(Speaking of the real Lincoln, he is now pounding a nude Luan's cooch from behind on the couch as she squeals and moans with glee.)

Luan: "Yes, keep fucking beating my beaver!"

Lincoln: "Take it more!"

(Lincoln then pulls Luan up by her arms and pushes his cock deeper inside her, pumping his jizz straight into her as she moans in an ecstatic daze.)

Lincoln: "Alright, that should be good for now. You ought to be getting back home."

Luan: "Okay, fine, little bro. Enjoy my milk because those cookies are perfect with it."

Lincoln: "Looking forward to it. If you need me, I'm gonna hit the beach."

Luan: "See you in Michigan soon, my beautiful white snowman."

(Luan then takes a selfie of her and Lincoln, while they're still both naked. She then gets dressed as she talks to the watch.)

Luan: "Take me back home."

(After kissing Lincoln on the lips, Luan teleports back to Royal Woods. Lincoln then looks at the stuff Luan gave him.)

Lincoln: "Thanks, sis. Now for some me time…"

(Back in the Loud House, Luan suddenly materializes in Lori and Leni's room, while all her other sisters are gathered in said room for a sibling meeting.)

Luna: "Where the heck did you come from?!"

Luan: "Lisa's teleportation watch."

Lynn: "Where did you go?"

Luan: "Oh, just went to a little place called Nunya."

Lynn: "Nunya? What's Nunya?"

Luan: "Nunya business." (chuckles)

Lori: (groans) "Anyway, we're all here because Lynn was wanting to plan something."

Luna: "Well, let's hear it, dude…"

Lori: "Well, as pointed out by Lynn, that Taylor girl has been messing with our brother, so she was thinking that we should invite her over and teach her a few things about respect."

Leni: "What do you mean by that? Giving her etiquette lessons?"

Lola: "No. We're gonna let our Linky's teach her a thing or two about respect in order for her to like him."

Leni: "Oh, now that makes sense. Wait, you're not talking about letting our Lincoln's have their way with her against her will, are you?"

Lola: "Duh. That skank needs to be taught a lesson."

Lynn: "That's how we're gonna get her to know her place…"

Leni: "Oh, I don't know… That just feels pretty wrong…"

Luan: "Hey, she bullied our brother twice, so it's fair for Taylor to get some karma."

Luna: "Maybe we can ease that Taylor girl into it, and not have it be jumped on her all at once… Sound better, Leni?"

Leni: "I guess so."

Lori: "Then it's settled Lynn, make the call."

Lynn: "Leave it to me."

(Lynn then makes the call.)

Taylor: "Hello, who is this?"

Lynn: "Hey, Taylor, it's Lynn."

Taylor: (groans) "What do you want, Loud?"

Lynn: "Oh, nothing. It's just that I got something really cool for you at my house. Might wanna check it out today…"

Taylor: "Why would I give a crap? I'm busy."

Lynn: "C'mon, Taylor, just come and see already. Don't be a wuss."

Taylor: (groans) "Fine! Just text me your address and I'll be there! Jesus!"

(Taylor hangs up as Lynn gives the thumbs up to her sisters.)

Lynn: "Yes, she's coming. Get everything ready, guys…"

(Later that afternoon, Taylor is walking down the street angrily towards the Loud House, with her hands kept in her pockets.)

Taylor: "What does Loud have that's so great? So great to get me all the way out to her place?"

(Just as Taylor is about to knock on the door, it opens to reveal Lynn holding a tray of eleven drinks on it.)

Lynn: "Oh, there you are. Glad you made it…"

Taylor: "This better be good, or else."

Lynn: "Oh, it sure is. It's some homemade energy drink…"

Taylor: "But why is there eleven cups?"

Lynn: "You'll see in a minute. Just come on in."

(Taylor hesitantly enters the house, then sees Lynn's sisters gathered around the couch, all the while having smug smirks on their faces.)

Taylor: "Okay, so why am I here?"

Lola: "What are you so worried about? Can't some ladies just have some drinks together?"

Lynn: (gives one of the cups to Taylor) "Here ya go. Have at it…"

Taylor: "Fine…"

(Taylor is about to drink, but Lori motions her to stop.)

Lori: "Ah, ah, ah… you first need to strip."

Taylor: "What?!"

Lori: "Just do it."

Taylor: "Why do you need to see me strip, you weirdos?"

Lisa: "It was for a process, just do it."

(Taylor groans as she blushes a very dark red and slowly removes her clothes, then she drinks from the cup.)

Taylor: "Ah… Not half bad. What is this stuff anyway?"

Lynn: "Energy drink that Lisa helped make… You'll feel it kick in in a little bit…"

Taylor: "This is what you made me walk out here for? Making me drink some knockoff Gatorade in the nude?"

(Before Taylor could get more enraged, the drink takes effect and makes Taylor taller, grow bigger bodily assets, and longer hair.)

Taylor: (gasps; screams) "What the hell did you do to me?!"

Lisa: "It's the aging process at work. You now have an adult-like body."

Taylor: "So, I'm stuck like this?"

Lisa: "Before we discuss that, there's a special guest here that wanted to see you."

Lola: "Come on down!"

(A Lincoln clone comes down the stairs.)

Taylor: "Who is this?"

Lisa: "It's our brother, Lincoln."

Lynn: "A.K.A., the white haired kid you've been picking on lately…"

Taylor: "What?! There's no way! He looked like such a little wimp before!"

Luan: "Well, not this hunk… Time to show you the ropes… Lynn, Lola, come on."

(Lynn, Luan, and Lola down the drinks too, becoming older too, as they restrain Taylor by her arms and legs with jump ropes. The Lincoln clone then stands in front of a squirming Taylor, with his bulge in her plain sight.)

Taylor: "Hey, uncool!" (grunting) "What are you doing?! Let me go!"

Lola: "No! You're gonna give our Linky a nice big blowjob AND an amazing pounding!" (in a bitter, threatening voice) "Now, open your mouth…"

(Taylor growls at the Loud sisters holding her, then the Lincoln clone slips his pants down to reveal his lengthy girth. Taylor's pupils then dilate upon seeing it.)

Taylor: "Nuh-uh! That beast isn't going anywhere near me or in me!"

Lynn: "Oh yes, it is, and you're gonna like it! Luan, open her mouth and feed her."

(Luan forcefully opens Taylor's mouth as the Lincoln clone shoves some of his length down her throat as Taylor starts to gags.)

Luan: "How's that sausage taste, bitch? To be frank with ya, the other ladies Linc has done with mustard got sore throats on the first time, too…"

(Luan laughs, as Taylor groans in distress. The Lincoln clone's pubic hair gets closer and closer to Taylor's face, as more inches are forced down her gullet.)

Lynn: "Almost there… You're not stopping until your lips are all the way up to here…" (cups her hand and holds it against the Lincoln clone's base) "Got it?"

Taylor: "Are you crazy?!"

(But Taylor relents after seeing Lynn with a baseball bat in her hands, she then sucks on the Lincoln clone's cock. Lola sees Taylor's butt in the open as she smiles and laughs mischievously.)

Lola: "You know what else could use some action? This big booty right here…" (grips Taylor's buttocks) "Need to test out everything a big girl body has to offer, right?"

Luan: "Yeah, and to make them plump and ready…"

(Luan smacks Taylor's ass very hard and fingers her cooch, getting her buttcheeks redder and pussy wetter respectively.)

Luan: "There, that should do the trick…" (to the Lincoln clone) "Let it rip!"

(The Lincoln clone grabs the back of Taylor's head to her surprise and horror, as he pushes his cock all the way down her throat and starts unloading his semen into her. Taylor's eyes roll back as she's being pumped, her belly getting slightly bigger after each twitch from the manhood.)

Taylor: (pulls away; coughing up cum; holding her neck in pain) "Oh my god… My throat's gonna be sore for weeks… And I'm not gonna be able to taste anything besides that white gunk…"

(Suddenly, Lynn pins Taylor down on the ground and turns her onto her stomach so she's on all fours. Next, Lynn pushes down on Taylor's back to make her arch and raise her rear higher in the air, with Lynn squeezing her buttcheeks tightly.)

Taylor: (snarls) "I swear to God, Loud, once I get out of this, you're dead!"

Lynn: "You're the one who's gonna feel like being dead… Stink--, uh… Lincoln, fuck her up!"

(The Lincoln clone grabs Taylor's butt and rubs his cock against her asshole. With no hesitation, Lincoln clone rams his cock into her anus as it slams inside of her, making her scream in terror.)

Taylor: "OW, MY BUTT!"

Lola: "Ya know… You probably wouldn't be in this mess if you never messed with our brother…"

Luan: "But now, that came back to stab you in the ass!"

Lynn: "Shoving him and shit… All for no reason… You have so much to learn…"

(As the Lincoln clone is going to town on Taylor, who is in lots of pain, it cuts back to Lincoln where he is walking along the beach.)

Lincoln: "Hmm… What to do, what to do…"

(Lincoln takes some looks around and then focuses his sights on a surfboard shop.)

Lincoln: "While I'm out here, maybe I could learn how to ride a surfboard…"

(Lincoln enters the surfboard shop. He then sports an orange surfboard with a white line in the middle.)

Lincoln: "This'll do great. And just in my colors too."

(As Lincoln is carrying his surfboard, he starts walking to the ocean along with other surfers.)

Surfer Dude: "Boutta catch some gnarly waves too, brah?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, man. First time too."

Surfer Chick: "Watch and learn, snow top. Try to keep up."

(The surfer chick then paddles her board into the water, as she stands up and balances on it. Lincoln tries to do the same, but stays on his knees and grips both sides of his board with his hands in fear of falling in the water.)

Lincoln: " Shoot, I can't fail now… Can't look like a wuss in front of them…"

(Lincoln paddles his surfboard as he manages to stand on it this time. He sees a waver coming towards him as he begins to surf on the wave.)

Lincoln: "Hey, I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

Surfer Chick: "Wow, look at him go!"

Surfer Dude: "Gnarly waves, bruh!"

(As Lincoln surfboards on the huge wave, he is starting to lose his balance as the wave is getting bigger and bigger.)

Lincoln: "Whoa, whoa!"

(As the wave gets bigger, Lincoln completely loses balance and holds onto his board for dear life, as he starts going higher and higher on the wave. The next thing he knows, he gets launched in mid-air, then falls into the water with his surfboard hitting him on the head.)

Surfer Dude: "Oh, wipeout!"

Surfer Chick: "Oh, my god!!"

(In a nearby lifeguard station, a blonde tan female lifeguard was looking through binoculars and saw Lincoln's accident take place.)

Lifeguard: (gasps; blows whistle) "Surfer down!"

(With that, the lifeguard grabs her gear and rushes towards the water. Setting her gear down on the sand, she jumps into the water and swims towards Lincoln.)

Lifeguard: "Don't worry, I'm coming!"

(The lifeguard carries Lincoln over her shoulders as she swims him back to shore and sets him down near her gear.)

Lifeguard: "I need room, people! Step back!"

(The lifeguard then starts pushing on Lincoln's chest to try and push out any water from his mouth. She then continues the CPR process by giving him mouth-to-mouth as well, Lincoln slowly opens his eyes as he coughs up water.)

Lifeguard: "Are you alright, sir? How many fingers am I holding up?" (holding up her pointer and middle fingers)

Lincoln: "I think two…"

Lifeguard: (sighs in relief) "Full recovery…"

Lincoln: "Cant thank you enough for saving my bacon…"

Lifeguard: "All part of the job, mister…"

(The lifeguard helps Lincoln up on his feet as he stumbles for a bit.)

Lifeguard: "Say, why don't you take a rest in the lifeguard station for a bit? You look worn out."

Lincoln: "Sure…" (coughs)

(The lifeguard helps Lincoln as she escorts him to the lifeguard station. In there, Lincoln is sitting on a chair as he gets a towel around him.)

Lincoln: "What happened was, I tried to go surfing for the first time, and then I panicked with this big wave and screwed it up."

Lifeguard: "We get those a lot around here. What's your name, sir?"

Lincoln: "I'm Lincoln. And what's yours?"

Lifeguard: "Susanna."

Lincoln: "Huh. How do you like your job out here by the sea? Is it just you here, or do you have a whole crew?"

Susanna: "I do love it out there on the beach, and we do have a lifeguard squad. Believe it or not, I'm the only lady on it."

Lincoln: "So, it's just you here all by yourself?"

Susanna: "Usually, it is. Sometimes, some of the guy lifeguards come over here from time to time to see me work. But I bet it's just an excuse to watch my curves in this uniform…"

Lincoln: "Wow… Being the only girl on the squad does have its drawbacks." (twiddling fingers)

Susanna: "But it's alright, I kinda like the attention. At least they here find me attractive… Unlike the other beach I guarded next to here… Where that stupid Penelope got all the attention and promotions…" (growls lightly)

Lincoln: "Who's Penelope?"

Susanna: "Oh, she was just the worst. She did nothing but sit in that tall chair all day and worrying more about chipping her nails than the people needing rescue. Not to mention, she does absolutely nothing except fuck the rest of the squad, while I'm busting my ass out there and actually doing my job!"

Lincoln: "Hmm, someone needs to smack some sense into that woman… And I think I know how…"

Susanna: "As much as I'd like that, I have no idea where she is after I relocated here."

Lincoln: "Hmm… Oh, I got it!"

Susanna: "What? What's it?"

(Lincoln whispers into Susanna's ear on his plan, as she gasps.)

Susanna: "Are you sure that'll work?"

Lincoln: "Positive, someone needs to teach that skank a lesson about responsibility."

Susanna: "Hmm… I like, I like. Tell you what, we'll work on that as soon as my shift is over…"

Lincoln: "Great, meet me with Penenople at the hotel when you're free."

Susanna: "Hey, before you go… Do you think that… you can… Have sex with me? It seems you're the only one who actually respects me unlike my other co-worker lifeguards."

Lincoln: "Wait, this soon? Only got to know each other for a few minutes. This is crazy…" (chuckles) "But if you're that sure about it, I'd be more than happy to provide…"

Susanna: "Lovely…"

(Susanna gets up and pulls down her swimsuit down to her legs as she unveils her naked body towards Lincoln.)

Lincoln: "Whoa… Mama…"

(Lincoln puts his hands on Susanna's hips and feels up her body.)

Susanna: "Liking these curves, big boy? I wanna see what you have to offer…"

Lincoln: "Okay, sure."

(Lincoln pulls down his trunks to reveal his hardened girth.)

Susanna: (giggles) "This is even bigger than my ex's!"

Lincoln: "So… Whatcha want me to do with this schlong first?" (shakes cock around with his crotch)

Susanna: "Ooh, I'm wet already… Can you put it in?" (leans against the wall and spreads her vagina with her fingers)

Lincoln: "I sure can, but I gotta know something first. Anyone else gonna drop by, or what if there's some emergency out there on the beach?"

Susanna: "Don't worry, I got my co-worker Sampson to take care of that…" (turns on walkie-talkie) "Sampson, I'm gonna go on break for a little bit. Could you cover for me out there, please?"

Sampson: "Copy that, Susanna."

(Susanna then puts a "Lifeguard on Break" sign on the door as she shuts it and pulls the window blinds down to block them. She then motions with her finger at Lincoln to come at her.)

Lincoln: "You're gonna get a big burst…"

(Lincoln then pushes his log into Susanna's pussy as she moans in joy. Holding her leg up in the air, Lincoln pounds Susanna as she squeals and moans in joy.)

Lincoln: "From the sound of it, seems like Penelope enjoys this sort of thing a little too much…"

Susanna: "Uggh, trust me… she often does that and she usually gets disappointed with the results. But I'm not with this…"

(Susanna then kisses Lincoln on the lips as he moans from the inside.)

Susanna: "Ooh, it's so deep inside me…"

Lincoln: "So how do you know Penelope's up to this type of stuff?"

Susanna: "She brags about this to her friends and to one of my other co-workers too. But enough about that bitch. Let's talk about how hard you're gonna rail me…"

(Lincoln pounds Susanna further as she is now standing up, Lincoln pulls her arms back as he fucks her while they're standing on their feet.)

Susanna: "Yes! Stretch my snatch out! Keep beating it!"

Lincoln: "Oh, Susie, take it deeper!"

(As Lincoln is pounding Susanna, she then forces Lincoln on the floor as she is pounding him cowgirl style. Lincoln then uses his hands to grips Susanna's butt, catching her by surprise.)

Lincoln: "This trunk must be the best part of your coworkers' day when they're supervising you…"

Susanna: "That, and these beauties." (shaking her breasts) "They can't stop staring at them for more then ten minutes…"

(Lincoln then gropes Sussan's breasts as he massages them.)

Susanna: "Yeah! Grab them good! Make these titties your own and squeeze them!"

(Lincoln squeezes Susanna's breasts as she moans in joy. She kisses Lincoln all over as her womb is nearing Lincoln's log; his log scrapes against the opening of it as Susanna's scream in joy.)

Susanna: "Oh, I'm about to cum!!"

(Susanna cums as Lincoln does the same as their private parts leak out of their semen.)

Lincoln: "Oh my god… That was great..."

Susanna: "Fuck… You're like some kind of god at sex, Lincoln…"

Lincoln: "You can say that…"

Susanna: "Oh, it seems my break ends in a few. I'll meet you later at the hotel, okay?"

Lincoln: "Okay."

(Lincoln slips his trunks back on as he heads back on the beach and onto his spot. Susanna puts her uniform back on as she removes the sign off the door.)