(The next morning, Lynn is in bed still asleep, thinking over her phone call with Lincoln from the other day.)
Lynn: (mumbling) "Things are gonna be fine… What's she gonna do?"
(Just then, someone busts down the door downstairs, startling Lynn into waking her up.)
Taylor: (from downstairs) "Okay, Lynn, where are you?"
Lynn: (confused) "Huh? What's going on?"
(Lynn gets out of bed and looks around to see Taylor searching around downstairs.)
Lynn: "Taylor, what are you doing here?!"
Taylor: "Looking for your brother! Where is he?!"
Lynn: "He's on vacation!"
Taylor: "Then who were those guys that banged me?!"
Lynn: (sheepish) "Well, that's a… long story. But let's cut to the chase. Lincoln's not here."
Taylor: "Are you kidding me right now?! I got banged by some stranger, and it's all your fault!"
(With that, Taylor starts running up the stairs to try and get to Lynn, who ends up running towards her to attack as well.)
Lynn: "If you think you got the guts to attack me, you're dead wrong!"
Taylor: "You're gonna pay for what you did!"
(The two begin fighting each other and rolling around in the hallway, until an alarm clock sounds and Lynn wakes up back in her room with Lucy.)
Lynn: "Oh god, that was a bad dream."
Lucy: (waking up) "What's this about, Lynn?"
Lynn: "I thought Taylor was coming out here to get payback on me… Of course, I could fend her off… But the next thing you know, it's like it never happened."
(However, Taylor is marching straight towards the Loud House with a vengeful mood.)
Taylor: "That Loud punk is gonna pay…"
(It shows Lola waking up in her bed.)
Lola: (stretching her arms out) "Some of the best beauty sleep I've had in a while. Thanks to you, Linky…" (pats her Lincoln clone's shoulder)
(While Lola gets out of bed and walks towards her closet, she walks back and looks out the window to see a familiar face.)
Lola: "Uh oh…"
(Lola rushes to Lynn's door and runs into the room.)
Lola: "Lynn, Lynn, Lynn! That bully girl's coming back!"
Lynn: "What?!"
(Then, they hear heavy door pounding downstairs. When Lynn, Lucy, and Lola look down from the stairs, they see Rita in a bathrobe going to the front door.)
Lucy: "This isn't gonna end well…"
(Rita opens the door to see an enraged Taylor.)
Rita: "Hello?"
Taylor: "Where's your son?! We need to have a talk…"
(Lynn, Lucy, and Lola wince as Rita lets Taylor in the house and they begin to talk on the couch.)
Lynn: "Oh man, I have a bad feeling about this…"
Rita: "What do you want to talk to Lincoln about?"
Taylor: "Oh, not much. Just a little bit about how his ragtag sisters tricked me into coming here a few days back, and making me drink something that made me grow bigger…"
Rita: "Excuse me?"
Taylor: "I drank something that made me bigger and then they raped me with a grown Lincoln!"
Rita: (gasps) "Is that so?"
Taylor: "Yes, and it was all Lynn's fault!"
(Pinching the bridge between her eyes, Rita starts going up the stairs to confront Lynn, finding her and two of her siblings by her side near the the top of the stairs.)
Rita: "Lynn Loud Jr… Care to explain yourself about when you invited this Taylor girl over?"
Lynn: (speaking quickly) "Okay, all the girls were planning to get back at Taylor for bullying Lincoln, so we went with my idea and tricked her into inviting her over so she could have some respect and manners drilled into her."
Rita: (clearly upset) "Oh, Lynn! I can't believe you!"
Lori: "Can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep!"
Rita: "The rest of you girls get out here now!"
(The other sisters step out of their rooms, anxious about what they've been called out.)
Rita: "What were you thinking, putting Taylor through that kind of mess? Did any of you take a step back and realize that you were going too far?"
Leni: (raises hand) "Mom, I tried telling them about that…"
Lola: "... But you went along with it anyway!"
Leni: "I didn't know we were gonna go to those kinds of measures!"
Rita: "Enough! You're all guilty!"
Lynn: "Look, we can fix this, Mom. With the real Lincoln. Punish us, if you want, but we're gonna make things right, I swear."
Rita: "How so?! He isn't coming back into Michigan until next week! If you girls don't fix this, you'll be grounded for the rest of the summer!"
(After Rita walks away, a Lincoln clone exits Lola and Lana's room and yawns. He walks past the girls and goes in the bathroom. Lucy suddenly gets an idea, as she beckons the others into a huddle.)
Lucy: "If I remember correctly, Taylor doesn't know Lincoln's in Hawaii. So, maybe we can have one of the Lincoln clones go in the real Lincoln's place and make amends with her."
Luna: "Hm… That could work."
Lori: "But, literally how is this gonna help? What's he even gonna do with Taylor?"
Lynn: "Besides, Lincoln called me the other day and said he wanted to look into the situation himself."
Lucy: "And he was upset that you got Taylor in said mess."
Lola: "Otherwise, this is going to work, cause if I get grounding, your ass is grass, Lynn!"
Lynn: "Yeah, yeah."
(Luna notices the watch on Luan's wrist.)
Luna: "Where'd you get that cool new watch?"
Luan: "Lisa made these, and they can take you anywhere in the world."
Luna: "Wow..."
Lisa: "I made one for each of us, and Luan actually tested one of the watches and she ended up going to Hawaii."
Luan: "Wow, way to be a damn snitch, Lisa!"
Lori: "Luan, you literally didn't!"
Luan: "What, I just wanted to give him a few things…"
Lisa: (under her breath) "And get inside his pants, as well."
(Luan elbows Lisa.)
Luan: "Shut up, poindexter!"
Lola: "Luan, who said you can disturb our brother during his vacation?!"
Luan: "Ever hear of a friendly visit?"
(While Lola and Luan are arguing, Lisa suddenly realizes the best course of action.)
Lisa: "Hold the phone… I now know what we must do…"
MEANWHILE, IN HAWAII…
(Lincoln is seen sleeping on the living room couch after spending the night TV binging. All of a sudden, sparks start appearing behind him and loud zaps awaken him.)
Lincoln: "What the hell?!"
(With that, the sparks start materializing into the form of his ten siblings in their grown-up forms. Lincoln looks up from behind the couch and looks at them suspiciously.)
Lincoln: "What are you up to this time?"
Luna: "Hey, dude."
Lincoln: (groans) "Can't get one day to myself, even on the other side of the country. First, Luan popped up yesterday, and now all ten of you! Are you guys that desperate?!"
Lynn: "It's not that. It's something else. About Taylor…"
(Lincoln decides to hear Lynn out and raises his eyebrow, waiting for her to elaborate.)
Lynn: "She came by the house today, and now we want to fix this crap."
Lisa: "So, we were wondering if you could aid us with this one small task…"
Lincoln: (sighs) "Fine, if it gets you girls back home faster, then I'll do it…" (looks around) "Where's Lana?"
Lana: (splashing around in water) "Whoo! Guys, you see this hot tub?!"
(Lana is then met with angry stares, causing her to silence herself and get out of the hot tub.)
Leni: "Taylor just needs to get to know the real you, and what better way than with a day out together."
Lori: "It won't be that hard. Just hang out with her at a few places here and there in town, and try to get on better terms with each other."
Luna: "Afterwards, you'll be back on your vacay before you know it."
Lincoln: "Fine, you're just very lucky I got six full days left."
Lola: (getting naughty) "Say, since we're here with the real you…"
Lisa: "Lola, not the time..."
Lola: "Oh come on, it's just one quickie, we all miss the real Hunk-ules!"
Lisa: "At least wait until we get home… and til he gets home properly from vacation."
Lola: "I don't want to do it with a clone, I want the real deal!"
Lana: "Lols, acting like a six year old now!"
Lola: "How are you telling me that, we're both six, dummy!"
Lincoln: "That's enough! Let's just go!"
(With that, Lincoln huddles around his siblings and they warp back to Royal Woods.)
Lincoln: "Gee, never thought to be back home… Six days early."
(All of a sudden, Lori and Leni take Lincoln into their room with the others following, then Lisa hands him a de-aging pill to turn back to normal. Next, the Loud siblings gather around for a meeting.)
Lori: "We're gonna need everything to go right on this date, can't afford any slip-ups…"
Lincoln: "Does Mom know about this?"
Lynn: "She sure does. She said if this doesn't work out, we can kiss our summer goodbye."
Lincoln: "Yeah, for pulling a stunt like this, Lynn! What'd you have in mind, girls?"
Leni: "I was thinking that you two could make your first stop at Burpin' Burger for lunch. The first time you two laid eyes on each other can end up being that, but in a different, more friendly way."
Lincoln: "Okay, what next?"
Lynn: "I think you should take her to the park next. Shooting some hoops, something fun together…"
Lincoln: "And then?"
Lori: "Lastly, to seal the deal, Gus' Games & Grub."
Lincoln: "Okay, fine. Let's get this done, I'd rather be soaking up rays and other fun stuff."
Lola: "And you will. Go get her, tiger."
Luna: "Dude, could you please be a little more up for it? Could give off some bad vibes out there."
Lincoln: "Okay, okay… I'm just still a little peeved I had to sacrifice a few hours of my vacation to be back at home all of a sudden."
(Lincoln sighs as he goes downstairs, then approaches Rita and Taylor on the couch.)
Taylor: (angrily) "Oh, it's you…"
Rita: "Lincoln, honey, is that you? The real you?"
Lincoln: "Yes, Mom, it's me… I decided to come home early so I could show Taylor around for a little while… Maybe get off on the right foot with each other."
(Taylor scoffs in response, then reluctantly gets up and stands next to Lincoln.)
Taylor: "What do you got to show me, white hair?"
Lincoln: "Well, I wanted to go to a few places with you around town. Come on, it's a surprise."
Taylor: (unenthusiastically) "Yippee…"
(Lincoln then walks out the front door with Taylor as they start their day out together.)
Taylor: "This better be good, Loud. And don't even think about pulling any more tricks on me."
Lincoln: "No worries, Taylor, everything's legit. I promise."
(In an attempt to lighten the mood, Lincoln tries reaching for Taylor's hand, only for her to swat his hand away in annoyance.)
Lincoln: "Too soon?" (chuckles awkwardly)
Taylor: "You think?"
(Lincoln and Tayor continue their walk through town until they reach to Burpin' Burger.)
Taylor: "Would you look at that? The place where this mess started…"
Lincoln: "Thought we could go in here for some lunch together…"
Taylor: "Fine, you're lucky I'm hungry."
(They walk inside the burger joint as they wait in line.)
Taylor: (chuckles slightly) "Up there was where you fell a couple days back… Didn't even try fighting back…" (chuckles some more)
Lincoln: "Yeah…" (rubbing his arm) "Hilarious…"
Taylor: "Wouldn't have been that soon if that bossy lady wasn't holding everything up…" (realizes something) "Say, what'd that lady do with you after I got my food?"
Lincoln: (nervous) "Uh, not much… All she did was get me some food…" (in his head) "Sorry, Taylor, can't let you find out about the sessions I had with Karen…"
Taylor: "Hmm, I see…"
(As Taylor and Lincoln wait in line, it shows Karen at home reading a book while her husband George walks in.)
George: "Hey, hon, there's something I wanted to talk with you about."
Karen: "What's that?"
George: "Recently, you've been talking a lot about some kid and how great he is."
Karen: "Oh, that… It's just that… I think our kids could learn a thing or two about manners from that young man… Kind of like a role model…"
George: "Oh, that's a really good idea actually."
Karen: "Yeah…"
(Karen then fantasizes about Lincoln lovingly.)
Karen: (in her head) "Mmm… If we only got the chance for another warm embrace…"
(Back at Burpin' Burger, Lincoln and Taylor are sitting in a booth with their order numbers, sitting opposite of each other on the two benches.)
Taylor: "Man, when's our food gonna be done?"
Lincoln: "Any minute now…" (tapping fingers on the table)
(Lincoln whistles a bit after some awkward silence between the two. Taylor crosses her arms and sighs annoyedly at him, which gets him to stop.)
Lincoln: "Anything good you were up to lately?"
Taylor: "Not that I can think of. I think when I hung out with some friends of mine. We usually see each other on the bus to and from school. The back of the bus was our space."
Lincoln: "Sounds nice..."
Taylor: "So, you got any friends of your own?"
Lincoln: "Yeah, I've got my right hand man, Clyde, plus Rusty, Zach, Liam, and this new girl in our group, Stella."
Taylor: "Cool, I guess."
Employee #1: "Orders #32 and #33 are ready."
(This beckons Lincoln and Taylor to get up and receive their food. They return to their booth as they start eating.)
Lincoln: "This is some good stuff."
Taylor: (more relaxed) "Best burgers in town, I'll say."
Lincoln: (burps) "Excuse me."
(Taylor laughs, albeit lightly, but she burps as well and covers her mouth with her right hand in embarrassment.)
Lincoln: (points at Taylor) "Hey, got the burger burp too…"
Taylor: "Yeah, hehehe…"
(Lincoln sips his drink.)
Lincoln: "The burgers are always better with mustard."
(Soon, Lincoln and Taylor finish their food as the former pats his stomach.)
Lincoln: "Did that hit the spot, or what?"
Taylor: (unimpressed) "I suppose. That was good."
Lincoln: "Can't be that bad. But this isn't the only thing we're gonna do today. There's another spot to take you to."
(Lincoln and Taylor leave Burpin' Burger and start walking. Taking a glance at Lincoln, Taylor is unsure if the Loud boy she's spending the day with has any ill-willed ulterior motives or not, thereby testing her trust of him.)
Taylor: "I wanna ask you something, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "Yeah? Let's hear it."
Taylor: "A couple days back, when I was at your house… Was that big naked man really you?"
Lincoln: (feeling uneasy to answer) "Uh… um… No, it wasn't. That wasn't the real me. That's not what I'm like. At all."
Taylor: "What?"
Lincoln: "Trust me. I wouldn't do that type of thing… Ever."
Taylor "Before I left, I saw three more of you like that, and it scared the hell out of me."
Lincoln: (in his head) "Damn it, girls! Just talk to me before pulling crazy schemes like this!"
(Lincoln then turns to Taylor, with a nervous sigh.)
Lincoln: (to Taylor) "Look, I can assure you I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Honest. I can show you how I really am… If you give me this chance…" (holds his hand out to Taylor) "What do you say?"
Taylor: (sighs; takes his hand) "Fine… But if you try to pull any fast ones on me, I will stuff you in the nearest dumpster. Got it?"
(Lincoln gulps and shakes his head timidly in agreement.)
Taylor: "Good… "
(Before they know it, Lincoln and Taylor have made it to the park entrance, where Lincoln guides her to the swings. The two sit in swings next to each other as Lincoln starts moving back and forth, while Taylor sits still and watches him with her arms crossed.)
Lincoln: "Try this out, Taylor. It's really fun."
Taylor: (scoffs) "I'm too old for this."
Lincoln: "It's just a swing set! Join me!"
(Lincoln goes higher and higher as he laughs with excitement. Soon, Taylor gradually rocks back and forth on the swing she's on, getting higher and higher in the air as she does.)
Taylor: "Wow, this is actually kinda fun…"
(Taylor goes up and down with Lincoln on the swing sets as they laugh.)
Lincoln: "Woo-hoo! Yeah!"
(After swinging together for a while, Lincoln stops and starts walking around dizzily until he faceplants on the sand, getting Taylor to snicker a bit.)
Taylor: "Looks like he got off the wrong ride…"
(Lncoln gets up and spits out some sand that got into his mouth, he got sand on his clothes and his eyes.)
Lincoln: "Oh, god, I need to get this off…"
(Lincoln gets up and wipes the sand off his body, only to be tackled into the sand by Taylor.)
Taylor: (chuckling) "Gotcha, snowball!"
Lincoln: "Ah, Taylor! Now there's more sand on me!"
(Taylor starts rolling around in the sand, then sits up.)
Taylor: "You're not alone there…"
(Lincoln then rolls his eyes as he laughs.)
Lincoln: "Let's head to the bathroom to get this sand off."
(Lincoln and Taylor then walk away from the sand pit and head near the bathroom.)
Talyor: "Gonna go use the water fountain for my eyes."
(Lincoln then tries to find the bathroom, and sees the door.)
Lincoln: "Okay, there."
(Lincoln enters the bathroom and turns on the sink.)
Lincoln: (in his head) "Being friends with Taylor is gonna take a lot of getting used to, but at least she's more chill today than I thought she would. Let's end this day strong, Linc, and you won't have to deal with this dilemma ever again…" (sighs) "And hope my sisters stay more in line in the future…"
(Lincoln exits the bathroom as he meets up with Taylor. However, she's not standing outside. A curious Lincoln starts looking around to see where Taylor is, until he's suddenly pulled into the ladies' room.)
Lincoln: "Hey! What's going on, bub?"
(It turns out that Taylor was the one who grabbed him.)
Lincoln: "Taylor, what are you doing?"
Taylor: (whispering) "Shut up! Do you wanna get caught?"
Lincoln: (whispers) "You dragged me in here! Why are we even in here?"
Taylor: "Alright, listen up. I want you to do something for me."
Lincoln: (suspicious) "Which is?"
Taylor: "It's simple…"
Lincoln: (jumping to a conclusion) "No… no way! I can't do that!"
Taylor: "It'll be just a minute… Also, lemme finish, you didn't know what I was gonna say."
Lincoln: "Fine, go on."
Taylor: "I need to know what the hell has been going on with you. If those guys at your house weren't you, then where were you?"
(Lincoln sighs, knowing that he needs to tell the whole truth to Taylor.)
Lincoln: "Okay, I'll talk. It's gonna sound pretty confusing, but…"
TWENTY MINUTES LATER…
Lincoln: "And that's the whole story. I'm supposed to be in Hawaii right now, but I have to take care of this problem with you."
Taylor: "Your wacko sisters have been making other yous? And they were the ones that did it to me?"
Lincoln: "Yes, they made clones of me because they were missing me, and tricked you into coming over to bang you in apparent retaliation of you bullying me. I'm all innocent in this situation."
Taylor: "Oh… That little pony-tailed bitch!"
Lincoln: "Wait, Lynn's really sorry about this too. I talked to her about it, and she's working to fix this mess… Now, what do you say we take this conversation out of here before someone sees me?"
Taylor "Okay, fine."
(Lincoln and Taylor exit the park and make their way to Gus' Games & Grub as the final stop of their day out.)
Taylor: "Gus'… Not bad, I like this place."
Lincoln: "One of the best spots in town, I'll say."
(The two go inside, and get some tokens to play the arcade games with. The first one they play is Dance Battle.)
Lincoln: "Came here with one of my old friends, Ronnie Anne, during the school dance."
Taylor: "No way you could beat me. Been a Dance Battle master since the third grade."
(The two then start the game as they begin dancing to the music and rhythm.)
Lincoln: "Uh, yeah, work it!"
(Lincoln sees Taylor is getting more points than him, so he dances faster as his score goes higher.)
Taylor: "Getting there, but you're still gonna be number 2, Loud."
Lincoln: "Not on my watch!"
(Lincoln dances even faster and so does Taylor, as their scores are neck and neck. Soon, Taylor beats Lincoln's score by 1,000 points.)
Taylor: "Ha, in your face!"
Lincoln: "Dang it."
(Next, Lincoln and Taylor start up a versus match on the Muscle Fish machine against each other.)
Lincoln:"I am the king of this game, there's no way you can dethrone me!"
Taylor: "Hmm… We'll see about that…"
(Lincoln chooses Muscle Fish while Taylor chooses Dr. Piranha, then they begin the match. Once the match starting counter gets to "Fight!", Lincoln begins inputting a devastating combo to steadily deplete Taylor's health bar.)
Taylor: "What?! How'd you do that?!"
Lincoln: "Command inputs! I know them all!"
Taylor: "Why you little! Take this!"
(Taylor just mashes her buttons and she performs a combo, getting Lincoln down to half his health.)
Lincoln: "Oh, so you're one of the button masher types…"
Taylor: "I never played this game before, alright?"
(Lincoln and Taylor continue to play as Lincoln does a finishing move, earning him the first knockout.)
Lincoln: (sighs contently) "Ready to get destroyed in round 2?"
Taylor: "I'm gonna beat you first!"
(They start Round 2, as Taylor sees the command inputs on the left side of the machine and smiles deviously. She then starts doing the corresponding buttons and control stick prompts to initiate Dr. Piranha's special move, catching Lincoln by surprise.)
Lincoln: "Oh, that's beginner's luck!"
Taylor: "You're just jealous of my mastery, that's all."
(Lincoln presses the kick button three times and does an air combo, catching Taylor off-guard, who does a triple combo on Lincoln in retaliation.)
Lincoln: "No fair!"
Taylor: "Here comes the finisher!"
(Lincoln holds down on the control stick to block Taylor's final attack. He successfully takes minimal damage and the finisher leaves Taylor wide open for a counterattack, leading to her loss.)
Lincoln: "Probably should have told you the finishers in this game have a lotta end lag."
Taylor: "Damn it!"
Lincoln: "Yeah, I win!"
Taylor: "Well… Not bad, kid." (gives Lincoln a high-five)
Lincoln: "Thanks, you were good too. Wanna grab a root beer while we're here?"
Taylor: "Sure."
(Lincoln and Taylor sit in a booth next to each other while sipping on their beverages.)
Lincoln: "How was this day so far, for you?"
Taylor: "It was actually pretty alright."
Lincoln: "That's good to hear. This is honestly a good change of pace. Being able to get along instead of getting pushed around…"
Taylor: "Yeah.." (laughs) "This is pretty enjoyable."
(Taylor takes a sip as she belches a little bit, as both of them chuckle.)
Lincoln: "That was a little funny."
Taylor: (playfully) "Shut it, dude…"
(Lincoln looks out the window and sees that it's nearing sunset.)
Lincoln: "Anything else you wanna do before the sun goes down?"
Taylor: "Nothing I can think of, I probably want to confront Lynn about that whole banging thing."
Lincoln: "If that's what you want, then fine. But lemme do the talking."
(Taylor nods as she and Lincoln leave Gus' as they head to the Loud House. They enter inside.)
Rita: "Aw, sweetie, you're back! Did you have a good time?"
Lincoln: "Uh huh, we had a great time."
(Taylor laughs as she rubs Lincoln's head, the sisters walk down the stairs.)
Lynn: "Hey, little bro, did things work out?"
Taylor: "Yeah, it did… Mind if I have a word with you, Lynn?"
Lynn: "Um, sure…"
(Taylor and Lynn head upstairs. Lincoln follows them to make sure things don't get out of hand.)
Taylor: "Okay, let's set some things straight here, ponytail! You had no reason pulling off a stunt like that. There were like a bajillion other ways to get through to me!"
Lynn: (laughs sheepishly) "Yeesh, we weren't thinking clearly then."
Leni: "Well, I–."
Lola: "Not a good time, Leni."
Lynn: "But you got the chance to see more of what Lincoln is like… Plus, I know better now…"
Taylor: "I suppose… but if you and your crony sisters do that to me again, you're gonna get it, Lynn… All of you." (sighs) "I'll see you later."
(Taylor then starts to leave the house, but not before waving goodbye at Lincoln while blushing.)
Lincoln: "See ya." (to Lynn and the others) "You know, if you girls would've just told me about the Taylor plan, we could've called her and fixed it like this."
Lynn: (sighs) "Sorry, Linc. We didn't want to eat into your vacation time with that. But yeah, we really should've thought it over more instead of doing that useless revenge tactic. Probably could've gone with whatever Leni had in mind instead."
Leni: "Told ya so."
Lola: "Yeah, yeah."
Lisa: "Here, I put in the coordinates to Hawaii, brother." (gives Lincoln one of her watches) "Should return you to your resort room."
Lincoln: "Thank you."
(Lincoln takes an aging pill in his hand before leaving, then warps back to his Hawaiian hotel room with his sisters waving farewell.)
Lynn: "Glad that mess is behind us now…"
Rita: (glares at Lynn and the sisters) "Yeah, it is… since Taylor was okay with all this, I'll let this slide… But if you girls get into another situation like this and disturb your brother's vacation time again, you're grounded!"
Loud Sisters: "Yes, Mom…"
(Rita then goes back downstairs.)
Lynn: "That was a close one."
Lola: "Yeah, no thanks to you, sweat-head."
Luna: "Shouldn't be that hard to stay out of trouble for the next week or so."
