(The next morning, the Louds and Changs are preparing for Luna's performance.)
Leni: "I can't believe Luna's gonna be on America's Next Hitmaker again!"
Lori: "I know, we're all literally proud of her!"
(While Lincoln is getting dressed, Rita comes in with an aging pill and de-aging pill.)
Rita: "Hey, honey."
Lincoln: "I'm almost ready, Mom." (turns around) "Uh, what are those?"
Rita: "Oh, this is a new way of doing the aging stuff from Lisa. According to her, the blue pill makes you grown up, and the red makes you younger."
Lincoln: (takes them) "Ah, so Lisa changed it."
(Lincoln puts the pills in his backpack.)
Rita: "Michelle did tell you to grow up, if you catch my drift."
Lincoln: "Oh ho ho… Now she wants a great time with me…"
(Lincoln finishes getting dressed as he grabs his backpack and walks downstairs.)
Lincoln: "Ready to go!"
(Soon, everyone is ready and they all get inside the Loud family's van.)
Luan: "Luna got up really early for this, so she's already there."
Becca: "So, do we get passes for this?"
Rita: "Yep, we all got V.I.P. backstage passes."
Lynn: "Alright!"
Lola: "I can't wait to hear Luna perform."
(At the stadium where the event is held, Luna is backstage with Sam, Sully, and Mazzy.)
Luna: "This is it, dudes… The big time… Man, I'm so nervous…"
Sam: "I'm so excited for this… This is gonna be our big break!"
Mazzy: "We should totally thank your bro for this!"
Sully: "If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here!"
Luna: "In due time… As soon as Linc gets here along with the fam…"
(In her dressing room, Michelle is scrolling through her phone as Doug walks in.)
Doug: "So Michelle, you sure these Moon Goats are any good? And what's your rap with that Lincoln kid?"
Michelle: "I'm confident, Doug. And Lincoln recommended the band to me." (in her mind) "Can't wait for the backstage thrill of a lifetime..."
(The Louds and Changs arrive at the stadium as they enter the stage room.)
Lynn: "Whoa, this place is packed!"
Lana: "This is gonna be awesome!"
(Doug and Michelle walk on the stage.)
Doug: "Hello, Royal Woods! I am Doug Rockwell, and this is my co-host, Michelle Lewis!"
Michelle: "And tonight, be amazed by some amazing talent we have in good ol' Michigan!"
(Michelle sees Lincoln in the audience and flirtingly waves her hand at him, who waves back.)
Michelle: "Introducing… The Moon Goats!"
(Everyone cheers as the Moon Goats appear on stage.)
Luna: "What's up, dudes and dudettes?! Here's a great song from us! 1, 2, 3, 4!"
Luna and Sam: (singing)
Rock and roll is running through my veins (hey, hey)
Electric soul like wires to my brain (hey, hey)
I can't be wrong, don't need direction
I can find my way
Play it loud! Play it loud!
I got no time for turning it down
Play it loud! Play it proud!
I live it, I breathe it
Don't tell me I don't need it now
Play it loud!
Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud
Play it loud!
Turn it up until your speakers blow out
First things first, I ain't no second place
Rules are meant for bending till they break
Right or wrong with no exceptions
Rocking out my way
Play it loud! Play it loud!
I got no time for turning it down
Play it loud! Play it proud!
I live it, I breathe it
Don't tell me I don't need it now
Play it loud!
Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud
Play it loud!
Turn it up until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
Until your speakers blow out
Luna: "Yeah!!!!"
(The song is met with overall critical applause as everyone cheers for the Moon Goats.)
Lincoln: "That's my sister!"
Lynn Sr.: "Go Luna!"
(The Moon Goats leave the stage as Michelle and Doug step back on stage.)
Doug: "Wasn't that amazing?! Here goes our next band, Smooch!"
Lincoln: "SMOOCH! LET'S GO!"
(Smooch comes on the stage.)
Lincoln: (to Sid) "You're gonna love this, Sid!"
Sid: "Can't wait for it!"
Pucker Uppenheimer: "YEAAAAAH!!! Take my advice and don't be a mooch / Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch! WHOOOOO!!! Give it a smooch!"
(As everyone is enjoying SMOOCH, Luna and her friends are in their backstage room.)
Luna: "That was radical, dudes!"
Sam: "I know! The crowd loved us all!"
Mazzy: "This was indeed our big break!"
Sully: "It was so awesome that all of Michigan saw us perform!"
(Back in the concert hall, Smooch has finished their performance as everyone cheers in joy.)
Sid: (squeals) "That was awesome!!"
Lincoln: "Told you!"
ONE HOUR LATER...
Doug: "Was that amazing or what?! We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
(The camera then rolls off as the families go backstage to see Luna.)
Rita: "How was the second time around, honey?"
Luna: "It was awesome, Pops!"
Lori: "If only the world could literally see you now…"
Luna: "Yeah…"
Lynn Sr.: "I'm proud of you, Luna… "
Luna: "Thanks Dad… But I got one person to thank for it…"
(Luna goes to Lincoln and hugs him, then kisses him on the cheek.)
Lincoln: "Aw, it was nothing."
Michelle: (arriving) "Ah, the Loud Family." (sees the Changs) "I see you brought some friends."
Rita: "Yep, these are the Changs."
Michelle: "Nice to meet you." (to Lincoln) "Hey there, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Hi, Michelle."
Michelle: "Let your family enjoy backstage, I need you to come with me real quick."
Lincoln: "Okay."
(Michelle takes Lincoln's hand as she escorts him to her dressing room.)
Lincoln: "Wanna come at me already, huh?"
Michelle: "Uh huh… Get those pants off, and use that grow thingy."
(Lincoln pulls out the two aging pills out of his backpack.)
Lincoln: "Okay, the blue one's the one to grow up."
(Lincoln removes his clothes as he swallows the blue pill, turning him to his adult form.)
Michelle: (whistles) "Wow… Such a hunk…" (lays an arm around Lincoln's shoulders; looks down) "And what a sausage…"
Lincoln: "Yep, thanks to my sister Lisa."
(Michelle removes her clothes as she squats down and takes a closer look at Lincoln's girth.)
Michelle: "Wow, a much bigger cock… I wonder if my whole mouth can take it…"
(Michelle then wraps her mouth around Lincoln's tip as he moans in joy, then grips his balls as he bites his lip.)
Lincoln: "Take it nice and slow… That meat's quite the trouble if you try it all at once…"
Michelle: "This meat is so great…"
(As Michelle licks around Lincoln's tip and the hole of the tip, she gradually goes further and further on Lincoln's cock as she is now deepthroating him.)
Lincoln: (moans) "Oh, fuck!"
(Michelle grips Lincoln's base as she starts to gag on his cock and pulls away a bit, but then she goes a little deeper, just a few centimeters shy of the base.)
Lincoln: "Yeah! Good girl!"
(Michelle goes faster, as Lincoln shoots his semen into his cock as she moans.)
Lincoln: "Hope you enjoyed your feeding, Michelle…"
Michelle: (pulls away; licks lips) "Mmm… Nice and filling…"
Lincoln: "You wanna take this cock in your warm snatch?"
Michelle: (lies on her back on the floor; spreads legs) "Wouldn't want it any other way, handsome…"
(Lincoln kneels down and pokes at Michelle's opening with his tip. He then crawls up closer to Michelle, his cock penetrating her folds inch by inch, and holds her shoulders while the two stare at each other passionately.)
Michelle: "I knew you were the perfect banger…"
Lincoln: "At first, this was for Luna, but now…"
(Lincoln bends lower to kiss Michelle as he inserts his cock into her pussy as she moans.)
Lincoln: (smirks) "It's for you…"
(Lincoln thrusts inside Michelle as she squeals and moans in joy.)
Michelle: "Yes, it's so good! Fucking destroy this pussy!"
(Lincoln reaches down and pulls Michelle's up by her rear and thrusts harder, while she's panting in heat.)
Lincoln: "You like that? Getting stabbed with the Loud Log?"
Michelle: "Fuck yeah… Don't stop!"
(Lincoln gropes Michelle's breasts as she moans in joy. She uses one of her hands to feel all across Lincoln's chest and stomach.)
Michelle: "Such amazing muscles…"
Lincoln: "All thanks to my sister's pills…" (moans) "I'm about to cum…"
(Lincoln hoists Michelle up and sets her down on her vanity, as he holds her legs and pumps vigorously.)
Michelle: "Let's cum together, baby!"
(Lincoln then moans as Michelle balls her hands into fists and shoots fluids inside of her. The two moan in joy.)
Lincoln: (sighs) "How are you feeling? Ready for another round?"
Michelle: "I think I got time for another before the commercial ends."
(Lincoln lies on the ground as Michelle straddles him and lowers her pussy onto her cock.)
Michelle: "This feels amazing…"
Lincoln: "It sure does…" (grips Michelle's butt)
(Lincoln pounds Michelle as she moans in joy, grabbing Lincoln's face and hungrily sticks her tongue in his mouth as she kisses him.)
Michelle: "Tastes like cream cheese…"
(Michelle kisses Lincoln as she fucks him senselessly, he rolls his eyes as he smiles largely.)
Michelle: "Yeah, take this fucking pussy!"
(Lincoln grips Michelle's butt tighter as she moans. A knock on the door is heard, and Michelle gasps.)
Doug: (from outside) "Hey, Michelle, it's Doug. Commercials about to end in two minutes."
Michelle: "Be right there! I'm powdering my nose!"
(Michelle rides Lincoln's cock faster as he moans, stimulating him enough to shoot another load into her pussy.)
Michelle: "That was great…"
(Michelle gets up as Lincoln swallows the red pill, turning him back into his kid form. He and Michelle get their clothes back on.)
Michelle: "Come backstage for round three later."
Lincoln: "Looking forward to it."
(Lincoln exits the dressing room and meets up with the other Louds and Changs.)
Luna: "Where've you been dude?"
Lincoln: "Michelle and I had a little talk." (winks)
Lynn Sr.: "Well, commercials about to end, let's head back."
(While the two families are walking through the crowd to return to their seats, Lincoln then bumps into someone by accident.)
???: "Hey, watch it!"
Lincoln: "Oh, sorry about that." (sees Taylor) "You! You're that girl who shoved me out of line at Burpin' Burger!"
Taylor: "Yeah, and I'll do it again!"
Lynn: (growls) "And your mean face never changed…"
Taylor: "Ah, Lynn… The sweat-head athlete of this town…"
Lincoln: "Dad, that's Taylor! She's the one I was talking about!"
Lynn Sr.: (angry) "So you shoved my son?!"
Taylor: "Yeah, so what?"
(Lincoln growls in anger.)
Lynn: "You got a lot of nerve picking on my bro!"
Taylor: "I was hungry, so back the girl off with the biggest behind and Mr. Baldy…" (referring to Lynn Sr. and Rita)
Lincoln: "Stop being a jerk and apologize already!"
Taylor: "Oh, I'm a jerk?!" (growls in fury; grabs Lincoln by the shirt collar) "You don't know anything about me! Let's see how you like it when you get your highlights knocked off!"
Becca: "Let him go… Let him go or you'll get shoved!"
(Taylor drops Lincoln.)
Becca: "Now beat it."
(Taylor sneers as she leaves to return to her seat.)
Lincoln: "Thanks."
Adelaide: "What's her problem?"
Sid: "She's a bully. They're just meanies who take their aggression out on others."
Lynn: "I hate bullies as well."
Luan: "You're not one to talk..."
Lynn: "Shut it."
(Michelle and Doug walk back on stage.)
Doug: "We're back with more entertainment!"
Michelle: "Now presenting, Boyz Will Be Boyz!"
(Lori and Leni then squeal in delight, as said band walk on stage.)
Boyz Will Be Boyz: (singing)
Ooh, girl.
If I could, ooh, girl.
Give you the world, girl.
(Many of the girls squeal in joy and then they begin crying.)
Lori: "I love you!"
(Sid holds her ears from the loud squealing. Lincoln gives Sid one of her headphone pieces as she takes it and puts it in her right ear and Lincoln puts the other in his left ear.)
Sid: "Thanks."
(Soon the band finished their song. The girls squeal in sheer joy.)
Lincoln: "Ow, my ears!"
Luan: "Come on, the band wasn't that bad…"
Lincoln: "No, they hurt from the squeals!"
Lori: "Sorry… Their music is so good.."
TWO HOURS LATER…
(The show has wrapped up and Doug and Michelle have stepped on stage.)
Doug: "There you have it, folks! This concludes tonight's episode of America's Next Hitmaker!"
Michelle: "Thank you for joining us, and goodnight!"
(The lights go out in the concert hall as the two families head to the backstage area once more.)
Luna: "That was awesome!"
(Sam, Sully, and Mazzy encounter Luna.)
Sam: (squeals) "That was our big break!"
Mazzy: "So, where's your brother at?"
Luna: "He said he had to say one last goodbye to one of the show hosts…"
(In Michelle's dressing room, Lincoln is sitting in a folding chair while Michelle is on her knees and licking his shaft.)
Lincoln: "Oh yes… Your tongue is so warm…"
Michelle: "You earned it, kiddo…"
(Lincoln ruffles Michelle's hair as he moans.)
Lincoln: "You should totally drop by my place sometime… Maybe stay for dinner…"
Michelle: "I'll think about it…"
(Lincoln moans as he shoots his load into Michelle's mouth. She pulls away as she gets up and takes Lincoln's hand.)
Michelle: "Let's go somewhere more private…"
(Then it shows a montage of the other Louds and Changs having fun in the backstage area; getting autographs, meeting with the bands, and having a good time. Two men in suits walk past a storage trunk.)
Man #1: "I wonder where Michelle is. I gotta show her these demos."
Man #2: "Let's ask Doug if he's seen her."
(The two men walk away, the storage trunk opens as Michelle and Lincoln pop their heads out, with Michelle's panties on Lincoln's head.)
Lincoln: "Man, I dunno how long I could be in here…"
Michelle: "Less talking, more fucking…"
(The two make out with each other as the storage trunk closes and it shakes a few times as well. Soon, the Louds and Changs head back to the Loud House just in time for bed.)