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Last time after a huge struggle of trying to continue fighting with blood loss, hunger and barely any stamina left Goku managed to chop off both half's of Upper Moon Demon Six's heads off at the same time. Now everyone is badly wounded and needs treating. Also Gohan Black has managed to somehow break free. Evil Goku has returned after being fully healed.

Chapter 17: Treatment & Gohan Black vs Evil Goku:

Tanjiro goes Goku saved me from getting poisoned. Whoa... Everything's a wreck. Nezuko puts her head on Tanjiro's shoulder. Goku goes well I think the fight against Evil me has also damaged more buildings. But it was like he was trying to not harm people in the area. Like he's following orders. Also I know that Gohan Black has broken free. Tanjiro goes wait the others! Goku goes oh yeah. Tanjiro goes anyway thanks for saving me from getting poisoned Goku. Goku goes don't mention it. Has he rubs his own head. Goku's stomach growls. Tanjiro goes wow! You must really be starving? Goku goes I am.

They hear Tanjiro! Goku! Goku goes that's Zenitsu's voice! Nezuko picks Tanjiro up on her back and runs to that direction. Tanjiro goes (wait has Nezuko gotten taller?). Zenitsu goes when I woke up, my whole body huuuuuuurt! And why the hell are my legs all broken? Who did this to me!? It huuuurts! I'm so scared I can't see! Tanjiro goes you're okay! That's great! Zenitsu goes no I'm nooot! Goku faceplams. And says Tanjiro his body is broken. Tanjiro goes oh I meant okay like not poisoned. Goku goes okay them.

Zenitsu goes I'm pretty messed up, but Inosuke is, even worse. His heartbeat is slowly getting weakeeer. He's over there! Theeere! Tanjiro, Goku and Nezuko all rush over to Inosuke. Tanjiro goes Inosukeee! Inosuke! Inosuke! Keep it together! Inosuke! Goku goes Tanjiro calm down. Nezuko burn the poison out of Inosuke please. Nezuko goes to Inosuke and burns the poison away.

Inosuke comes around and goes I'm hungry. Gimme something to eat! Goku goes hey I literally like starving to death here. Tanjiro goes Inosuke! And hugs him. Goku goes now Tengen.

Tengen has all three of his wifes around him. Suma goes noooooo! Don't die! Please don't die Tengen-Samaaa! Hinatsuru goes we all managed to stay alive! And we won! Suma goes no, nooo! Makio goes what can we do about the demon poison? The antidotes aren't working! Hinatsuru says you're so cruel gods! So cruel!

Tengen says I have some final things to say... Up until now, I've lived- Suma goes if you let Tengen-Sama die, I won't be praying to you guys anymore! I won't ever forgive youuu! Makio goes hey, shut up for a bit! Tengen-Sama's speaking now! Hinatsuru goes both of you be quiet! Makio goes to Suma I'll fill your mouth with rocks, you dumb woman! Suma goes waaaaaaaaaah! Makio-San is bullying meeeee!

Tengen goes (are you kidding me? Am I gonna die without leaving any last words?). This wife's are arguing. Tengen (I can't move my tongue anymore thanks to the poison. Who is this happening? I actually have the time to say some final words now. Come on.).

Nezuko appears and comes up to Tengen. She places her hand on him. Tengen ends up going up in flames. Tanjiro and Goku are watching. Hinatsuru, Makio and Suma all start panic. Goku goes calm down and just watch. The didn't listen to Goku. Suma goes gyaaaaaaaaaaaah! What are you doing!? Who are you!? Isn't it way too early for a cremation here!? He isn't even dead yet and you're burning him! I will spank your butt! Goku cuts her off by grabbing her arm.

Tengen goes hold on. What the hell just happened? The poison's gone. Hinatsuru, Makio and Suma all go to hug Tengen. Tanjiro says I think Nezuko removed it by using her Blood Demon Technique to burn it out. But I really don't know...Goku says well Tanjiro she did do that. She had to do it to me twice. While rubbing his own head.

Tanjiro goes your wounds are still there, so please don't move anymore. I'm glad you're all safe. Goku goes Evil Goku could have wiped you all out but it's like he has orders not to. Suma goes thank youu! Tengen goes is that even possible? I'm confused... No wait. You both shouldn't move either or you'll die. Tanjiro says I'll go look for the demon heads. I can't be at ease until I confirm that they're there myself. Goku goes but I am the one who got both of them.

Tanjiro is still riding Nezuko's back. Nezuko thinks (has brother put on some weight?). Tanjiro goes Nezuko, over there! I smell demon blood there! A clot blood? Demon Blood... Tanjiro gets off Nezuko's back and goes over to the blood. He goes (okay there aren't any incoming attacks.). Goku says I already got a blood sample from the female one. You have to get blood from the male one. Nevermind that is the male one's blood. Tanjiro gets a blood sample. He goes (I got the blood of an upper moon demon!).

Tanjiro goes hey Goku where's the cat? Goku goes oh? The cat appears. Tanjiro puts the blood sample in the bag on it's back while petting it. Nezuko also pets it. Tanjiro goes to Tamayo-San's place, please. The cat runs off. Tanjiro gets back onto Nezuko's back. Goku goes I can't walk anymore when I can still fly.

While looking for the heads. Tanjiro goes nobody's here, huh. Makio-San and the others managed to get everyone out. That's good... Nezuko, there. Go over there. The scent of demons is strong over there. Goku goes wow they are really arguing.

Daki goes why didn't you save me!? Gyuutaro goes I was fighting a pillar then, dammit! Daki says so what! Why couldn't you finish them off! You could've just split his head open! Gyuutaro says I was trying to do that! Anyway the guy with Spiky hair got us both! And the earring brat was still alive, so I wanted to finish him off first. I mean you didn't even do jack shit, so you finish the damn pillar off! Daki goes one tried to get me off guard and I swiped that one away. Anyway then you could've just manipulated me yo do that! And yet you didn't do anything! You let your guard down!

Tanjiro thinks (they're still alive and they're arguing. But their flesh bodies are crumbling piece by piece.). Gyuutaro goes oh, just shut up! You have that Upper Moon title, even if it's just a joke! At least try to beat two wounded underlings on your own, dumbass! There's no way an unsightly thing like you could ever be my sibling! Tanjiro, Nezuko and Goku all look on in despair.

Gyuutaro goes I'm sure you're not blood-related to me all. I mean we don't even look alike! Goku thinks (I don't know if they are more worse from when me and Raditz argued a lot in the overworld.). Gyuutaro continues you're so useless! Your only good point is that you're strong nothing else. Once you lose, you have no worth at all. A deadbeat failure, who's unsightly to boot! Don't joke around! Daki goes if you were alone, you'd definitely be dead. I saved your ass so many times. Gyuutaro goes you're the one who's a deadbeat failure. You're weak, and you've got no good points. Now I truly regretting all the times I've protected a sucker like you. If you weren't there, I would've had a different life. If only you weren't there! Why am I the one who has to clean up all your damn messes! Things would've been great if only you weren't bot..

Tanjiro puts his hand over Gyuutaro's mouth and says that's a lie. You honestly don't think that. It's all a lie. Goku goes I sense it's a lie. Tanjiro goes just try to get along. All you siblings have left in this world are each other. Nobody's going to forgive you for what you've done. You're hated and despised by all the people you've killed, and now they're disparaging you. No person will be your ally. That's why the two of you shouldn't be cursing at each other right now. Nezuko looks on.

Daki goes waaaaaahhh! You're so annoying! Don't lecture us! Go away, shitty brat! Go somewhere else! This sucks! This sucks! Do something, Onii-Chan! I don't wanna dieee! Onii.. She fully disappeared. Nezuko has, tears in her eyes. Gyuutaro goes Ume!

Flashback:

Gyuutaro goes (That's right. My sister's name was "Ume". It's not "Daki". That's a shitty name. No... The name "Ume" was pretty shitty. Because it was the name of the disease our mother died from. Rashoumongashi. We were born in the lowest caste of the Red-Light District. We were major burdens because it cost money to feed us and keep us alive. Our mother tried to kill herself before I was born. And after I was born, I was nothing but a nuisance, so she tried to kill me many times. But I survived. I had a weak body, like that of a dead branch, yet I desperately tried to stay alive.). Women going maggot. Dimwit. Coward among dunces. Useless. (They laughed at me for my ugly voice and appearance. They called me dirty and threw rocks at me. It was like all of the vilifications in the world were created to insult me. I was ugly. I was dirty. I was covered in dirt and dandruff. I smelled bad because of all the fleas. In the Red-Light District. Where one's beauty meant everything in this world, I was detested. Like a monster. When I was hungry, I ate rats and bugs. My plaything was a sickle a customer forgot to take back. But something began to change inside me when Ume was born. Ume. You were my pride and joy. Ever since you were young, you were so pretty that even adults would falter. I realized I was a great at fighting. And I began my work as a collector. Everyone feared and became disgusted by my ugliness. I felt great. My own ugliest became my pride. A beautiful sister like you just blew away my own sense of inferiority. I felt like we could accelerate ourselves to better lives and make a living. Until you turned thirteen. You blinded a samurai by poking his eye out with a hairpin. And as retaliation, you were tied up and burned alive. I wasn't there. When I came back from work, you were burnt to a crisp.).

Waghhhh! Stop stop stop! I'm the one collecting debts here! You dare collect something without giving it back to me!? Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Turn my sister back to normal! If you don't, I'll kill the gods, Budda, everyone! A guy hits him in the back with a sword. The guy goes it's definitely this guy, right? A, woman says yes! That's correct. I'm very grateful. Thank you for driving away this troublesome person. He was truly brutal. He'd viciously injured people before he collected from them, and restraints have stopped working recently as well. I'm really sorry about Ume, though. If I find a cute girl I'll introduce you to her again. Uhh, about the money... The guy goes well, hold on. I'll finish him off first.

Gyuutaro grabs his sickle and back flips. And stabs the woman with his sickle. Gyuutaro goes you sure have a nice kimono. You have some pure and supple skin too, man. I bet you get a full meal and you sleep in a beautiful futon. That's probably how it was ever since you were born. You live in a house that shelters you from wind and rain. Nice, man. Niiiice, maaan! As for the guy who lost a mere eyeball, gyaah gyaah blaah blaah. The guy is charging at Gyuutaro. Gyuutaro with the sickle cuts the sword and the guys head. Just shut up, will ya? (Nobody would help us. It's usual. This was the way we lived every day.). Has he's carrying his burnt sister's body. (After all, people who would come and help us didn't exist. The snow began to fall. No matter what the occasion was, everything just kept going against us. Why is that? "fortune and misfortune are intertwined", right? Good things and bad things come in turn.).

Some goes wazzup, wazzup? How pitiful. I'm a nice guy, so I can't just leave you alone. It's Douma Upper Moon Two. The girl's gonna die real soon, right? Has he's holding a disassembled woman that's he's eating. I'll give you my blood, both of you. If you're chosen by "that man" you can become demons. What we call life is precious. You gotta value it. Well, become demons and be just like me. Can you join the Twelve Demon Moons... And rise to an Upper Moon? Gyuutaro goes (I've got no regrets about turning into a demon. I'd definitely become one, no matter how many times I'm born again. I won't forgive others for having better lives. I'll become the pimp who'll snatch them away and collect them.

(Ume. It's that you and I were pretty different. If you were at another store, you would've been a proper Oiran. If you had normal parents, you would've been a normal girl. If you were born into a good family, you would've been an elegant lady. Or maybe you would've been. You an honest personality that was easy to influence. You turned out the way you did because I raised you. Take before you're taken, and collect. That's what I taught you. You poked a samurai's eye out before, but if you had stayed obedient, you might have gone down a different path. My only regret is you.).

Gyuutaro notices something. He thinks (what is this place? Hell?). Ume goes Onii-Chan! Eww! I hate this place. Where are we? I wanna leave. Do something! Gyuutaro goes your appearance... Ume goes is that the exit? Gyuutaro goes don't follow me anymore. Ume goes wh- why? Wait, I... Gyuutaro goes don't follow me! Ume is shocked and starts crying. She goes are you mad about a while ago? I'm sorry, so forgive me! I don't think you're ugly, Onii-Chan! It just sucked! I just hate losing. I just didn't wanna accept my fault we lost! I'm sorry for not being very capable. If I had been more useful, we wouldn't have lost. I'm sorry for always holding you back! Hey, Onii-Chan!

Gyuutaro goes you and I are no longer siblings, or anything for that matter. I'm heading this way, so you head the opposite direction, where the light is brighter. Ume runs and jumps on her brothers back. Gyuutaro goes hey! She goes no! No! I won't let go! I won't ever let go! We're gonna be together forever! No matter how many times I'm born again. I'll always be your little sister! For sure Onii-Chan! Don't hate me! Don't rebuke me! Don't leave me alone! I won't forgive you if you abandon me! Waaahhh! We're always together! Meanie, meanie! Don't you remember our promise? You forgot didn't you! Gyuutaro's past memory. "When we're together. We're the strongest. Whether we're cold or we're hungry. We'll be perfectly fine. I promise. We'll always be together. I'll never leave you. Look there's nothing to be afraid of. Right? Ume goes waaaaah! Uwaaaghh! Waaaahh! Had they both go off into the flames.

Tanjiro was holding the remains that disappear. Tanjiro goes I wonder if they made up. Goku goes hmm! Tanjiro and Nezuko both look at each other. Tanjiro turns to Goku and goes Goku? Why is Nezuko taller and looking a bit older? Goku goes oh when I waken her memories making her way more human like. Her body must have aged to what it was meant to be at the time. She doesn't age still.

Tanjiro goes you mean that her body is now over fourteen and a half years old now instead of twelve? Goku says yes. Anyway I think it's time that we should get healed. Tanjiro goes yeah. I'm tired. Goku goes man I really need to eat. Tanjiro goes you always need to eat. Goku goes dammit I can't say anything back at that.

Someone says to Tengen, hmmm, I see. Hmm Six. The weakness upper moon. The Six thing aside you beat an upper moon. We should be celebrating. The Six thing aside. I should praise you or something. It's Iguro.

Tengen goes no, I don't really need your praise... Suma goes that's right! Mako goes you're pretty late. Suma goes y-y-you're so late! Were you actually coming? You're so late! The snake goes hisss. All of Tengens wife's hug him. One goes hey. Another oh shiiiiit! Tengen goes ow ow ow ow.

Iguro goes what were you thinking, losing your left arm and eye? Even if this was a fight against Upper Moon Demon Six, at best. How long will it take for you to recover? Who'll take you're place while you're doing that? Especially since Goku refuses to become one. Tengen goes I'm retiring, man. I just can't fight anymore. Oyakata-Sama will probably allow me to do so as well.

Iguro goes well, screw that. I won't allow you. Right now, too many youngsters are dying off without showing any signs of growth. And there are already vacant pillar spots thanks to Rengoku dying. Apart from Kakarot Black. But having you in the shape you're in is a lot better than losing you. Fight to the death. Tengen goes oh no, the young ones are definitely growing. Well the boys you absolutely despise is growing. Suma goes Hinatsuru- hyan, my neg... Twisting my neck.

Iguro goes whoa. You're kidding. They both survived this fight? Tanjiro Kamado? Goku? Tengen goes Goku killed Upper Moon Three remember and Black killed Upper Moon Two.

Zenitsu goes waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thank the goooods we're aliiiiiiiiive. Tanjiro goes yeah! Yeah!

Goku goes well I am surprised that Evil me failed to kill me. I must really thank Goku Black and Bardock for that.

Ubuyashiki goes I see. They beat an Upper Moon... So that's three Upper Moons dead. Amazing job, Tengen. Tanjiro, Nezuko. Zenitsu. Inosuke. He starts badly coughing. A woman goes Kagaya-Sama! He goes a hundred years! A, situation which hasn't changed for a hundred years has now changed. This year alone with three dead Upper Moons. He goes Amane. Yes. Has he coughs up blood. She goes do you understand? This is an 'Omen'. Fate is starting to change in a big way. He goes the ripple is probably spreading. It's swallowing up its surroundings and causing a huge jolt. And it'll finally reach the feet of that man. Muzan Kibutsuji. We will definitely defeat you within our generation. You are the single blemish on our entire family! He falls down coughing blood. Hack! One of the girls goes two girls go father! Amane goes kids, go heat up some water. Then bring the towel and the medicine. Now!

Back with Goku. Goku goes Gohan Black has broken free and Evil me is back and they are probably going to engage each other. Me and my father aren't in shape to do anything. Tanjiro goes you're not joking? Goku goes their battle could possibly end up destroying the earth. Zenitsu goes I hope that doesn't happen.

At the Dimensional Infinity Fortress. Turles goes if I got summoned here with the others that means. Another Upper Moon was killed.

The tidings of the biwa are signs of extreme trouble. Turles looks at a pot. A demon comes out the pot going hyo! Oh you seem to be new. Well, well. Turles goes my name is Turles. Upper Moon Five: Gyokko. He goes how long have you been a new Upper Moon? Turles smirks and goes only a few months. Anyway I replaced Doma when he died. Azaka died and now another one has died. I'm guessing Upper Moon Six. Gyokko goes why have we called here after the death of a third one of us. Turles goes beats me.

Another demon goes this is quite terrifying. Gyokko has forgotten to count during our long absence.

We haven't been called here for a hundred and thirteen years. An indivisible number... An unlucky number. An odd number! Terrifying indeed. Said Upper Moon Demon Four: Hantengu. Turles goes anyway I sense that Muzan hasn't arrived yet? Okay I know Upper Moon One is here since I sense him. He's been here a while now. Turles looks down and goes there he is Upper Moon One. (Even know I am the most powerful one here. I just hope that Fu doesn't fine out. Because I be dead if he does.).

Upper one goes I am here. Upper Moon One: Kokushibou. Muzan-Sama has arrived. Turles looks up behind. And thinks (how is he on the ceiling?). Muzan is doing stuff with some tubes.

Muzan goes Gyuutaro is dead. I also guess that Turles has told you about Duma and Azaka deaths. The Upper Moons have waned. Turles goes well it's Goku Black's and Goku's faults. Anyway I want revenge on Goku for almost killing me! Turles goes are you going to take anything out on us? Muzan goes no. I figured Gyuutaro would lose. As I expected. Daki was holding him back. Gyuutaro would've won if he had been fighting to begin with. He could've just poisoned them in the beginning so they couldn't keep fighting... Well. It doesn't matter anymore. Worthless. He had too much humanity in him. So he lost. But that's fine too. I'm not expecting anything from you guys. Expect Turles.

Turles goes but no demon stands a chance against Goku or Goku Black. They can easily destroy the solar system or multiple galaxies at best. Plus if the one who sent me here ends up knowing I have gone against his orders he would easily he wears erase me from existence. Muzan goes and who's that? Turles goes Fu a demon from my dimension.

Fu appears and goes. There you are Turles! Turles goes oh no. Fu goes relax I'll let you change stuff. The more history that changes the more energy I can get. Your lucky that you killed people who where meant to die anyway. Muzan goes so are you Fu? Fu goes indeed. I just came in inform Turles. I be going now. Bye! Fu disappears. Turles goes how lucky am I?

Muzan goes anyway. The Ubuyashiki family has, yet to be entombed. And what about the "Blue Spider Lily"? Why can't we find it after hundreds of years? I really don't know why you guys exist anymore.

Hantengu goes eeep! Please forgive us! Please! Please!

Kokushibou goes I have nothing to say Ubuyashiki cleverly hid himself. Turles goes I can't sense his energy it's like so weak to even sense. I can't get close to Goku without him sensing me.

Gyoko goes Muzan-Sama! I'm not like them! I have information that can get you one step closer to achieving your dreams. Just a moment ago... Muzan on holding Gyoko head separated from the body. Muzan says the one thing I hate is "change". Changes in circumstances. Changes in body. Changes in emotion. In most cases. Every change is "degradation". It is decline. The one thing I like is "permanence". Gyoko thinks (Muzan-Sama's hand is on my head! Yes... So good...). Muzan goes if something doesn't change for an eternity. It's in a perfect state. I am at the height of my displeasure because it's been one hundred and thirteen years since an Upper Moon was killed. And we lost three of them this year alone. Don't get all excited and give me information if you haven't confirmed it yet. He drops Gyoko's head.

Muzan goes from now on. You guys should serve me with more suicidal devotion. I seem to have spoiled you guys too much because of the mere fact that you're all Upper Moons. Gyoko. If you can confirm your information. Head over there with Hantengu. Hantengu goes eeeeep! Understood sir!

Gyoko thinks (you're kidding! I got information and he blew me off but that's his good point.) Turles goes Gyoko-Dono! Muzan can read our minds remember. That's why he's ask you to go and confirm it. Turles picks the head up and goes. Anyway what kinda of info do you have? I'd probably like to go there too! But I am busy. Gyoko goes no... well... Turles goes doesn't matter. Since I am touching your head I just looked in your head at the info. Gyoko goes how? Turles goes I'm also telepathic. Anyway I have to follow Muzan's orders. All of a sudden the place starts shaking. Turles goes I senses two really high powers.

With Goku, Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Shinobu and Bardock:

Goku goes that's shaking isn't good. Bardock goes I know Kakarot. It's probably Evil Goku and Gohan Black. Goku goes yeah but Tanjiro is badly wounded. I don't know when he's going to wake up.

At an empty field:

Evil Goku goes Gohan Black get ready to die! Gohan Black goes really? Evil Goku goes my mission is to stop the demon girl from turning back into a human. You said you wanted to kill her. Gohan Black goes I did kill her in other timelines. But I was trying to get the most powerful Nezuko's attention. Now that I got it I don't need to kill the version of her here. Especially with Goku, Bardock and Goku Black here. I need there help to try and save my timeline. Even know all timelines depend on it!

Evil Goku goes well I'm still going to kill you anyway. Gohan Black punches Evil Goku. Nothing happens except shockwaves. Evil goes your to weak. Black goes straight too Super Saiyan Two. Evil goes wow you actually part hurt me. Now mine turn. Evil punches Black in the gut and blood comes out of Black's mouth. Black goes screw this and goes Super Saiyan God. Evil goes Super Saiyan Two.

Now the battle is heating up. They keep on clashing punches, kicks and Ki blasts. Black goes Super Saiyan Rose. Evil goes Super Saiyan Three. Black goes anyway I like that your Super Saiyan hair is red on your Super Saiyan Three. Evil goes come on. Black goes aaaaahhhhh! Evil goes what!? Gohan Black goes his is Super Saiyan Rose Mystic! Evil Goku goes okay them and goes Super Saiyan Four. They both go full power.

They both clash and Black is having a small advantage other Evil. Evil goes that's it I have had enough! Kaio-ken times twenty-five! Black goes what!? Has he gets a punch in the gut and a kick in the chin.

Evil Goku goes Kamehama times 10! Gohan Black goes Super Dark Kamehama! Both beams clash into a beam struggle. Both think (dammit we're even. I can't hold this up!). Both beams stop. Gohan Black and Evil Goku both end up in base and fall to the ground with barely any energy left. Gohan Black goes (dammit Rose Mystic still has to much energy lost and strain on the body since my this body can't handle the power yet.). Evil Goku goes (dammit Kaio-ken times twenty-five really did a number on me since I'm not ready for Super Saiyan Four Kaio-ken times twenty-five with the Kamehama times ten yet.). They both go your lucky you know! Huh! Gohan Black goes your lucky my body can't handle all the power I have yet! Evil Goku goes well I can't handle Kaio-ken times twenty-five with the Kamehama times ten in Super Saiyan Four yet. So it's a draw. Black goes yeah a draw.

Goku goes well I guess they both have ended their fight in a draw. Bardock goes good thing too. We have get recapture Gohan Black. Wait Evil Kakarot's Ki has gone again. Goku goes he must have used that device again.

Tanjiro unconscious in bed dreaming. He sees a guy holding food and drink on a tray. He sees that the food and drink have been placed down. The guy goes to another guy I poured some tea. The guy holding a baby and wearing the hanafuda earrings goes ahh. Thanks. The guy goes woow, fast asleep. I'm so sorry my wife also happened to fall asleep. The guy talking looks like Tanjiro? He goes I'm really, really sorry. You're a visitor, but I made you watch over my kid. The other guy goes don't worry about it. She's probably tired. Birthing a kid and raising them is hard work. After I finish drinking this, I'll be on my way. I can't keep eating meals for free like this. The that looks like Tanjiro goes oh, no! I owe you my life. If you weren't around back then, then I, much less my children, wouldn't be here now.

The guy sips his drink. The person who looks like Tanjiro goes alright then. At least tell me your story for future generations. The guy goes no need. But... It must be hard since you have no successor at hand. It may be impossible for me since I am a humble coal burner, but one day someone will... The guy goes no need. Sumiyoshi. Masters of their craft will always find their way to the same place. Even if the times have changed, even if they have taken different paths to that point, they will always go to the same place. You seem to see me as some kind of special human, but that's not true. I couldn't protect a single thing that was precious to me. I couldn't achieve what I was supposed to achieve in life. I am a man of no worth.

Sumiyoshi goes ahhh. Just don't. Don't speak like that, please. Please. I'm begging you, don't think of yourself like that. Tragic. Just Tragic...

Tanjiro wakes up. He thinks (a dream? Where am I?). Kanao goes into the room and is shocked and drops a vase that had a flower in it. She goes are you okay? After the fight ended, you didn't regain consciousness for two whole months. Oh... really... I... see... I'm so glad you're awake... Goku comes in, sits down and crosses his legs and says I see your finally awake. I was worried. Well not anyway near has much Nezuko and Kanao. Even know shouldn't clean up that vase you dropped.

A guy is walking down the corridor. His name is Gotou and he works as a member of the Kakushi, the cleanup brigade of the Demon Hunters. Gotou thinks (I was the one who called Tanjiro Kamado and Goku out for sleeping during the pillar meeting. I guess I'm somewhat connected to them. After all, I was the one who found them in the Red-Light District two months ago. They looked terrible. Man those guys are truly buddy-buddy. That was going through my mind, but all four were pretty much out cold. They're not only younger than me, but they also became swordsmen and fought with their lives. I honestly respect them. And that's why I'm bringing some high-quality Castella. I'm doing my utmost best not to gobble it up right here and now. Goku did wake up in a few days and said that's he's been worst before. But it's present since Tanjiro's still unconscious. I heard he has a good sense of smell, so maybe he'll wake up it I put it close to him. Door's open.).

Gotou looks down and sees the broken vase on the floor. He goes (clean this shit up... Oh Kanao-Chan, you just do whatever you want don't you. She's an oddball since she doesn't speak at all. And she's been slaying demons since childhood. Well. I can't say anything since she's higher-rank than me. Despite me being Twenty-three. Also Goku is also here. Two I heard he and his father had to fight an Evil Goku. It's just weird.).

Gotou goes uhh, I brought some Castella over. So please clear the way so I can put it down. If it looks spoiled, just go ahead and eat it. Goku takes the tray. Tanjiro goes th... Thank you... So much... Gotou goes he woke up!? Why aren't you screaming!? Goku goes this is why I took the tray. Gotou continues you're both utter airheads! You're both supposed to call someone! He managed to regain consciousness, you dumbasses! Everyone's worried sick about him. I don't care if you're my superiors! Right now at least! Goku goes I don't need to go to people to inform them. I can just do it telepathically.

Gotou shouts Kiyo-Chan, Sumi-Chan, Naho-chaaan! Aoi-Chaaan! Tanjiro's awake noooow! Kiyo, Sumi and Naho go we know we heard Goku in our heads tell us. Goku goes I told you Gotou.

Kiyo goes I'm so happy! Sumi goes I'll give you some red bean breaad! Naho goes the Castella's falling off! Kanao is just smiling. Goku goes wow aren't you all being over dynamic! Someone runs into the room. Kiyo goes kyaaaah! Monsteeeeerrr! Goku faceplams. Aoi takes the sheet off herself. Kiyo goes oh, it's just Aoi-San caught up in the laundry.

Aoi goes I'm so glad you're awaaaake! You guys went in my place, so waaaaaaaaaaah! Tanjiro goes thank... you... Are... the others... doing Okay? A part from Goku. Gotou goes the blond dude who left this place the day before yesterday? He's back in service. He's already out on a job. He was screaming and crying. Sumi goes yes. Zenitsu-San woke up the day after the incident. Gotou goes and the sound pillar walked off on his own, with his wives supporting him. Tengen went aghh, holy crap! This pain pisses me off. Gotou continues all of the Kakushi backed away from him because he was just way too tough. They were really scared. One goes oh shiiit this guy can stand up on his own. The other goes those are pretty bad injuries, too.

Tanjiro goes oh, okay... and Inosuke? Kiyo goes Inosuke-San was on the verge of death at one point. Aoi goes Inosuke-San was in a terrible condition. The poison had circulated through his body, so we were too late to stop the bleeding. Tanjiro goes oh... okay... Then I must be hallucinating Inosuke clinging to the ceiling there... Goku goes finally someone else noticed that!

Gotou, Aoi, Kanao, Naho, Kiyo and Sumi all look up. Everyone goes expect Tanjiro and Goku go waaaaghhhh! Gotou goes kyaaaahh! What's wrong with you!? Hey at least I found Gohan Black and got him back to being locked up.

Inosuke goes guwahahaha! I'm impressed you noticed, me Tanpachirou! And Deko! Tanjiro goes well... I'm lying face up. Goku goes I sensed you there the whole time and waited for anyone else to notice. My bad! Everyone looks at Goku and go really Goku, really! Goku goes sorry it's just that I didn't know when to say. Inosuke falls and lands his feet on the bed. Goku goes watch where you land.

Inosuke goes I am the man who woke up seven days before you. Tanjiro goes oh... Good for you Inosuke. Inosuke goes hehe, fuufuu, praise me some more! And you're a feeble boy! You made me worry! Goku goes but Zenitsu woke up one day after and I woke up two days after him.

Naho goes you're not normal. Shinobu-Sama said herself! Kiyo goes oh yeah, look at this Tanjiro-San. It's a weasel from overseas called a 'Honey Badger'! Its thick hide is like armour. It'll be completely fine even if it fights a lion. And poison doesn't work on it, so it can also eat poisonous snakes. Tanjiro goes cute. Kiyo goes Shinobu-Sama said Inosuke-San is just like this thing. Gotou goes Kacho-Sama's pretty random. Aoi goes thinking about this guy is pain in the butt though. Get off!

Inosuke goes so basically I'm immortal! Aoi goes no, you're just a moron. Goku goes an immortal fully heals from injuries fast. I only know that because I fought against an immortal before ending up here. Speaking of which I hope Garlic Jr isn't here since he's immortal. Well I don't sense him. Thank god.

Everyone looks confused at Goku. Inosuke goes who's the moron here, you ass! Aoi goes yeah you may have poison resistance, but you also resist the medicine we give. So be careful! Shinobu-Sama said this too! You keep forgetting everything. Inosuke goes oh shut up, pipsqueak! Don't pull on me! Kanao goes qu-quiet! Quiet! Aoi goes what was that!? You're almost the same height as me!

Kanao goes Tanjiro fell asleep so be quiet! Inosuke goes ahhhh! He's back in a coma! Aoi goes don't say anything that'll jinx him! Just be quiet! Goku goes anyway Nezuko used her Demon Blood Technique to burn the poison out of me, Inosuke and Tengen. Plus remember I am originally meant to be like 44 years old. But I'm in a 18 years old body currently. Anyway I did get something back in the two months. Kiyo goes Kanao-San, let's go make some gruel. Kanao goes kay. Goku goes I really hope that Tanjiro makes a speedy recover so eat could eat a lot. Speaking of food I need to get some before Mitsuri eats it all. And I need more food than her. It's annoying when there's only a little food left. Aoi goes put with you there's no food left. Where do you store it all. Goku goes I have a really fast metabolism.

Anyway I am going to check on Emily and Future Nezuko. I'll just use what I got back in the two months Tanjiro's been out for. Goku puts his fingers on his head and disappears. Goku appears where Emily and Future Nezuko are. Emily goes grandpa. I see you have managed to get Instant Transmission back. Goku goes it was about time I did.

One week later, Tanjiro made a full recovery.

Gotou has a letter from Kiyo. He goes awww, come on. You're all freaks of nature. Inosuke went back to work. Goku went back to work and instantly came back. Goku goes this is too easy with Instant Transmission. To bad the remaining Upper Moons and Muzan are hiding their energy really well. I blame Goku Black for that since they know he has Instant Transmission.

Goku checks on Tanjiro. Who's at training. Getting stretched out of being from being in bed to long. Tanjiro goes nghhh, this sucks. Yeah my stamina's not coming back. I can't stretch flat out. Oh, I know! Did I get a new sword while I was sleeping? I chipped my old one.

Naho goes oh! Your sword? Well... Sumi goes Haganeduka-San sent some letters. W... Would you like to see them? Goku goes that might be a bad idea.

Tanjiro looks at the letter and it says 'You can go to hell hate hate hate fuck you fuck you go to hell fuck you fuck you I have no sword for you'. Tanjiro goes this is not good Sumi goes yeah. Goku goes wow he needs to watch his language. Sumi goes he hasn't sent a any swords here for the last two months. Well expect Goku got another one and opened it. Goku goes well I just got a spare one that's all. It was made by another blacksmith. Especially designed for me only. I still have my other one fully intact. But my second one is Yellow, Red, Blue and Sliver. I don't have sliver in my old one.

Tanjiro goes oh, okaaaay... But I only chipped it this time. Maybe it's because I actually broke the last two. Sumi goes but people often damage their swords right? Goku says but me and Zenitsu never damaged or broken our swords somehow. Sumi goes maybe Haganeduka-San's who's being difficult here... Goku goes he really is. Kiyo goes how about you head to the village? I think you should meet him in person and talk things out. Goku goes are you crazy!? He might try to kill him like before. Tanjiro goes true. Wait the village? She goes all the swordsmiths live there. Goku goes swordsmiths. I thought they're blacksmiths. Sumi goes similar thing. Has they're all eating rice crackers.

Tanjiro goes wait. Can I go there? Goku goes you can I'm going to do some training with my father. Goku used Instant Transmission. Bardock goes there you are Kakarot. Goku goes sorry I was busy. Really for your training to try and get your god forms back. Goku goes I think my body currently won't be able to handle that. I'll rather try to improve my Mystic form. Bardock goes okay them. Anyway can you teach me how to do the Kaio-ken please? Goku goes why father I'm not sure if it can be combined with Super Saiyan Blue. Bardock goes I seen other versions of you use Kaio-ken on Blue. Goku goes alright then.

TBC

(A/N):

Sorry to cut it off from here but I am also that word limit I set myself.

Anyway I did give Goku Instant Transmission back. Mostly because he trained for like two months getting it back when Tanjiro was out for two months.

Yes I have put that Bardock wants learn the Kaio-ken. He believes it would make future missions easier.

Sorry that the fight between Gohan Black and Evil Goku was a bit short.

Next time the sword village arc will continue and Goku will be shocked on a mission.