Disclaimer: First Chapter
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She did it.

Well, she kind of did it.

"Stop making that sound!"

"I can't help it!" GG-chan was crying as she fought against a member of the Top 10, Hawks, who even the bird themed hero couldn't help but comment on the noise her legs made when she ran at high speeds. His feathers were super fast, but she was able to keep up with them and dodge them to the best of her ability. This was the second time that a hero reduced her to tears by commenting on the fact she was half-cockroach now. "The sound just happens when I run too fast!"

"Run slower!"

"Then you'll stab me!" GG-chan shouted as she slashed feathers with her kunai to get some of them away from her, and his feathers were as sharp as blades could be. She knew her life was not in danger, but nobody with a right mind wanted to be stabbed.

Her job was simple.

Keep the heroes away from Scientist-san while she appeared on TV, and then escape with Scientist-san after she unleashed her monster. She dodged a whip that was aimed at her face when she slowed down, and she saw more heroes were joining the scene.

She looked at Scientist-san.

She was standing in front of a news crew.

"So... sup Japan... I'm Scientist-san, General from Spiral... and I'm just here to have fun, cause some chaos, and then maybe get beaten by a hero or two if they can manage it. This is my newest creation... Robso-kyun." Scientist-san stated as she showed a small sphere, a machine, that she pulled out from her cleavage. "It filters liquids, and converts them into slime-like stuff... a super thick and gooey slime that smells like squid and... other stuff." Scientist-san started to explain her device on TV.

"Now Scientist-san... are you saying that you're part of the new group of villains that have been humiliating heroes and causing unrest... if so, can you give your reasons?" The news reporter brought the mic up to her.

She just gave a lazy smile.

"I mean, being a mad scientist is fun... and the better I do, the more funding and materials I can work with. You see GG-chan over there... she's fighting Hawks, Midnight, AND Eraser Head at the same time... she used to be a quirkless college girl until I genetically modified her... which got me the funding to make this." Scientist-san gestured back to her invention. "Robso-kyun is my assignment... half-machine, and half-slime... my assignment was to make a hentai monster."

"... Forgive me for asking, but that does not look like a monster..."

"Yep, not until I do this." Scientist-san dropped the ball down a manhole that was open in front of her. She made sure it was open, and she stared down the manhole with a pause. She saw the device's light turn on. "... whoops, should have set the timer on it." She knocked the side of her head playfully.

Whoops.

"Whoops!? Whoops is not what we need right now, we need as plan to escape... and... on no." GG-chan stopped running and fighting.

A manhole cover got blown into the air.

7 more manhole covers in the area all followed after it, and abnormal amounts of see through, greenish goo started to shoot out of the sewers. People in the streets started to get grabbed by copius amounts of slime. Not only that, but lesser heroes started to get grabbed as the slime started to strip whoever it managed to catch naked.

GG-chan grabbed Scientist-san and started to run.

She wasn't running for her life.

She was running to save her ass.

-At Spiral HQ-

"Wow... this image looks... horrifying." Naruto spoke as he watched a moniter that was showing him exactly what was happening at the scene of the crime.

3 city blocks.

An entire 3 city blocks were flooded by slime, and while it was not spreading anymore than that, it was clear that over a dozen heroes, and innocents in the hundreds had been caught up in the slime attack. The only hero who had been fast enough to escape had been Hawks, who managed to save a couple of people with his feathers as well.

"That... would be a sexual harassment lawsuit... and a lot of them."

"We're villains... if anything, these results are even more than I was hoping for." Naruto leaned closer to the screen. "... Man, Eraser and Midnight... well Midnight seems like she's enjoying herself a little... Eraser is NOT a happy man right now. Big oof on him, his quirk doesn't stop 3 blocks of non-quirk enhanced slime." Naruto winced in sympathy when he saw what was happening to the respectable hero.

Clearly, Eraser had never used that for that before.

"Her monologue."

"Her monologue was fine... it was basic, but it explained her goals pretty well. Her results though were the best so far... not counting you." Naruto stated to Porno, who just nodded her head. "I think she deserves the ticket."

Porno looked at the screen.

She raised an eyebrow.

"Midnight... she has some potential. She can loosen herself up nicely." Porno complimented the hero, not commenting on the ticket going to Scientist-san. Unless Loremaster were to get herself results that could best Scientist-sans results, then it was a done deal. "I bet you could fit 3 bananas inside of there."

"You want to talk about loose... take a look at the reporter... pretty sure SHE got her job through more than just talent." Naruto watched with Porno.

Loremaster walked into the room.

Naruto turned the moniter off.

"... I apologise sir, but I will not be able to complete my mission in time. I selected the wrong target, and his clone is unusable." Loremaster bowed with an apology. It was now impossible for her to complete her assignment, since the clone would naturally be no match for the original. It wouldn't even be battle ready by the end of her given time.

Naruto smiled.

Porno wrote that down.

"... Okay, you made a simple mistake. You can't do what you can't do... of course, you do need to be punished... so... 500 paddles on your naked ass." Naruto told Loremaster, and while she blushed slightly, she sighed in relief. "... from each General and myself."

...

"... Wait... you're saying... I have to get my ass paddled 2,000 times?" Loremaster asked with a shocked face when the number became much bigger than she had assumed it was going to be. Naruto smiled and shook his finger at her.

"Nope, 2,500... you get to pick a representative to spank you for yourself. You're a General too, so you somebody has to represent you for the punishment." Porno added onto it, and she looked at Naruto, who just approved it with a thumbs up.

Loremaster saw GG-chan and Scientist-san enter the room, sweating from their escape.

Loremaster walked passed them.

"See you later... I have to go and pick my butt's executioner now." Loremaster was not happy that she was going to have to go and pick a minion that would be destroying her butt cheeks. No matter who she picked, she was going to get 2,000 spanks from adults either way, so she might as well go and pick somebody who would impress her leader with her bravory. "My ass is going to be demon eye red soon." Loremaster was going to miss the pristine color of her ass.

Her punishment was going to hurt.

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