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"Introducing the Evil General of Finance and Information... Porno, leader of the Slut Squad, Secretary and Advisor of Evil."

Porno disliked the fact that Naruto changed the name of her unit, but she sat down at her seat of the table. The seat gained a spot light that shined on it in an otherwise dark room, and she was in her full General Gear, which was just her normal gear, but she had added a ring on her finger that had a spiral on it.

She silently just placed her documents on the table in front of her.

"Now, introducing the Evil General of Robotics and Biology... Scientist-san, who will be taken the Misfortunate Misfits unit!"

Scientist, wearing her actual black clothes this time, though as barely there as they were, had added a spiral ring that was hanging from a necklace, hidden in her cleavage when she moved too much. Since her hands were usually covered by the sleeves of her oversized lab coat, but her massive chest still ended up hiding her ring often enough. She placed a couple of files on the desk in front of her.

"I report success, GG-chan has been finished. I turned a quirkless girl into our first mutated monster, giving her all the powers of a cockroach." Scientist-san reported her success in creating the first minion of her Misfortunate Misfits. She wanted to recruit some grunts that could do physical labor and be used as experiment subjects. "I request more funding."

"Show results." Porno stated before anyone else could respond.

"Now introducing the Evil General of Better Robotics and Security... Ivanka Robotnik, the Eggmaam."

Eggmaam sat down and crossed her legs, well dressed with her spiral ring on her thumb instead of her fingers. She didn't have any files to put on the table, instead she took a remote out and a small hologram appeared in front of her. A hologram that showed their small base and all of the security measures that she had added. She had been forced to deactivate all of her traps aimed at Naruto, for fear of Porno exacting revenge against her.

"I deserve more funding."

"Show results." Porno stated the second that Eggmaam stated her desire.

"Finally, the Evil General of Even Better Robotics and Occultism... Loremaster, the Demon-"

"Angel, I'm an Angel in disguise." Loremaster instantly corrected, when she walked in, and her clothes were her usual business attire with a lab coat, only now one of her white horns had a spiral ring around it. She sat in her seat with a glance towards Eggmaam, who was the only one of the Generals to try and betray their leader within the first week of working for him. "... I'll show results if you give me more funding." Loremaster nervously, shiftily, spoke as she made eye contact with Porno.

"Results. First."

"Now finally, the most foxy bastard in Japan. The man that holds the entire world hostage. The infinite dreamer, who can attain everything and anything his heart so desires... the Leader of Spiral... Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto introduced himself as a light shined down on him at the head of the meeting table. He had been sitting down the entire time, only he had his feet on the table as he leaned back. "Now, Loremaster, lets address this... you have no goons, fix that." Naruto pointed a finger to the woman.

"You destroyed my goons."

"You need to fix this problem. Scientist-san has GG-chan, and Eggmaam has her Badniks... you need to make more. Scientist-san, get more minions as well, and is this GG-chan?" Naruto asked as he looked at a taller, tan-skinned woman.

Porno raised an eyebrow.

The girl was pale skinned before the transformation, and her hair had not been white. She had been pretty normal looking honestly, but now she was a exotic beauty. Porno wanted to stick her head between her thighs and go to town, or motorboat her breasts. The girl wore shinobi-like gear, befitting of the abilities that she had been given.

"GG-chan reporting for duty sir."

"Gotcha, gotcha... lets test your strength. Come at me with all you've got, don't hold back even slightly." Naruto stated as he stood up and backed away from the table. "Lets see the power of a monster, verse the power of the almighty me." Naruto said confidently as he crossed his arms in front of himself.

Loremaster and Eggmaam looked interested in observing this, with Loremaster getting her tablet out to type out everything she saw. Eggmaam started to record everything.

"Great, I want to see GG-chan in action, go ahead, show him your skill."

Fast.

GG-chan's eyes became black and serious with her hair changing into a darker color, her hair gaining insect-like antenna. She had pulled out 2 kunai and slashed at Naruto with both of them, not holding back as she vanished in the blink of an eye again. Small tapping and clicking noises filling the area as she ran around Naruto and would attack from random directions.

"Fast, but not too fast... you're above the average hero. Impressive, and you were born quirkless too... no signs that your body is being strained either." Naruto grabbed her nose between his thumb and forefinger. She was stopped in her tracks, yelping in pain as Naruto just held onto her nose tightly. "Good, good work Scientist-san, and not only strong, but you picked a real looker. Attractiveness is just as important, it sets villains apart from super villains." Naruto played with GG-chan by forcing her to follow where he was pulling her nose.

'How did he keep up with her speed, even I couldn't follow it.' Loremaster took notes at light speed, her eyes never leaving Naruto.

Eggmaam leaned back with her frown dropping slightly.

'I thought that yellow glowing power was his quirk, but even without using that, he was able to catch her... and her kunai aren't even scratching him. His reaction time and durability are so very different than energy projection.'

"Sexiness is important?" GG-chan asked, but her voice came out funny thanks to him gripping her nose.

"It is to me at least! If the villain is strong and hot, then nobody can mock them for looking awful or being weak. No matter how evil you are, as long as you look good, then somebody, somewhere is going to simp for you... and simps can be turned into loyal minions."

"Simps are good for money, and takingt heir virginity is amusing." Porno deadpanned to some extent, but she picked up her files and tossed one of them to the middle of the table. "This is the first target, this hospital has several patients who have been exposed to the drug Trigger."

"Trigger, the Quirk Enhancing drug?"

"The very same." Porno stood up. "One of my girls managed to get fucked by a guy who claimed to be a dealer, tried to get her to use it. She's Quirkless though... he sells the drugs in this general area." Porno tossed a map on the table, with a red circle marked.

"The goal... kidnap several people who used Trigger, and use their blood to develop out own Anti-Trigger... Quirk Weakening Drugs. Who wants to take this mission?" Porno offered the three generals.

"I've got this... and can I do whatever I want to the people I study?" Loremaster raised her hand, accepting the mission that would be given to her. Kidnapping people was well within what she was capable of.

"As if some angel-wannabe could succeed without any minions or goons... and you call yourself the Even Better Robotics general?" Eggmaam mocked with a wide grin. She and Loremaster locked eyes for a moment.

Porno slid the documents to Loremaster.

She tossed more on the table.

"This is Best Jeanist, a Pro Hero who boasts incredible fame and popularity... he's a big dork for neat and tidy things. So, somebody needs to make him lose his cool on TV... this job is simple. Piss off Best Jeanist and lower his reputation." Porno introduced the next mission.

Scientist-san raised a hand.

"What does this do?"

"Villains are always suppose to be a thorn in the heroes side. No matter if a villain wins or loses, they leave the heroes pissed off. Best Jeanist is known to always keep his cool... so it would be an achievement to make him scream on national TV." Naruto explained his plot with an amused grin.

"Cool, I accept."

"Good, GG-chan and Scientist-san, piss off Best Jeanist... and now onto Porno's job."

"What if I want the job?" Eggmaam asked, but Porno tossed the file onto the table.

"Seduction, the job is to go undercover and see about exposing a Top 10 Heroe's fetishes. I'm the best girl for the job, since I'm a pro at fucking, sucking, and then ducking out." Porno explained why she was the only one for the job. Information gathering was kind of her General thing anyway. "Now, finally onto your job... break into UA Academy and find a way to install a bug into their firewalls."

"The hardest mission goes to me of course, as the most capable villain."

"Actually, since I'm holding the entire world hostage, there isn't a mission harder than my mission. Being the leader of 4 evil generals, isn't easy." Naruto bragged, turning his nose up. "In fact, I'm so evil, when I die and go to Hell, I bet that will just be the next place I take over." Naruto stood up and in a show of confidence, put a foot on the table.

"Everyone has their job this week, now get to it." Porno stated as they were all passed their files with the info they needed for their jobs.

Naruto sat down in his chair and leaned back.

It was fun being the bad guy.

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