(In the Loud House, an adult Taylor is being leaned against the back of the couch while the Lincoln clone behind her is vigorously pounding her asshole.)

Taylor: "Come on! Stop it, jackass! My butt needs a break!"

Luna: "Shut your punk-ass up and take your just desserts!"

Taylor: (groaning) "Make it stop! It hurts so bad!"

Lola: "Then you'll learn not to be such a big bully!"

Luan: (to the Lincoln clone) "Fire the goo cannon…"

(The Lincoln clone fires his hot semen into Taylor's asshole as she screams in sheer pain. When he pulls out, some of his cream starts pouring out from her anus and leaks down the back of her legs.)

Taylor: (in her mind) "Uh… Not gonna be able to sit, with a butt full of jizz for weeks…"

Lynn: (standing in front of Taylor) "So… Had enough yet?"

Taylor: (panting) "Okay… Okay… I promise… I promise I'll stop bullying your brother…" (falls down on couch)

Lola: (stern) "And?"

Taylor: "I'm sorry… for everything… Just please… I don't want anymore…"

Lori: "Good… Because if we catch wind of you bullying our brother ever again, or blabbing about what happened here today…" (snaps her fingers)

(All of a sudden, three more nude Lincoln clones come downstairs. All of them had hard and erect manhoods sticking straight out in front of them, making Taylor frightened and uneasy.)

Lori: "Got it?!"

Taylor: (terrified) "Yes, yes!"

Lucy: "Now, change back… and begone." (tosses her a drink)

(Without a second thought, Taylor takes a drink from the cup and she begins reverting back to her normal body. Afterwards, she hurriedly and frantically tosses her clothes back on and leaves the house.)

Leni: (sighs) "You think we might've gone a little overboard with this?"

Lola: "Pfft, no Leni. She had it coming to her."

Lynn: "Glad that's settled." (dusts hands off)

Lily: "Ooh, let's call Linky, and see what he's up to!"

Lori: "Hmm… Alright. Great idea." (dials in Lincoln's number)

(In Hawaii, Lincoln is looking through his suitcase for casual clothes to change into. All of a sudden, his phone on the nightstand starts ringing.)

Lincoln: "Who could that be?"

(Lincoln answers his phone.)

Lincoln: "Hello?"

Lori: "Hey, little bro! How's your trip in Hawaii going?"

Lincoln: "Oh, it was just amazing! I love it here, and plus I'm scoring some new tail!"

Luna: (chuckles) "You go get 'em, bro!"

Lincoln: "Just today, I met this lifeguard girl named Susanna, and we're doing something together later."

Lola: "Was she hot enough for you, Linky?"

Lincoln: "You know it! So, whatcha girls been up to besides doing those clones of me?"

Lisa: "Wait… How'd you find out about-"

Leni: (feeling uneasy to answer) "Well… You know that mean girl, Taylor?"

Lincoln: "Cause Lisa, knowing you, you're insane to have actually done it… and yes, Leni, I know that bitch. What about her?"

Lynn: "Here's the gist of it… We decided to do you a solid and take care of the Taylor problem for you. We invited her over and got it dealt with."

Lincoln: (suspicious) "Sounds like you're leaving a bunch of big details out…"

Lucy: "I think we should just tell him up front."

Lynn: (sighs) "Alright. So we may have gotten Taylor over to get her as an adult and be banged into submission…"

Lincoln: "Wait, you did what?!"

Lola: "That's right. Had her take every last inch of the Lincoln Log… Got her all straightened out…"

Lincoln: "Jesus Christ…"

Lynn: "But look at the bright side, bro… At least she won't be picking on you anymore."

Lincoln: (sighs) "Well, guess that's true. So what are you girls gonna do now?"

Lisa: "Suppose we could indulge in some more sensual activity with our Lincoln's…"

Lincoln: "Typical. Well, anyway, I gotta go, girls. It's great talking to you again."

Lola: "It was. We love you, Linky."

Lincoln: "Heh. Love you, too." (hangs up)

Lynn: "Alright, I call dibs on the Lincoln that got through with Taylor… Should deserve a babe that can take it rough…"

Lola: "What?! Now you're swapping your Lincoln's?!"

Lynn: "Well, duh, Lola! I love a man that goes hard!"

Lola: "Well, you have fun… Lana, come with me, we need to go somewhere."

Lana: "What? Where are we going?"

Lola: "Just follow me."

(Lana follows Lola upstairs to her room.)

Lana: "Okay, sis, what is it? I gotta track some mud in here for my Lincoln…"

Lola: "Or we could have a foursome. You, me, and two Lincoln's."

Lana: "Okay, done." (whistles) "Two of the Lincolns, get in here!"

(Two of the Lincoln clones enter the twins' room, as Lola closes the door.)

Lola: "Now, could you two lay down on your backs, please?"

Lincoln Clone #3: "Sure thing."

Lincoln Clone #4: "I don't see why not."

(When the Lincoln's lie down, Lola sits on the face of one of them, then Lana sits on the other's.)

Lola: "I want you to put those tongues of yours to work, boys…"

Lana: "While we have some big meat to enjoy…"

(The Lincoln's start licking at the twins' pussies to their delight. Lana rubs her clone's cock up and down with both hands while Lola holds up her clone's balls in her hand.)

Lola: "Yes, lick me out like sorbet!!"

(Lana then bends down and gets into business by sucking on her Lincoln clone's cock as he moans. Meanwhile, Lola titfucks her clone's cock as the clone grips her butt tightly during his pussy eating.)

Lola: "One way to do some twin bonding, dontcha think?"

Lana: "You know it!"

(The twins then grope each other's boobs while kissing each other over their faces, while they're still being treated with cunnilingus.)

Lana: "You know, you're always a great twin sister, Lols…"

Lola: "Same to you, Lans…"

(The two twins make out and hold their hands together, as they each squirt into their Lincolns' mouths. Then, the Lincolns' dicks begin to spray their cum onto the each twins' belly and underneath their chests.)

Lola: "Wow, great cum… Now it's time for the main event… And I'll go with any position..."

Lana: "Ooh, let's go with side-by-side missionary, you and me!"

Lola: "Okay, let's do it!"

(The twins lie on Lana's bed and spread their legs as the clones each penetrate their cooches with their cocks.)

Lola: (moans; hugs her Lincoln close to her) "Ooh, it's so deep inside of me!"

Lana: "Yes… Fuck me!"

(The clones go to town on Lana and Lola, as the twins each hold hands together. Meanwhile, in Lucy's room, she is doing her Lincoln inside of her casket, with her on the bottom and him on top, as it shakes a few times from the intense intercourse.)

Lucy: "Mmm… Fill me with more of your manhood… Could make love in here for eternity, if we could…"

Lincoln Clone #5: "I'll do, as I must…"

(Lincoln clone grips Lucy's waist as she moans in joy, he pumps his goo inside of Lucy. Afterwards, the casket opens with them poking their heads out.)

Lucy: "That was amazing… I've got two friends of the dark who would love you…"

Lincoln Clone #5: "Who?"

Lucy: "Haiku and Persephone."

Lincoln Clone #5: "Cool. You should invite them over, and we'll be in the dark together."

Lucy: "In due time, my love. In due time…"

(Downstairs, in the living room, Lynn is doing a handstand while her Lincoln is keeping her legs steady with his hands and thrusting his cock into her asshole.)

Lynn: (panting) "That's it! Drill me harder!"

Lincoln Clone #6: "There's a good, tough girl!"

(Lincoln clone goes deeper into Lynn's butthole as she moans.)

Lynn: "Yes, give it to me! More! Don't fucking stop!"

(Lincoln clone then goes fast and rough in Lynn's anus until he bursts his load and moans.)

Lynn: (kneeling down) "You exceeded my expectations there, Linc." (holding his cock in her hands) "You just earned yourself a nice BJ…"

Lincoln Clone #6: "Sweet…."

(Lynn holds his base steady, as she starts sucking away at his cock, starting from the midpoint of his shaft.)

Lynn: "I'll show you that this whole log can fit in my throat…"

(Clawing into the couch cushions, Lynn pushes her mouth further on her Lincoln's girth.)

Lincoln Clone #6: "Oh yeah… Almost there, just a little more dick to take..."

(Despite her gagging and her tongue swirling around his cock in desperation, Lynn stays determined and moves up to Lincoln's face, where her nose brushed up against his pubes.)

Lynn: (in her head) "Yeah! Got it all in! I'm number one…"

(Lynn goes faster as her Lincoln moans in everlasting joy, he shoots his load down her throat like a minigun.)

Lincoln Clone #6: "Got enough protein?"

Lynn: (pulls away) "Of course."

(Lynn then sits on the couch next to the Lincoln clone and begins stretching in the nude. Meanwhile, in Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa is having her bosom being explored by her Lincoln clone's tongue.)

Lisa: "I request more… Have my nipples become erect…"

Lincoln Clone #7: "As you wish, Lisa…"

(Lisa's Lincoln then sucks on her nipples as she moans, he then rubs her leg with his hand. Next, he puts one hand on Lisa's right buttock, the other on her left breast, and begins making out with her.)

Lisa: "I knew this cloning project was such a brilliant idea…"

(The Lincoln clone climbs onto the bed, slightly holds Lisa up by her rear, and starts thrusting his cock against her abdomen. The tip then pokes against the underside of her bosom, making Lisa tingle with anticipation at having this libido enter her.)

Lisa: "What do you say we practice some reproductive organ stirring…"

Lincoln Clone #7: "Can't wait to experiment inside of you…"

(The Lincoln clone grips his cock and lines his tip up with Lisa's vagina. With that, he steadily pushes his dick inside of Lisa, making her bite her lower lip in joy.)

Lisa: "Oh yes! Ravage me so well!"

(The Lincoln clone fucks Lisa's pussy as he grips her buttocks very tightly.)

Lisa: "Yes, squeeze my gluteus maximus!"

(The Lincoln clone squeezes Lisa's butt tighter as she squeals in joy. Lisa grabs the clone's face and smooches him. They're tongue wrestling as their privates leak of cum. They still want to fuck despite them cumming already.)

Lisa: "Oh, I love you, dearest Lincoln…"

(Lisa shoves her breasts in her Lincolns's face as she bites her lip.)

Lisa: (in her head) "But I wish it was the real Lincoln here, though…"

(Back in Hawaii, Lincoln is chilling in his penthouse suite, taking a relaxing soak in his indoor hot tub. He is on video chat on his phone with Tamara, Ula, Nicole, Marcy, and Cat.)

Lincoln: "You see, ladies? I got this whole pad to myself for seven full days."

Tamara: "Ooh, wow!"

Nicole: "Lucky…"

Cat: "How'd you get all the way out there in the first place, stud muffin?"

Lincoln: "Well, Cat, I actually won this contest on the radio."

Marcy: "Nice! It seems like you're enjoying yourself."

Ula: "Oh… Wish we could be there with you… You look like you could use some lovin' right about now…"

Lincoln: "Oh, totally. I do miss everyone back at home, including you ladies. I've been actually going around here, finding some Hawaiian babesj to hang with..."

Marcy: (chuckles) "Look at you! That's our Lincoln."

Lincoln: "So what are you girls doing now, back in town?"

Tamara: "Funny thing, we were arranging for a day out at the boardwalk."

Lincoln: "Nice. I hope you lovely ladies have fun."

Cat: "Thanks, we're gonna do some beach things, walk on the sand, share some food. You know, fun Summer stuff."

Lincoln: "Cool, make sure you send some pics my way."

Tamara: "We will. Well, we gotta go, hon. The sun is calling for us."

Lincoln: "Okay, bye, girls!"

Ula: "Bye!"

(Lincoln hangs up the phone, as he sighs in relaxation. Outside the hotel, Susanna and a black-haired woman named Penelope are walking.)

Penelope: "So why'd you want me to come here, Susie?"

Susanna: "There's someone I want you to meet. Could pick up a thing or two from him."

Penelope: "This better be good… This better be better than all the cocks of the male lifeguards at my station."

Susanna: "Trust me… you're in for a treat…"

(The two women enter the hotel as they walk to the elevator leading to the penthouse.)

Susanna: "Okay, so my special friend is way up top." (opens the elevator)

(The two step into the elevator, as Susanna presses the up button that leads to the penthouse. Meanwhile, Lincoln is prepping himself for the night.)

Lincoln: "Okay, everything looks great. Now to wait for the girls to arrive."

(Lincoln hears some knocking at the door. When he answers it, he sees Penelope in person for the first time.)

Lincoln: "Hey there, ladies. What brings you up here this fine evening?"

Susanna: "Came to introduce you to one of my co-workers, cutie pie…" (pinches Lincoln's cheek)

Penelope: "So what's so special about him?"

Lincoln: "Oh, you'll be real surprised, I'm sure…"

(After Lincoln beckons the girls into his room, the three of them sit down at the couch and begin looking at each other awkwardly.)

Susanna: (clears throat) "As I was saying, I used to work with Penelope at another beach. Why don't you tell Linc a little bit about our shifts together?"

Penelope: "Well, I'm usually more interested in the boy lifeguards than my job really, and one time I just took a long nap while Susie over here had to cover for me."

Lincoln: "Anything else?"

Penelope: "Wanna know the reason the boy lifeguards get all my attention? It's their nice, big, juicy meat…"

Lincoln: "So you were more interested in dicks more than your own job?"

Penelope: "Right-a-roonie."

Lincoln: "Did you even save one person?"

Penelope: "I was there doing the CPR on the hot guys at the beach."

Lincoln: "Oh, of course." (rolls his eyes)

Penelope: "How'd you even meet Susanna?"

Susanna: "Saved him after he wiped out on a surfboard, and took him back to my station."

Lincoln: "She was actually quite feisty after we met." (chuckles)

Penelope: "Wait… Don't tell me you actually nailed this guy, Suse…"

Susanna: "I know you ain't calling me out, you nailed everyone too. And yes, I did, and he was FAR better than those pervy lifeguards, he actually treated me like a lady too."

Penelope: "Is that so?"

Lincoln: "Yes, and I can make you a better lady too."

Penelope: "Oh, really? You're really gonna try, with that small limp dick you've got in your pants?"

Lincoln: "Hmm… I wouldn't say small or limp…"

(With that, Lincoln unzips his pants and pulls out his manhood, catching Penelope by surprise.)

Penelope: (gasps with hands over her mouth) "Holy shit, it's so big… Bigger than the lifeguards'…"

Lincoln: "I suggest you start taking me seriously and start treating this bad boy." (to Susanna) "Wanna get in on this too?"

Susanna: "Love to..."

(With that, Susanna gets on her knees and pulls down Lincoln's pants to fully reveal his cock.k and balls. She then holds his dick by the base and taps his tip against her tongue repeatedly.)

Susanna: "I've been waiting for round 2 ever since I've finished my shift…"

(Susanna then squeezes Lincoln's balls as he bites his lip.)

Lincoln: "What are you sitting around for, Pen? I thought you liked having fun with dicks like this…"

Penelope: "Okay, fine then. Move over, Susanna!"

(Penelope squats down as she licks Lincoln's shaft up and down, occasionally giving it a kiss in between.)

Lincoln: "Oh yes…. My first threesome in Hawaii…"

Susanna: "Glad you're enjoying this, big boy… I think I know a way to make you much, much harder and bigger…"

(With that, Susanna climbs up the couch and sits next to Lincoln with her breasts pressing up against his left cheek. Then, Penelope starts stroking his cock and lashing at his nuts with her tongue.)

Penelope: "Damn, these coconuts are huge…"

Lincoln: "Those are my chestnuts…" (holds Susanna's breasts) "These are coconuts…"

Penelope: "Hmm. You know what would go great with this banana? Some melons…"

(Penelope pushes Lincoln's cock in between her breasts and shakes them around to stimulate his rod some more.)

Lincoln: "Oh yeah…"

Susanna: "Bet you're craving some sugar right now, baby…"

Lincoln: "Got some?" (holds Susanna's head and kisses her lips)

(The two make out as Penelope is giving him a blowjob, as he moans.)