(Lincoln then walks on the footpath back to his neighborhood. Once he arrives there, he sees construction workers moving back and forth across the front yard.)
Lincoln: "Uh… What are you guys doing?"
Worker #1: "Oh, we're just preparing to install a new backyard pool and jacuzzi/hot tub here at this house, son."
Lincoln: "Oh, okay." (remembers) "Oh yeah. I told Lisa."
(Lincoln goes into the house and heads to his room. He changes back to his kid form and changes to his normal clothes.)
Lincoln: "Girls, I'm home!"
(Lola steps out of her room to see Lincoln.)
Lola: (gasps) "Linky, you're back!"
Lincoln: "Lola!"
(As the two run up to each other, Lola greets Lincoln with a punch to the balls, making him kneel down and clutch his groin in pain.)
Lincoln: (groans in pain) "Why, Lola?! Why?!"
Lola: "Where the hell have you been, you town pounding bastard?! Cause thanks to you, we're all grounded!"
Lana: "Lincoln, you okay?!"
(Soon, the other sisters arrive at the scene.)
Luna: "What happened?"
Lincoln: "Lola punched me in the balls…"
Luna: "Why would you do that, dude?!"
Lana: "What the heck?! I told you not to harm him, jerkwad!"
Lola: "It's his fault we're in troub--!"
(Lana, angered, grabs Lola by her dress.)
Lana: "I told you! It. Wasn't. His. Fault!"
Lola: "He left us in the dust!"
Lori: "Stop. Lana's right. It's all my fault we're in trouble."
Leni: "Do you need anything, Linky?"
Lincoln: (groans) "Could really use an ice pack right now…"
Lisa: "No need." (goes to her room and comes back with a blue vial) "Drink this healing serum."
Lincoln: "You sure I'm not gonna grow a third eye from drinking that?"
Lisa: "Yes."
Lana: "A third eye actually sounds cool."
(Lincoln drinks the vial as he gets up and feels no pain on his crotch.)
Lincoln: "It worked! Much better..."
Lana: "So, Lola… Anything you've got to say to Lincoln?"
Lola: (sighs) "I'm sorry for punching you in the balls, Lincoln. I was just really angry that we've got grounded."
Lincoln: "Thank you. So you guys got busted for having an orgy party?"
Luna: "Yeah, bro. And we're grounded until further notice."
Luan: "So, pretty much forever…"
Lucy: "Plus, we're doing extra chores and we can't have fun with Dad or you for a long, long time..."
Lincoln: "Ooh… Bummer…"
Lynn: "We know. I messed up by using Dad's credit card to order pizza."
Leni: "Dummy."
Lynn: "You're the one to talk."
Lincoln: "Enough. I didn't expect anything like that to happen. Sorry."
Lori: "Yeah. We should really be more careful next time. And ask for permission like you did, little bro."
(Lynn Sr. and Rita walk upstairs to the kids.)
Rita: (to Lincoln) "Welcome back, dear."
Lincoln: "Hi, Mom, Dad."
Rita: "The girls told you everything?"
Lincoln: "Uh huh."
Rita: "Good. Remember girls, no dibs, no seduction, no anything."
Lola: (groans) "We know already!"
(The Loud Kids disperse into their respective rooms. Lincoln lies on his bed and starts typing in a girl's phone number.)
Lincoln: "Hello, Stella?"
Stella: "Well, well. If it isn't my little Linky… What's up?"
Lincoln: "I was wondering if you wanted to come over."
Stella: (gasps) "Really? But aren't you busy with your sisters right now?"
Lincoln: "Well, the thing is, they all got grounded for throwing a party without permission."
Stella: "No way!"
Lincoln: "Yeah, and their sex privillages were temporarily revoked."
Stella: "Wow. I'll be over in five minutes. See ya, my darling snowflake..."
Lincoln: "Okay, see ya." (hangs up; realizes) "Oh, I should let Mom and Dad know she's coming over."
(Lincoln goes downstairs to see where his parents are. They're sitting on the couch.)
Lincoln: "Hey, guys. I came to let you know that my friend, Stella is coming over."
Rita: "Okay, honey."
(Lincoln goes upstairs, but is stopped by Lisa at the top of the stairs.)
Lincoln: "Can I help you, Lisa?"
Lisa: "Just a reminder that when our punishment is over, you still owe me that favor for getting the pool added in."
Lincoln: "Understood."
(Lisa walks away, as Lincoln heads into his room and looks through the window to see if Stella's nearby.)
Lincoln: "Hmm, not here yet."
(Lincoln sits down on his bed, twiddling his thumbs for a while, until he hears the doorbell ring.)
Lincoln: "Alright! She's here!"
(Lincoln happily exits his room and slides down the banister as he lands on the floor. He opens the door to reveal Stella.)
Lincoln: "Stella, you made it!"
Stella: "Lincoln!" (kisses Lincoln on the cheek)
Lincoln: "Come in."
(Holding hands, Lincoln and Stella head upstairs to the former's room with aging serums in hand. Lincoln locks the door, then he and Stella sit on his bed while still holding their respective vials.)
Lincoln: "You ready, Stells?"
Stella: "You know it, Linky."
(Stella and Lincoln remove their clothes until they're naked, then consume the serums, turning them into adults.)
Stella: "You wanna taste me first or you want me to taste you?"
Lincoln: "Why not both?"
(Stella lays on the bed while Lincoln lays on her from the opposite direction. Lincoln puts his cock into Stella's mouth while he puts his mouth on her pussy.)
Lincoln: "Time for a great 69…"
(The two of them happily partake of each other's privates, earning some moans from them both. Lori, who exits the bathroom, hears the moaning.)
Lori: "Huh, what's going on?"
(Lori goes over to where she's hearing the sounds, leading her straight to Lincoln's room across the hall. Putting her ear up to the door, she hears the moans of her brother and some girl. Her curiosity getting the better of her, Lori peeks through the keyhole.)
Lori: "Huh, so Linky decided to invite one of his friends over..."
Leni: Um, Lori. What are you doing?"
Lori: "Shh! Lincoln is having fun with Stella. Come look."
(As Leni looks through the keyhole with Lori, Stella then deepthroats Lincoln while he licks further into her pussy.)
Lincoln: "Oh, yes! Suck on that log..."
(Leni starts crossing her legs as she reaches to her nethers and starts rubbing her groin with her fingers.)
Leni: "Totes wish that was me in there right now…"
Lori: "I know."
(Soon, the rest of the sisters arrive near the door to spy on their brother.)
Lola: "This is so unfair… We can't have fun, but he can?!"
Lynn: "Keep your voice down, or he'll notice us."
(Lincoln cums into Stella's throat while she cums on his face.)
Stella: (sighs in ecstasy) "I've missed having your frosting, Linky…"
Lincoln: "Wanna try some cream pie? Seems like you haven't had it in a while…"
(Stella locks lips with Lincoln as cum travels in each other's mouths.)
Stella: "I need you to put that dick in me now…"
(The two stand up and sit on Lincoln's chair. Lincoln puts his log into Stella's pussy, as she screams. She clings onto Lincoln's desk, as he fucks her mercilessly.)
Stella: "Oh, yes! Fuck me good and hard, Linc!"
Lincoln: "Oh, my inter-Steller babe! I love you!"
(Lincoln gropes Stella's tit with his left hand while she makes out with him.)
Stella: "Shoot your cum through my black hole!"
(Lori is fondling her boobs under her tanktop.)
Lori: "Oh, fuck."
Lola: "Okay, that's it!"
Lana: "Lola, no. Remember what Mom and Dad said."
Lola: "I don't care!"
(Lola tries to open the door, but it's locked.)
Lola: "Hey, he locked it."
Stella: "Did you hear something?"
Lincoln: "Mmm, probably just the house settling."
(Stella gets off of Lincoln and titfucks him while sucking his cock.)
Lincoln: "Aw, I wanted to fill you up."
Stella: "Don't worry. You can do it later. I want you to fuck my giant melons."
(Lincoln grips Stella's boobs, as she moans.)
Lola: "Lynn, you think you can break through this door?"
Lynn: "Absolutely not. You need to accept your grounding."
Lola: (teasingly) "Oh, what? You're too weak to do it? You growing soft, Lynn?"
Lynn: (narrows eyes) "Don't push me! Besides, I messed up as well, and I'm not gonna make things worse."
Lola: (groans) "You are useless!"
(Lola goes to her room to get Lana's toolbox and pulls out a crowbar.)
Lana: "What are you doing with my crowbar?!"
Lola: "One way or another, I'm getting some of that Lincoln Log!"
Leni: "How? You're not even an adult."
Lola: "Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me."
(Lola quickly goes to Lisa's room to consume an aging serum, she comes back as an adult.)
The Loud Sisters: "Leni!"
Leni: "Oops…"
(Lola then applies the crowbar to Lincoln's door and starts prying it open. In the room, Lincoln is pounding Stella's pussy doggystyle; the two of them hear sounds from outside the room.)
Stella: "What was that?"
Lincoln: "I dunno, but I don't like it."
(The door then flies open to reveal a naked Adult Lola.)
Lola: "Here's Lola!"
Lincoln: (screams) "Lola?! What are you doing?!"
Stella: (screams; hugs Lincoln for comfort) "What's wrong with you?!"
Lola: "I want that log… One way… or another!"
(Lola pushes Stella off the bed while she makes out with him.)
Stella: "Hey! I was with Lincoln first!"
Lola: "Your time's up! My time is now!"
(Lola mounts Lincoln's log as she furiously slams up and down onto his pelvis.)
Lincoln: "Lola, stop! You can't do this yet!"
(The other Loud sisters enter the room to try and stop Lola.)
Lana: "That's it, Lola! You've gone too far!"
Luna: "You can't just barge into his room and break up his session, dude!"
Lola: "Shut up!"
Lana: "Sorry, Lola. You have left me no choice…" (calls out) "Mom, Dad! Get up there!"
(Rita and Lynn Sr. rush upstairs to see the incident.)
Rita: "LOLA LOUD!"
Lola: (nervously) "Oh hey, Mom… This isn't what it looks like…"
Rita: (enraged) "ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE?! It's exactly what it looks like!"
Lynn Sr.: "We told you not to do Lincoln while you're grounded!"
Stella: "She pushed me off the bed!"
Lincoln: "Please make her stop!"
Lana: "We all tried to stop her, and she used my crowbar to break the door open!"
Rita: "Get over here right now, Lola!" (pulls at Lola's arms)
Lola: 'No! Lemme go!" (to Lana and Lola) "Damn it, Lana and Lori!"
Rita: "You are so gonna get it, young lady…"
Lincoln: "Wow, Lola… First you punch me in the balls, now this? That's not the Lola I know and love…" (to Stella) "Are you alright?"
Stella: 'Yes, I'm fine…"
(Rita and Lynn Sr. take Lola away from the room.)
Lincoln: "Thanks for trying to stop her, guys."
Luna: "Don't mention it, dude."
Lucy: "What I'm worried about is what this incident may mean for Lola, and the rest of us, by extension…"
Lynn: "If she gets our grounding extended, I'm never gonna forgive her!"
Lana: "I dunno… But she brought it all onto herself."
Lori: "You two can go back to whatever you were doing…" (leaves room with the other sisters; closes door)
Lincoln: "I'm glad that's over."
Stella: "Same here… That was really scary..."
Lincoln: "It was. If it makes you feel better, you wanna watch something together?"
Stella: "Sure. Let's stay naked, and adults…" (holds Lincoln's hand)
Lincoln: "You don't have to tell me twice."
(Lincoln gets into the bed with Stella getting in beside him, pulling the covers over both of them. Lincoln pulls out his laptop.)
Lincoln: "I'm gonna let you pick what we'll watch."
Stella: "Hmm… What do they have in the romance section?"
Lincoln: "Hmm… Let's see."
(Lincoln goes to the romance section. He clicks on one of the movies, as he presses play.)
Stella: "Hope this is romantic like this." (kisses Lincoln's cheek)
(In the garage, Lana is turning a bolt with a wrench underneath Vanzilla, while Lisa is nearby.)
Lana: "So it was you that installed the pool?"
Lisa: "Indeed. I do wonder how Lola is right now."
(All of a sudden, a whip sound is heard from Rita's room.)
Lola: "Ow! I'm sorry, Mom!"
Rita: "You got some nerve disobeying me by destroying your brother's door like you weren't gonna be punished severely!"
(More whipping sounds are heard from Rita's room.)
Lola: "Mommy, stop! Please, you're killing me! Stop!"
Rita: "And what the hell were you doing with a crowbar?!"
Lola: "Someone, help me please…"
Rita: "Don't you ever disobey me like that again! Understand?!"
Lola: "Yes, I understand! I promise!"
Rita: "Good…" (puts her belt down) "Now I want you to go to your room and think about how selfish you've been." (walks out the room) "I'm getting ready for work."
(Lynn, who's been on the couch the whole time, is watching TV. Lola, back in her kid form and dressed, leaves while sniffling.)
Lola: (to Lynn; quivering) "That didn't hurt…"
Lynn: "You alright, Lols?"
Lola: "Yes, I-I'm fine…"
Lynn: "It doesn't sound like it."
Lola: "Be quiet or I-I'll pound you…"
Lynn: "At least you got a beating and it didn't affect us."
(Lola snarls at Lynn, then walks away into the kitchen.)
Lola: (sniffs) "Oh, man… I messed up badly… Now Linky probably hates me…" (cries a bit)
(Back upstairs, Lincoln and Stella are snuggling together, having fallen asleep during the movie. Lori is watching them from afar.)
Lori: "Aw, so cute."
Lynn Sr.: "Girls, it's time for your afternoon chores!"
Lori: (groans) "Will just have to get it over with…"
(Lori starts collecting dirty clothes from each of the rooms in the house.)
Lori: (sniffs Lynn's laundry) "Oh, god! Lynn!"
(Luan is taking out the garbage while Luna is cleaning the windows. Lucy and Lisa tend to the dishes, while Leni is vacuuming the floor.)
Leni: "This stinks so much…"
Lisa: "I know, right? I gotta do some of your chores to get the pool installed."
(Lola is scrubbing the toilet, while Lana is cleaning the bathtub.)
Lola: "This is so disgusting! I can't believe I have to touch this grody toilet!"
Lana: "Oh, relax. It'll be done sooner if you stop complaining."
(Lastly, Lily and Lynn are cleaning beneath the couch.)
Lynn: "Wow, a lot of garbage here. Uggh, Lana's gum is everywhere."
Lily: "Poo poo."
(Rita and Lynn Sr. are watching their daughters doing their chores.)
Rita: "You still think they deserve to be grounded more, Lynn?"
Lynn Sr.: "Let's wait until tomorrow like I said. So far, they're improving."
(Back in Lincoln's room, he starts to wake up. He sees Stella hugging him and resting her head on his chest.)
Lincoln: "Aw, can't get enough of me?"
(Stella opens her eyes as she wakes up.)
Stella: "Hey, baby."
Lincoln: "Sleep well?"
Stella: "Uh huh… Best nap I had in my entire life… Mostly from hugging you like a throw pillow."
Lincoln: "Aw… So, sorry about what happened with Lola earlier."
Stella: "I don't blame you, Linky… Family can be a real handful with you."
Lincoln: "Yeah, I see that."
Stella: "You wanna fool around in bed for a bit?"
Lincoln: "As long as there's no more disruptions, then sure, Stells…"
(Stella kisses Lincoln on the lips, then he rubs her breasts every which way and pulls at her nipples, making her swoon.)
Stella: "Pull on my nipples. Give me that cock."
(Lincoln then pulls out his cock, as Stella gleefully puts it in her mouth and sucks on it.)
Lincoln: "Yeah, go get it, girl…"
(Lincoln starts squeezing Stella's buttocks and rubbing his thumb against her vagina while she deepthroats his cock.)
Stella: "Oh, Lincoln… You sure know how to please a woman…"
(Lincoln then fingers both Stella's pussy and asshole, making her eyes roll back in joy.)
Stella: "Oh, Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "You want a proper creampie, honey?"
Stella: "Give it to me!"
(Lincoln sits up against the bed frame, as Stella crawls onto his lap. He sticks his dick into her pussy and holds her hips as he pumps in and out of her.)
Stella: "Oh, yeah! This feels so good! Keep fucking it!"
Lincoln: "Oh, Stella! Your pussy feels so warm!"
(Lincoln motorboats Stella's tits, as she holds his head close to her. She goes deeper on Lincoln's lap as she screams in joy.)
Stella: "I LOVE YOU, LINCOLN!!"
(Stella holds onto Lincoln's shoulders, as he bursts inside of her with Stella cumming as well. Afterwards, he locks lips with her again, playfully pushing around her hair with his hands.)
Lincoln: (pants while blushing) "That was amazing…"
Stella: "Yeah… You filled me up so much, Linky…" (rubs her belly)
Lincoln: "I can still feel my log pumping a little…"
(Lincoln lifts Stella up a bit by her butt and his cock slides out with cum leaking out of her list like a waterfall.)
Stella: "So much… There goes my stamina…"
Lincoln: "Yeah, same here..."
(Lincoln and Stella hold each other and then share one last kiss before drifting to slumber again. Meanwhile, the Loud sisters are sitting around the couch, drained from their chores.)
Lori: (groans) "I'm literally so tired from cleaning…"
Lisa: "I heard sounds of a belt earlier. What was that about, you guys?"
Lola: "It was nothing, OK?!"
Lynn: "Lola got whipped by Mom earlier."
Lana: (laughs) "No way!"
Lola: "Shut up!"
Lori: "That's what you get, Lola."
(Lola growls.)
Leni: "Hey, how about some TV to lighten the mood?"
Luna: "Eh, why not?"
(Leni turns on the TV, as the sisters all watch it. It's a movie with two women at a coffee shop, both with brown hair.)
Woman: (groans) "I feel like my husband doesn't pay enough attention to me…"
Woman #2: "All he does is work?"
Woman: "Yes, and I'm thinking he may be having an affair with that secretary of his, Helen. I'm gonna head home and find out."
Helen: "I'll see you later then."
(The woman gets into her car and drives back to her home. Once she opens the door, she sees clothes scattered everywhere, including the underwear of both a male and a female.)
Woman: "Oh, hell no… He's so gonna get it…"
(The woman rushes up to the bedroom and kicks the door open to reveal her husband, a brown haired, is indeed having sex with his secretary, a blonde, who's in missionary position on the bed.)
Woman: (growls) "I knew it! Harold, you cheating bastard!" (to Allison) "And you nasty ass hooker!"
Harold: "Uh, Lois… It's not what you think… Allison and I, uh…" (gets an idea) "We were doing yoga together… Yeah..." (sweats nervously)
Lois: (outraged) "On the bed?! Naked?! And your penis is in her vagina?!"
Harold: "it's freestyle yoga… And Allison's a nudist?"
Allison: "Yeah, that's it..."
Lois: "That's it, you cheesy asshole, I want a divorce! Both you and your "so called" secretary are outta here!"
Harold: "Please don't do this!"
Lola: (laughs) "This is getting good…"
(It cuts to Lois throwing stuff at Harold and Allison, as they run out the house holding their clothes. Lois also throws a suitcase at Harold's feet before slamming the door, crying.)
Man #1: (from his house) "Put some clothes on, you freaks! We have kids living in this neighborhood!"
(Allison and Harold put on their clothes behind a bush.)
Harold: "Why did you persuade me into banging you?! Now, I lost my wife!" (sobs)
Allison: "Oh, don't pretend you like your "promotion", Harold…" (giggles)
Lori: "Damn. That's what you get for cheating on her."
Lola: (laughs) "What an idiot…" (realizes) "Oh, there's something I gotta tell you guys about Linky and his "night business"."
Luna: "What?"
Lola: "He gets naked, watches porn, and jerks off to it when everyone else is asleep."
Luan: "What? I can't believe him. Watching other people do it when he has about 10 perfectly fuckable girls that live under the same roof as him."
Lola: "I know, right? That's what I said."
Lori: "So what if he watches porn? Sex is sex, real and virtual."
Luna: "Sometimes, he just feels like doing it on his own. Big deal."
Lana: "And how'd you know that, Lola?"
Lola: "Well, I sorta joined him on one of his sessions after you guys cleaned at Elise's house and went to bed."
Leni: "You kept it a secret too, Lola?"
Lola: "I'm sorry I had to. Linky and I had a good time watching it at night."
Leni: "Hey… Mom and Dad never said anything about masturbating, right?"
Lisa: "Hmm… I don't recall them mentioning that."
Lori: "Looks like this means we can get pleasure, after all…"
Lucy: "But it's best to stay secretive about it, or Mom and Dad will take that from us too."
Lori: ""Okay, we'll do it."
(Back upstairs, Lincoln and Stella are kids again and getting their clothes back on.)
Stella: "It sucks that I gotta get home now."
Lincoln: "You can come visit Casa Loud anytime, Stella."
Stella: "Or better yet, you can come visit me so… Stuff like earlier doesn't happen again."
(Lincoln and Stella hug each other and kiss each other on the cheeks. Stella then starts to leave the house.)
Lincoln: "See ya!"
(Lincoln slides down the banister and spots his sisters on the couch.)
Luna: "Oh, Lincoln. There you are, dude."
Lincoln: "Hey, girls. What's new?"
Lori: "We're just watching a movie."
Lincoln: "That's good."
Luna: "Oh, dude. Can you do me a solid and head to the record store for me? I need to get the new Kanye West album before they're sold out today." (gives Lincoln money)
Lincoln: "Oh, of course I will."
(Lincoln leaves the house with the money.)
Lori: "Okay, late at night, we'll masturbate together."
Leni: "Right!"
(In town, Lincoln heads into the record store and browses through the CDs. He spots the album Luna wants and grabs it. He then bumps into the backside of a woman with a red dress.)
Woman: "Hey! Watch it, kid!"
Lincoln: "Oh, sorry about that, ma'am."
(Lincoln takes a closer look at the woman and it's a familiar woman that tried to change Luna into a pop star, Michelle Lewis.)
Lincoln: "Wait… I know you. You're that lady that tried to ruin my sister's performance for America's Next Hitmaker and changed her into some pop idol."
Michelle: "Wait, you're the brother of that Play It Loud singer?"
Lincoln: "Yes, I'm Lincoln."
Michelle: "And I'm Michelle Lewis."
Lincoln: "I know. Weren't there two of you?"
Michelle: "Oh, you mean Doug, my co-host. He's off at his own thing. Why are you here?"
Lincoln: "To buy my sister this Kayne West album. Now, if you could get the line moving..."
(Lincoln goes around her and pays for the CD. Before he leaves, Michelle touches Lincoln's shoulder.)
Michelle: "Hold up there for a sec, kiddo."
Lincoln: "What?"
Michelle: "I can give that Luna girl a second chance, if you just hand over that album…"
Lincoln: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. She really needs this album, Michelle. Sorry."
Michelle: "Hmm…" (smirks) "Okay, I got another way… It'll let your sister get the second opportunity and to keep her album if you do a little something for me."
Lincoln: "Nope. Not interested. You had your chance with her, and you blew it. What makes you think I can be of help?"
Michelle: (plants her hands on Lincoln's shoulders) "Think about it… Just think how it'll make your big sister so, so happy…"
Lincoln: (sighs) "I mean, she does have a band too, and it's a good opportunity for them. What do you want me to do?"
Michelle: "Walk with me, baby. We can talk on the way."
Lincoln: "Okay."
(Lincoln and Michelle exit the record store as the two of them stroll across the sidewalk.)
Lincoln: "So, what's there to talk about?"
Michelle: "I have a little proposition for ya… And you're the best boy for the job…"
Lincoln: "Huh? What job?" (in his head) "I think I know where this is going."
Michelle: "But first, we gotta head here."
Lincoln: (sarcastically) "Where, a recording studio?"
(Lincoln stops in his tracks to see it's a huge recording studio in front of the two.)
Michelle: "Time to get down to business, sweetheart…"
(Michelle escorts Lincoln into the recording studio.)
Michelle: "Let's head to the top floor."
Lincoln: "Okay, and how is this gonna work?"
Michelle: "Just follow my lead."
(Michelle and Lincoln get into an elevator and head to the top floor.)
