Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
It was a sad day still.
Since Tsuyu had disappeared from her work studies, and those green Tsuyu monsters started to get spawned from Spiral, everyone in Class 1-A had assumed the worst. The school had a memorial service for Tsuyu, and on her desk was a photo of her with flowers. Nobody knew where the Spiral base was to rescue her, and any hero that thought they were getting close to it... vanished without a trace.
Kamui Woods had been one of the heroes who had reported finding the base, and then... he disappeared, assumed dead. Everyone at his Hero Agency seemed to forget where he had gone, and their entire database had been wiped of the information as well. UA was still picking the bugs and viruses out of their security since Eggmaam broke in with the League of Villains, and installed her hacks into the system.
'... and now the world knows about One for All too... and I think Kacchan has figured out I'm the one who has it.' Izuku Midoriya thought as he made brief eye contact with his ex-friend, and current bully, before he looked away. Several students in the school had been pulled from classes, none of the students in the hero course had left the school... but that was because many of them argued against their parents.
His own mother had tried, she tried so hard to take him out of the school, and he ended up coming clean with her about his new Quirk.
*BOOM*
The entire school shook when an ear-splitting explosion sounded from the front gate of the school, and the building they were in shook. Alarms started to go off right away, and many classrooms locked down. Metal barriers dropped over the windows, and heroes could be seen rushing down the hallways.
"Everyone, stay seated..." Their own class teacher rushed into action as well.
*BOOM*
A banana peel appeared in the middle of the classroom, before it unpeeled itself.
"Distraction, and Banana-portation completed." Scientist-san appeared out of the teleporting banana peel, that vanished when she crossed through it. She sighed in relief at how that worked, before she took another banana out and peeled it. She held it like a gun at the classroom full of students. "... anyone move, anyone speak... and everyone dies."
"A banana?"
"A banana gun." Scientist-san corrected them as she pointed the gun at the window, before she clicked the peel like a trigger. A red beam started to charge up in the front, and then... everyone felt an immense heat.
The entire wall was destroyed as the beam shot out.
Not just the wall, but several buildings in the distance had massive holes in them to match the destroyed wall. A banana that was on top of Scientist-san's head burnt up, and she sighed in relief that her Banana Barrier had held up. She took out another banana and put it on top of her head, before she grabbed a fresh Banana Gun and pointed it at the class again.
"Genetically and mechanically modified gun in the shape of a banana at this point... I also have Banana Teleportation, Banana Bombs, Banana Barriers, and Banana Warheads... if anyone attacks me, this entire city will be evaporated... but I would rather not die, so can I get volunteers... I just need two volunteers." Scientist-san could feel the tension in the room SHOOT up when she told them exactly what she had, and show opened her lapcoat to show how many bananas that she was packing.
Banana warheads, as in nuclear warheads... and that was a threat that nobody, not even the most arrogant or angry among them, wanted to test out. Her body language didn't even seem like she was lying.
The entire city would be evaporated.
"... I volunteer." More than half of the class volunteered at the same time.
"So heroic, but I can only have two of you... okay... you... the boy grapes for hair... and you... the big boobie girl." Scientist-san picked her two hostages from Class A. The boy was in the middle of freaking out, so she grabbed a banana with one hand. She peeled it with her mouth, before she tossed the peel on top of his head. The peel grew in size, before it enveloped his entire body... before shrinking down to literally nothing.
He was teleported away, and she copied the process with the girl in the class with the biggest breasts.
'... I have to do something, but what... can I risk everyone's safety... what else does she have, and her quirk.' Izuku's brain was going a mile a minute, because the hero in him was screaming at him to do anything. He wasn't the only one, everyone in the class that was left were all frozen in place and sweating, because none of them knew what to do.
Shoto Todoroki stood up.
"... please take me too... you Spiral agents have my siblings... I will serve as a third hostage."
"Nope, if I get 3 hostages from this class, things won't go well for me... if any of you wish to join Spiral... we'll find you." Scientist-san left the classroom.
There was silence.
"RAAAAAAH!"
Then screams of rage.
-In Class B-
*KNOCK*
"Coming in... okay... Banana Gun, Banana Barrier, and Banana nukes are on my person." Scientist-san did the same demonstration as before. She blasted a hole through the wall, with her banana themed equipment barely protecting her from the backlash of it. She set her gear up again, before she pointed another gun at the classroom. "2 volunteers, I need two of you to surrender yourselves for the good of your classroom... and the city. If anything touches me, this entire city could be turned to ash." Scientist-san explained their situation VERY clearly, so that there was absolutely no mistakes to be had about it.
About half of he class all volunteered themselves like before, and in the end she was put in the same position as before. The heroes at the school would defeat her Banana Monsters soon, and be back before long.
Also, the Banana Warheads were a bluff, all she had were her banana bombs, teleporters, guns, and barriers... the bluff of nukes was just something she hoped nobody would call her on. She blew up the front gate so that the heroes would all jump into action to defend the students from her banana monsters at the gate.
Everyone needed to stop volunteering to be captured so she could make up her mind.
"... Ah, boss likes orange... you, the girl with orange hair. The super sexy, seductive girl who looks like she knows her way around a man." Scientist-san had a thing for sexy captives, so she picked a girl that fit her own standards for that.
...
Everyone in the class all looked at one girl in particular, as in, not a single person in the classroom had any sort of disagreement on who their sexiest classmate was. Scientist-san was already peeling a banana with her mouth that she threw onto the girl with orange hair.
"Wait... are you talking about me?"
"Yep... and here is your banana." Scientist-san peeled another banana, tossed the peel on the woman, before she was teleported away like her classmates.
"You can't take our classmates and get away with it!"
"... but... I just did... and I am getting away with it... I AM a General of Spiral, and this is kind of what an evil villain is suppose to do." Scientist-san peeled a banana for herself, and put the peel on top of her head.
-At the Base-
...
"I never want to do another of those again." Scientist-san gasped for breath when her stress levels finally calmed down. She had spent 6 days working herself to the absolute bone trying to figure out how she could weaponize bananas, and while her plans worked... she was fully ready to go sleep for a few days after all of the stress she had been put under.
Honestly, she only gained the ideas of how to use the bananas during a fit of pure insanity from sleep deprivation, if she hadn't gone insane she wouldn't have come up with her plans.
"Budget... kept under 80,000 yen... so within the limit, 2 students from A and B... completed within parameters, and the use of a banana has been confirmed... Operation Banana is a success, good for you." Porno gave her the good news.
"Zzzzzzzzzz."
Scientist-san passed out on the floor.
Chapter End!
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