Okay guys, so usually I don't delete anonymous reviews since i believe in freedom of speech, but I did delete on anonymous review on this story for one big reason. Just because the guy didn't seem to realize this is a parody fic, and was taking it waaaayyyyy too seriously with ideas. Like to the point where it was kind of obsessive

To that guy, bro its a parody fic about a superhero with a weapon that gives orgasms. Of course I'm not going to make Jaune have actual struggle to master his new abilities.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride bro.

I am glad to see that some people understood the reference though.

For those of you confused, Look up the movie Orgazmo.

Jaune was looking over the orgasmorator. Ever since he had used it on Cardin for the first time, he knew it was a viable machine. But he was still wondering if it would work on more than just guys. Sadly the rest of the orgazmo data tapes had been corrupted. So his info on his new weapon was nonexistent. But he knew for a fact that it worked on men. That was a given, but he needed further testing.

For example, there was one thing he needed to be sure of.

Goodwitch's office

"Ugh, what an annoying day." Goodwitch said as she was sipping some Kava tea to help her relax. But sadly nothing was helping.

First she had to deal with ANOTHER food fight in the cafeteria. This time it was caused by Team CFVY. And then she had to deal with the paperwork mess that followed with ordering new furniture for that area. And if that wasn't enough, it was also her turn to do the billing reports for the entire school budget. Usually Ozpin would be the one doing it, but due to a 'brilliant' idea from him, which in reality was just an excuse for him to be lazy, he instead decided the teachers including himself would take turns filing them. That way he wouldn't be the only one doing it over and over.

In reality, he did it because then he only had to do it one out of 15 times a year.

He was doing it out of pure laziness and to be a dick.

And sadly it was Goodwitches turn and it was stressful.

"What I wouldn't do to be out on the town tonight." Glynda said as she was hoping to be out in the club by now.

Some would be shocked to find that Glynda would visit the occassional nightclub here and there. She was not a slut by any means and she didn't go to clubs to hookup, but she loved to dress sexy and dance with her friends knowing there were guys who would cut off their left nut to be with her. And the pleasure she got from denying them what they wanted most was so satisfying.

Sadly instead of that, she was going over calculations with no relief in sight. She hated Kava tea but her doctor recommended she drink it to help with stress. Besides that, she also couldn't drink alcohol while on company time. She didn't even get overtime for this bullshit. It sucked.

"I am probably the most underappreciated employee here." She really wished people appreciated her more.

She just wanted to wake up one morning feeling AMAZING about work.

Instead of dreading that she might get screwed over again.

She sighed and got back to work. Knowing that there was no sense complaining about it.

But if she looked outside her window, she would have seen a peculiar sight. Glynda's office was on the ground floor of beacon, so one could easily see a figure walking around in a skin tight purple latex suit and mask. Jaune decided to don his superhero disguise just in case someone spotted him and thought he was stalking goodwitch. But she was the candidate he needed for this trial run.

He needed to know one simple truth.

Was the female orgasm a myth?

He had heard the jokes about it, how no man could satisfy a woman and that a woman orgasming was impossible. But now he was about to put that theory to the test. At first he was hesitant to go through with this experiment.

His dad's words coming back to haunt him.

"SON! IF GOD CARED ABOUT THE FEMALE ORGASM HE WOULD HAVE MADE IT NECESSARY FOR REPRODUCTION!" He winced at that.

His father had been drunk at the time, and his mother had been in the room.

They didn't have sex for months after that.

But he shook his head of the thoughts, right now he had something else to worry about.

Why goodwitch you may ask?

Well, Jaune knew Goodwitch, while she did try to act kind to her students, he could tell she was stressed out about everything. She needed a little joy in her life. And as he looked down at the orgasmorator, unsure if this was going to work, he pointed it at her. And as if fate would have willed it herself, he noticed Glynda had bent over to pick up a pencil from the ground, leaving her shapely rear exposed for his shot.

BRRRRR

The joy buzzer noise of the orgasmorator sounded off as a purple bolt flew straight into Glynda's ass.

She shot up quick like a bullet at the tingly sensation. But she went stiff for a bit.

"Crap it didn't work." Jaune said as he figured that put that myth to the test.

But then he saw it.

Glynda's breathing got heavier and he saw her legs start to wobble as she gripped onto her desk tightly.

"Huh, not nearly as big as i th-" Suddenly Jaune saw her grip the desk so hard he thought she was going to break it.

"OHHHH MY GOODDDD!" Glynda said as her upper body collapsed onto the desk.

She was wiggling her hips back and forth as the sensation rocked her body. Almost like she was being tickled all over as her whole body felt like it was vibrating in pleasure. She had no idea what was going on but she was LOVING IT!

She had never felt like this before!

"N-No way!" She said as she felt a feeling building up inside of her.

"I-I'm..." She couldn't believe it.

"I"M COMMIINNNNGGG!" She screamed so loud Jaune could have sworn the windows were going to break.

"SSHHHIIITTTT!" She yelled as she fell to her knees by her desk.

Jaune just sat there with his mouth agape. So the female orgasm definitely wasn't a myth, and if anything it was more powerful than Cardin's from earlier. He looked at the nearly catatonic form of his combat professor on the ground with a huge smile on her face as he could see there was a small wet spot on the ground.

"Uh, Professor?" He jumped into the room from the window and poked her with his boot.

Only for her to unconsciously reach out and and start to run her arms up his calf and then to his thigh getting closer and closer to his boys until he pulled away.

"Holy shit, she's not even awake right now." He looked at the orgasmorator. It truly was a miracle of a machine!

"Ooohhhhh." Glynda moaned in her sleep.

Jaune looked at the orgasmorator and then back at her.

"Ugh, damn it Ozpin! No more billing reports!" She yelled in her sleep as her bliss was interrupted.

Suddenly he saw her eyes start to open. And he panicked.

BRRRR

He fired another shot into her as she let out another ear splitting joy filled scream.

The Next Day

"Uh, is it just me or does Professor Goodwitch look like she's glowing?" Yang asked as the normally strict teacher was being way too bubbly for her case.

Usually she would come in all tired and ornery. Most likely from a late night of grading papers. But she walked in about ten minutes late. And they had never seen the teacher look so happy in her life.

"Okay class, heres the thing, I have plans for the day, so you're all dismissed." Now that got everyone shook.

Glynda NEVER cancelled a class. She must have been in a REALLY good mood.

They could have sworn she had a skip in her step as she walked out of the room. They had never seen such a satisfied smile on their teachers face.

Meanwhile Jaune was thinking.

"Boy maybe I should do that more often if it gets me more free time in the morning."