(Back in Hawaii, Lincoln and Susanna are sitting on the edge of the pool with their feet in the water. Chad is back inside the house, washing up after his swimming.)

Susanna: "Lincoln… I was thinking…"

Lincoln: "Yeah?"

Susanna: "How would a long-distance relationship work between us? With you all the way in Michigan and me up here in Hawaii…"

Lincoln: "We could maybe video chat online? You have a computer, right?"

Susanna: "Yeah… But it just wouldn't be the same without us face to face… Making physical contact, giving each other's bodies love…"

Lincoln: "I know, Susie… But we can make it work…" (holds Susanna's hand)

Susanna: "Okay… okay…" (sighs) "So how long is it until you have to go back home?"

Lincoln: "I think tomorrow is my last day here, and then the morning after that, I gotta catch my flight to Michigan."

Susanna: "Dang, has it been a week already?"

Lincoln: "Yeah… Time sure flies…"

Susanna: (puts her hand on Lincoln's leg) "Y'know, the sun is gonna go down in a little bit… Wanna mess around out here before the moon comes?" (flutters her eyelashes)

Lincoln: "Sure thing."

(Lincoln and Susanna make out with each other as they start removing their swimsuits.)

Lincoln: "Wait… What if your family sees us doing it?"

Susanna: "Oh yeah, good point… I dunno how I'd react if my brother sees me like this…"

???: "Susie, what are you doing with Lincoln?"

(The two look over to the other side of the pool to see Chad standing in mere confusion.)

Lincoln: "Uh… We're playing wrestling… Right, Susanna?"

Susanna: "Uh, yeah… We are…"

Chad: "Why are you two not wearing anything?"

Susanna: (sweating) "Uh… Uh…"

Lincoln: "This is a little something from Michigan we like to call, bare wrestling."

Chad: "Huh?"

Lincoln: (whispering) "Ugh, that sounds stupid… Should we just tell him?"

Susanna: (whispering) "I dunno if he can take it… I'm 25 and he's only 6."

Lincoln: (whispering) "Good point…"

Susanna: (to Chad) "Should probably be getting ready for bed now, little bro. It's almost dark."

Chad: "Aw, but I'm not tired! I wanna wrestle too!"

Lincoln: (whispering) "Aw, dang it…" (to Chad) "Sorry, pal, but this is a game for only two people. We'll play with you in the house in a little bit, OK?"

Chad: "Fine… I'll be waiting in my room. Don't be late." (goes inside the house)

Susanna: (sighs) "Man… Imagine if he was actually doing this to me… I mean, he loves me, but… not like that…"

Lincoln: "Look, we'll explain it to him later, but for now, let's get it on."

(Lincoln scoots himself into the pool water and puts his hand out to pull Susanna in with him. With that, he holds her right leg up to his hips and inserts his member into her snatch. Upon the connection, Lincoln kisses Susanna on the lips to muffle her moans.)

Susanna: "I'm so gonna miss you…"

(Lincoln pounds Susanna in the water, as the two kiss each other on the lips. Each thrust makes a water ripple and slight splashes. Their kissing becomes more passionate once Lincoln wraps his other arm around Susanna's back and she rests her arms on his shoulders.)

Lincoln: "Oh, my sweet lifeguard… I love you…"

Susanna: "I love you too, my white-haired hunk…"

(Susanna smacks Lincoln's butt with one of her hands as she smirks.)

Susanna: "Such a firm ass you've got, big boy…"

Lincoln: "All the better to help with the Lincoln Log thrusts, my dear…"

(As he says that, Lincoln picks up the pace and catches Susanna by surprise. This makes her start blushing from the pleasure she's being given.)

Susanna: "Oh my god…"

(As Susanna smooches Lincoln, their privates begin to twitch both in and out.)

Susanna: "Ready?"

Lincoln: "Let's shoot together!"

(Lincoln holds Susanna close to his chest, as he kicks his way to the pool stairs and sets her down on the step outside of the water. Then, as the two close their eyes, they kiss each other again to muffle their screams, as they ejaculate together.)

Lincoln: "Man… That was… great…"

Susanna: "It was…" (sighs) "Let's go see Chad now."

Lincoln: "Alright…" (exhales) "Hope this goes well…"

MEANWHILE, IN ROYAL WOODS…

(That same night, in her laboratory, Dr. Carol Linnaeus is analyzing the contents of her beaker she gathered after her appointment with Lisa earlier that day.

Dr. Linnaeus: "Let's see what your game is, little Lisa…"

(After pouring some of the semen into a test tube-shaped slot near her lab computer, she pushes it in and waits for the monitor to give her the results, in a form of the list of components that made up the Lincoln clone she had a fling with.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Ah, let's see here… Genetically cloned from a Lincoln Loud… Though he lacks his common sense…"

(Dr. Linnaeus looks at more info through her computer, pertaining to how this Lincoln clone came to be such a strapping man.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Hmm…" (writes down notes) "These are interesting factoids… Yes, this new information will do perfectly..."

(Upon setting her notebook down on her desk to the left of her, it's revealed she has written down the ingredients needed to make Lisa's aging and de-aging formulas.)

Dr. Linnaeus: "Now, I'll just need the original Lincoln for cross-reference, and then everything will fall right into place…" (deviously grins)

BACK IN HAWAII…

(Lincoln and Susanna are standing in front of Chad's bedroom door.)

Susanna: "Alright, you remember what to say, right?"

Lincoln: "Right."

(Lincoln and Susanna enter Chad's room.)

Susanna: "Hey, there, little bro."

Chad: "Hey, guys. So, you're ready to play?"

Susanna: "Before we do that, Lincoln and I have something to tell you."

Lincoln: "Well, the truth is… that we were doing some lovemaking, and it's called… sex…"

Chad: "Sex?"

Susanna: "Yes, it's when two people love each other."

Chad: "Okay, and this sex is required for wrestling, sis? It's been a long time since I've played a game with you."

Susanna: "I know… I missed hanging out with you too."

Chad: "Our parents were gonna reveal this, but… they want me to stay and live with you."

Susanna: "Wait, really?"

Chad: "Yeah, they're planning to retire from their jobs soon, and they wanted to surprise you with it whenever you're back here. But hey, better late than never."

Susanna: "Wow."

Chad: "So how about that wrestling?"

Susanna: "Alright, then. Here goes." (begins stripping)

(As Susanna is removing her clothes, Chad tries to look away but gets infatuated by her sister's body.)

Lincoln: "Huh, he's blushing."

Susanna: "Yeah, he is." (pulls down Lincoln's pants) "Those are in the way…"

Chad: "Wow…"

Susanna: "You like what you see?"

Chad: "Yes…"

(Susanna giggles, as she bends down to remove Chad's shorts and underwear. She then sees his wiener starting to rise up.)

Susanna: "You ready, Chad? Ready for some wrestling?"

Chad: "I don't care what it's called… I'm ready."

(Susanna begins to stroke Chad's cock as he starts to moan. Lincoln gets up to lock the door, then stands next to the bed. Susanna climbs up onto the bed and fondles Chad's balls. Then, Chad starts to poke at Susanna's chest.)

Chad: "Wow, these things feel so soft and squishy…"

Susanna: "Yeah, those are my boobs."

(Chad then decides to grab his sister's boobs, catching her by surprise.)

Susanna: "Ooh… You like my boobies, don't you, lil bro?"

Chad: "Yeah, I do…"

Susanna: "Now, come here. It's only fair I make you feel good too…"

(Susanna holds Chad up by his armpits, then he rests his legs on her shoulders, as she starts to suck on his cock. In response, Chad starts moaning again and hugs the back of Susanna's head.)

Susanna: (grips Lincoln's log) "Don't think I forgot about you, hon."

Lincoln: (smirks) "Nice grip there."

(Lincoln sits down on the bed so Susanna can keep stroking him while she's tending to Chad.)

Chad: "Your mouth… Is so warm…"

(Lincoln reaches over Susanna's left leg and begins rubbing her clit with his thumb, making her swoon and moan.)

Chad: "Ooh, I feel something coming…"

(Chad moans as he shoots his semen down Susanna's throat as she's rolling her eyes back.)

Susanna: "Oh yes… Now it's your turn to have a taste of me…"

Chad: "What? Taste you where?"

Susanna: (puts Chad down; spreads her legs) "Down here…"

(Chad then looks at Susanna's pussy and begins to lick it. During it, she leans down and sucks away on Lincoln's cock.)

Lincoln: "Atta girl…" (pats Susanna's head)

(As the three are quote-on-quote "wrestling" each other, we see Trudy and Packie putting up the dishes in the kitchen.)

Packie: "Trudy, is Susie really responsible enough to handle Chad on her own?"

Trudy: "Of course, dear. She's been able to hold down her own place and job for the past few years. Besides, Chad doesn't give her any trouble."

Packie: "Hmm…"

Trudy: "Come on… It's only one more week for me at my job, and yours is coming up pretty soon too… Susanna's the best person to look after Chad during our off time…" (hugs Packie) "What's the worst that could happen?"

(Upstairs, Susanna is lying on her side. Then, Lincoln starts penetrating her pussy and Chad plugs his member into her butthole.)

Chad: "So, I push it in and then pull it out like this?"

Susanna: (moans) "Yeah… like that…"

(Chad begins moving back and forth as Susanna moans. Lincoln takes hold of Susanna's breasts to caress them and then treats his darling to some smooching.)

Susanna: "Getting plugged in both holes is such a rush!"

Lincoln: "Sounds like you enjoy being the center of our worlds, huh?"

Susanna: "Yeah! You two better not stop! Keep thrusting!"

(Chad and Lincoln kept thrusting inside of Susanna's holes as she squeals and moans in joy. Suddenly, the three of them hear some knocks at the door.)

Susanna: (gasps; whispers) "Oh no…" (at the door) "Yes?"

Trudy: "Honey, it's us. You got a second?"

Susanna: "Uh yes… give me a second." (to Chad and Lincoln) "You two go hide."

(Lincoln and Chad scurry into the closet, as Susanna starts putting her clothes back on. She unlocks the door to reveal her parents.)

Susanna: "Yes, Mom, Dad?"

Trudy: "Hey, honey, we need to talk to you about something."

Susanna: "Is it about Chad?"

Packie: "Yes. You see, we're retiring from our jobs in one week, and we do need the house to ourselves as we are getting older, so we've decided to send Chad to live with you at your apartment."

Susanna: "Really?"

Packie: "Can we trust you with having custody over him?"

Susanna: "Don't have to worry about a thing, Dad. I'll take good care of him…"

Trudy: "Alright, maybe we could start moving Chad's stuff in tomorrow. How's that sound, sweetie?"

Susanna: "Sounds good."

Packie: "Were we interrupting anything?"

Susanna: "No… You weren't."

Trudy: "Say, do you know where Chad is? It's almost his bedtime."

Susanna: "Think he might be downstairs."

Packie: "Okay, thanks, honey." (leaves with Trudy)

(Susanna whistles at the closet, as Lincoln and Chad step out of it.)

Susanna: "You heard the folks, Chad. Start getting ready for bed…"

Chad: (disappointed) "Aw… But I wanna keep playing with you… I wanna stay in your room…"

Susanna: "Hmm… Tell you what. If I let you put your pee-pee in me until you squirt, then will you go to bed?"

Chad: "If I can stay with you, then yes.'"

Susanna: "Okay, let's do it."

(Susanna removes her clothes as she lies on the bed on her back and spreads her legs. Chad eagerly climbs onto the bed and crawls up to his sister. Gripping his log, he pushes it against the opening of her pussy, until his shaft goes in and makes her moan softly.)

Chad: "Oh, it feels just as good as your butt…"

Susanna: "Come on, champ… It's all you…"

(Chad hugs Susanna tightly, his face pressing up against her bosom and excitedly thrusting in and out of her. All the while, Lincoln leans against the closet door and watches the display with delight.)

Lincoln: "Yeah, mess her up good..."

(As Chad is humping his sister, he feels something is about to shoot.)

Chad: "Something's coming…!"

Susanna: "Then, pull out!"

(Chad does so, and he ends up spraying his sister's body with his sticky goo.)

Chad: "Oops, I got you all dirty."

Susanna: "Nah, it's okay… It'll do…" (sees her brother is still hard) "Still hard, huh? Up for another round?"

(Susanna spreads her pussy as Chad puts it in once again, with him cumming inside of Susanna. Exhausted, he rests his head on Susanna's chest.)

Chad: "I love you… Sis…"

Susanna: (pats Chad's back) "I love you too, little bro…"

(Soon, Chad starts closing his eyes and begins snoring.)

Lincoln: "Just wanna say, I really enjoyed hanging out with you, Susie."

Susanna: "Me too, Linc… I'm really gonna miss you. You're like the greatest guy I've met."

Lincoln: "I'll miss you too."

Susanna: "So how'd you gonna get back to the hotel?"

Lincoln: "Oh, I'll just take a bus."

(Lincoln gives Susanna a kiss on the cheek and is about to go, until he feels a light tug on the back of his shirt.)

Susanna: "Uh-uh-uh… I want a real kiss, Linky…"

(Lincoln holds Susanna's face and kisses her on the lips in joy.)

Susanna: "That's more like it…"

(Lincoln waves goodbye as Susanna drifts to sleep. After gathering his clothes, Lincoln leaves the room and starts going downstairs, until he bumps into Trudy in the living room.)

Lincoln: "Oh, excuse me there."

Trudy: "Oh, you're leaving already, Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, Mrs. Harris, I'm about to go, don't wanna miss my ride."

Trudy: "Alright, then…" (hands Lincoln a foil-covered tin) "You wanna take some of my coconut cream pie back with you, hon?"

Lincoln: "Of course. Thank you." (takes the tin) "Good bye."

Trudy: "See you around."

(With that, Lincoln leaves the Harris house and rushes over to the bus on the right block. While riding back to the hotel, Lincoln opens part of the tinfoil and scoops a small bit of the pie onto his finger and tastes it.)

Lincoln: "Mmm… Mrs. H sure does make a mean pie…"

(Later that night, when Lincoln finally reaches his hotel room, he sees a note stuck to the door. Tearing it off, he begins to read it.)

Lincoln: "Dear Mr. Loud, I have heard that you are going to be departing from our resort soon. Meet me in my office tomorrow morning at 11:00 sharp, so that I may personally hand you a special parting gift for your stay. Love, Akela."

(Lincoln turns the note over and sees that both Akela and Kai's phone numbers were written on it, with hearts, kiss marks, and XOXO's next to them.)

Lincoln: "Huh, neat!"