Okay guys, happy thanksgiving, hope everyone had a good one. I ended up passing out soon after lunch as is tradition. As for this story, I'll keep going with it until eventually I get bored. Although to be honest, who knows when that will be?
You can only make so many dick jokes before you want to try something new.
Jaune smiled as he looked at the tv in his dorm room. His team was watching it along with him. Usually the news of the world would not concern him. But in this case he took great pleasure in what he saw before him.
"In other news there was a string of dust robberies stopped last night, at first authorities thought that the culprit was notorious criminal Roman Torchwick. However the thugs were apprehended at the scene and they had no connection to the criminal mastermind whatsoever. All men were found tied up. The odd thing was the men almost seemed happy when the police found them. Especially the female thieves. According to eyewitness reports, passerbys saw a man in a mask stopping the thieves, but no one was able to identify him."
Jaune smirked at his efforts.
Orgazmo had made his existence known to the world. Oh all the criminals fought him at first. But they were powerless to resist his Orgasmorator. The men were down after one, as is tradition. But the women kept asking for me. He wasn't going to lie, some of the female thieves had scared him a little. It wasn't like Goodwitch who was powerless after two shots. There was one lady who must have been really deprived, because she kept popping back up.
"Who this mystery hero? We hope to find out, this is Lisa Lavender signing off and wishing you a wonderful morning." Needless to say the team was abuzz.
"Can you believe that Renny? A real life superhero!" Nora honestly couldn't believe it.
"Yes Nora..." Ren wasn't big on superhero comics.
"I must admit its interesting to see someone else take a stand, I wonder if hes a huntsman?" Pyrrha asked as Jaune smirked.
"I mean technically yes but also no." He thought to himself as Orgazmo's first appearance seemed to be going over well.
He especially liked the mystery shot they had of him. Apparently someone had taken a photo of him as he was running away to go and help someone else. He had his back turned to the camera and his eyes were visible as he turned back to look at the crime scene. He almost thought it made him look like a detective out of a noir story. He suddenly didn't feel so bad about not having his own Choda boy. But it would have to wait til later.
He knew someone would fulfill the role eventually. He just didn't know who.
But whoever they were, they would have to be fearless!
But for now, he had to get back to the Hidey Hole.
"HMM HMM HMMM!" Ruby was humming as she was hopping around beacon.
Whatever had gotten Goodwitch into a good mood a day or two ago had been really handy. She had been so happy that she actually decided to take a week off of work to decompress and find herself. So in other words, the combat class was on hold for a week. While usually this would have been an issue, the students still had access to the training ground and were highly encouraged to train on their own time.
But like most students, most of them used the extra time to relax until it was time for the other classes. So hence why Ruby was currently skipping while munching on chocolate chip cookies.
"Boy what a good day!" She said as she felt like a kid in a candy store.
She enjoyed her life at Beacon, but it been work work work all day and no play. So this brief respite had been a godsend for her.
But suddenly she stopped in her tracks.
"Huh? Whats Jaune doing?" She asked as she saw Jaune sneaking about by the hill area.
She saw him look around briefly before putting his hand on a part of the rocky wall.
She then saw a small cave door open up as he walked in.
"Oh no way!" Ruby had to go and check this out!
Jaune had his own secret lair! That was so amazing! She skipped over to the area he disappeared into. She saw that the wall had sealed back up. But she had seen enough movies to know what she had to do next. She put the rest of hte cookies she was munching on into a small bag she was carrying with her. And she started to feel the hard surface for anything that felt out of place. Mostly she just felt very rough and spiky rocks under her hands. But she soon noticed something. There was a small section of rock that was smooth to the touch about the size of her hand.
"Cool." She said as she pushed on it.
She felt her hand slide right in. But thats when it got weird.
When she went to pull it out, she noticed her hand was all sticky and seemed to be covered in some kind of lube.
"Ewwwwww..." That was kind of nasty.
But then all of a sudden she felt her hands and legs tied.
"WHAT THE?!" She yelled as suddenly she felt something slap around her neck.
She looked down to see that her hands and feet were bound with leather handcuffs.
And that there was a long leather rope around her neck connecting to a collar with a ring on the end.
"What the he-" And suddenly she was pulled in.
"AAAHHHH" She felt herself being pulled by her collar as she was dragged across the floor.
She somehow must have triggered a security system when she pushed the rock in!
Surprisingly the floor was nice and smooth as she was being dragged along. But the way she was being dragged by her neck was causing her to be sliding on her hands and knees across the floor as she felt like a character in one of Blake's Novels.
"Someone stop this crazy th-" Ruby tried to scream but suddenly the security system acted again.
She saw a red ball gag come out of nowhere and it got shoved in her mouth.
"AAAHHHHH!" She tried to scream again, but her trying to open her mouth wider to scream only resulted in the ball gag sinking deeper into her mouth.
She finally felt herself come to a stop in a lit room.
"So evil doer, you have found my lair well...Wait ruby?" She looked up to see Jaune standing there.
"JAAUUUFFFF HEAAALL MEEFFF!" She tried to yell as Jaune walked over and took the ball gag out.
"Ruby what are you doing here?" Jaune asked as he undid the leather handcuffs and her bdsm collar.
"I don't know! I was just trying to see what you were doing, and next thing I know I'm all hog tied and ball gagged!" She said as Jaune made a correction.
"Technically if you were hog tied your hands would be behind your back and it would be with rope, not these leather cuffs." He said as she just gave him a weird look.
"Thats not the point! What the hell is going on?! Where am I?!" Ruby yelled as Jaune sat down at a small table.
"Look Ruby its a long story..." He said as he motioned for her to take a seat.
About ten minutes of exposition
"Wait, you mean to tell me you're the mysterious hero that showed up just last night?" She said as Jaune nodded.
"Mhmm."
"And you discovered this cave and somehow managed to put in a security system in case anyone tried to find it?"
"Well technically it was already installed, I just had to reactivate it."
"And I'm sorry, but, your super power is...is..." She didn't even want to say it.
"Yes Ruby, I fight crime with my orgasmorator." He said as Ruby went silence.
"Jaune, I know I never swear and forgive me for this, but thats bullshit." She said as this was just too ridiculous.
"Ruby, you guys literally saw me use it in that match against Cardin."
"Oh please, Cardin was just acting weird that day, he was probably delusional from the punch you gave him." She said as Jaune sighed.
"Ruby, I swear I'm telling the truth." He said as Ruby shook her head.
"Look Jaune, this prank was fun, but I think you need to come cle-" Suddenly Jaune stood up and walked over to a stand with some kind of weird gauntlet on it.
"What are you doing?" She asked as she heard the sound of it powering on.
"Ruby, I'm being honest with you, I really am Orgazmo." He said as he really didn't want to do it.
"Oh come on Jaune, that sort of thing doesn't ex-"
BZZZZZZ
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ruby screamed so loud you could probably hear her from Ozpin's office.
Jaune winced as the scream of pleasure nearly shattered his ear drums. He actually felt like a creep, after all he was 17 and Ruby was two years younger than him. He was certain there was some kind of law against sexual activity that he might be breaking. But then again did it really count if they weren't technically doing anything? If anything he was just a big vibrator right now.
"SHIT!" Ruby said as Jaune looked at her running her hands through her hair.
He was honestly surprised. Ruby was enjoying this immensely, but also unlike every other woman he had zapped with the OR, she was not touching herself like most of them.
Mostly because the author didn't feel comfortable writing that scene because it would sound like something that might get the FBI called to his house, so he just went ahead and skipped over it.
Ruby collapsed to the floor as one of her hands gripped the table for dear life.
"That was...wow...thanks Jaune..." She said as she stood back up with a big smile on her face.
"Ruby, I'm honestly sorry but I figured it was the only way I could prove I wasn't lying!" He said as she shook it off.
"No! Don't apologize! That was amazing! I've never felt like that before! The closest I got to feeling that way was when I was building crescent rose!" She said as Jaune thought that was a bit weird.
Ruby got turned on by building things? That was a little weird. Man if anything he reminded her of Cho-
And then it clicked.
"Ruby..." He asked in a low tone.
"Yes Jaune?" She asked in an innocent tone acting like she didn't just scream like she was having the best sex of her life a moment ago.
"Well you see, Orgazmo did have a sidekick...and I was thinking about how cool it would be if someone else took up his leg-" Ruby was jumping up and down in seconds.
"Are you asking ME to be a superhero too?!" Ruby was practically giggling in excitement.
"Er, Yes, but-" Ruby again screamed in excitment.
"Oh my gosh this is so cool! What do I do? Do I get a special jetpack?! Do I get laser beams?!" Jaune held a hand up.
"Well no, but Orgazmo's sidekick was an inventor and did have special weapons..." He wasn't sure how he was going to explain this.
"Like what?" She asked as Jaune sighed.
Later at night
Jaune was suited up in his Orgazmo suit as he got ready to leave the cave.
"From now on Ruby, all evil doers will fear the wrath of Orgazmo!" He said as he stepped out with his orgasmorator held high.
...
But Ruby didn't come out.
"Uhm, Ruby, I said 'All Evil Doers will fear the wrath of Orgazmo!'" Jaune was trying to remind her she had to say something.
"...I changed my mind..." She said as Jaune sighed.
"Ruby, we went over this, you agreed to it! You said you wanted to be a superheroine!" He said as she let out a meep.
"But this is so embarassing!" She squealed as Jaune rubbed his eyes.
He knew this was likely to happen, but it was too late to pull out now.
"Ruby, you already put the costume on, its too late now." He said as he heard a sigh.
"As I was saying, from now on all evil doers will fear the wrath of Orgazmo!" He said as Ruby reluctantly walked out.
Her usual combat outfit was replaced by a corset with multiple belt buckles on it. Her combat skirt was now tighter to her form and about two inches shorter than usual. Instead of her usual stockings she had fishnets which went down to black boots with stiletto heels that ended at her thighs. She also had a leather mask with two eye holes in it so she could see.
If one was to look at her outfit, you would see the harness for a strap on with a utility belt of sex toy gadgets waiting to be unleashed on her foes.
"And Choda girl!" Ruby cringed as she said it.
When Jaune offered the chance for her to be a crime fighter, she never once figured she would be using sex toys to fight.
Jaune beamed in pride at Ruby.
"Ruby I promise you this, once we start fighting crime, you'll never want to stop."
And with that Orgazmo and the ever loyal Choda Girl began their crusade against crime.
