Okay guys, so another chapter for Orgazmo Jaune.
Also to the one guest reviewer, "Matthew 5:44" Read the good book, it will change your life.
I'm in a pretty good mood, so lets get this show on the road.
Oh also, just because I know this story will give that vibe, no it is not a harem. I do not write harems, and I do not write lemons. Not just because my personal beliefs are monogamy. But also because its awkward and weird as hell for me to write lemons.
Jaune was ecstatic. So now he knew that the orgasmorator worked on women. Not only that but it was INTENSE. He was tempted to start using it on everyone. But he got the feeling if he used it too much it would just be played out. You can only make someone jizz in their pants so many time before somebody gets tired of it. Besides that, he was starting to think maybe he should keep his new identity a secret. He always loved superhero comics as a kid, why not try to emulate them?
Well...that and it would get embarrassing if all his classmates knew that he made people cum in order to win a fight. Surprisingly they didn't seem to think too much of his fight against Cardin. They just figured he was your everyday run of the mill pervert. Jaune don't know how they came to that conclusion considering they saw him fire his weapon at him. Seriously how did they miss that? Or did they just block that memory out of their brains?
Jaune shook his head. There was something else he had to worry about right now. And it was staring him in the face.
He made his way back to his base of operations.
The Hidey Hole.
And he was staring at the suit in front of him. Not the suit of Orgazmo. But the suit of his side kick.
Choda boy.
Jaune frowned as he stared at it. The original Orgazmo told stories of his famous sidekick who helped him fight crime with the use of his dangerous sex toys. Jaune in particular was focusing on the cock rocket in front of him. A weapon that could level a mansion in its weakest form, and destory a skyscraper in its most dangerous form. But the weapons meant nothing without one simple thing.
He didn't know anyone who would be willing to take up the mantle of Choda boy.
He winced at the dildo on the helmet. He may have been willing to be Orgazmo, but the most phallic shape thing he had on his uniform was his cod piece on his latex suit. But who in their right mind would wear a dildo on their head? Maybe he could take that part off. After all it seemed to have no practical purpose other than to identify him as his sidekick.
"Who will I ever find who would be willing to embark on this great crusade with me?" He asked as sighed to himself.
But he turned and left the hidey hole. It was finally time to reveal his existence to the world. He put the mask on his face and set off into the night on a bullhead.
...
Well, okay he had to stowaway on the bulkhead. He still felt silly wearing a tight latex suit with a silver cod piece. And he didn't want the pilot to see him. He wasn't that secure yet.
In Vale
Neo was not having a good time. She was just trying to enjoy her rare night off of robbing people. And instead she had some jerk knock her ice cream out of her hand. Normally she wouldn't be as salty about it as she was, but it just so happened the guy was part of a group that was mugging her. It wasn't a big deal for her, she was specially trained and she knew she could kill them.
It was the fact they had to be extra douchey about it and knock her ice cream out of her hand.
It was one thing to steal someones wallet.
But destroying ice cream? That was just a dick move.
She got ready to deploy her umbrella when she heard a voice.
"Stand back evil doers!" She heard a voice say as a figure landed in front of her.
"What...the...fuck..." She thought to herself as the man stood up.
Wearing the most gaudy and tight superhero suit she had ever seen. He was wearing a purple latex catsuit with the sleeves cut off, upon his shoulders she saw silver pauldrons that connected to a long flowing purple cape. The only two things that stuck out about him were the O on his chest and his mask which looked like a child's halloween costume.
"HA HA HA HA!" The thugs in question laughed at the guy.
"What the hell are you wearing man?" That didn't sit well with Jaune.
"I said stand back evil doers!" Jaune said in a stereotypical superhero voice.
His grandstanding only made the men laugh.
"Bro, what is up with you? You realized Halloween is months away right?" They said as Jaune was getting frustrated.
Neo on the other hand was debating what she wanted to do.
On one hand she wanted to kill everyone here including the guy who tried to 'save' her.
On the other hand she really wanted to watch him get his ass kicked.
"You know, I think I wanna see how this plays out." So she took her hand off of her umbrella and decided to watch the show.
"Look man, if you don't get out of here, we're gonna cut you." The first thug said as he pulled a knife.
Only for Jaune to do a spin kick and knock it out of his hand. Neo felt a glimmer of shock go through her at the quick disarm.
"...He got lucky...GET HIM!" Thug one said as they all charged.
And Neo...Well Neo had never been so confused in her life.
"No way he got that lucky..." But she sat back and decided to watch.
The first thug was blocked and took a punch to the throat causing him to collapse on his knees. The man that bashed him over the head with the strange metal gauntlet he had on his left arm. Neo didn't really pay much mind to that. She just figured it was a big club and nothing more. Thug number two stunned by how easily dispatched his boss was had been to slow to react to the masked mans free hand. He grabbed hold of the thugs balls and he let loose a high pitched scream.
"Life got you by the balls?" The masked man said as Neo dropped her umbrella.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Thug #3 yelled as his friend was screaming.
"OH GOD! STOP STOP STOP!" Thug two could feel his boys slowly being put under more and more pressure, almost like a trash compactor. The walls were slowly closing in like a vice and it would only be a matter of time before the pressure became so great that they burst.
Luckily the masked man had mercy and pulled his hand back only to deliver a swift kick to the balls so powerful that the thugs feet left the ground.
"Okay I'll admit that was funny." Neo wasn't one for saviors.
But she would be damned if she didn't enjoy dirty fighting.
She just couldn't believe that any man would be that comfortable grabbing another man's marble sack.
"Last chance fiend! Retreat now or face the consequences!" Jaune said as he got the OR primed and ready.
"Okay! I'm out!" The final thug made it seem like he was retreating.
But he pulled out a gun and aimed at the possibly gay wannabe superhero.
"SUCK ON THIS!" He yelled as the man reacted quickly.
He thrusted his gauntlet forward and the thug saw a quick flash of purple.
BRRR
And suddenly...
He felt something shoot out. But it wasn't a bullet.
"OHHHHH!" Thug three fell to his knees.
"HA AH OH OHHHHHHH!" He started dry humping the air as Jaune looked proud of his work.
Up until the man got way too into it and started stripping.
"Oh...Oh god..." Jaune said as this man was already going further than Cardin and Glynda.
He did however have to look away when the man reached his hand behind to put two finger in his a-
WHACK!
He turned to see the woman he saved furiously beating the man's head in with her umbrella, a large blush on her face in the process.
"Uh...Sorry maam, I've never seen that kind of reaction before." Jaune said as he was suddenly worried about using the OR now.
Neo just looked at him and then at the gaunlet on his arm.
"WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Neo was yelling in her head.
She wanted to see this guy get his ass kicked. But somehow he knew how to fight, and even worse he made that man strip down and almost finger himself in the middle of the street! What kind of semblance was that?! Was he channeling it through his weapon.
"Maam, please don't touch the-" But it was too late.
She had her hands all over it and he accidentally shot all over her.
BRRR
Neo froze.
"Oooohhhhh my goooooddddddd!" She yelled in her head as she also fell to her knees.
Her body heated up as she could feel a rush of energy going through her. It was like she was drinking an energy drink while eating an ice cream cone and riding a horse. It was adrenaline, caffeine and pure bliss all wrapped into one package. She felt her legs quivering as the pleasure soared down from her chest to in between her legs. And she couldn't believe it.
"Nooo...It can't be...Its...Its..." She grabbed onto Jaune's costume.
And if she was able to speak, she would have screamed out in ecstacy.
"Oh no Maam! That was not meant for you! Are you alright?!" He asked concerned because he didn't meant to prematurely shoot the OR at her.
"Oh I am more than alright!" Neo was on top of the world.
Suddenly she was really glad the thugs didn't kill her.
"Maam, I apologize, here let me make it up to you." He said as he walked away for a bit.
Neo wanted to stop him from leaving, see if he could get him to use that machine on her again. But her legs were too numb for her to focus. She was feeling something she had never felt before. Sure she had been with men, but none of them had ever given her a feeling like this before.
And lets face it guys, most of us haven't.
She thought he was gone for good until he came back with something else in his hand.
"Here Ma'am, I hope this makes up for my premature shot." Not only was it ice cream, but Neo's eyes beamed.
It was her absolute favorite flavor as well! First he saved her, then he made her cream, and now she was getting ice cream.
She happily took the ice cream and just looked up at the man like he was god.
"Well I think-" Suddenly they both heard a scream.
"Another citizen is in danger!" He spoke in his hero voice as he stood up.
"Wait!" But her call for help was ignored.
One because he refused to leave someone in need to their fate.
And two because she somehow forgot in the ecstasy of the moment that she couldn't speak.
He had fled as quick as he had came. Leaving Neo down on her knees with a creamy load in her mouth.
"I have no idea who you are...but I'm gonna find out..."
Neo didn't need saving, but she sure as hell wasn't going to let him go away without a reward for what he just did.
I changed his costume around a bit. He keeps the cape and pauldrons, but his suit is more of a combination of the latex cat suit he wears in the film and the spandex film he wears during the filming of Orgazmo xxx.
You know thats one thing, I may be going back to Catholicism, but the mormons seem pretty cool.
I had some show up at my door and they offered donuts. So maybe I'm biased to think they're nice.