(Back at the Loud House, Lynn is pushed up against a wall by a Lincoln clone on her tippy toes and gets her asshole ravaged by his cock.)

Lynn: "That's it, Linc! Make me take it up the ass like a good bitch!"

Lincoln Clone #1: "Take this log, sporty-head!"

(The Lincoln clone squeezes on Lynn's breast as she moans, he lifts Lynn's leg up as he penetrates her asshole deeper as she bites her lip. The other Lincoln is tending to the other four girls, much to their joy.)

Nadia: "Oh, this is so worth coming over for!"

Margo: "You're lucky I like hot dogs, because boy am I hungry…" (sucks the clone's cock while titfucking him)

Lynn: "We got actual hot dogs in the fridge for later."

Margo: "Sweet! Chili dogs?"

Lynn: "Yep!"

Margo: "Until then, I'll enjoy this…"

(Margo deepthroats the clone's cock as he licks away at Nadia's snatch in joy; he's also fingering Maddie's cooch and groping Lainey's chest.)

Lainey: "Yes, squeeze my titties!"

(The other Lincoln clone grips Lynn's neck and has her arch her back as he makes his last few anal thrusts. Next thing she knows, Lynn feels the clone's dick twitching and filling her butt with his paste.

Lynn: "Yeah! Fill me up!"

(The clone fingers Lynn's snatch amidst his cumming in Lynn's butt, making her stick out her tongue.)

Lynn: (panting) "Oh, that was amazing… Talk about endurance…"

(The clone pulls out of Lynn as her privates leak of semen. She then lays on the couch and stretches her arms and legs.)

Lynn: "I'm gonna lie down for just a sec."

(The other clone is now doing Lainey in her pussy as she moans in joy, she then kisses Lincoln on the lips.)

Lainey: "Let's see how good you pitch…"

(Lainey presses her hands down on the clone's chest as she sashays her hips from side to side, grinding his cock against her insides.)

Lincoln Clone #1: "Wanna see how I swing it? Well, here I go!"

(The clone sits up and makes slow, but powerful thrusts into Lainey, as she feels the bulge from his member sliding in and out from her belly.)

Lainey: "Oh yeah… That's the stuff right there."

(The second Lincoln clone walks up to Nadia on the recliner, and stands in front of her with his cock swaying from side to side and enticing her.)

Lincoln Clone #2: "Want a taste of this bad boy?" (strokes his cock)

Nadia: "Give it to me!"

(Nadia grabs the clone's cock by the base with both hands and sucks on it. Maddie and Margo stand up and begin smooching the clone across his face. On the couch, Lynn sits up and watches with delight at her friends having fun with the clones.)

Lynn: "Go easy on them, girls. I'll be right back with some grub." (gets up and enters the kitchen)

(Lynn gathers some hot dogs and then boils them in a pot on the stove. Meanwhile, upstairs, Lola is still in her adult form, wearing pink towels over her body and hair, as her Lincoln clone is carrying her in his arms with just a white towel around his waist.)

Lola: "Thank you, Linky… You know how to make your Queen feel really special…"

Lincoln Clone #3: "At your service…"

(The clone takes Lola to her room and sets her down on her bed.)

Lincoln Clone #3: "Is there anything else you need, your highness?"

Lola: "Fetch me some outfits for the day from the closet, if you please…"

(With that, the Lincoln clone begins rummaging through Lola's closet and takes out three hangers holding three different outfits. The first outfit is a pink tank top with white short shorts, the second outfit is a pink dress with a magenta headband, and the third outfit is a pink T-shirt with blue jeans.)

Lola: "Hmm… I think I'll wear something cooler for the summer heat… Pass me the first hanger."

(The clone gives Lola the hanger with the tank top and short shorts, as she begins to go through her nightstand drawer.)

Lola: "Do I wanna use lingerie today, or go commando? Decisions, decisions…"

(Lola then thinks as she snaps her fingers.)

Lola: "Eh, I'll just slip on a bra and panties."

(While Lola is looking through her drawer, the Lincoln clone gets drawn to her perky bubble butt. He starts crawling over to Lola and stuffs his face in between her buttocks, lapping his tongue away at her butthole. This makes Lola gasp in surprise, crossing her legs together.)

Lola: "Oh… Linky, your tongue's so good… Mmm…"

Lincoln Clone #3: "There could be faster access to this delicious ass if you didn't bother with the underwear…"

Lola: "Okay, fine, just a quickie…"

(Lola then shakes her butt as the clone licks it, causing her to moan softly.)

Lola: "Yeah, lick me deep…"

(The clone then fingers Lola's snatch as he licks her asshole further. Lola's pussy gets so wet from his fingers, that her pussy juice drips down her legs and makes the clone's hand all moist.)

Lola: "Oh, that feels great, hon…"

(The clone grips Lola's calves, as he switches over to eating out Lola's drenched pussy, making her moan out loud in lust.)

Lola: "Lick me like ice cream… Oh, I should get some ice cream later."

(As Lola keeps getting pleasured by her Lincoln clone's tongue, we cut to Lisa and Lily's room, where Lisa is looking at her ringing phone while she's sitting on the lap of another Lincoln clone that's doing her in the butt.)

Lisa: "Excuse me, but I have to take this… Now, who could this be during my private intimacy hours?" (answers phone) "Greetings, Lisa Loud here…"

???: "Oh, hello there, Miss Loud. It's me, Dr. Linnaeus. But you can just call me Carol."

Lisa: (sighs; pinches bridge of nose) "What do you want from me? I'm a little preoccupied at the moment."

Dr. Linnaeus: "Was just calling to do a little checking up on you… Come across any new scientific breakthroughs?"

Lisa: "Funny you mention that, I just came across a new element titled Nunya."

Dr. Linnaeus: "Nunya?"

Lisa: "Yeah, Nunya business, or Incognito's, for that matter!"

Dr. Linnaeus: "Oh… So that's how you're gonna be today, Lisa…"

Lisa: "Yes, cause I'm very busy at the moment…"

Dr. Linnaeus: "Alright, I understand… But the materials you have been purchasing with your research funds have been… Questionable, to say the least."

(Dr. Linnaeus takes out a tablet from her desk drawer, which has Lisa's recent financial history pulled up on it.)

Lisa: "Wha- How did you find out about that? Who was the cretin that told you about it?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "Looks like you have been investing in quite a monumental amount of skin care, hair care, and protein products in the month of May…"

Lisa: "What I do with my financial backing is nothing of your concern!"

Dr. Linnaeus: "Must be taking quite a liking to marine biology, what with all the water receptacles you've been paying the construction for at your residence…"

Lisa: "Yes… For research purposes."

Dr. Linnaeus: "You're sounding much more childish today, Miss Loud… In spite of having a much more mature voice now… What have you been doing with yourself lately to get your vocal cords like that?"

Lisa: "Uh… A voice modulation speaker?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "I don't suppose we could make this a video call… I want to see the little girl genius I've been competing with over the past few years…"

Lisa: "Now, wait just a-"

(The call on Lisa's phone abruptly ends, and she gets a pop-up notification about a video chat with Dr. Linnaeus starting up.)

Lisa: "Oh, great! She's gonna see my exposed adult physique, and know something is up…" (to the Lincoln clone) "I apologize, but our coitus will have to be cut short…"

Lincoln Clone #4: "Dang it."

(Lisa escorts the clone in the closet, as she takes a de-aging pill, reverting her back to her young kid self. She then gets dressed in her usual green turtleneck sweater and magenta pants as she turns on her laptop.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Well, well, well, if it isn't little Lisa Loud in the flesh."

Lisa: (nervous) "Salutations, Carol…"

Dr. Linnaeus: "You're getting pretty winded and sweaty there… And your voice is sounding normal now…"

Lisa: "Yeah… Have been tinkering in the old lab for the majority of the day… Testing out my voice modulator device…" (chuckles sheepishly)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Alright, let's see it, then. Come bring it out."

(Lisa looks around the room anxiously, trying to see what she could use as a diversion.)

Lisa: "Uh… I'll be right with you momentarily…"

(Lisa turns her camera off and hops off her bed, running out of the room. Unbeknownst to Lisa, Dr. Linnaeus turns Lisa's camera back on and uses her computer to hone in on Lisa's desk, which has various beakers and jars sitting atop it; she pays direct attention to two jars labeled "Aging Pills" and "De-Aging Pills".)

Dr. Linnaeus: (in her head) "So that's her game, huh?"

(Lisa frantically looks around the house to find some items that could pass as a voice modulator. So, she takes Lincoln's walkie talkie and Lynn's megaphone.)

Lisa: "This ought to work…"

(Lisa takes both items, as she rushes back to her room. Dr. Linnaeus quickly turns Lisa's camera off when she hears footsteps approaching the bedroom door, and Lisa grabs the final part; a toy microphone sitting next to the foot of Lily's crib.)

Lisa: "I'm back now. And this is my voice modulator…"

(Lisa turns her camera on and shows Dr. Linnaeus her voice modulator, which is really just the toy microphone shoved inside of the megaphone, with the walkie-talkie taped to the side of the megaphone.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Uh-huh, interesting design that you went with. On the more primitive side, by the looks of it…"

Lisa: "The power on it is running very low. So, I unfortunately can't demonstrate it. Anyway, farewell…" (about to close the video chat)

Dr. Linneaus: "Up, up, up… Not so fast, Miss Loud… You're hiding a little secret project, aren't you? One involving… the manipulation of the human growth process?"

(Lisa gasps in horror, as Dr. Linneaus sits in her chair with a smug grin, with her arms crossed.)

Dr. Linneaus: "I presume that your uses for such a breakthrough have been… less than suitable for work and its potential. Perhaps more specifically, for rampant intercourse with reckless abandon…"

(Lisa is sweating, knowing how Dr. Linnaeus caught on to her huge secret with her discovery.)

Lisa: "You knew… But how?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "I have my ways… In other matters, I have a proposition for you…"

Lisa: "What kind?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "I want you to reveal your partner with whom you engage in mating… And I want to schedule a visit with him next week… Or else, I spill the beans on your hormonal escapades. Now, tell me… Who is it? Come on…"

Lisa: (sighs) "Fine… it's my… B-brother… Lincoln…"

Dr. Linnaeus: "I see."

Lisa: "Well, why'd you need to see my brother next week?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "That will be secret only to me. And my, my… How low you have stooped, Miss Loud… Resorting to getting family members to play in your sexual charades…"

Lisa: "But I wasn't the one who started this…" (in her mind) "It was all Lori…"

Dr. Linnaeus: "No matter… Tell this Lincoln fellow to meet me at this address on Wednesday at 3:00." (starts typing) "Save this address somewhere."

(Lisa looks to see that Dr. Linnaeus typed in the location to her office in the chat box.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Ta-ta, Lisa…" (logs off)

(Before the meeting closes, Lisa highlights the text containing the address and saved it into a text file. She then closes her laptop and bites her lip in worry.)

Lisa: "Oh man, oh man… This is not good… Sure, Lincoln will be back from his vacation, but he won't be happy about this…"

Lincoln Clone #4: "Can I come out of the closet now?"

(Just then, Lisa started to get an idea.)

Lisa: "Why, yes. You can come out now. We have some important business to attend to today. Now, come here so I can fill you in on the details."

(Lisa opens her computer back up and shows the Lincoln clone the address she saved and starts to video call Dr. Linnaeus again.)

Lisa: "Hope this works. When I made the clones, I didn't implement Lincoln's self-awareness into them. That way, they're easier to cooperate with…"

(Dr. Linnaeus answers the video call, then sees Lisa sitting next to the Lincoln clone, who's sitting down on his knees.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Back so soon?"

Lisa: "Managed to get a hold of Lincoln here, and he'd be delighted to meet you right now. Say hello, elder brother."

Lincoln Clone #4: "Hi there, scientist lady."

Dr. Linnaeus: "Hmm, so this is him…" (in her mind) "Bet she's up to something."

Lisa: "I was thinking… What need is there to wait 1 week in order to witness his performance? We could simply come over to your place today. What do you say, sound enticing?"

Dr. Linnaeus: "Perhaps, but my schedule is tightly packed… I'll see if I can squeeze him in."

Lisa: "Fantastic! Please notify us when to arrive."

Dr. Linnaeus: "Okay." (signs off)

(Downstairs, Rita is drinking some tea as Lori gets a bottle of water from the fridge.)

Lori: "I know we can't bother Lincoln on his vacation, but can we at least call him just to make sure he's doing alright?"

Rita: "I'm sure he's fine, Lori. I bet he's having a great time."

IN HAWAII…

(Lincoln and Susanna are now sitting together on stools in front of a tropical bar, drinking fruit smoothies out of coconut-shaped cups.)

Susanna: "You live with that many sisters?"

Lincoln: "Uh huh, and I love them all. So… what's with this ex-boyfriend of yours?"

Susanna: "Oh, well, Freddie… He honestly never gave a crap about me, he only liked me for how I looked. We only dated for like four mouths."

Lincoln: "What led to you dumping him?"

Susanna: "Well one time, he was so desperate to fuck me, he snuck into my apartment at 2 in the morning and hid in my closet."

Lincoln: "Whoa, creep alert…"

Susanna: "And by the time I woke up and went to take a shower, he snuck into the bathroom and scared the hell out of me."

Lincoln: "That's rough, Suse."

Susanna: "I know, and I was devastated for a few days because of that embarrassing time."

Lincoln: "Sorry to hear that."

Susanna: "Thank you. Y'know, I kinda wanna know what's out there in the other states other than Hawaii."

Lincoln: "I come from Michigan, so I have some insight into what it's like there…"

Susanna: "Aw, cool."

Lincoln: "More specifically, I'm from Royal Woods. Any chance you've heard of it? Ring any bells?"

Susanna: "Hmm… Not really… What's it like there?"

Lincoln: "It's a pretty humble, little town. Usually never a dull moment there, thanks to my sisters. Although it gets us into trouble sometimes, it helps liven things up."

Susanna: "Wow, seems great."

Lincoln: "Yep, so what do you wanna do now?"

Susanna: "Wanna see my apartment for a little bit?"

Lincoln: "Sure thing."

(Lincoln and Susanna get up and start walking. Lincoln stretches his hand out to Susanna's and holds hers firmly. She looks down to see their hands together, and smiles at Lincoln, walking closer to him.)

Susanna: "Good thing it's a short walk to my apartment, so I don't have to drive there."

Lincoln: "Good call."