having so much fun. We just had to record you…"

(Lincoln growls in frustration.)

Lola: "Since you satisfy us, it's our turn to satisfy you…"

Lincoln: "Actually, I got a better idea. You guys all took me out on dates, how about I take you ten out on one? On me?"

Luna: "Really, dude?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh."

Lola: (hugs Lincoln) "You're just the sweetest, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Thanks, so freshen up and get ready. I'll do the same."

Lisa: "So, what are we gonna do?"

Lincoln: "That's the surprise…"

Leni: "Ooh… Can't wait!"

Lori: "Hold up… We need some morning wood first…"

Lincoln: "But I can only do one of you… It'll be way too long to do two or more… You know, time constraints."

Lynn: "Smart thinking, little bro. So, I bet you're gonna give it to me first."

Lana: "No, me!"

(The girls start to argue, making Lincoln whistle to stop them.)

Lincoln: "Instead of fighting, let me choose." (looks at them) "I'll pick… L…. Lola."

Lola: "YAY! All of you can suck it!"

Lynn: "You wanna fight, Lola?!"

Lola: "Yeah, let's go!"

Lincoln: "Easy there, tiger. You need to get dressed first. You're butt naked."

Lola: "Hold up, I want my morning wood inside me… Let's take this to my room."

(Lola walks Lincoln upstairs, while their sisters look on with jealousy.)

Lana: (spiteful) "Lucky…"

Lincoln: "Don't worry, I'll do you all tonight!"

(In Lola's room, Lincoln sits on her bed, as she sits on his lap, with her buttocks grinding against his meat.)

Lola: (seductive) "Put it in my ass, my sweet prince..."

(Lincoln wraps his arms around Lola's torso and lifts her up to shove his cock into her butthole.)

Lincoln: "You missed me, baby. Didn't you?"

Lola: "Damn right I did… Now let's make this quick..."

(Lincoln quickly thrusts into Lola's asshole and pulls down on her arms to make her take every inch.)

Lola: (moans) "Linky! Pound me!"

(Lincoln pounds Lola's ass even faster, as she blushes. He cums into her butt.)

Lola: "That was great, Linky… Now, let's get ready."

(Lola pulls out of Lincoln, as the latter heads to his room to get dressed. He puts on an unbuttoned orange dress shirt with a white shirt underneath, blue jeans, and red and white sneakers.)

Lincoln: "There. All dressed. Now to wait for the girls."

(Lincoln goes downstairs to the couch, as he waits on his sisters.)

Lincoln: (humming) "Doo doo do…"

(Lucy's the first to come down the stairs. She's wearing a black and grey hoodie with white jean shorts, along with black-and-white striped flip flops with bats on top of the foot straps.)

Lincoln: "You look nice."

Lucy: "Thanks."

(Next is Lisa, who's wearing a green turtleneck sweater, burgundy pants, and brown shoes along with a white cardigan.)

Lisa: "Hey, Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "You look great, Lisa…"

Lola: "Not as great as me!"

(Lola slides down the banister on her rear, wearing a small magenta dress with white hoop earrings, matching hoop bracelets, and black high heels.)

Lincoln: "Wow, looking foxy, Lola…"

Lola: "Why, thank you, baby…"

(Lily comes down the stairs. She's wearing a lavender short sleeved shirt, a dark purple skirt, blue leggings, and white slippers.)

Lily: "Like what you see, big brother?"

Lincoln: "Not bad, Lily-pad…"

Luna: "I'm ready to get this show on the road!"

(Luna jumps down the stairs and onto the floor; she is wearing a dark purple top with a good amount of cleavage, dark green pants, and black boots. She's also wearing a small violet jacket.)

Luan: "Same here!"

(Luan walks down the stairs, wearing a white plaid blouse with her signature pink flower, yellow shorts and knee-high socks, and brown shoes.)

Lincoln: "Wow, you look great, Lu-Lu..."

Luan: (blushes) "Why thank you…"

(Lana runs down the stairs and jumps on the couch. She is wearing a dark blue shirt with a light blue vest, denim jeans, and white shoes. She also wears a red trucker hat.)

Lana: "S'up, bro?!"

Lincoln: "Hey, Lans!"

Lynn: "Look out below!"

(Lynn pounces from above and lands on Lincoln's lap.)

Lincoln: (groans in pain) "Where the hell did you come from?!""

(Lincoln looks to see that Lynn is in a red jersey, black shorts, long socks with red stripes at the top, and black sneakers.)

Lynn: "Pretty sweet threads, huh?"

Lincoln: "Yes…. Damn, that hurts…"

Leni: "Hey, Linky!"

(Lincoln sees Leni in a turquoise dress with long sleeves and red platform shoes.)

Lincoln: "You look great! Now, one more left…"

(The last sister to come downstairs is Lori. Her attire consists of a dark blue shirt over a blue jean jacket, black trousers, and light blue flats.)

Lori: "Let's go, guys. I'm driving."

Lana: "But why can't the rest of us drive?"

Lori: "Because I'm the only one with a driver's license. Can't risk any cop run-ins with the rest of you at the wheel. Especially you, Lana..."

(Lana scoffs.)

Lincoln: "She's right, you guys. C'mon."

(Lori leads everybody to the van, as she gets in the driver's seat and starts it up.)

Luna: "Where we headed to, brah?"

Lincoln: "Wait and see, Luna… First, we're gonna hit downtown."

Luan: "I like your style!"

Lori: "Here we go, gang!"

(Lori drives the siblings to downtown. Everyone gets out, as Lincoln leads the group down the street.)

Lily: "Are we near the surprise yet, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "One of them, Lily. We're almost there."

(Eventually, Lincoln stops at a restaurant.)

Lincoln: "Care for some breakfast, girls?"

Leni: "Oh, you're taking us out?"

Lincoln: "First of many surprises, Leni. Let's eat."

(Lincoln and the girls head inside the restaurant and get a large booth for themselves, as they start looking through the menu.)

Lola: "Everything looks great! Ooh, let's get this! Waffle and flapjack special for eleven!"

Lincoln: "Sounds like a plan… How much is it?"

Lola: "40, plus tax."

Lincoln: (winces) "Glad I've been saving up a lot of money…"

Leni: "It's alright. We can help pay, too."

Lincoln: "Thanks. Let me see how much I have." (looks inside his wallet) "Oh, crap…"

Lola: "We'll help you out. C'mon, guys. Let's pool our money together, girls."

Lynn: (aggravated) "Aw, what?! He's taking us out, why do we have to help him pay?!"

Lori: "Lynn, just do it. He's trying to do something nice for all of us…"

Lynm: "Fine… This special better be worth it, Lincoln…" (narrows eyes) "Or else…"

Lincoln: (scoffs) "Or else what?"

Lynn: "Hmph... Like you'd want to know, bro."

(Just then, a waitress comes by the Louds' table.)

Waitress: "Hi, everybody, welcome to Flappy's. I'm Samantha, your waitress. What would it be?"

Lincoln: "We'll take the Waffle and Flapjack special, please."

Samantha: "Excellent choice. That'll be 42.60."

(Everyone pulls out their money and pays Samantha with their combined finance.)

Samantha: "I'll be back with your order momentarily."

(Samantha leaves the table.)

Lisa: "Service is adamant, I admit."

Lola: "I agree. This place is pretty lovely."

Lori: "What's a better way to have breakfast than with our favorite man?"

Leni: "I can't think of any…"

Lori: "Exactly."

Lincoln: "You gals are the best."

Luan: "Say, is there anything else on the menu worth getting?"

Luna: "Whoa, dude. Let's not blow all our cash on breakfast. We gotta save it for later."

Lana: "She's right, Luan."

Luan: "I just wanted some sausages…"

Lucy: "No need… There's already a perfect one…" (rubs Lincoln's groin) "Right here…"

Lincoln: "Settle down… So, what do you want to drink?"

Lola: (looks at the menu) "It says we can have milk, orange juice, or apple juice with the special."

Lily: "This is gonna be so good…"

(Just then, Samantha and some other waiters arrive with several stacks of waffles and pancakes, several bottles of syrup, and pitchers of orange and apple juice along with a carton of milk.)

Samantha: "Okay, here's your order! Eat up!"

Lincoln: "No way!"

Luna: "Wow, dudes! Look at all this grub! Let's dig in!"

(The siblings begin to eat their breakfast stacks.)

Leni: "This is totes delish!"

Lincoln: "I'll say!"

Lynn: "Aw, yeah! This is the stuff! Worth every penny."

Lola: "So good!"

Lincoln: (pours himself some milk) "Time for some milk."

(Lincoln drinks his glass of milk, but some of it spills onto his shirt.)

Lincoln: "Ah, dang it…"

Lynn: "Ha ha!"

Luan: "Here, lemme help you with that, Linc…"

(With that, Luan licks away the milk on Lincoln's shirt, then wipes off his stain with napkins, finishing off with a kiss on his cheek.)

Luan: "There."

Lincoln: "Thanks."

(Eventually, the siblings finish their luxurious breakfast with huge burps.)

Lisa: "That was so good…"

Lincoln: "Best breakfast of our lives…"

Luna: "You said it, bro... So, what's next on the agenda?"

Lincoln: "Thankfully, this next surprise won't be so brutal on our wallets… Let's head back to the van."

(The siblings return to the van, as Lori drives off.)

Leni: "Okay, Linky, what's the second surprise?"

Lincoln: "It's further into town, my perfect ten."

Lori: "So, I just go straight?"

Lincoln: "Yes."

(Lori drives the van straight into town.)

Lincoln: "Okay, just keep going straight, and then, make a right."

(Lori makes a right turn on the street and eventually stops at a municipal pool.)

Lynn: "Oh, a pool!"

Lincoln: "I figured since it's really hot out, we could use a place to chill out away from home."

Lucy: "Wait… Didn't we get kicked out of every pool in town?"

Lynn: "Damn it, she's right. What now, guys?"

Leni: "Maybe, no one will recognize us here…"

Lola: "Hey. I don't see anyone here."

Lisa: "Looks like the pool is closed."

Lincoln: "Shit."

Lynn: "Where can we cool off?"

Luan: "How about we sneak in?"

Lori: "No, Luan! Let's just find somewhere else..."

Lola: "There's always the beach."

Lynn: "Eh, too crowded. I wish there was a secret spot we can cool down at."

Lincoln: "Hmm… I think I can find it somewhere..."

Lori: "Okay, off we go then!"

(Lori drives around town to find somewhere else to cool off.)

Leni: "Damn it… Where to cool down…"

Lucy: "I know where we can go."

Lisa: "Alright, let's hear it."

Lucy: "How about this… There's this secret lake we can go to. How about it, Linky?"

Lincoln: "I'm in!"

Lori: "It's official! Lucy, lead the way!"

Lucy: "Coming through."

(Lucy comes to the front seat and plops on to Lincoln's lap.)

Lucy: "Turn right and go straight for 3 miles."

Lori: "On it!"

(Lori does, as Lucy says and they reach the path towards the lake.)

Lincoln: "We're here! Follow me, guys!"

(Everyone exits the van and enters the cemetery, as the majority of the group are creeped out by the place.)

Lola: (groans) "Knew something would be up with Lucy at the helm."

Luna: "This is where she took you on your date, bro?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, I was skeptical at first, but I started to like it."

Lucy: "Good times. Now, it's only a bit further…"

(After walking on the path for five minutes, they reach the lake.)

Leni: "Ooh! It's so pretty…"

Lola: "Shame it's in such a spooky place, though."

Lynn: (groans) "At least we're in a cool place."

Lincoln: "Since there's no one else here, how about some skinny dipping, ladies?"

Luna: "Oh yeah! We didn't bring swimsuits and all we got is our underwear."

(Lincoln strips away all of his clothes until he's left in his birthday suit, then cannonballs into the lake.)

Lincoln: "C'mon in, girls! The water's perfect!"

Lori: "Okay, coming!"

(The Loud sisters then ditch all their undergarments and join Lincoln in the lake.)

Leni: "This is so great… The cool water…"

Luna: "You said it, sis…"

(Lincoln is standing in the water, as someone is circling around his lower area.)

Luan: (jumps out the water) "RAAH!"

Lincoln: "If you think you're gonna pull something like that again, you're wrong."

Luan: (scoffs; crossing arms) "You're no fun, you big wiener." (looks down at Lincoln's pelvis; playfully) "And speaking of big wieners…"

(Luan reaches into the water and starts jerking Lincoln off; he plays along, groping her buttocks and kissing her face.)

Lincoln: "I love how playful you are, Luan…"

Luan: "Thanks, Linc."

Lola: "I want some sugar too…"

Lisa: "Same here. I missed you so much."

(Lisa and Lola both swim to Lincoln and caress his body, as well.)

Lisa: "I desire to partake of your libido orally, brother…"

Lincoln: "That's Lisa-talk for blowjob, huh?"

Lisa: "Precisely."

Lola: "Then we're heading back to dry land for that. None of us can breathe underwater long enough to suck on Linky's log."

Luan: "Fine."

(Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Lincoln exit out of the lake and Lisa immediately sucks on her brother's log.)

Lincoln: "You really missed me, huh, Lisa?"

Lisa: "Affirmative!"

(Luan and Lola start a three-way makeout session with Lincoln, as Lisa resumes her blowjob.)

Lincoln: "I love kissing you girls…"

(Lincoln then groans, as he busts a nut in Lisa's mouth; keeping all his cream in her mouth, Lisa pulls away and gulps it down with a sigh of satisfaction.)

Lisa: "Quite tangy and tantalizing sperm, Lincoln…"

Luan: "Now, this woodchuck needs to get some of that wood…"

Lincoln: "Mouth, pussy, or ass, my lumberjack?"

Luan: "I think we both know what I love best…"

(Luan immediately sinks her pussy onto Lincoln's log.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah!"

Lola: "You wanna eat my kitty while you're at it, hunky?" (spreads lower lips)

Lincoln: "You got it, hotty…"

(Lola sits on Lincoln's face as he licks her pussy. All the while, he thrusts into Luan's pussy. Back in the lake...)

Lori: "You know, Lucy... This lake is pretty great on the whole body…"

Lucy: "Uh huh… Great for swimming…"

Leni: "This sun is so nice and warm."

Lana: "I just love all the fish in here!" (laughs)

Lily: "I never knew I could swim without floaties."

Luna: (calling out) "Yo, Linc! You know when you're gonna show us another one of your surprises?"

Lincoln: "In a few, actually!" (pumps into Luan's pussy) "Now you, Lola."

(Lola sinks onto Lincoln's cock with her pussy.)

Lola: "Oh yeah! Pound me, sweetie!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Lola!"

(As Lincoln fondles Lola's breasts, she rubs her hands against his face and scalp.)

Lola: (sternly) "Hey… Have you been using my special shampoo in the shower again? Because your hair doesn't get soft like this on its own."

Lincoln: "Yeah, it just smells so good… My bad… Hehe..."

Lola: "How could you? You shouldn't be using my shampoo… Without letting me join in the shower too!"

Luan: "About that… Linc's not the only one who uses it…"

Lola: "Oh, is nothing sacred in this family?!"

Luan: "Sorry, that stuff is great… I used it in my shower with Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "Tell you what… We'll buy you more of that shampoo, plus get some of our own, and you and Luan shower with me. Deal?"

Lola: "Deal. Just ask me next time, okay, guys?"

Luan and Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lincoln shoots his cum into Lola.)

Lincoln: "Ready for what I got in store next, girls?"

Luna: "Yeah, dude!"

Lana: "You know it!"

(Once everyone dries off and gets dressed, they return to the van and drive away from the cemetery.)

Leni: (shudders) "At least we're away from that awful cemetery…"

Lisa: "So, brother, where's our next destination?"

Lincoln: "It's in town, Lisa."

Lola: (sitting on Lincoln's lap) "Whatever it is, I'll know it'll be amazing…"

(Lola slips her hand through Lincoln's shirt and traces her finger across his chest.)

Lincoln: (feeling ticklish) "Whoa, ho, ho, ho… Easy there, Lola." (chuckles) "Down, girl…"

Lola: (intimate) "Sorry, you're just so lovable…" (hugs Lincoln tightly)

(After a few minutes of driving, Lori stops at a roller rink.)

Lori: "Is this it?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh!"

Lynn: "Aw, yeah! Now you're talking'! Let's blade, ya'll!"

Lana: "I'm in! Are you, Lincoln? Lincoln?"

(Lana turns her head to see Lincoln and Lola making out.)

Lola: "Just give us five more minutes."

Lincoln: "We'll catch up with you."

(Inside, the gang, aside from Lincoln and Lola, walk around the derby. Leni steps on a slice of cheese pizza on the ground.)

Leni: "Ew! Gross!"

Lana: "Hey, you scored a snack, Leni…"

Leni: "I'm not eating that!"

Lana: "More for me, then!" (picks up the slice from Leni's shoe)

(Before Lana could eat it, Lori slaps the slice out of her hand, as it lands in the trash can.)

Lori: "You're not eating that. You don't know where it's been."

Lana: (under her breath) "Buzzkill…"

Lily: "Where's Linky and Lola? I want him to teach me how to skate."

Luna: "I'll get him."

(Luna exits the roller rink and heads to the van. She slides the van door to see Lola on the ground completely naked and being pounded by Lincoln's log.)

Luna: "Dude, what are you doing?! Get dressed before someone sees you!"

Lola: "Close the door! You're letting all the heat in, Luna!"

Luna: "Get your clothes back on and come inside."

Lola: "Fine."

(Lincoln cums into Lola, as the latter puts on her clothes. The two then enter the rink.)

Lola: "Whoa, look at this place!"

Lincoln: "I know, right? This place got everything, from your skating rink to your arcade."

Leni: "I wanna go to the arcade!"

Lynn: "Same here!"

Luna: (to Lincoln) "By the way, bro, Lily wants to learn some blading tips from you."

Lincoln: "You got it."

(Lincoln takes Lily to the booth for each of them to rent a pair of skates. The two of them remove their shoes, as they put on their skates.)

Lily: (slipping) "Whoa!"

(Before Lily could faceplant, Lincoln grips her arms and holds her up to keep balance.)

Lily: "Never knew how to skate before."

Lincoln: "It's alright. You big brother's here to help."

(Lincoln holds Lily's hand, as the two skate into the arena.)

Lincoln: "Watch my footing, sis…"

Lily: "So I'll know how to skate better?"

(Lincoln nods for yes.)

Lily: "OK…"

(Holding onto Lincoln for support, Lily looks at how he's alternating between which feet move to the front, as if he were sliding across the floor.)

Lily: "Oh… Now, I see."

(Lily begins to do the same, as Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "You're doing great, Lily-pad…"

Lily: "Thanks, Linky…" (blushes)

(Nearby, Luna and Leni are watching them from the side with smiles on their faces.)

Leni: "So cute…"

Luna: "I know, dudette…"

Leni: "Oh, I gotta get this on video!" (pulls out her phone and records them)

(Meanwhile, it shows Luan, Lisa, and Lucy at the concessions stand.)

Luan: "I dunno what I want to snack on first."

Lucy: "How about onion rings?"

Lisa: "I could go for some churros, though."

Luan: "I'm gonna get some potato wedges, then."

(The three of them order their respective food items, then start eating them in the audience seats surrounding the roller rink.)

Luan: "This is really good!"

Lisa: "Same. Say, how's Lincoln's skating right now?"

(It cuts to Lily and Lincoln skating.)

Lincoln: "Let's take a break. You want to head to the arcade?"

Lily: "Yeah, sure."

(Lily and Lincoln skate back to the stands, return their skates, and put on their normal shoes as they enter the arcade.)

Lynn: "S'up, dude?"

Lincoln: "Hey, Lynner-rino."

Lana: "You gotta try this dancing game, bro! It's real fun!"

Lincoln: "Okay, sure."

(It cuts to Lincoln struggling to play a dance game while Lynn, Lori, Lily, and Lana watch him.)

Lynn: "Watch the screen, not your feet, dork!"

Lincoln: "Lynn, can it! I got this!"

(In the game, Lincoln is not hitting the arrows on the screen.)

Game: "Game Over. Learn to dance."

Lincoln: "Dang it!"

Lily: "Aw, sorry you lost, Lincoln."

Worker: (voice on the announcer) "#37."

Lincoln: "Our pizza's ready!"

(The siblings head to the food court, as they share a large cheese pizza together.)

Luna: "This day's been really freakin' sweet, dudes."

Lucy: "And we have a very special white-haired gentleman to thank for it all."

Lincoln: ""Hey, no problem."

Lola: "Hey, Linky, there's a raffle going on here that if you win, you'll get 300. Look."

(Lincoln turns his head to see that people are writing their names on small slips of paper and putting it into a jar.)

Leni: "You should totes enter!"

Lincoln: "You really think I'll win?"

Lisa: "Although, statistically, you would have a one-in-one thousandth chance of earning that money, we still believe in you."

Lori: "C'mon, snookums, give it a try."

Lincoln: (sighs) "Alright. I'll do it."

(Lincoln gets up from his seat and goes to the table; he writes his name onto a slip of paper and puts it into the jar with the other names.)

Lincoln: "Okay, there. I entered."

Lynn: "Here's some good luck…" (kisses Lincoln on his left cheek)

Lana: "And from me too…" (kisses Lincoln on his right cheek)

Lincoln: "Thanks. Anyone up for a round of laser tag?"

Luan: "I'm in!"

Leni: "Sounds like fun! Me too!"

Lynn: "Team battle or free-for-all?"

Lincoln: "Free-for-all!"

Lola: "Aw… I wanted a team battle…"

Lana: "Don't care. I like the way he thinks. This is gonna be awesome."

Lynn: "Let's go!"

(In the laser tag room, the siblings put on their vests and hold their blasters.)

Lily: "I never played laser tag before. What do you do here?"

Lynn: "It's super simple. You shoot the other people in the arena in their vests with your blaster before they get a chance to shoot you."

Lily: "Okay."

Lynn: "Oh, yeah. Also, you can hide in parts of the arena to avoid getting blasted. And whoever gets the most points at the end wins."

Lily: "This game's gonna be a snap, then."

Lincoln: "We're about to start right now."

Arena Speaker: "3… 2… 1… Go!"

(The siblings scatter around the arena and begin shooting each other.)

Lynn: "I'm gonna take all you out!"

(Lincoln shoots at Lynn's vest.)

Game Voice: "You got hit!"

Lynn: "Why you…!"

(Lynn aims at Lincoln and shoots, but he quickly takes cover and avoids the blast. Meanwhile, it shows Leni running around to avoid getting hit.)

Leni: "Where can I hide, where can I hide?"

(Leni spots a corner wall straight ahead.)

Leni: "Perfect!"

(Leni rushes over to her hiding spot, then blindly fires her blaster to the right of her, taking Lori out.)

Lori: "Crap! How?!"

Leni: "I did it?" (jubilant) "I did it!"

Lori: "Oh, you're gonna get it!"

(Lincoln is sneaking around to find a hiding spot. He finds a small compartment on the ground.)

Lincoln: "Oh, what's in here?"

(Lincoln crawls into it to find Luan already in here.)

Luan: "Whoa! Where'd you come from?"

Lincoln: "Dang it. You're already here."

Luan: "Hold up there, Linc. I'm getting my shot in."

(Taking quick action, Luan tries to shoot at Lincoln. However, he ducks just in time, as the laser hits Lana instead.)

Luan: "Hey! You moved."

(Lincoln then blasts Luan in her vest.)

Luan: "No!" (grabs Lincoln by his shirt) "You're not going anywhere…"

(Meanwhile, Lily is hiding behind a wall, awaiting any potential prey to shoot at once they get close enough.)

Lily: "Someone's gonna make their move on me… I just know it…"

(When she turns to her left, Lily sees Lucy in front of her.)

Lucy: "Sorry, Lily. Your time is up."

(Lily jumps up and screams, then swiftly shoots at Lucy in a panic.)

Lucy: "Sigh. It looks like I'm hit."

(After 20 more minutes of playing, the siblings' game of laser tag ends.)

Lynn: "Alright, let's see the totals..."

(Everyone, besides Lincoln and Luan, checks the leaderboard of their free-for-all match.)

Lynn: "Yeah, I won!"

Lucy: "Course you did."

Lily: "Well, guess who came second…" (points at her name below Lynn)

Leni: "I got third place."

Lana: "Hey… Why are Linc and Luan all the way at the bottom?"

Lola: "Could they still be in the arena? I'm gonna look for them!"

(Lola goes back to the arena in search of her two absent siblings; she hears moaning from the far end of it.)

Lola: "Oh hell no… They better not be…"

(Lola goes further and she spots a trail of white stains in a hiding place. She takes her finger and traces some up.)

Lola: (examines the substance) "Linky's cum… He's here!"

(Lola squats down and gasps in surprise to see Luan deepthroating Lincoln's cock.)

Lola: "What the fuck are you two doing?!"

Lincoln: (screams) "Oh, it's just you, Lola. Is the game over already?"

Lola: "Yes, it is! Luan, stop! We gotta go! They're about to announce the winner of the raffle!"

Luan: "But I'm not finished yet! He was so close to cumming, too!"

Lola: "Now, you two!"

(Luan reluctantly pulls her mouth off of Lincoln's cock, as they get themselves situated and crawl out of the space.)

Lola: "Now, c'mon!"

(Lola grabs the two's hands and escorts them out of the laser tag arena. They then join the rest of their siblings in the back of a large crowd.)

Male #1: "Okay, guys! We're about to pick out the winner of the 300 cash prize! Many have entered, but only one will win!"

(The male judge takes out a name from the jar and hands it to a female judge.)

Female #1: "The winner of the 300 is…"

(Everyone is nervous and/or anxious about winning the money, especially Lincoln and his sisters.)

Both Judges: "Lincoln Loud!"

Lincoln: "YES! YES! I WON! I FREAKING WON!"

Luna: "You did it, dude! Great job!"

Lola: (tackles Lincoln with a hug) "I'm so proud of you, sweetie!"

Lynn: "Couldn't have done it without the luck I gave you…"

Lana: "And my luck too…"

(The two judges approach Lincoln and give him his prize.)

Female Judge: "Congratulations!"

Lincoln: "Thank you so much!"

(Luan yanks Lola's hair.)

Lola: "Ow!"

Luan: "That's for the arm yanking!"

(Lincoln and the girls exit the roller rink, with the boy-turned-man looking over his cash earnings with delight.)

Lincoln: "With this moolah, I think we can squeeze in at least one more sibling activity for the day."

Lisa: "To where?"

Lincoln: "The mall!"

Leni: "YAY!"

Girl: (from inside the roller rink; disgusted) "EW!! WHAT ARE THESE WHITE SPOTS IN THE LASER TAG ROOM?!"

Luan: "Better get going now, guys…"

(Lincoln, Luan, and Lola rush into the van with the others following behind, as they drive off.)

Luan: "Whoo… Man, was that a rush…"

Lori: "Yeah…"

Lola: (agitatedly) "Sure was, since you and Linky could've gotten caught doing oral!"

Lana: "What?!"

Luna: "What about you?! You could've gotten caught in the car too, Lola!"

Luan: "You lousy hypocrite!"

Lincoln: "Alright. Settle down, guys. At least we didn't run into any trouble back there on both parts."

Luan: "Yeah, Linc's got a point. Let's not argue."

Lola: "Let's make a truce. We're not gonna do anything sexual with Lincoln for the rest of the day… Until we get home, of course."

Sisters: "Agreed."

Lincoln: " Glad that's settled… Now, let's head to the mall. Dinner's on me!"

(The sisters cheer in joy, as the group rides off to their last stop for the day.)

Lori: "So, what's first? Clothes shopping? Catching a movie?"

Lincoln: "Anything you want, my sweets. Including me, of course."

(The Loud siblings enter the mall, as they each discuss what they should do with the prize money.)

Lincoln: "I never had this much money before. This is gonna be one crazy mall day."

Lola: "Remember, nothing sexual here, okay? And that goes for you too, Linky…"

Lincoln: "Hmm… You girls thinking of getting any new clothes?"

Lori: "Oh, totally, Linky. And we should get some underwear too. Looking at it, you should get some new clothes too, sweetie."

Lincoln: "Yep."

Lori: "We should split up, then let's meet at the food court at 5:00."

Leni: "Wait, let's go in pairs so we all don't get lost. So..."

Sisters: "I call Lincoln!"

Lisa: "Wait, there's eleven of us. It's uneven, so three of us will pair up, leaving only one pair."

Lola: "Dibs on pairing with Linky! There's a really cute clothes store that reminds me of you." (takes her brother's hand) "Come on." (rushes off with Lincoln)

Leni: "Wait for us, guys!"

(Leni and the rest follow Lola and Lincoln into a clothing store in the center of the mall.)

Lola: "Now, let me show you something I wanted to buy you for so long."

(Lola reaches for a shelf and shows Lincoln some boxers.)

Lincoln: "Uh... Why those?"

Lola: "Well, I notice your bulge keeps appearing when you wear your underwear, so I was thinking of boxer shorts, which are way more comfortable for you."

Lincoln: "Thanks, I guess. I am tired of wearing briefs. They feel really tight around my waist and butt."

Lola: (giggles) "I see it too."

(Lincoln gets a text message from his phone. He looks at his phone and it's from Maria Santiago.)

Lincoln: "Oh, what does she want?" (dials her number) "Hey, Maria. I got your text. What's up?"

Maria: "Well, well, well… if it isn't my favorite piece of queso blanco. How are you?"

Lincoln: "Great. Just some sibling bonding time right now."

Maria: "Well, I was talking to Frida and Carlota about our time together at your place, and they're more than happy to join in."

Lincoln: "Oh, wow." (away from the phone) "Feel free to get the boxers, hon."

Lola: "Gladly…"

Lincoln: (to the phone) "So, how'd you convince them, Maria?"

Maria: "Oh, I showed them a good time, wink wink…"

Lincoln: "Wow, nicely done."

Maria: "Thanks, I can't wait to have more fun with you…" (giggles) "I gotta go, see ya…"

Lincoln: "Bye, Maria." (hangs up) "Okay Lola. What else do you want to show me?"

Lola: "Oh, there's something I'm thinking of getting for myself while we're here."

(Lincoln follows Lola into the women's section, as they stop at a display of a sparkly pink gown.)

Lola: "Magnificent, isn't it?"

Lincoln: "How much is that anyway? Looks like it would cost more than 300."

Lola: (Looks at the tag nervously) "Um… 500…"

Lori: "Hold up, Lola! There's no way that dress costs that much!" (looks at price tag)

Lola: "Never mind. I'll just find something that costs less."

(Lola takes a look around and then gathers a hot pink tank top, a blue skirt, white flats, and a pink strapless bra with matching panties.)

Lola: "Ooh! These are perfect! I'll take these!" (to a clerk) "How much?"

Clerk: "It's a grand total of 54.25, ma'am."

Lola: "Sweet!"

Lincoln: (whispers) "Don't forget the boxers…"

Lola: "Oh, and these too."

Clerk: "And with the boxers, it comes to 59.45."

Lola: "Oh, and before we pay… Any fitting rooms available?"

Clerk: "In the back there, ma'am."

(Lola and Lincoln go to the fitting room for the former to change her clothes, as the latter waits with his bag.)

Lincoln: "While I'm here, may as well see if she was right about the boxers…"

(Lincoln takes his boxers and heads into another dressing room. Lola comes out in her outfit she picked out.)

Lola: "Linky, how do I look?" (notices Lincoln's absence) "Hey, where'd you go?"

Lincoln: "In the booth next door."

(Lola enters said booth to see Lincoln in his boxer shorts.)

Lola: "So… Those fitting you well?"

Lincoln: "These are fitting great, Lola! I feel so snug." (looks at Lola) "Wow, you look great!"

(As Lola closes the door behind her, the two sit beside each other in silence with light blushes

present on their faces.)

Lola: "Remember… Nothing sexual in public. At all."

Lincoln: "Yeah, yeah. I know."

Lola: "We've been pushing our luck twice already. We can't take any more chances."

Lincoln: "You think anybody saw us doing it in the van?"

Lola: "I hope not." (looks around nervously; whispers to Lincoln) "In fact, I think some people are eavesdropping on us now."

(Lola and Lincoln secretly take a peek above each side of their dressing booth to see Lori in the left one and Leni in the right one.)

Leni: (looks up) "Hi, Lola. Whatcha doing?"

Lola: "Oh, just in here with Linky, chatting…"

Lori: (looks up; teasingly) "Looks like I've got a little peeping Tom here…"

Lincoln: (laughs nervously) "I'm glad it's only you, Lori."

Lori: "We all know how badly we want to do it…"

Lincoln: "I know, but we can't get kicked out… Crud, let's just browse the mall some more to take our minds off it."

Lola: "Okay."

Leni: "Sounds great."

Lori: "I was done fitting my stuff anyway. Let's do it."

(Lincoln, Lola, Lori, and Leni exit the clothing store with a bag on each of their left arms.)

Lincoln: (looking around) "Where the hell could Luna be?"

Leni: "If I were her, I'd probably be in that store over there."

(Leni points at an instrument store to the right of her. The group enters said store and walk around until they see Luna observing some amps.)

Luna: "These bad boys are freakin' sweet." (notices the others) "Oh, hey, dudes."

Lori: "S'up, Luna."

Lola: "What's so special about these big old speakers?"

Luna: "We're about to find out how much these can crank out..." (reaches for the volume knob)

Lincoln: (grabs Luna's hand) "Wait, wait, wait… Luna, the mall's just not ready for that kind of rocking."

Lori: "Besides, you might literally blow people's ears out, get banned, or worse."

Luna: "Oh… Right…" (chuckles flatly)

Lincoln: "Hey, how's a new guitar sound?"

Luna: "Sounds great!"

Lincoln: "And pretty loud, I bet." (chuckles)

Lola: "Some of your Luan is showing, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (laughs) "It is. I'm gonna hang with her and see what she's up to."

Lola: "I'll come with."

(Lola and Lincoln go into one of the joke stores in search of Luan.)

Lincoln: "Luan? Luan, where are you?"

(Someone taps on Lincoln's shoulder and he turns around to find no one there.)

Lincoln: "Who's there?"

Lola: "What's wrong?"

Lincoln: "That was weird. Thought I felt something."

(Someone then shows up behind Lincoln wearing a clown mask and taps his shoulder. He turns around and yelps in surprise.)

???: (chuckles) "Gotcha, Linc!"

Lincoln: "How'd you know my name?!"

(The person removes her mask to show it's Luan.)

Lincoln: (peeved) "Oh… It's just you."

Luan: "What brings you here, good sir?"

Lincoln: "We just came to see what you're doing."

Lola: "And don't even try to scare me."

Luan: "I just came to get some pranking supplies and a few joke books." (to Lincoln) "And I got you something too, sweetheart."

Lincoln: "Oh what? A pie to the face?"

Luan: "What? No. Do you think I'm that predictable?"

Lincoln: "Duh."

Lola: "You think?"

Luan: "Here you are." (hands Lincoln a bag)

(Lincoln looks into the bag to find a joke book, an orange and yellow striped t-shirt, and a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.)

Lincoln: "Huh. Thanks, sis."

Luan: "I'm gonna go see what Lucy and Lana are up to." (kisses Lincoln's cheek as she leaves) "See ya."

Lola: "Hey, Linky, wanna go to Cinnabon?"

Lincoln: "Sure."

(A few minutes later, Lincoln and Lola are going up an escalator while eating their cinnamon buns.)

Lincoln: "These are so good! I love how you get drinks too!" (sips some milk from his cup)

Lola: "I don't get why you got milk, considering you got two delicious dispensers right here." (shakes her bosom)

Lincoln: "Did you see what stuff the sign said was upstairs before we got on this thing?"

Lola: "No, why?"

Lincoln: "Well, Lola, if I may recall, it said that the technology is sold up here."

Lola: "Maybe we'll find Lynn watching some sports game on one of the flat screens."

Lincoln: "Yeah, good call. And bad call too, we gotta get down there before she tears up the place."

(Once two get to the end of the escalator on the second floor, they quickly walk into the TV department to see their sport-fanatic sister glaring intently at a monitor displaying a baseball game.)

Lynn: "C'mon, c'mon, Angels! One more point, and you'll win the game!"

Lola: (to an employee) "How long has she been like that?"

Employee: (annoyed) "For an hour straight. Get. Her. Out."

(In the game on TV, one of the Angel players is about to make it to the fourth base until a Yankee player tags him with the ball.)

Baseball Announcer: "Oh, in a surprising turn of events, the Yankees snag a last minute victory!"

Lynn: (outraged) "NOO! THEY HAD IT!"

(Lincoln and Lola surround Lynn, as they start escorting her out of the store.)

Lincoln: "Just relax, Lynn."

Lola: "After all, it's just a game. There's still gonna be more chances for those Angel guys."

Lynn: "They almost had it. They almost fucking had it! Damn it!"

Lincoln: "If we weren't there, you could've thrown a big hissy fit over some game."

Lola: "And get us kicked out. You seriously need to control your temper."

Lynn: "Just shut it, OK?!"

Lincoln: "Chances are, Lisa's somewhere up here too."

Lola: "She might be in an electronics store."

(It shows Lisa and Lily in a Radio Shack; Lisa is looking at some phones, while Lily is looking at some Sony Walkmans.)

Lily: "These things look so cool. Linky would love these." (to an employee) "Hey, sir, how much for one of these?"

Employee: "49.70, miss.

(Lincoln, Lola, and Lynn walk by the front of the store, recognizing Lisa and Lily inside.)

Lynn: "Well, there they are."

Lola: "Hey, guys. Whatcha looking at?"

Lisa: "These electronics here. These can be great essentials for my inventory."

Lily: "Linky! Check this out!" (shows Lincoln a Walkman)

Lincoln: (gasps) "No way! A Walkman!"

(Lily hands it to Lincoln, who starts ogling it.)

Lincoln: "These things are so rare! How'd you get one?"

Lily: "They were selling these here, and I wanted to buy you one."

Lincoln: "Aw… That's so sweet of you, Lily. I think I have enough to get one for you, too."

Lily: "It's alright. All I want for you is to be happy."

(Lily buys Lincoln the Walkman and hands it back to him.)

Employee: "Here, you'll also need these special headphones for it too." (gives Lincoln the headphones)

Lincoln: "Thank you."

Lola: "Say, where's Lana at?"

(On the bottom floor of the mall, Lucy and Lana are seen browsing through an antique store.)

Lana: (groans) "None of this old stuff seems to be cool."

Lucy: "I like it. Some of the artifacts remind me of some ghost legends."

Luan: (coughs) "And it's stuffy too. What are you two even gonna get from here?"

Lucy: "I'm gonna see what I can find. Hopefully, some old poetry books."

(It cuts to Lola, Leni, and Lincoln in a Bed, Bath, and Beyond.)

Lincoln: "So, this is where you got that shampoo, Lola?"

Lola: "Uh huh, and they got other kinds that'll soothe you, too."

(Lola passes some bottles of shampoo to Lincoln and Leni.)

Leni: "Oh, this stuff smells great!"

Lincoln: "I really like this one."

Lola: "Oh, look at these towels. Aren't they so fluffy, Linky?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, feels great. I've been wondering why my towels are so warm after I took showers and baths."

Lola: "Who'd you think warmed them up for you?"

Lincoln: "You?"

Lola: "Yep, something to warm your day." (hugs him) "Here, I'm gonna buy us these towels."

Lincoln: "Thanks, Lolly-pop. You know, I actually like to air dry around."

Leni: "That's a little much to say in a store, Lincoln…"

(Lincoln takes a glance at the time on his phone to see it's nearing 5 PM.)

Lincoln: "It's almost 5 o'clock, guys. Time to meet up at the food court."

Leni: "Let's go."

(The three of them exit Bed, Bath, and Beyond with bags in their hands, as they ride down the escalator to the food court where the other siblings are at.)

Luna: "There you dudes are." (to Lincoln) "What do you feel like chowing down on, bro?"

Lincoln: "Let's see here… How about some Chinese?"

Lana: "Not a fan. Sorry."

Lincoln: "Hmm… there's this one buffet place down the street."

Lynn and Lana: (enthusiastic) "Now, you're talking!"

(Half an hour later, the siblings arrive at said all-you-can-eat restaurant.)

Lincoln: "Okay, we're here!"

Lynn: "Time to dig in!"

(The siblings exit the van as they head inside.)

Waiter: "Hi, what can I help you with?"

Lincoln: "Table for 11, please."

Waiter: "Right this way."

(The waiter guides them to a big booth.)

Lori: "This place is really nice."

Lynn: "Let's dig in!"

(After Lincoln pays the waiter for the whole group, the siblings go around the buffet place to pick out their food.)

Lincoln: "Everything looks so good here."

Luan: "Look there. Look who's already finished."

(It shows Lynn and Lana with large plates of food.)

Luan: "They're gonna take the principles of buffet that literally…" (laughs)

Lincoln: "Ain't that the truth."

(Soon, the group are all back at the table, about to partake of their respective cuisines.)

Lincoln: "This is so good! I never had this much food in a long time!"

Lynn: "I know, right?! So much protein!"

Lori: "Control yourselves now, before you and Lana get stomach aches."

Lana: (scoffs) "Quit your worrying. We'll be fine."

(Lana and Lynn are eating sloppily with sauce getting everyone, much to everyone's annoyance. Some sauce got onto Lincoln's shirt, staining it.)

Lincoln: (aggravated) "Oh, not again..."

Lana: "Oops, sorry, Linc."

Lola: "Shame on you two!"

Lynn: "Lemme get that for ya, bro."

(Lynn takes some napkins and wipes Lincoln's shirt, making the sauce stain on it fainter.)

Lynn: "There. Got most of it out."

Lincoln: "Thanks." (gets up) "I'm gonna get some dessert."

Lola: "I'll come with."

Lori: "Me too."

(Everyone goes around the buffet to get some dessert.)

Lincoln: "These brownies look so tasty!"

Lola: "These cupcakes look so good."

Lily: "Definitely getting some chocolate chip cookies."

Lana: "It's doughnut time, baby."

(Back at their booth, the siblings are eating their desserts.)

Luna: "This date's been pretty rockin', bro."

Lola: "Yeah, it was sweet of you to take us out!"

Lincoln: "Anytime, my perfect ten… I'm just worried how much work they're gonna cram down our throats back at school tomorrow."

Lisa: "Affirmative, considering it's our final week before summer break.."

Lynn: (teasingly) "Not to mention your little meeting with Ms. DiMartino…"

Lincoln: (hushed) "Shut up, Lynn! Can you keep your mouth shut?!"

Lola: "Meeting?"

Lincoln: "It's nothing, Lola."

Lynn: (to Lola) "Oh, Stinkoln's just shy about seeing his substitute teacher again."

Lincoln: (elbows Lynn; groans) "Apparently, she and Mrs. Johnson both want to talk to me after school tomorrow." (pouts; in realization) "And I have something planned with the girls that afternoon too."

Lori: "With your little girlfriends?"

Lincoln: "Yes. Aw, crap." (gets up) "I'll be right back. And nobody touches my brownies."

(Lincoln heads into the restroom, picks up his phone and dials Jordan's number.)

Lincoln: "Hello? Jordan, are you there?"

Jordan: "Yes, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "About that date we planned…" (coughs) "I dunno if I'm gonna make it…"

Jordan: "What? Why?"

Lincoln: "Well, Mrs. Johnson and Ms. DiMartino want to talk to me about something and I don't know how long it'll be."

Jordan: "Oh."

Lincoln: "There's always Tuesday, though. Right?"

Jordan: (sighs) "I guess. I'll relay it to the others."

Lincoln: "Hey, at least now you know about it."

Jordan: "Yeah." (smiles) "But that doesn't mean we can't have fun. See you tomorrow, honey."

Lincoln: "Bye, sweetums." (hangs up) "Time to go back and have those brownies."

(Lincoln returns to the table, only to see all of his brownies are gone.)

Lincoln: (mad) "Oh, come on! What did I say?! Who ate them all?!"

Lola: "We all did, Linky… Sorry…"

Leni: "Sorry, Linky-cakes… They were so good..."

Lincoln: (sighs) "You know what? It's alright. I'll just get more to go…"

(After Lincoln does so, he and the girls leave the buffet and get inside Vanzilla.)

Lily: "So, Linky, how much money do you have now?"

Lincoln: "Surprisingly, I still have 143. But I'm saving it for a rainy day. Let's go home."

(Lori starts up the van, and drives the gang home. Once arriving at the Loud House, the gang gets into the house.)

Lola: "Thanks for taking us out, Linky! That was so much fun!"

Lincoln: "Anytime, guys."

(Lori opens the door as everyone steps in, Rita and Lynn Sr. are watching TV.)

Lynn Sr.: "What have you kids been up to?"

Lori: "Linky took us out on a wonderful date."

Rita: "Oh, did he? Where did he take you guys?"

Lily: "Oh, we went to a lake, a roller rink, the mall, and went out to eat twice."

Leni: "And at the roller rink, Linky won 300 in a raffle!"

Rita: "That's amazing! Well, rest up, cause you're gonna be back in school tomorrow."

Lori: "We will. Come on, guys. Let's move this to my room."

(The siblings go upstairs to Lori and Leni's room.)

Lori: "Alright, Linky-poo. You've satisfied us all day, now you need to do us all night…"

(Lori then pulls out a pair of handcuffs from her nightstand drawer, as Lola and Leni start taking off Lincoln's clothes.)

Lincoln: "What are you gonna do with those?"

(Lori then pulls out three more pairs of handcuffs.)

Lori: (half-lidded) "Don't worry about it…"

(Lori giggles as she, Luna, Lily, and Lisa each handcuff Lincoln's wrists and ankles to the legs of Lori's bed.)

Lori: "Just lie down and relax, sweetheart…"

Lincoln: "Um, Lori… I'm feeling kinda uncomfortable here..."

(Lori didn't hear him as she and the others remove their clothes off until they're butt naked.)

Lori: "Shall we, ladies?"

Leni: "Totes…" (licks lips)

Lori: "Oh, and don't worry about the order, girls. We're all gonna enjoy him…"

Luna: "Sweet… I'll get first dibs then…"

(Luna slowly walks towards Lincoln and rubs the sides of his legs, as she licks his cock to make it harden.)

Luna: "Aw yeah… Let's get this sausage link nice and tight, bro… Just how Mama wants it..."

(Luna continues to suck Lincoln's hard cock while she fondles his massive balls. Lincoln starts moaning in pleasure.)

Luan: "You could use some milk, Linc. Lucky for you, I'm one of the breast in the business…"

Lincoln: "Gimme, gimme!"

(Luan crawls onto the bed, her chest slightly above Lincoln's face, as he proceeds to suck on her nipples to siphon her warm milk.)

Lincoln: "I wish they'd let me use my hands…" (moves his restrained hands; moping) "But I can't right now…." (in his head) "I really want to feel their hot bodies…"

Luan: "Want me to throw in some smooching too, Linc?"

Lincoln: "Yes, please. I wish I could touch your bodies too..."

(Luan leans down and kisses Lincoln while he shoots his load into Luna's mouth.)

Lana: "Step aside, Luna. I want Linc inside my kitty."

(Luna moves, then Lana crawls on top of Lincoln and grips his member. She spreads her cooch and slides it in, as she starts riding him.)

Lana: "Oh, yeah! So deep!"

(Lincoln feels his limbs shaking vigorously while Lana is pounding him.)

Lincoln: "Oh..." (winces)

Lana: "Fuck me harder, Lincoln!"

(Lincoln starts bucking his hips into Lana, as she rubs his chest.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… Feel my chest..."

Lynn: "Move aside for a sec, Luan. I want him to eat me out."

Luan: "Fine, but I'm coming for that log next."

(Lynn sits on Lincoln's face, then moves up and down to moisten it with her wet pussy.)

Lynn: "How's it smell down there, Stinkoln?"

Lincoln: "Like a dirty gym sock, sweathead…"

Lynn: "I'd put that tongue to work, if I were you."

(Lincoln licks Lynn's pussy while Lana still pounds him.)

Lynn: (taunting) "Hey, Linc, you wanna squeeze these?" (points to her breasts; realizes) "Oh wait! You can't!" (laughs)

Lincoln: (irritated) "Goddamn it, Lynn! Once I get my hands on you, I swear..."

Lynn: "You'll what?"

Lincoln: "Just you know that once I'm free, I won't have any mercy with you… Pounding you until your holes are numb…"

Lynn: "Your big threat's a good time? Since you said that, I might uncuff you after Luan's turn…"

Lincoln: "You are so gonna get it…" (to Lori) "Get me out these cuffs now!"

Lori: "Ah ah ah. Not until you cum in Lana…"

Lana: "What she said…"

Lincoln: "Fine, it's a deal.."

(Lincoln thrusts into Lana as she cums on his log, with him cumming into her.)

Lincoln: "There. Now unlock me."

(Lori releases Lincoln from his shackles, then Lynn gets off of him and sits at the end of the bed.)

Lynn: "Time to prove how much of a beast you can be, Stinkoln…"

Lincoln: (growls) "Stop calling me that, you prick!"

(Lincoln furiously grabs Lynn by her ponytail and rams his cock into Lynn's asshole, as she screams out loud.)

Lola: "Whoa… Holy crap..." (reaches out to him) "Linky, calm down…"

Lincoln: "No! I'm so sick of Lynn's crap! Now, she's paying the price…"

Lynn: "Oh, you sure about that? I only screamed because your dick felt so good all the way up my ass."

Lucy: "Hmm… Lincoln, give her a pounding she'll never forget…"

Lincoln: "Can do!"

(An incensed Lincoln furiously pounds away at Lynn's butt and squeezes her breasts tighty, much to her joy.)

Lynn: "Oh, hell yeah! Don't stop, bro! Keep ravaging me!"

Lincoln: "You're supposed to be in pain! You're actually enjoying this?!"

Lynn: "The other times we banged was too spicy for my tastes. I was just encouraging you to fuck my brains out, Lincoln."

Lincoln: (panting) "Maybe I have gone a little too far…"

Lynn: "No, it's my fault, little bro. Sorry for rallying ya. Besides, you're doing great."

Lola: "Come on, you want a drink, sweetie?" (reaches her arms out to Lincoln; rubs his shoulders) "You must be parched."

Lincoln: "Yes, please."

(With that, Lola breastfeeds Lincoln amidst his buttsex with Lynn.)

Lincoln: "It's great that I can move my hands and feet again. Now I can bang for real."

(Lincoln grabs Lynn's butt and pounds her asshole. Lola watches over their mating from behind Lincoln.)

Lynn: "Fuck my ass! Work it, bro!"

Lincoln: (grunts) "I'm gonna burst!"

Lynn: "DO IT!"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Lynn's anus, as she sighs.)

Lynn: "You did great… Massive improvement. Put my butthole on fire..."

Luan: "I believe I'll go up to bat with the log next…"

Luna: "One of my holes wasn't purged with the log. I want it…"

Lincoln: "Just rock, paper, scissors. Winner goes next, the loser goes after."

Luna: (sighs) "Whatever you say, dude…"

(Luan puts out rock, and Luna puts out paper. Covering her sister's fist.)

Luna: "Booyah!"

Luan: "Damn…"

Luna: "Butthole, please."

(Lincoln grabs Luna's butt and puts his cock into it.)

Luna: "No doubt you know how to play me by now, bro…"

Lincoln: "Ever since I've introduced you to the Lincoln log. And that goes for the rest of you girls too."

(Lincoln thrusts into Luna's asshole as she moans.)

Luna: "Keep going, bro! Rock on!"

Lincoln: "Anyone want their pussies eaten out or a breastfeed?"

Lori: "Me!"

(Lori stands on the bed in front of Lincoln, as he gives her cunnilingus while he gives Luna the business.)

Luna: "Oh, yeah! Pound me to an eleven! WHOO!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Luna! Oh, Lori!"

Lori: "Eat my fucking pussy!"

(Lincoln shoots his load into Luna's asshole while he's still licking Lori's clit.)

Lincoln: "Where do you want to be fucked, Lori?"

Luan: "Hold up! I lost in rock, paper, scissors, so I'm next!"

Lincoln: "Oh, right. Lori?"

Lori: "Go ahead, I won't mind."

Luan: "I want to try something, but you have to listen to me."

Lincoln: "You got it."

Luan: "Let's get off the bed. Firstly, let me get on all fours and put it in my pussy."

(Luan gets into a doggystyle position as Lincoln connects his privates into her's.)

Luan: "Next, lift me up by my ankles and keep holding on my legs. I'll plant my hands down."

Lisa: "Oh, it's a wheelbarrow."

(Lincoln heeds Luan's instructions, as they prepare their mating position.)

Lincoln: "Ready, baby? Cause I'm gonna start thrusting."

Luan: "Ready as I'll ever be, cupcake. You can walk around while doing it, if you want."

Lincoln: "As long as you can keep up."

(Lincoln begins fucking Luan, as she purrs in delight.)

Luan: "Oh yeah! These feels so fucking awesome! Pull my legs harder, honey!"

Lincoln: "I admit, this feels hot, but how long can your hands go for?"

Luan: "A very long time, really. I've been performing at those parties and I've been handstanding for a majority of them."

Lincoln: "Huh… Do you mind if I go all the way?"

Luan: "I want you to do me so hard that I wouldn't have a mind."

(Lincoln thrusts intensely into Luan's pussy, as she screams out in pure joy. Luan uses one of her hands to remove her scrunchie, letting her hair out.)

Luan: "Fuck me harder, Lincoln! I wanna cum!"

(Lincoln hugs Luan's legs and claws into her supple buttocks, giving it his all until he manages to make the both of them climax. Lincoln releases Luan, as her legs drop to the ground with her panting heavily.)

Luan: "Holy fuck… that was terrific… I want my crop plowed like that again sometime..."

Lincoln: "Now, to reiterate. Which hole you want pounded, Lori?"

Lori: "My mouth."

Lincoln: "One throatfucking, coming right up!"

Lucy: "And while you'll do that, you can suck on my boobs."

(Lori gets on her knees and services Lincoln with fellatio, while he sucks on Lucy's nipples.)

Lucy: "Your lips are so warm… Drink my milk, hon..."

Lincoln: "How are you holding up, Lori?"

Lori: (muffled) "Great… Go deeper."

(Lincoln holds Lori's head and pushes his cock further down her esophagus.)

Lucy: (grabs Lincoln's head and places him directly into her bosom) "Embrace me, Lincoln…"

(Lincoln licks Lucy's breasts, then lightly bites parts of her neck.)

Lucy: "Ooh. Bite down. Suck my blood..."

Lincoln: "Uh, I don't have fangs, Luce."

Lucy: "Who said you had to?"

Lincoln: (rolls his eyes) "Are you serious? Fine, I'll try..."

(Lincolb bites down harder on Lucy's neck as she moans. All the while, Lori felt cum shooting down her throat.)

Lori: "Thank you, now cum inside my pussy."

(Lori climbs onto the bed and mounts Lincoln, filling her vagina with his libido.)

Lori: "Pound me, Linky-poo!"

(Lincoln pounds Lori while he's biting on Lucy's neck.)

Lincoln: "Okay, this isn't working." (pulls away from Lucy's neck)

Lucy: "Okay, just kiss me, then."

(Lucy licks lips with Lincoln, as he's still banging Lori.)

Lincoln: "Mmm, this is way better."

Lucy: "Yeah, use your tongue well…"

Lori: "Fill me up again!"

(Lincoln cums into Lori's womb again as he kisses deeper into Lucy.)

Lucy: "Fill me with your seed, my dear…"

(Lincoln lies on the bed while Lucy straddles him and sinks her anus onto his dick.)

Lucy: "Ah… This stake drove so much up my ass…"

Lincoln: "Lemme hammer this in some more!"

(Lincoln thrusts into Lucy's asshole as she presses her hands on his chest.)

Lucy: "Oh, Lincoln!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Lucy-pie!"

(Lincoln gropes Lucy's bosom while she's riding him.)

Lucy: "Mmm… Make me screech in the silence of the night!"

(Lincoln squeezes Lucy's breasts tighter, making her scream in joy; he cums into Lucy's asshole.)

Lily: "Me next!"

(Lily lies on her back while Lincoln slides his log into her pussy and hugs her.)

Lily: "Oh, yeah! I'm cumming! So deep! Fuck me so good!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Lily-pad!"

(Lincoln makes out with Lily, as he's bonking her.)

Lincoln: "Damn, you're so wet!"

Lily: "Bang me harder!"

(Lincoln hoists up Lily and stands on the bed to screw her silly. He then motorboats her, while ejaculating into her.)

Lily: "Oh, Lincoln! I love you!"

(Lily cums into Lincoln's cock as she gets up.)

Lisa: "It's my time to interrogate his member."

(Lisa pushes her pussy down on Lincoln's cock, as she removes her glasses and sets them on the nightstand.)

Lincoln: "Ready, Lis?"

(Lisa nods for yes as Lincoln thrusts onto her.)

Lisa: "Yes! Bring me lots of sexual bliss!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Lisa! I want to bang your smart brains out!"

Lisa: "Squeeze me tight!"

(Lincoln hugs Lisa and smooches her passionately, as they are having sex.)

Lincoln: "You're a good kisser, Lisa…"

Lisa: "So are you, Lincoln…"

(Lincoln holds Lisa's breasts up so he can drink the fresh milk from them.)

Lincoln: "So good!"

Lisa: "That's it! Drink my milk!"

(Lisa then licks Lincoln's nipples as the two cum together.)

Lincoln: "Okay, who's left?"

Leni: "Me!"

Lola: "And me!"

Lincoln: "Hmm… the two most feminine of the family… Which one should I pound?"

Lola and Leni: "Me!" (to each other) "No, me!"

Lincoln: "Hmmm… I'll take Leni."

Leni: "Yaya!"

Lola: (growls)

(Leni bends down and sucks on Lincoln's cock, as he moans in pleasure.)

Lincoln: "Oh, yeah… Suck it, Leni..."

Leni: "Yes, my hunky Linky-cakes…"

(Leni raises her boobs and proceeds to titfuck Lincoln while she's licking the tip of his penis, making him scream in ecstasy.)

Lincoln: (lustful) "Oh, Leni!"

(Lincoln grabs Leni's face and makes out with her, as he cums onto Leni's bosom.)

Leni: (half-lidded) "You want some of this creamy filling, Lola?"

Lolaa: "Yes, please…"

(Lola licks around Leni's breasts to slurp Lincoln's cum off, while Lincoln grabs Leni's ass and rams his cock into her butthole.)

Leni: "Aaaah! Pound my ass, Linky!"

(Lincoln starts spanking Leni's asscheeks interchangeably amidst the ravaging he's applying to her anus.)

Leni: "Ah, yes! Pound me away!" (sticks her tongue out)

(As Lola's sucking on Leni's tits, Lincoln holds the latter's shoulders and pounds her asshole into oblivion.)

Leni: "Oh, yeah! Fuck me! Fuck me!"

(Lincoln cums into Leni's asshole as she moans.)

Leni: "Mmm… Thank you, Linky…"

Lincoln: "And then, there was one Loud girl left… And what other way to end it than with 69'ing…"

Lola: "Then an immense pounding!"

(Lola lies on top of Lincoln as the two engage in licking each other's privates.)

Lola: "Lick me good! And I'll taste you!" (sucks on Lincoln's cock)

Lincoln: "Mmm… How are you getting this pussy to taste so sweet?"

Lola: "Hmm… Well, the only thing I can think of is you, snowball… You just have great taste in women."

Lincoln: "That is true…" (laughs)

(The two cum into each other's mouths from their respective privates. Lola gets up and picks Lincoln up.)

Lola: "Now, I want you to fuck my pussy while both of us are standing."

(Lincoln gets behind Lola as he sticks his log into her pussy as he bangs his last sister of the night.)

Lola: "Oh yeah! Pound me! Fill me up like a scone! Cum in me like an eclair!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Lola! I want you to squirt all over my log!"

(Lincoln gropes Lola's boobs and plays with her nipples, making milk squirt out.)

Lola: "Aah! Yes! Drink my milk!"

(Lincoln pushes one of Lola's melons up and starts sucking the milk out of it.)

Lola: (sighs) "I'm cumming!"

Lincoln: "Me too!"

(Lincoln cums into Lola, while she cums into Lincoln too.)

Lincoln: (panting) "Phew, that's all of them."

Luna: "Let's call it a night, dudes."

Lori: "Same, we got one long, hard week of school left until summer break."

Luan: "So, it's the length of the Lincoln Log increasing further?" (chuckles)

Lola: "Bingo!"

Lincoln: (yawns) "C'mon, girls. Let's get some sleep."

(Lincoln lies on the floor, with his sisters snuggling with him and giving him kisses.)

Loud Sisters: "Good night, Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "Good night, girls…"

(They all drift to sleep.)