Chapter 2: The Perfect "Match" Part II

Chris proudly stood tall on top of the Flush Of Shame, overlooking the entire island, all while his unpaid interns worked desperately to clean it. He began to recap the last episode. "Last time on Total Drama Nostalgia, this season's twenty two players were brought here to our new home on Komotay Island. We aren't even five episodes into the season and a lot has already happened. Gwen gave her formerly juvenile ex-boyfriend the cold shoulder." Chris chuckled thinking about Duncan's misfortune. "Ouch. We've also brought in some newcomers, The Sisters from the dreaded Ridonculous Race." Chris had a look of disgust and annoyance. "And upon arriving, Samey's welcoming committee was.-"

"Woah!" One of the interns fell inside of the Flush Of Shame. Another tried to help him out, but only fell inside of the massive toilet himself.

"Crappy." Chris laughed at their misfortune, while using the opportunity to make a pun in his introduction. "Anyways, don't be sad. Who will have the dreaded honor of being the first losers of the season? Will it be the Heroic Tigers? Or the Villainous Lions? And like the great host that I am, i promise you all, that someone's gonna be swimming with the fishes and whatever bacterial substances that are inside this toilet. But to see this, you'll have to tune in and see it for yourself, right here, and only on... Total...Drama...Nostalgia!"

Samey sat down by herself near a tree. She pitied herself for letting Amy mistreat her so much. She was fearful due to the fact that now Amy was on an opposing team from her. She was going to try harder to make her life miserable now that she had an excuse to oppose her.

Confessional (Samey): "Seriously, now that Amy's on the other team I've gotta watch my back even more. This would probably seem like a good thing in retrospect, but it's not, ever since Pahkitew Island ended, she's been bent on making my life miserable...more than ever before."

Static*

The Nice Twin just wanted to be left alone to pity herself. But unfortunately for her, that idea was soon to be out of the window. "Ugh, you look so pathetic when you're all mopey or whatever."

Samey looked up to see Amy, towering over her, sporting a mischievous smile. She did not want to be bothered with her sister. "What do you want Amy? We aren't even on the same team so just leave me alone why don't you?"

"What I want," Amy placed her hands against each other, before snarling at her sister. "Is to see you get publicly humiliated on television...again! You're gonna pay for what you did to me... And for being the lesser version of me in general."

Before the verbal abuse continued, Samey did everything in her power to try and ignore The Evil Twin. It seemed like it was never going to end.

"Hey back off sister..."

Both twins stopped to see where the voice came from. Amy was annoyed, while Samey was surprised. Besides Jasmine, no one had really stood up for her before. The commanding voice came from...

Kitty...

"What's it to you? She's just the spare me." Amy give it some thought. "Unless you're a loser like her too." Soon, Amy walked off, leaving pairing amongst themselves. Unknown to them, she was secretly smiling to herself.

Confessional (Amy): She grinned maliciously into the camera. "It's perfect really, SpareAmy gets thrown off her game, her teammates picks off what's left of it and soon she'll get eliminated."

Static*

After the Evil Twin left, it was just Kitty and Samey by themselves now. Samey was the first to break the silence. "Thank you, what do I owe you?"

Kitty merely smiled. "No problem really, and you don't owe me anything. I just don't like bullies. What's her deal?"

"She's just my awful sister, Amy." Samey continued. "And aren't you that Emma girl's little sister?"

Kitty merely chuckled at this before confirming the Twin's question. "Yep, that's my big sis alright."

Samey smiled nervously in return. She thought about how good the relationship between the two other sisters on the show were and wished that was the case for her. "Well why aren't you with her?"

"Oh," The Smartphone Savvy girl laughed. "That's because she's with her boyfriend at the moment, strategizing how they'll make the final two...and probably making out with each other as we speak." The girls shared a laugh at the thought of this. Soon Kitty pulls out her smartphone. "Selfie?"

Samey, at first was reluctant about this, but ultimately agreed to do it. "Sure...We're friends now...right?"

"Of course Sammy, now say cheese."

Samey was shocked, now that made two people that had actually addressed her by her actual name. Secretly she was screaming in joy on the inside.

Confessional (Samey): She was much happier than before. She took a deep breath. "That's two people that have treated me like a human being so far...Jasmine would love Zoey and Kitty, they're awesome people. I wanna scream, but that just seems too girly..." The Nice Twin thought about it before giving in to her inner feelings. "Oh screw it." Soon she let out a loud girly scream in excitement.

Static*

Gwen and Courtney were sitting by themselves on some tree stump. They were talking to each other about stuff such as their team and who's on it. Courtney in particular was not fond of the Larper Leonard.

"That Weird wizard kid seems like the most useless person on our team." While Courtney ranted, Gwen was merely amused by her grudge against the wizard kid. "I mean come on Gwen, look at him, he even has a fake beard."

"Give him a chance Court," said Gwen with a smile. "I'm sure he'll surprise us..." Soon the two friends looked over and saw Leonard in the distance, practicing his 'spells'. Courtney was merely annoyed, while Gwen seemed amused by the ordeal.

"By the forces of the Canadians, King Wawanakwa and King Komotay, grant our team nothing but victory!" The Larper soon stood up and began waving his wand in the air.

Confessional (Courtney): "Like I said...useless."

Static*

As Gwen was more so amused, Courtney just turned away, annoyed. Before anything else could happen, a familiar voice called out.

"Gwen..."

The Goth Girl & The CIT looked up, neither were happy to see whom was disturbing them. Especially Courtney. "Ugh, I knew I smelled green-haired ex-con trash nearby."

It was Duncan, in the flesh, standing before his two Exes. Gwen didn't even bother looking at the Ex-Con.

"Can we talk? You know, just you and me?" Surprisingly, pleading was heard from Duncan's voice.

Before Gwen could say anything, Courtney stepped in and spoke on behalf of her friend. "Well for one, she doesn't want to talk to you, let alone look at you."

"Can it sunshine," The sarcasm was clearly emphasized. "I'm not here for you, I just wanna talk to Gwen." What Duncan just said, left his ex astounded, but that's when an angry Gwen finally spoken up, and she definitely wasn't happy.

"You don't get to talk to her like that, now just leave us alone and goodbye, Duncan." The glaring from Gwen cut through the Juvenile's heart.

"But I just.-" Duncan was cut off by two more voices.

"The ladies said they don't want to be bothered, Duncan." The Ex-Con turned to see Cody, whom was glaring at him.

Another familiar voice with sass followed Cody's. "You done messed with these two girls far too long, you're not welcomed here." It was an angry Leshawna. She was mostly upset due to the toxic environment Duncan created with Gwen and Courtney in Season three and Season Five.

The Ex-Con realized he was in a very bad situation, and something had to be done.

Confessional (Duncan): He stared blankly into the camera. "The main reason to I came back was to try and make peace with Gwen, I realized how much of an idiot I was during our relationship, I don't care what Courtney, Cody, or Leshawna has to say, nothing's gonna get in the way of what I want."

Static*

Duncan was the victim of four Heroic Tigers glaring at him. But before they could all yell at him, he felt someone grabbing his arm and pulling him away. "Come on Duncan, now's not a good time."

As soon as he turned around, he saw Zoey forcefully dragging him away from his two former girlfriends, Cody and Leshawna. Once they were out of sight from the opposing team, Duncan broke the silence. "I didn't ask for help, Zoey."

"Really?" She had a smug smile across her face. "Because to me, it looked like you were seconds away from Leshawna, Cody, Gwen and Courtney giving you a piece of their mind."

"Yeah well, I'm not worried about them." Zoey easily saw the denial and true feelings in The Ex-Con.

"You know Duncan, it's okay to feel sad about something." Zoey continued making her point, "I know your sad on the inside because Gwen won't even bother to give you the benefit of the doubt."

"Sad? I, Duncan, don't do sad."

Zoey took a deep breath. She knew this was going to be difficult. "Sure you don't," The sarcasm in Zoey's voice was noticed by Duncan. "Anyways, I'll help you get back on Gwen's good side. After all, I owe you a lot for helping me in All Stars."

"Why would you help me?"

Before Zoey could answer this question, a familiar's host's voice sounded on the intercom, "Attention competitors, stop getting yelled at by your exes and anything else your doing, it's challenge time suckers." Chris was heard chuckling after his small jab towards Duncan, whom the latter of which was annoyed. "Grab you bathing suits and meet me back at the beach pronto."

"We'll talk more later, let's go win this game now." Zoey ran off to get changed, leaving Duncan to wonder, what would happen in the near future.

Later on the beach, lied Chris in a beach chair with a coconut drink in hand. Two interns stood aside him, waiting for further instructions. Soon the competitors, in their bathing suits began piling in. "Ahh, here they are."

Lightning and Jo came to a halt at the same. "Oh yeah! First place! Lightning Sha-Wins this thing!" Soon, The Jock posed and began kissing his biceps.

Jo obviously didn't share this same belief. "No you didn't, I clearly beat you, 'Dunce-Ning'." The Jock and Jockette began arguing about who actually had beaten the other, the rest of Villainous Lions were annoyed by the obnoxious behavior from the both of them.

"Settle down Jo and Lightning. Really, no one cares who got here first." Both of the athletes shoot Chris an annoyed looked. The host didn't seem bothered by this one bit. He was just ready to put these youthful prospects in a world of pain. "What matters is that, you're all here and dressed up appropriately. Now, you're all probably wondering what your first challenge is, if you all look to my left and my right, you'll see these." Chris signaled the two interns to remove the tarp off of two large and hidden sculptured statues. One was a wooden Lion, the other being a wooden Tiger. Once the tarp was removed, Chris began to explain what the challenge was. "Today's challenge is what I like to call, 'The Perfect Match'."

Some of the competitors snickered at the name. Mainly Cody. He had a joke to whisper to Tyler and Mike. "I guess, we'll have to make the 'animals'...fall in love." Tyler and Mike snickered as a result to this.

"Not exactly, Cody," Chris chuckled before explaining how the challenge really works. "In this challenge, you'll have to work together to win. If you look into the distance," Everyone looked towards the lake to see what Chris was referring to. "You'll see a large branch thing that's on fire and attached to a buoy."

"Wow Chris." Scott looked utterly disappointed. "Let me guess, you want our teams to race and put out the fire. That's lame."

"I was really expecting more from you Chris," Noah began adding his own snarky remarks. "For a veteran reality show host, this looks like the easier challenge ever. I don't mind playing firefighter for a day."

Chris, instead of being annoyed or angered merely had a big smile. "I was hoping one of you would say that. If you'll let me finish, to win this challenge, you'll have to swim back and forth between land and water carrying fire on these torches I'm about to provide you with." Chris pulled out two torches and tossed one for The Villainous Lions and the other for The Heroic Tigers. "You'll have to use these torches to get fire from the fire I've provided set at sea. Once you've got the torch lit, you'll have to swim back to shore and use them to light your respective team's mascot on fire until it's completely ablaze and destroyed. You can sabotage the opposing team by putting out their torch's fire with the water, forcing them to swim all the way back to get it lit up again."

"OMG!" Sierra frantically yells. "That sounds so much fun! I can't wait to see Cody's manly charms get put to the test." The Code-Meister merely gulped in fear. It was bad enough that Sierra had to see him in his swimming trunks.

"Seems easy enough, Amigos." Alejandro was determined enough to bring home victory. "Let us bring home victory."

Confessional (Alejandro): The Latin had a proud smile on his face. "Swimming has always been one of the greatest talents of mi familia, we've all got a natural born talent for it. I've got it, my mother and papa has it, even my dreaded older brother José."

Static*

Chris chuckled before exposing another 'fun twist' he added. "Oh yeah, I almost forgot try and watch out for..." Suddenly Chef appeared in the distance on jet ski personalized to his liking. One side of it had Chef's evil face smiling. The other simply had a hatchet. Chef then pressed a button the revealed a Seagull Canon he had personally implemented. The Psycho Cook had his meatball bazooka in one hand, smiling and ready to wage war on the kids. "...that." Chris laughed, finishing the sentence.

Some of the competitors didn't look as confident as they did before. And that meant things were gonna bring much more enjoyment, for Chris at least.

"Wow," Owen started. "Chef's packing some serious heat."

"We really should've kept our mouths shut." Mike added, regretting the snickering he did earlier.

Chris then let the challenge begin. "Alright! Let the challenge begin, let's go! Move it!" The Host sounded off his air horn signaling that the challenge has began. Immediately, everyone began rushing towards the water. Jo and Courtney carried the torches for their respective teams. "This...is...gonna be awesome."

"Okay team, I'm leader, so protect me from those other losers while I light this thing." Jo like the person she was automatically assumed the role of leadership, much to the chagrin of her teammates.

"No one, commands The Lightning." Lightning began flexing his biceps. "The only thing that commands Lightning is these babies right here, Sha-Bam!"

"Woah," Noah called out. "Who died and put you in charge?"

"The dork's right," Duncan chimed in. "I don't take orders from anybody."

"Well if you want to win, just do as I say and we can crush those guys."

"Buzz off Jo." Scott also refused to accept Jo's self-proclaimed leadership. "No way am I gonna listen to you."

"Well you all should be taking orders from me." Thanks to Heather injecting herself into the the ongoing dispute, an argument was beginning to break out amongst most of the Villainous Lions. But unfortunately for them, they had bigger problems to worry about.

"And Courtney is the first person to light a torch! She's swimming ferociously back to shore! Lions? What the heck is going on with you guys and gals?" Chris looked disappointed and bored.

Before problem one was even acknowledged, The Villainous Lions had another one coming. And that problem was in the form of Chef, and he was coming full speed on his customized jet ski. As he rode with one hand, he used to other to fire blasts of meatballs at the scurried Lions. As others scrambled, Jo finally lit up her team's torch and immediately began swimming back to shore, while keeping the torch afloat.

Once Courtney reached the shore, she didn't hesitate in setting the wooden Tiger on fire, much to her team's enjoyment.

"And Courtney is the first person to light their sculpture on fire!" After Chris said this, The Heroic Tigers all cheered in excitement.

"Way to go Court!" Gwen gave her friend a quick hug as they didn't have time to waste.

"You go girl! Now let's get back in there, we need more fire!" Leshawna shouted. Dawn on the other hand, although happy their team was winning, felt very uncomfortable with the challenge. She didn't want to set what was representing beautiful creatures ablaze.

"Such innocent creatures, I cannot bring myself to harm something that's supposed to represent them."

"Ugh!" Amy snarled, "Why does our first challenge have to be this?"

"Come on let's go! Jo's almost here!" Mike immediately noticed Jo, whom had almost made it back to shore. The celebration was cut short as The Heroic Tigers rushed back into the water.

"And Jo finally sets fire to The Lions sculpture! Just a few more of those, and it'll completely be engulfed in flames."

While Jo swam back out, Both teams were now dealing with Chef, whom was now firing shots out of the Gull Cannon. Chef made sure to terrorize them and cause as much difficulty as possible.

"Force Field!" Leonard attempted to use a 'spell'. But this only resulted in him taking a shot of seagull to the face, muck to the enjoyment of Chris.

Confessional (Jo): The Jockette looked proud of herself. She felt as if she were doing all of the hard work for the team. "Naturally, I'll have to carry my team to victory, one way or another, they'll all learn to fear me, and respect me."

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Owen made grunting noises from being hit in the face with multiple shots of Seagulls from the Gull-Cannon and the pasta from the meatball Bazooka. Since he was the biggest, he shielded everyone on his team from the blasts. He even managed to literally eat some of the blasts of pasta.

"That's it baby! Don't let 'em bother us, we got this victory in the bag!" Leshawna's words of encouragement made Owen feel a little better about his current predicament. Cody on the other hand, was just trying to get away from the crazed Sierra.

"Sierra stop!" He yelled, "Focus on the challenge. Not me!"

"Oh Cody." The crazed super-fan said in a dreamily state. "You're adorable when your bossy and mean."

Mike pitied what Cody was going through. Unknown to Mike, Cody and his number one stalker, Amy watched this with a grin on her face.

Confessional (Amy): "Cody and creepy stalker girl just gave me a plan, I know exactly what I'm going to do with them later."

Static*

After a bit more back and forth, and dodging of Chef's ammunition, the teams were now more equally matched. Their wooden animals were now equally on fire. But still, despite this, Chris was bored, and no contestant loves when Chris is bored or impatient.

"Come on people! Hurry it up, I've got interns that are waiting to slavishly obey me." The Host smiled before making a statement. "Have you all forgotten how annoying I can be when I'm bored?"

Soon Leshawna and Courtney emerged on shore, adding more fire to the burning Tiger sculpture.

"Come on girl, let's move it!" Leshawna hurriedly added. After Courtney was finished lighting up the wooden animal as much as she could, she and Leshawna immediately headed back into the water.

"Alright, just a bit more and we should be golden, come on Leshawna."

Later, Duncan lied in wait, submerged and waiting for Chef to circle back around. He had what he thought was a flawless plan.

Confessional (Duncan): "Seriously, it's a perfect plan, steal Chef's water-ride, we have a first class ticket to winning. I may as well as try to win since I can't talk to Gwen at the moment." That last part made him frown a bit, remembering what she had said to him earlier.

Static*

"Duncan, what are you doing?"

The Ex-Con re-emerged to see Zoey floating next to him. He was slightly annoyed as she was currently getting in the way of his plan. "Trying to take out Chef and steal his ride so we can win, not that it matters to you."

"But why? It seems like Jo, Lightning and Emma have got us covered." The two looked into the distance and saw Emma, Jo and Lightning on land and setting more fire to the wooden Lion."

"Yeah, we've so got this. No one stops Emma when she's in competition mode." Soon the pair saw Kitty next to them now, much to Duncan's irritation since he wanted a more quieter approach.

"Why do anything with those three losers losers will do it all." Heather soon appeared next to them filing her nails. Everyone looked at her, confused as to how she could be filing her nails in this specific moment. Soon Samey appeared amongst them, secretly not wanting to feel alone.

Confessional (Duncan): "Seriously, these chicks are giving me a headache." The Ex-Con had his hands on his head. "It's like hearing banshees having a party."

Static*

Unknown to Duncan, Mike was secretly watching nearby, not feeling very comfortable.

Confessional (Mike): "Seriously, since when does Zoey, talk to Duncan..." The Formerly Multiple Mike soon realized how jealous he was sounding. "Not that it matters, I fully trust Zoey and respect anyone she's friends with...it's just, Duncan, I don't trust."

Static*

As Mike kept staring curiously at the pair, a voice soon called out to him. He didn't hear it the first few times, but the last call out finally got his attention.

"Mike dude...are you okay?"

Mike quickly snapped back into reality to realize that Tyler was calling him.

"Yeah," He quickly replied. "I'm...fine."

The Wannabe Jock could easily sense that something was wrong. He quickly saw what was the problem. "Oh it's him...Duncan!"

"Yeah," Mike saw no point in trying to hide it any longer. "I just don't trust Duncan, especially around Zoey."

"I feel you bro, Duncan's not to be trusted around girls after what he did to Gwen and Courtney. I mean, breaking Courtney's heart and go out with Gwen...not cool man...I could never see myself cheating on my Lindsay like that."

This didn't make Mike feel any better. It only made him more nervous. "Yeahhh...thanks for that...I guess."

Soon the unlikely duo saw Cody's head, he was submerged underwater for some reason, which the two found odd. But, little did they know, he had actually spent a majority of the challenge hiding from a lurking Sierra.

Confessional (Cody): He looked very nervous. "Believe me, I wanted to help, but Sierra was not making things easy, the entire time, she kept 'accidentally'..." He throw up air quotes. "Touching my butt the entire time. It's freaking me out...so hopefully Courtney forgets about me since she practically took the leadership role of our team." Cody gulped before looking nervously into the camera.

Static*

"Ohhhhhh Cody! Where are you?" Sierra was desperately looking around for Cody. "Hey Leonard, have you seen Cody?"

The Larper merely shrugged. "No, but I can cast an all seeing spell to help you find him?"

"OMG! YOU ARE THE BEST!" Sierra pulled the Larper in for a tight hug. "Thank you Leonard."

Soon Leonard began casting his 'all-seeing spell' to try and locate the hidden Cody. "By the forces of Lake Wawanakwa, and any other body of water, I command you all to look for Cody! King Wawanakwa, and King Komotay, lend us your powers!"

"And the mystical CIT uses her powers to command you two dimwits to...START SWIMMING!" Leonard and Sierra were startled as they saw an annoyed Courtney barking at them to start swimming. "Why is it only me, Leshawna, Gwen and Amy doing all the work! You're just casting your stupid spells, Owen's passed out on the beach looking like a dead walrus and you Sierra are wasting valuable time distracting Cody! Tyler and Mike look like complete daydreaming idiots."

Unknown to Courtney, Cody, whom was still hidden under water was secretly relived.

Confessional (Cody): He let out a breath of relief. "Phew, she bought it...maybe this'll mean Sierra goes home and I can finally put my focus on the challenges...for reals this time."

Static*

Confessional (Amy): The smile she had was mischievous. Things were falling perfectly into place. "I only tagged along with the Lame-O-CIT, her weird Goth friend and big 'bum' to throw off attention from me. No need to expose my plans just yet."

Static*

"And where the heck is Dawn?" Courtney demanded. Little did they know, Dawn was actually stealthily riding the back of Chef Hatchet's Jet Ski. She was trying to prevent McLean's sidekick from using any more of the defenseless gulls.

"You must stop this Chef. I will not allow these beautiful, innocent and defenseless gulls to be used for harm...again."

"Girl! Get off my ride! This is mines! You kids ain't got no dang respect!" Chef tried to forcefully remove The Moon Child from the Jet Ski, but his efforts would soon be in vein. While they were struggling, The Jet Ski was beginning to get out of control. It nearly rammed into some of the contestants that were still in the water. Gwen and Courtney had just barley managed to dive underwater. Leshawna, Mike, Leonard and Tyler barley moved out of the way. Since Cody was mostly underwater during the challenge, he was barley affected by the rampaging Jet Ski.

"Emma watch out!" Noah had just managed to save his girlfriend from serious injury. Barely. Emma was genuinely touched by this act.

"Thanks Noah, your my charming life saver."

"Well, what kind of a boyfriend would I be if a sat here and let my girlfriend be taken out by that aquatic death trap."

"Just shut up, and give me a hug you dork."

"Maybe, we should get out of here, before Chef and that creepy girl behead us Em."

"Right."

Chef's ride had crashed, sending him and Dawn flying back to shore. Chris had saw the two flying overhead. He loved the chaos that had happened and it he didn't even have to lift a finger.

"Wow," He laughed. "That was, awesome." The Host had saw Owen's unconscious body nearby his beach chair. "Oh yeah, I forgot about this." He tried reviving him by repeatedly tapping his chest. "Owen dude...are you alright? And well, alive?"

The 300 pound bundle of joy groaned in response. The effects of the spaghetti from Chef's Bazooka had taken him out early on.

Soon, more members from both teams began emerging on shore. Some, looked more worn out than others. After about two minutes, everyone had reached shore.

"Please tell us the challenge is over Chris." Exhaustion could be heard in the comment.

"Of course you'd want it to end, you are so lazy SpareAmy."

The Good Twin merely looked annoyed before going over to her team. Chris had a good smile on his face, like he was satisfied with something. "Yea Samey, as a matter of fact, the challenge was over about fifteen minutes ago."

The two teams looked up and saw that both of their wooden animals were completely on fire and blazing down to the ground. Some of the wood was even beginning to break off of the massive structures.

"What the heck man?" Scott looked outright dumbfounded. "Why didn't you signal that the challenge was done the moment it was?"

"Because, one, it was hilarious to see most of you bickering at sea with each other , two, it was hilarious seeing Dawn and Chef struggling with each other on Chef's ride while said ride nearly took everybody out."

"Wait," Courtney spoke up. "Who won the challenge?"

"Yeah." Jo added, "You'd better have a good explanation McLean."

Chris sighed. "Oh yeah, The challenge, it was a really close challenge, it was neck and neck, and it was mainly Jo and Emma for The Villains and Villainesses and Courtney and Gwen doing all of the heavy lifting for the Heroes and Heroines," Chris chuckled. "Or should I say, 'swimming?'."

"Just get on with it Chris." Gwen added, clearly impatient.

"Alright fine. You guys are no fun. The winners of our first challenge of the season are..."

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"The Villainous Lions..."

The Villainous Lions all cheered, while The Heroic Tigers all looked disappointed. Chris looked at the currently non-'heroic' team with a big grin.

"Tigers, I'll be seeing your butts tonight at the elimination ceremony," A smile appeared before Chris again. "I can think of a few good choices on who's taking a trip down to Flushville tonight." Chris soon walked away leaving the two teams amongst themselves.

Confessional (Amy): "Okay this is perfect!" Amy realized how excited she was, then quickly changed her mannerisms. "Okay, not all the way perfect, it sucks that Lamey aka Samey gets to be catered to like a Queen in the hotel while I'm stuck in that disgusting cabin, I mean in terms of picking off the losers on my team, it's time to work my magic." She grinned mischievously, letting the audience know that this was just the beginning of her plans for the season.

Static*

Confessional (Courtney): "Seriously, I wish I could vote off 'five people' at the same time." Courtney then had an idea. "Or maybe I ca.-"

Suddenly Chris appeared in the confessional out of no where, surprising the CIT. "Anyone that tampers with the votes gets an automatic trip out of the contest, Courtney. You of all people should know how it feels to be unfairly kicked off." Chris chuckled before he disappeared out of the camera's view, leaving behind an annoyed Courtney.

Static*

Later, some of the Heroic Tigers were all gathered around the front of the Loser Cabin, discussing who they were going to be giving the boot to.

"I say we lose Sierra." Cody desperately added. "She's got to go, our personal information as well as my sanity cannot take another day of the crazies."

"Believe me," Courtney continued. "Nothing would please me more than to get rid of that overly insane Neanderthal, but Tyler and Mike were busy staring into the another reality during the challenge, Owen passed out during the entire challenge, That Larper was just flat out useless and annoying and Dawn nearly took us out...'permanently'. Courtney emphasized the permanently. "Fighting Chef over a bunch of stupid birds. We should lose one of these people tonight."

"I don't know guys," Gwen sighed in defeat. "We have a lot of candidates on who should go home, the problem is, who do we pick?"

"Girl I'm not even sure myself." Leshawna contemplated for a brief moment. She spoke up again. "Part of me doesn't wanna vote for that sweet wizard boy, reminds me of that old fool Harold. Innocent, funny, goofy and deserves more respect from everybody."

"Well who do we vote for?"

Suddenly, "I know who we should vote for..."

Everyone looked to see a familiar blonde, smiling and conniving cheerleader in their wake.

Confessional (Amy): "One loser down, eleven more teammates to go...and overall twenty one losers to go through."

Static*

Inside the Spa Hotel, the Villainous Lions all lie in wait. Soon, Chris appeared before them with the same butler from season five. "Welcome winners, to the McLean Spa Hotel, enjoy it, you've all earned it."

"Wait a Sha-Minute Chris, where is the Lighting's stuff at?"

"Relax Lightning, the interns and my good butler friend here moved all of your things here immediately after you won the challenge earlier today."

Noah was dumbfounded. "How did this guy and those weak and likely starved interns do that so fast?"

"I don't know, beats me, anyways, here's the layout, there's single rooms and bunk rooms for all of you, when we built this place, we accidentally built over the amount of rooms we needed," The Host laughed. "but if you chose to bunk with a friend, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend or whatever affiliation you've all got with each other, go for it, I'll allow it, whatever you all do for the rest of the night and morning in here ain't my business...now you've all got the scoop on the McLean Spa Hotel, I've got an unlucky loser to flush down the Flush Of Shame, McLean out." Chris walked away, leaving the Villainous Lions to work out their own sleeping arrangements.

"I'm going shotgun. Later..." Soon, Duncan walked down the hall, immediately heading for one of the single rooms. "And Zoey...don't forget what you said to me earlier." Zoey merely glanced as Duncan disappeared down the hall.

"Like I'd ever want to have any of you losers in my presence." Heather soon strutted off like the spoiled Diva she was. No guess was needed to determine which room she'd take for herself. As she walked past, she shot a glare in the direction of Alejandro.

"We should talk strategically about this season Emma, you in."

"Of course." Soon Emma and Noah disappeared and the amount of present Lions grew drastically less.

The Law Student cast a quick glance at her sister. "You coming Kit, me and Noah have plans that'll guarantee us a smooth season."

"Nah, I'm fine Em, you two go ahead." The snarky couple were surprised, but merely shrugged off Kitty's rejection before disappearing down the hall and into one of the bunk rooms.

Soon Alejandro made his decision as well. "Well ladies and my fellow amigos, it appears the day is through." The Latino walked down the hall and disappeared from everybody else's presence, but he stopped and looked at Lightning. "Lightning my friend, I'll have a proposal for you." He made sure only the Jock heard what he said.

"What proposal? A contract offering?! Everybody wants these babies." The Jock began obnoxiously kissing his biceps, making Alejandro facepalm himself in annoyance.

"...I'll, just tell you in the morning." Alejandro disappeared, not even bothering to continue. Soon Lightning dashed down the hallway.

"Meh, I'm burned," Scott stretched before he merely walked away. Normally Jo would've had an epic zinger, but she curious about something.

Just what were 'Whitening' and 'Latin Lame-O' talking about. She curiosity for days. She then turned her attention to Samey. "So it looks like Goldilocks survives the first challenge, interesting...you'll be home soon, I'm in this to win it." Jo eventually walked off, leaving behind a worried Samey.

"Well...I guess I'll just bunk alone." Samey began her descent to hopefully find another solo by bunk.

Suddenly, "Bunk with us Sammy..." was heard.

This was followed by "Yeah, it'll be so much fun, it's like a girl's night."

The Nice Twin turned to see Kitty and Zoey standing side by side with genuine smiles. The Twin soon formed a smile of her own.

Zoey was the first to break the silence. "Chris did say we could bunk with whoever, us girls could be roomies."

"Yeah, that'd be awesome." Kitty added in response. The moment called for a selfie. "Say new BFFs."

Zoey and Samey said it at the same time while Kitty snapped the selfie of the three. While Samey was glad that her new friends were being kind to her, she was genuinely curious about something.

"Hey Kitty?"

"Why didn't you go with Noah and Emma?"

The girl merely laughed. "Oh believe me, I love my sister more than anything in the world, but hearing her and Noah talk strategy all night is totally crazy."

The Twin and Zoey laughed, agreeing with the idea. Soon the trio headed off towards one of the bunk rooms.

The Elimination Ceremony was finally here. It was now time for some sorry loser to go home. The Heroic Tigers all sat at the campfire surrounded by four wooden tiki statues. Chris was there in his usual outfit with Chef by his side.

"It's elimination time Tigers," Chris sounded almost excited. "One of your sorry behinds is taking a first class trip down the Flush Of Shame tonight."

The Heroic Tigers looked like they had just seen a ghost. Although some, were more relaxed than others. Specifically Courtney and Amy. Mike and Tyler had worrisome mannerisms all over them. Owen looked flat out scared, while Sierra held onto the resistant Cody with force. Gwen, like the resident Goth she is merely looked very nonchalant. Leshawna simply sat with her arms across herself. Chris was digging the clear tension.

"A lot of reasons for most of you to be taking the big flush tonight. Owen...being washed up and looking dead on shore during most of the challenge."

"Come on guys, you used me as a shield from Chef's spaghettini...not that it was a bad thing." Owen had a light laugh, remembering how delicious Chef's weaponized Pasta was. Chris looked at him funny before dismissing him and going back to pointing out the factors that contributed to The Tigers loss.

"Anyways, Dawn, as aweosme and hilarious as it was, you nearly killed everyone fighting Chef on his personal ride, by the way, he's still PO'd about it being totaled." Dawn had a slightly guilty expression on her face. "Sierra, you couldn't keep your freaky hands and eyes off of Cody and spent most of the time stalking him rather than actually helping your team win the challenge." Sierra stared blankly at the host. Cody on the other hand just wanted to get the ceremony over with.

Confessional (Cody): "Seriously man, Sierra has got to go!" The Code-Meister looked very hopeful.

Static*

"...And Tyler and Mike, don't know what happened with you two, the both of you seemed very distracted during the game. Almost as if you were both staring at 'someone'." Chris eyed the pair. Tyler looked ashamed of himself while Mike gulped at the thought of him being sent home so early. "And you Leonard..." Chris looked annoyed. "Do we even need to get into details with you? You were just flat out annoying and like the rest of your peers I'm currently shaming, were practically on the scale of little help to practically useless."

"The Wawanakwan and Komotay spirits were not on our side today! I shall master them eventually." The Larper irked Chris even more than he did before. Amy and Courtney looked like they were ashamed to even be sitting next to him while everyone else was either confused, amused or both.

"Shut it Leonard, Gosh!" Chris relaxed after regaining his composure. "Anyways, it's time to cast your votes and send today's unlucky loser home. Inside the confessional, there's eight by ten photos of everyone on your team. Cross off the picture of the person you want to vote for."

Confessional (Amy): "And just like that, my plan is underway," The Evil Twin crossed off a picture with a red marker.

Static*

Confessional (Courtney): "It's so obvious who I'm voting for, the weak link on our team has got to go." The CIT quickly crossed off the picture of whom she was voting for.

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Confessional (Leshawna): "Yeah this hurts, but unfortunately Blondie brings up a good point."

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Confessional (Gwen): "It was tough, but thanks to some persuasion and lawyer-ing from Courtney, I've made my decision."

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Confessional (Tyler): "I'm not voting for the dude because I hate him or anything like that man, I just don't want to go home early."

Static*

Confessional (Mike): The Ex-Multiple looked very uncomfortable, he now had a new problem on his hands. He held up two eight by ten pictures.

Static*

Chris had reviewed the votes and was in awe. He had a plate of marshmallows in his hands that was given to him by Chef. "Wow...just wow, you guys are insane...anywho, if I call your name and give you a marshmallow, you're safe..."

"Gwen..."

The Goth Girl caught the marshmallow and ate it with relief on her face. Her friend eyes her worriedly before hearing...

"Courtney..."

The CIT caught the marshmallow and high-fived the nearby Gwen. Both of them were safe. Chris continued working his magic with the marshmallows.

"Leshawna..."

The Sistah with an attitude caught the tasty treat and immediately ate it afterwords.

"Owen..."

Chris tossed the big buy with a big heart his symbol of staying in the game. Instead of catching it with his hands, he instead caught it in his mouth, eating it in the process. Then...

"Sierra and Cody..."

Chris tossed the Creepy Stalker and The Code-Meister their treats. Sierra immediately ate hers and squeezed the life out of Cody. The latter of which, became extremely saddened learning that his stalker would not be going home.

"Tyler..."

The Wannabe Jock, with a breath of relief caught his marshmallow. For a second Chris eyed the people that were left, then called out...

"Mike..."

The Formerly Multiplied Mike took a deep breath and caught his marshmallow. He was glad to still be in the game.

Confessional (Mike): "Seriously, I got so lucky today, I thought for sure I would've been going home today...I still can't get Zoey and...'him' out of my mind."

Static*

Chris had two marshmallows left and there were three players left. Amy, Dawn and Leonard. Chris called upon the next competitors.

"Amy..."

The Evil Twin happily ate her marshmallow. She did nothing more than watch the fireworks that followed afterwards. There was now one marshmallow left.

"Leonard and Dawn, one of you are gonna take a trip down The Flush Of Shame and one of you are gonna live to see another day on this show. I've got the picture of who's getting flushed tonight. And the final marshmallow of the evening goes to..."

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"Dawn..." Chris tossed the Moon Child her marshmallow and revealed the eight by ten photo of Leonard with a red X across his face. "It's flushing time for Leonard The Larper!"

"You will be missed Leonard, my dear friend." Dawn pitied the fact that such a pure aura had to be eliminated so early on.

"It's time to cast my invincibility from tonight's vote spell!" Leonard tried to 'cast' another spell, but before he could publicly humiliate himself and annoy everyone, Chris signal for Chef to come and collect the Larper. The Psycho Cook did just that as he grabbed him against his will. While no one was looking, Amy casted an evil glance.

Confessional (Amy): "It was so easy, I just convinced the rest of the losers on my team to vote off that weird wizard kid. Courtney was easy, the rest of them took some time, but eventually gave in...mark my words, this game is so mines."

Static*

The rest of the Heroic Tigers were present at the dock to see Leonard's impending elimination. Chef had tossed him into the Flush Of Shame. Chris was relieved that such an annoying player was eliminated. "Watch as I, the magnificent McLean make thy ex-competitor disappear..." Chef and Chris laughed hysterically.

Leonard had some parting words. "Chris, you shall know that the magical forces of the spirits will not take this, lightly!"

Ignoring the Larper, Chris pressed the button on a remote control and with that, Leonard The Larper was flushed away down the disgusting waters of the Flush Of Shame. His screams turned to muffles before they silenced completely. Water from the toilet splashed out as a result. Luckily for Chris, he had an umbrella...But the Heroic Tigers, weren't so lucky as they had gotten soaked completely. "Gotta say, I won't miss him," The Host merely shrugged then began to close out the show. "With Leonard's departure the first of the season, that leaves ten Tigers left and twenty one players left overall. Who's next to get a dreaded trip down 'Memory Lane?' And will our next challenge be tougher than the last? You'll just have to find out next time, on...Total... Drama...Nostalgia."

Votes:

Leonard: Amy, Courtney, Gwen, Leshawna, Mike & Tyler = 6 Votes

Dawn = Cody, Sierra & Owen = 3 Votes

Teams:

The Villainous Lions: Duncan, Heather, Noah, Alejandro, Lightning, Jo, Scott, Zoey, Samey, Emma & Kitty.

The Heroic Tigers: Gwen, Courtney, Leshawna, Owen, Sierra, Cody, Tyler, Mike, Amy & Dawn.

Placement:

22nd: Leonard

A/N: To all my reviewers, I just want to say thank you for checking out the the story! You all rock.

brainstorm297: I think you'll love it :)

leo45: Now what kind of a writer would I be if I revealed my plans? Just wait and see my friend, time will tell ;)

gman5846: I know, it's been a WHILE since I've posted anything Total Drama related on here. The Rewrite is something I've been planning the moment i ditched the over the top craziness of the last one. And now here we are :)

Once again, thank you all for the reviews, I wish for everyone to stay healthy, and be safe.