(Down at the main lobby, a brunette lady with her hair in a bun is seen typing on a computer at her large desk. She's wearing a black business coat and skirt, a white blouse, brown fishnet stockings, and blue heels. While she's working, Lincoln and Kai enter the room, catching her attention.)

Ms. Alana: "Can I help you, Kai, dear?"

Kai: "Hello, mother. I want to introduce you to the winner of our contest. Meet Mr. Lincoln Loud."

Lincoln: "Hi." (waves sheepishly)

Ms. Alana: "Well, aloha, Mr. Loud. Enjoying your stay here?"

Lincoln: "Mmm-hmm… And Kai has been helping get a little more familiar with the culture here…"

Ms. Alana: "That's swell to hear." (in her mind) "And he's got some build to him too."

Kai: "Do you have time to see how me and Mr. Loud have been getting close, Mommy?"

Ms. Alana: "Hmm… I suppose."

Lincoln: "I think I saw a penthouse above the 20th floor in his hotel. What's that all about?"

Ms. Alana: "Oh, that... That is for special guests."

Lincoln: "Ah, I see."

(Ms. Alana gets an idea, smiling mischievously.)

Ms. Alana: "How about I'll let you stay in the penthouse for your entire stay if you can do me this teensy little favor?"

Lincoln: "Hmm… I'm listening…"

Ms. Alana: "How about you show me how you and Kai had fun?"

Lincoln: (playfully) "Oh, what are you trying to get at, ma'am?"

Ms. Alana: "Please... Call me Akela…"

Lincoln: "Okay, Akela."

Akela: "Kai, would you be a doll and step out for a bit?"

Kai: "Sure thing." (leaves)

(Once Kai leaves, Akela stands up from her desk and takes a closer inspection of Lincoln.)

Akela: "Don't mind me… Just want to make sure you're the right man for my little Kai… And me…" (smiles seductively)

(Akela then looks at Lincoln's muscles and abs, then looks at his bulge through his trunks.)

Akela: "Such a big bod…"

(Akela then pulls down Lincoln's trunks to reveal his dong.)

Akela: "Whoa, such a massive manhood… Allow me to get prepared..."

(Akela takes the pins out of her hair to undo her bun. She then slips off her coat and unbuttons her blouse. Lastly, she unclips her bra from the front and reveals her breasts to her guest.)

Akela: (holding her breasts up with her arms) "If you want to see the rest of me, you'll have to work for it, Mr. Loud. Show me what you've got…"

Lincoln: "Can do…"

(Lincoln then squeezes and fondles Akela's boobs as she moans in joy. He then kisses around her neck to stimulate her some more.)

Akela: "Oh yes… play with my precious melons."

Lincoln: "Oh yes, Akela…"

BACK IN ROYAL WOODS…

(Lola and her Lincoln clone are sitting at a bench for the bus stop.)

Lincoln #1: "Where are we going, Lola?"

Lola: "You'll see, Linky… You'll see…"

(A few minutes later, a bus stops in front of the two and they come aboard. They then walk towards the middle of the bus to take their seats. As they do, some of the men in the bus take notice of Lola and start ogling her from seats near her.)

Man #1: "Oh, hubba hubba…"

Man #2: "She got it goin' on, dawg!"

Lincoln Clone #1: "They must think you're pretty too, Lola…"

Lola: "Glad to be the center of attention…" (giggles)

Lincoln Clone #1: "Wherever we're heading to, I bet it'll be amazing…"

(The bus then drives off to its destination. While riding on the bus, the Lincoln clone slides his arm behind Lola's back and lays his hand on her left hip.)

Lola: "Oh, you…" (kisses Lincoln clone's cheek)

(The Lincoln clone then starts rubbing his hand against Lola's leg, warming her up to his advances.)

Lola: "Whoa, getting a little clingy there, I see."

Lincoln Clone #1: "Does it need to wait until we get to our stop? I came on too strong, didn't I?"

Lola: "No… It's perfect…"

(With that, the Lincoln clone slithers his hand under Lola's dress and pulls at the strings of her panties.)

Lola: (blushing) "Ooh, yes…"

(The clone then rubs Lola's clitoris with his pointer finger, steadily getting her wet.)

Lola: "Ooh, yes…" (rolls back eyes)

(Lola then makes out with Lincoln as she slithers her hand into Lincoln's shorts to stroke his cock.)

Lincoln Clone #1: "I love you, Lola…"

Lola: "I love you too, Linky…"

As the two make out and sneakily play with their lower privates, it cuts back to the Loud House where Luan is taking a bath with her Lincoln clone.)

Luan: (half-lidded) "Guess it's about time I showed you some bubbles that aren't my booty…"

(Luan then shoves her breasts on her Lincoln's face as she moves them around and her nipples tickle his face.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "That tickles." (laughs)

(The clone then clutches Luan's butt and pulls her in closer, with his tip up against her belly button.)

Luan: "Getting feisty, I see? I love it…" (in her mind) "Well I do love it with the original more…"

(Luan makes out with the clone, then she grips his balls.)

Luan: (rubs his balls with her thumb) "You have some liquid soap in here for your favorite gal?"

Lincoln Clone #2: "I got plenty…"

(Luan jerks her clone off as he moans, leading to him shooting semen out. She then makes some and rubs her body with it.)

Luan: "Now this is how you take a bath!"

Lori: (from outside) "Hurry up in there! The rest of us girls and clone's need to use the bathroom too!"

Luan: "Wait your turn, Lori! I'm busy!"

(Luan then eases her pussy onto her Lincoln's cock as the two moan in joy.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Yes, now I'm gonna fuck you!"

(The clone thrusts in and out of Luan's cooch as she grips the clone's shoulders.)

Luan: "Yes, yes! Ravage me!"

(The clone kisses Luan as she screams in the clone's mouth in sheer ecstasy and lust.)

Luan: "Yes, go even deeper! Oh, I'm cumming!"

(The clone tightly hugs Luan and screams as he lets loose inside her vagina.)

Luan: "Oh yes… My hole is filled…"

(After her clone kisses Luan on the cheek, Luan and the clone get out and dry off with towels.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Excuse me… My wiener's still got some dirty stuff on it. Could you get that for me."

Luan: "Gladly…" (gets on her knees)

(Luan holds her Lincoln's cock with both hands and licks his shaft to lap up the excess jizz from it.)

Lincoln Clone #2: (groans) "Yes… Just like that…"

(Luan continues to suck as the jizz and dirt are all gone, finishing off with a kiss on the tip.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Thanks."

Luan: "You're welcome."

(Luan and her Lincoln clone wrap towels around their bodies. Suddenly, a green light starts illuminating from Lisa's room.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Hey, what's going on in there?"

Luan: "I'll check it out. You wait in my room."

(When Luan enters Lisa's room, she sees Lisa is tinkering with some watches and each is shining with a green light, while her clone is typing on a computer with some coding.)

Luan: "Lisa, what is going on here?"

Lisa: "Well, my towel-clad sister, I am developing some teleportation watches. I have already finished one a few weeks ago, and I'm making some more for each of us. And I'm expanding the range so that you can teleport anywhere in the world."

Luan: "What? How are you even getting the stuff to make things like that?!"

Lisa: "Grant money, and many resources from my bunker." (looks around) "I'm a genius, not a genie."

Luan: "Why are you working on this now, of all times?"

Lisa: "I have tons of things and ideas to work and develop. What better time to indulge in this than summer break?"

Luan: "You're only four! You should be out there like other kids your age instead of wasting it indoors playing with your little trinkets."

(Lisa scoffs, as she continues working.)

Luan: "So how many are finished?"

Lisa: "So far, two." (attaches one to her wrist) "Here, all you have to do is ask for what destination you want to go and it'll teleport you there and back."

(Luan then looks at the watch and taps it.)

Luan: "So, I'll say… a baseball game?"

Watch: "Baseball game: located."

(In an instant, Luan is teleported away in a green flash. At the game...)

Commentator: "What a nice day for a great baseball game! Nothing can ruin this day."

(Then Luan is teleported on the field as a guy who's in the outfield gets distracted and sees Luan, he got hit in the face with the baseball.)

Host: "Oh and it appears that a woman in nothing but a towel has gotten on the field. This calls for security."

Laun: (to the watch; quickly) "Take me home!"

(Luan teleports back to the Loud House and into Lisa's room.)

Luan: "Dear god, this thing works."

Lisa: "Glad to hear it works."

Luan: "So it can go legit anywhere on the planet and everywhere."

Lisa: "Precisely, and in other places too."

Luan: "So, I could use this to pay the real Linc a visit in Hawaii?"

Lisa: "If he feels comfortable with it."

(As Lisa resumes working, Luan leaves and looks at the watch, then she smiles naughtily.)

Lisa: "Maybe I should see the Lincster in person. But I got to prepare for this and be sneaky about it."

(Luan goes into her room and gets dressed. She then sees her Lincoln clone sitting in the bean bag chair.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Hey, where are you going?"

Luan: "To a friend's house. I'm gonna be gone for a few hours, feel free to have fun with one of my other sisters. Don't worry, I'll be back soon."

Lincoln Clone #2: (disappointed) "Oh. Have fun, then."

(Luan then packs some things in her backpack like her phone, bikini, and other things as she steps out of the room and heads towards the backyard.)

Luan: "Great… He totally bought it…" (giggles)

(Luan slips into the tool shed and activates the watch.)

Luan: (to the watch) "Take me to a hotel in Hawaii."

Watch: "Hawaii, located."

(With that, a green light surrounds Luan and she's zapped out of the tool shed, being warped towards her brother's vacation spot.)

Luan: "Wow, look at this hotel!"