YOYOYOYOYO GUESS WHOS BACK BITCHES!
It haz been a mentul 9 munths, Man's got intwo 5000 MMA fites. I haz got 78 new wifes and divorced the boring original 25 cuz man needs a cycle obviously haha. Look I know yous has been waiting for a video and waiting for a new chapter. Well here it is. Chapter fucking 3 FINANCIAL ADVICE...
I knows what youse iz thinking. What better person to take financial advice from then Worldwide Famous internatinal Rapper. With fans all over the world. Look I know the average person is poor yeah, mans used to be poor to when I was in that farm in France, plus mans lost that 10k swimming over to united kingdom, So I knose where youse is cuming from.
So in this chapter I iz just gunna tell youse how best to spend your money and what I spend my moneys on my netwroth and bsically just gon let youse know how I did it
Twisted Dees net wroth: £785m
How much money does Twisted Dee earn a month? £785m
Twisted Dee Spending budget per month? £785m
Look I knows you is wondering how does man spend the sam amount he earns? With determination and good will thats hjow.
Now I nose u is not gunna be as rich and talented as me but I can tell you now how to be as rich as me... Basically one of my companies is this...
I Twisted Dee am at the top of the... Trilatieral... Youse gets hired underneath me yeah and then youse recruit more people under you to recruit more people under dem and then youse sell products to eachother but if one of youse sells more you will be rich like me haha, Its pretty easy to explain but I don't want to have to explain it for you I is believings that u is as smart as me... doubt it especially Verified Dream, shes a fucking idiot and that new bitch Whipscream? Dissing my rhymes and raps honestly just not dealing with man...
Anyway its a simple purchase of £599 a month for 24 months then I also take a 50% commisino for helping uou to get to the stage of where you is at... Okay?
Nows I knows whar yous is tinking. Why this chapter so short Twisted Dee? I thought you waz gunna help me re-mortgage my house and help me get out of crippling debt so I can finally feed my children and heat my house they havent eaten in 8 days and I can only force them to eat porridge so much my youngest is struggling with breathing difficulties and my eldest is threatening to run away I can risk losing my family to the financial situation my deadbeat husband put us in, he wasnt this bad when I got with him and its only recently that the drugs and alchol addiction have threatened my family please help me.
I say this to u. I will help you, put me on the deed to your house (man wants 65%) then I can chatge you rent and be your mentor. All I can say is...
You're Welcome
P.S: New rap video soooooon, like tomorrow lunchtime? New chapter out soon also Chapter 4: Twisted Dees opinion on the way the UK government is ran. See you next time you sexy bitches xoxoxoxoxooxxoxoox