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"So the path to evil is not so easy is it?"

"Screw you Porno!"

Failure meant punishment, even more so for those who had failed and had previously been guilty of treason against Naruto. So Eggmaam was getting punished, and what better punishment than taking the newly named Egg-Rider (Named by Porno) for a spin. So, without asking Naruto, she took the punishment and applied it.

AKA - It was a dildo fucking machine.

Eggmaam was strapped to it for 1 hour to start with, since honestly, Porno could see it was a honest mistake. Still, failure meant punishment, and failure combined with betrayal meant worse punishment.

"Get dressed." Porno tossed Eggmaam's uniform onto the floor, and just pressed a button on the wall to disengage the machine. The blindfold around her eyes fell to the ground, just as Naruto walked in with Loremaster. Eggmaam looked at Loremaster, who was dragging a young man behind her, with the man being tied up. "Na... Boss." Porno could see a kidnap victim when she saw one, and Loremaster had kidnapped a boy.

That meant not referring to Naruto by a non-formal name.

"Loremaster captured a boy who was in the hospital treating his Trigger side effects... so I want you to increase her funding." Naruto stated with a grin. Porno raised an eyebrow and looked at Loremaster, who grabbed the boy's mouth and forced it open. She then pinched his tongue and pulled it out. She revealed his tongue to be blackened by drugs, though he himself was now normal or his quirk just didn't have that much of an effect on his physical appearance at least.

Eggmaam finished getting dressed in time to see Loremaster smiling at her.

Not saying a word, just smiling.

"Yeah, I kidnapped him... from right under the noses of all the heroes staying at that hospital, and of course I made sure to leave a spiral on the wall." Loremaster explained her success in the kidnapping to Porno, who noted that. She used her tablet to note the achievement at the very least, though she looked at the kidnap victim again.

"Yes!"

Naruto jumped at the news of the cool way that Loremaster left a spiral, she had no given that info to him.

"So, Boss, why do you need Anti-Trigger... to weaken the heroes and villains, so that only your Quirk reigns supreme?" Loremaster asked, and now that she was finished getting dressed, Eggmaam payed attention to the conversation that might give her a clue to beating her boss in the future.

He laughed.

"Why would I need to worry about weakening my enemy's quirks... if anything, weakening their reputations is good enough. I mean, no hero has been able to make a cure to Trigger... so if a villain does it, then that is super humiliating." Naruto laughed at the very prospect of needing to weaken others to make himself stronger. "I'm holding the entire world hostage, they just don't know it yet." Naruto repeated with a grin.

Loremaster subtly scanned Naruto's body.

She looked at his Quirk.

"Ah... I see..." Loremaster looked at the data with a raised eyebrow.

P.A.

"I see... yes... I see... yes..." Loremaster was just stunned to see her scanner give her a diagram of how his quirk was used and what it did. She made the scanner so that she could learn about the quirks of humans she planned to capture and use for her experiments.

Yes, it was impossible to defeat him.

With the data she getting, and the extra data that was coming along with it, she could understand why he was so confidence. No, less than confidence, she didn't understand him now. She couldn't fathom why he was the way he was if this was his ability.

It wasn't a Quirk.

"Trying to scan me... whoops..." Naruto broke her scanner with a chop of his hand, while Porno made a note.

"Please come with me for your readjustment... don't worry, we'll take away that pesky knowledge... sorry, but the Boss doesn't want anyone to know what his ability is until he can reveal it in a cool way." Porno quoted Naruto, while Naruto looked at the captured boy.

He released the boy from his bindings.

"You're free to go if you want, it takes away for Porno to train a person's memories away... or you can stay, we can cure you of the effects of Trigger, and you can become a villain under one of my Generals." Naruto gave an offer to the boy. He then pushed the boy into a chair, and the chair strapped him down. Naruto sat down next to the boy, and he pointed at the wall.

A video started to play.

"Villainy and you, the grunts guide to being a villain and how it can benefit your life."

"But before you decide, you should watch this." He could only add, to further influence the choice of the boy in order to make him a villain.

-Hours Later-

"What is wrong Best Jeanist, can't hit me?" GG was going full speed, and fibers that tried to catch her just could not keep up. She ran literal circles around the popular hero, who was stripped half naked by his own quirk, using his clothes as extra fibers to control.

"You can do it GG-chan."

Scientist-san was captured by one of her own creations, a giant flower with tentacles, which were wrapped around her waist and boobs, squeezing them. The heroes didn't even have to capture her, because she did it for them,. Best Jeanist was getting annoyed, and while he kept a cool face on the outside, on the inside he was steaming mad.

He couldn't catch this girl.

She couldn't touch him, because if she ran in a straight line at him, then he could hit her, so she focused on just forcing him to waste his time trying and failing to land a blow. Her speed meant very little in the matter of her defeating him.

"Stop that clicking noise, it is disturbing."

"I can't help being part cockroach!" GG screamed with tears streaming down her face.

"GG-chan, mutated quirkless girl, given super powers by me, Evil General of Spiral... yes, it was I who gave her these amazing powers. If anyone wants to to get amazing... ow... ow... owowowowowow." Scientist-san could only squeek in pain when her own creation started to kill and molest her at the same time. It would seem that just being her creation did not mean it was loyal to her at all. "GG-chan, please save me... it's squeezing my guts out... and I don't know what end they are going to come out... my bets are on owowowowow." Scientist-san joked about her own imminent demise.

GG chopped off the tentacle that was holding Scientist-san, just for her to land in Best Jeanist's fibers and get captured all over again.

"Got you... would you please stop making those sounds! It makes me feel like I'm going to vomit!" Best Jeanist shouted at GG when she ran passed the fibers and cut them, freeing Scientist-san so that she could save her from prison. The filthy sounds of bugs running could only be described as unpleasing to the ears for him, and inm his half-dressed state against an annoying hard to hit enemy, that noise pushed him over the edge.

GG-chan saw the man lose his cool.

She escaped with her General under her arm.

-Back at Base-

"This is Grunt A, he's new... he belongs to you, do with him what you want as a reward for the mission complete. Your next mission is to take Best Jeanist's belts." Naruto gave Scientist-san her next mission.

"So increased funding?"

"No, your performance was abyssmal. You made us look like a joke, so no increased funding until you show some real power." Porno answered before Naruto. She refused to increase funding to a General who had her own creations turn against her during her very first battle. "Good work GG-chan, you can go shower... and if you leave me your pants, I'll sew them back up."

"Huh?"

"Your ass has been hanging out." Naruto responded as he leaned down and blew a breath of heated air right against GG-chan's browned peach ass. At some point one of Best Jeanist's attacks must hacve scrapped against the clothes on her backside. Naruto enjoyed the view, before GG-chan blushed and ran away.

"Sexual harassment."

"I'm a villain." Naruto responded to Porno's statement.

"I made sure to give her a cockroach's breeding ability... so she has excellent child birthing hips, and plenty of buttcheek for the squeezing." Scientist-san nodded to Naruto, who nodded back to her.

Asses were the best.

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