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"AAAAAAAAAH!"

Naruto was stunned, horrified even when he woke up and looked at the contents of the bedroom that was behind his throne. Well, he woke up, and he saw something that was destroyed that should not have been.

His limited edition Toxic Chainsaw figure.

Signed, the torso of the figure was signed by Toxic Chainsaw himself... and his figure was knocked over onto the ground. Not only that, but when he woke up he noticed that not only was that figure busted on the ground, the door to his room had been slightly open. Meaning while he had been sleeping, somebody had snuck into his room.

The signature was messed up now.

-Minutes Later-

'He seems... pissed...' Eggmaam actually had to hold back a gulp when the aura around Naruto seemed downright dangerous. The was in full villainous form, and when he called all of the Generals to the throne room.

"Banana."

Porno flinched when she heard that word, staring down at the ground with her eyes widening. Naruto said one word, and it was enough to cause her to breath heavier. That alone, her reaction, was enough to make Loremaster freeze in both confusion and fear. Naruto swung his arm, and he tossed something onto the ground in front of them.

It was a broken figurine.

"That... was a limited edition... signed... villain figurine that went out of production 5 years ago. Somebody accidentally broke it when they entered my room last night. So... as punishment... we're going to be figuring out the culprit... and undergoing an operation Banana." Naruto put his hands together, leaned forward, and stared down all of the Generals.

'... Was it me... did I accidentally break the figure with my ass, when I was getting rid of his morning wood?' Porno had thought she felt her ass hit something on the table next to Naruto's bed when she was blowing him in his sleep. Every few days, she would help prevent him from getting backed up without his knowledge. She knew he was a heavy sleeper, and she knew that as long as you weren't going to attack him or show him ill will, he wouldn't wake up.

Did her skinny ass bump the figurine off the table and onto the ground, because if that was so... she was going to have to quickly try and see if she could pin the blame on somebody else.

Eggmaam raised an eyebrow.

"Operation Banana... what is that?"

"Operation Banana is a challenge mission... you are given the bare minimum of funding, gear, and information for a mission of extreme difficulty. During the mission, you must make use of a banana provided to you in some fashion." Porno was not in charge of punishments for that mission level. That was a level of challenge that she wasn't sure she could manage to do successfully, since she would not have access to her net of informants, and her funding for the mission would be at the bare minimum as well.

Also, the stipulation of needing to use a banana.

"Hmph."

"It's worse than that... the punishments for failing Operation Banana are more extreme, more humiliating... such as a severe cut to funding for starters... and even up to the revoking of your General title depending on the level of your failure." Porno didn't imagine that she would lose her title, but she could imagine what would happen to her.

Being strapped down and fucked by every single minion in the base, or worse... being made incapable of having sex for a month. Sex was her weapon, it was her specialty and greatest skill that she utilized for success. She was a dominatrix at heart as well, so being strapped down and force-fucked by all of the minions without being able to dominate any of them would be a true punishment for her.

"How... how bad of a punishment are we talking here?" Eggmaam started to sweat when she realized that Porno was genuinely afraid.

That was bad news.

"... I could smell all of you had entered my room last night at some point... which one of you broke my limited edition villain figurine... which one of you Generals did it." Naruto crossed his legs and placed his palms together. He gave off an aura of being patient, but his eyes were anything but that.

Loremaster gulped.

'... Did I break the figurine with my tail... I'm sure I didn't... all I did was sneak in to bed study how he sleeps... but that figurine... I recognize it as being on the table next to his bed... and I know my tail wagged a lot.' Loremaster could easily see her not even noticing if her tail knocked over or destroyed the figurine. She had been close enough to do it, and she was sure that Porno wasn't the one who did it..

She started to sweat in fear.

"Actually, I didn't sneak into your room... I lost my glasses, so I thought maybe Cerberus put them in your room to prank me." Scientist-san admitted to the reason she snuck into his room. She was the least afraid of the punishment or the mission. "I don't remember knocking it over... but it might have been me... what would my punishment be if it was me, and I failed Operation Banana?" Scientist-san asked, out of pure curiousity.

"You will have to wear 2 sweaters under your lap coat, christmas socks, and run laps around the base until you collapse. You don't do well with heat or exersize... well after you collapse, you're takling a turn on The Egg Breaker." Naruto spoke.

Eggmaam covered her ass and looked at Scientist-san with a horrified look.

"... That sounds... unpleasant."

"It is..." Eggmaam was now VERY worried about what her punishment could be. She snuck into his room, but she did it so that she could gather information, and possibly secrets. A way for her to get one up on her boss, but in the end all she saw was a weird collection of villain and hero figurines and posters. Half of them were signed for some reason, but what was weirder about his room framed pictures he had on the wall of himself in different villain outfits, until she found one of himself in his current outfit. "... The Egg Breaker... scrambled my eggs for days."

"Her butt."

"Oh... oh... that isn't so bad... the sweaters sound worse... can I just apologize. I don't know if I did it, but if I did... it was because I couldn't see it clearly." Scientist-san wasn't taking credit for it, but still apologized with the sorriest look she could muster.

Eggmaam nodded.

"I was nowhere near the figure... I would know if I was." Eggmaam was positive that she didn't break the figure. After all, in the end the only thing she broke was Scientist-san's glasses in the room. She looked at Scientist-san who was sporting a brand new pair of glasses, having found her broken ones in his room and replaced them.

Naruto looked at her, and then he looked over to Porno.

"Your excuse?"

"I have none... I remember my butt brushing up against something... but I didn't look. I... I will accept Operation Banana if it is my fault."

"I am not punishing the person who knocked it to the floor, I am punishing the person who broke it... regardless of reason. Now, if you broke it... step forward." Naruto stated as he gripped his fist, and the figure started to stand up on it's own. The broken figure, brought to life by his power, saluted him before it started to walk towards the generals.

It looked at Porno.

"... She... pushed me... to the edge... of the table."

"Oh... relief." Porno took a sigh of relief that despite how her butt did push the figure to the edge of the table, she neither pushed it to the floor or broke it. She dropped to her knees, before collapsing to her side as relief overtook ever fiber of her being.

It looked at Loremaster.

"Her... tail knocked me... to the floor."

'... He brought a figurine to life... so it could tattle on who broke it... this... is both worrying and relieving that I didn't break it.' Loremaster when the figure started to walk in front of Scientist-san next.

"She broke me."

"OH THANK HEAVENS!" Eggmaam didn't even get a turn to get blamed for it, she collapsed to her knees and put her hands up in prayer that she was safe. Scientist-san took a deep breath, before she nodded her head and approached the figure.

"I'm sorry for breaking you... and Leader... I apologize, and accept Operation Banana."

"Your Funding will be 100,000 yen, and you are tasked with the mission that Eggmaam failed at... kidnap 2 students from both Hero Classes of UA... and you have to weaponize bananas to do it. You have 1 week to make it happen, and you can't access Eggmaam's security hacks, also, you can't use anything you have already made... you have to do this job within your funding." Naruto gave her the mission that she would have to complete.

"Yes sir."

Scientist-san had NO clue how she was going to manage to succeed.

How was she suppose to weaponize bananas?

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