(Back in the Loud House, Lucy is walking down the stairs with her friends and the clone they've been having fun with. Suddenly, the living room phone begins ringing.)

Lucy: (answering the phone) "Hello? Who's there?"

Lincoln: "Hey Lucy, it's Lincoln. Just calling to check up on you guys."

Lucy: "Oh. Just had some acquaintances over for some quality time. Everybody else is probably busy right now."

Lincoln: "Any chance you could get Lynn on the phone?"

Lucy: "Alright, I'll find her."

(Lucy walks around the house in search of Lynn, until she finds Lynn out in the backyard bouncing a soccer ball on her head.)

Lucy: "Hey Lynn, phone for you."

Lynn: (takes phone) "Y'ello?"

Lincoln: "Lynn, what went down with you and Taylor the other day? More details on it."

Lynn: "Well, we made her come here and we used one of the clones to bang her senseless."

Lincoln: "Aw, I see. But did any of you consider the consequences of that? Get into some deep trouble with a stunt like that."

Lynn: "Uggh, you're acting like Leni right now."

Lincoln: "At least she sounds like the only one who saw what was wrong with this."

Lynn: "Well, at least she learned to not bully you anymore."

Lincoln: "You could've just called her parents and told them that Taylor was bullying me. Do you have any idea how that experience is gonna affect her in the future?"

Lynn: "Well, she'll learn."

Lincoln: "I'm telling you, this could end real badly, Lynn. So we'll need to find some way to fix this, as soon as I get back from Hawaii."

Lynn: (sighs) "Fine… Let's work something out."

"Lincoln: "Thank you."

(Lynn hands the phone back to Lucy.)

Lincoln: "So what have you guys been doing?"

Lucy: "Sharing the gift of your manhood with some close friends…"

Lincoln: "Aw cool…. Wish I could meet them myself."

Lucy: "Don't worry, you will once you return."

Lincoln: "From what I remember, my stay will be over in the next two or three days, give or take. Now, try to keep out of any more trouble, girls…"

Lucy: "We will. See you next week."

Lincoln: "Goodbye." (hangs up) "Well, it's still my first day here, I gotta try something else. Oh, I can grab a bite to eat."

(Lincoln exits the penthouse as he goes to the first floor to try out one of the hotel's restaurants. He then chooses an Italian restaurant, ordering spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread on the side.)

Lincoln: "Oh my gosh, this looks so good!"

(Lincoln begins to eat his spaghetti lunch as he savors his food.)

Lincoln: "Mmm… This is so good!"

(Lincoln eats the garlic bread too, and he's loving it.)

NEAR THE BEACH LIFEGUARD STATION…

(Susanna is standing at her post with binoculars to survey the nightly beach visitors in case of danger arising.)

Penelope: "So, this is what lifeguarding is about…"

Susanna: "Uh huh, you always have to keep watch of everyone on the beach. Who knows when they'll need my aid."

Penelope: "Looks like people are fine to me…"

Susanna: "Well, we still have to keep watch, anything can happen."

(Susanna takes one more survey of the area until she focuses on a man flailing around in the water and far away from the shore.)

Susanna: (gasps) "Oh my god! He's gonna drown!"

(Susanna blows her whistle and grabs a life preserver from the station rack, then runs towards the water for a rescue.)

Susanna: "Hold on, I'm coming!"

(Susanna swims in the water and grabs the man.)

Man: "Oh, thank you so much."

Susanna: "You're gonna be alright."

(Susanna helps the man swim back to shore, then supports him on the walk back to land.)

Susanna: "Should be good now. What were you doing all the way out there?"

Man: "I was just taking a swim, and I might have swam too far away from the shore."

Susanna: "Alright, just be careful next time, okay?"

Man: "Okay…"

(As Susanna walks back to her station, she sees Penelope slowly clapping at her.)

Penelope: "Not bad."

Susanna: "And that's how you save someone, Penny."

Penelope: "Now, I see."

Susanna: (tosses Penelope the binoculars) "Now you have a crack at it…"

(When Penelope looks through the binoculars, she sees one of the late night surfers wash up on shore unconscious with his board.)

Penelope: "That guy's knocked out."

Susanna: "So, why are you gonna do to help him?"

Penelope: "Some mouth-to-mouth…"

(Penelope quickly makes her way to the surfer dude and flips him over onto his back. She then starts pushing rhythmically on his chest and blowing air into his mouth by locking lips repeatedly.)

Penelope: "1, 2, 3! Come on, breathe!"

(The man coughs out water after Penelope gives one more breath in his mouth.)

Surfer: "Whoa… What a major wipeout…"

Penelope: "Are you OK, sir? Got any more sea water on your system?"

Surfer: "I'm okay… I think I'm good… Thanks for the revive, babe."

Penelope: "Don't mention it." (blushing) "How about one kiss before I go?"

Surfer: "Sure thing."

(They begin to make out as Susanna rolls her eyes, smirking.)

Susanna: "Baby steps, Penelope."

(Back with Lincoln, he finished his food as he pats his stomach.)

Lincoln: "Aw yeah… That was some good pasta…"

(Afterwards, Lincoln makes his way back to the elevator, catching a ride with a red-haired hula girl.)

Hula Girl: "Aloha, sir. How are you?"

Lincoln: "I'm good. Just got done with some great dinner, and about to get some shuteye…"

Hula Girl: "Cool. Just about to head to my hotel room after a long day of hula dancing."

Lincoln: "Sounds like fun… Maybe I could try something like that tomorrow…"

Hula Girl: "Hmm… Maybe you can come join my group… Could I get your name, by chance?"

Lincoln: "Lincoln. Lincoln Loud."

Hula Girl: "And I'm Lulu. I'm one of the locals around here."

Lincoln: "Nice, I'm here on vacation."

(The elevator stops at the sixth floor, and Lulu gathers her things.)

Lulu: "Have a nice night, Lincoln. Aloha." (leaves the elevator)

Lincoln: "Aloha!"

(The elevator then goes up to the penthouse on the top floor, as he goes to get ready for bed.)

Lincoln: (yawning) "Think I'll have myself a little me-time for the night…"

(Lincoln plops down on the couch and turns on a movie on the TV.)

Lincoln: "My first few days in Hawaii were a success…"