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"So... and I repeat this... no phones during active duty."

Porno gathered everyone's minions, all of them, and had them in the back-up base's assembly hall. She was standing in full uniform, with Eggmaam, Scientist-san, and Loremaster all standing next to her. She sent a dirty look towards Loremaster and Scientist-san, both of whom were not at the base when the attack happened.

She never expected Eggmaam to actually help protect the base.

Porno raised a remote and pressed it, and the giant moniter behind the Generals turned on, and showed Minion #7 tied up and being fisted. Porno had delivered that punishment herself as she shoved her tiny fist into the woman who had decided to disclose private information. Minion #7 had the decency to lower her head in shame when all of the minions got a good view of what her punishment had been, with the large figure of Minion #8 next to her pattiing her shoulder in comfort.

"Any breaking of this rule will result in 5 hours in the Fisting Chair... break the rule 3 times, and I will see to your execution myself. Information leaks will not happen again." Porno stated with her visible eye showing just how serious she was. "Scientist-san... the stage is yours." Porno stepped back.

The white green eyed woman stepped forward, and she showed off a collar that she pulled out of her sleeve.

"I made these Death Teleporters with Loremaster's help... and they are going to be standard issue for all minions."

The room went silent at the name.

"You see, this thing will kill you if you lose to a hero... and then it will teleporter your soul and memories into the tanks... and vaporize your body... and if you DIE by accident in battle, it does the same thing... so basically, you can't go to jail... and you can't be killed by heroes." Scientist-san put the device around her own neck.

She took out a knife, and then almost stabbed herself, but Loremaster stopped her.

"You forgot to turn it on... but anyway, these will only be issued to combat minions... and from this day forward, you will all be given access cards to enter and leave the base. If you forget your card, you will not be allowed into the base anymore." Loremaster stated as she gave a growing grin, and she flipped her red sunglasses above her forehead. "... due to security reasons, the base will be getting a new guard dog." Loremaster stated as she snapped her fingers.

Steps.

The doors opened and the minions were all granted the chance to see the new guard dog that Loremaster brought.

Three women walked in, and they were perfectly identical to each other in every way. They all wore the same casual red and black suit, all had their long white hair tied up to look like a dog's tail at the bottom, and had white dog ears. Not to mention their demon tails coming from their clothes, and their burning red eyes.

-2 Weeks Later-

'So... this is the new base for Spiral... better after their last base exploded, I never figured I would get so lucky as to find it. I'll infiltrate and nobody will be any the wiser.' Kamui Woods thought as he snuck down the halls, out of his hero uniform and in the stolen uniform of a Spiral Minion that he tied up on his way to the base.

"Intruder!"

'There is no way they could possibly know it's me.' Kamui kept his body language relaxed as he heard the sounds of multiple people running. He was an intruder, but if he was correct, he was not the only person who had infiltrated the hero base.

"Run, Minion 21 forgot his access card and tried to sneak in!"

"Run for your life, Cerberus is on a rampage!"

Kamui had two minions push passed him, and he turned his head and watched as three women jumped on top of a real minion and started to tear him to pieces. He would guess that one of them was Cerberus, and he watched as they acted like rabid dogs and gave cute death growls. They physically ripped a man apart in front of him. He felt like puking when a severed head was launched across the hall and bounced off of his chest.

They would look harmless.

If they weren't pulling the corpse apart piece by piece with their teeth and claws, before all three of them sniffed the air.

"Intruder!"

All three of them turned and looked at Kamui, before they jumped into action and started to run towards him at blinding speeds.

"Where is your Access Card?"

"Show me your card!"

"Card!"

Kamui started to run as he created a wood construct that blocked the hallway and stopped them from approaching him further so that he could run away. They suqeezed their bodies through his wood prison, wiggling cutely, before all three of them started to chase after him again.

'Hawks didn't report any guards at the old base... so they got a security guard now.' Kamui created more wood vines from his body, but the women moved with one mind and all dodged him, getting down on all fours, bouncing off the walls and ceiling in an unpredictable trio of cutely growling dog women.

-With Loremaster-

"You see... the Access Card itself has no data... it is just a piece of plastic that gives off a smell that Cerberus likes. She has been trained to memorize the Generals Smell and the Bosses smell. If she smells any person who does not give off the smell she likes, then she has been told to rip them apart as intruders." Loremaster had gone above and beyond with her addition to the base's defense. Being the Triple Demon herself to the base was more than worth the hassle it was to make the trip to hell and back.

"Well, MY Egg-Drones will do 10 times the job of your little dog."

-With Kamui-

'They are relentless, and I can't seem to catch them... if they reach me, they will rip me apart.' Kamui was feeling the panic set in as a much of egg-shaped robots started to fill the hallway, but with a wood chain he destroyed them.

Somewhere, a woman cursed at the top of her lungs.

"Mortal human, you're about to go from one piece to many pieces!"

"I'll share your head, torso, and legs amongst myself!"

"I'm biting his dick off!"

"Eeep." Kamui couldn't stop himself when he heard that last statement. He was starting to sweat from the chase, because if he stopped for a second to fight, they would outspeed him before he could so much as focus on an attack. He had to kepe moving, and the the weird thing, the girls all talked at the same time, and spoke the same things, but typically one voice would speak louder than the others.

It was like they were one woman split among multiple bodies.

"Lacquered Chain Prison!" Kamui tried to capture them with his best capture move, but it quickly failed when it captured one, but the other 2 freed her before it could FULLY capture her. Then they resumed the chase. "Sir, please move out of the way!"

He was running towards a blond haired man who was carrying a bag of groceries casually down the hallway.

Naruto had an apple in his mouth as he looked towards a pro hero who was invading his new base, and raised an eyebrow when he saw Cerberus was chasing him down like a mad dog.

"Already... how did a hero already find the new base?" Naruto scratched the back of his head in confusion when a hero ran by him. The three bodies of Cerberus ignored him as they ran after the hero, who turned the corner and went out of Naruto's sight. Cerberus quickly turned the corner and jumped towards him.

...

"Aaaaaaah!"

"The last thing the man saw was three adorable dog girls tearing him apart... is that his dick?" Naruto saw a piece of flesh smack against the wall. The screaming stopped very quickly as organs went flying everywhere, so the man had a VERY quick and painful death as he was ripped apart. A blood covered Cerberus walked from around the corner, one of them holding a head, another a ripped up torso, and finally one of them was holding both of his ripped up legs.

"I got him Boss, the intruders are dead! I'm off to dispose of the body." Cerberus spoke as she leaned her head forward.

He rubbed her heads one after the other as they passed by him, but he was still horribly confused about what was going on.

He left for a few hours to go buy a limited edition ramen cup, and he comes back to his base only to find a hero running away from the new security system. He just didn't know what to make of it, other than the fact that Loremaster had brought a great addition to the protection of the base. A security guard good enough to handle most pro heroes who were under a certain combat power, while allowing the real power houses to offer some sort of way into the base.

"Body Disposal Room is on the 3rd floor!" Naruto called out to the woman. "... and tell Loremaster that she needs to blow up a Hero Agency by next week, or she's getting punished!" Naruto called out to them even louder.

"Yessir!"

"... Those girls are adorable, and would be more adorable not covered in gore." Naruto lamented as he continued to walk towards him room.

He slipped on a piece of Kamui.

He tripped on Kamui's Wood and dropped his ramen into a pile of organs.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Chapter End!
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