Da Alluring and crazy life of world famous internet rapper Twisted Dee

by Twisted Dee

Have you ever wanted to get to know Twisted Dee, World famous internet rapper on a more personal and deep emotional level? Well now is your chance all you have to do is read dis book. I have spent a lot of time writing it so you better enjoy it or I am going to be annoyed. I do not accept critiscm so don't even bother I already can write more better then you.

2. Chapter 2: Romance Advice

Now I knows what everybody is thinking, yous all thinking Twistd Dee man I am your numeber one fan and Chaptr 1 was so beautiful written is there anyway you can improve on number two especialy when you got dem dumbass editors and publisher telling you its such an amazing chapter I have ot make it less amazing to fit in with the Twisted Dee brand of being amazing, I think they was worried I wood get on Bestseller New york and then Oprah wood ripe in two me like dat million little pieces guy cuz clearly she is jealous of all the drugs I been doig, So I obvs agreed made this chapter not as good as it could've been so me fans could read and me enemies I knows u is here aswell.

Now chap 2 is titled Romance cuz I got peeps alli in my bizzle asking Twisted Dee hows come us gettings led like 100 times a day

I reply simply, Look u fucking idiot I dont get led 100 tiems a day I get lad about 500 times a day AVERAGE somedays its more and somedays it less but not cuz I cant get nun cuz I get tired or bored and do something more fun like Tennis or Jousting. So I is going to tell the story of Twisted Dee luv life starting from the beging

I lost my v card when I was 5 to Michelle obama, she was looking so fine I just had to do it, she is actually one of me 10 wifes right now, shes covering it up by being married to Obama president man, I dont know his last name unfortunatley but I juist cool him Obams cuz we is close and all that jazz.

So from age of 5 I was getting laid everyday by Teachers, policemanofficers but women dough yeah, Lollypop ladies and Tesco workers, it was insane, I took a break from all da love making from the age of 19-19.25 It was getting too much for and I took a trip to the artic circle where I discovered I truly was, a Rap God.

In my life time I have bedded over 25,000 women, I remember all der names so ask me one time in person and I promise I wont be to busy to tel you all der names, Unless i Am too busy then I Cant tell ya cuz I am busy so fuck off and lev me alone yeah? GDPR exists for a reason I aint telling you shit I dont care if you dont believe get off my ass I aint saing their names apart from Michelle obama, Michaele Fox, Marylin Monroe, Lisa wong, Lisa Simpsons etc I coudl go on all day but those all you getitng out of the 250000.

I could give u sum romance tips but honestly no fucking point most people reading this are ugly cunts and will never get on the level that is Twisted Dee handsome so I guess if u wwanna get laid tell people u know me and they'll probably fuk u right then and there hahaha

You're welcome.

Now I knows what u is thinking, Twisted Dee surely STDs are a big threat for you?

I say this No they aint because Twisted Dee has never been ill in his entire life and I have NEVER had an STD apart from HIV, Aids, Salmonella, and Legionella but I is the firsdt berson 2 bee cured from all dem so I dont really count em ahahha

Well dis is the romance Chpater, giving you some great advice to get laide, you're sooo very welcome

special shout out to me number 1 fan and another special shoutout to that Bitch verified Dream, yeah I know where you live now bitch, I been following you, I know you work at that office in that building yeah, bet you panicking now! Wel watch yo self or I am blowing the building up with the C5 I HAVE IN MY FUCKING BRIEFCASE AT ALL TIMES. (not really though FBI I woudlnt harm anyone EVER)

Apart from you Verified Dream.