Seras awake the next morning, having slept overtop the covers of her bed in the RV, as the white van could only do so much against the hot temperature, and the air conditoner was broken. Well, it would drain out all the power for the lights, the small TV, and hell, everything in the RV. A problem I had in real life when I had a RV I lived in for a summer, as the house was too crowded. I had a tv, but only set for gaming. And I had basically no wifi. So good with the bad.. But least it felt like my own place.

Anyway, Johnny's RV instead was set for TV, but GTA can only have limited channels anyway. When Seras woke up, she noticed it was still on, as she saw Lazlow on fame or shame. And she flipped it off as she got dressed for the day. Mainly just putting on pants, her white t-shirt she slept in was still clean enough in Seras's eyes. She doesn't have a lot of clothes truth be told. Or if she does, she seems to prefer the same types of outfits most times. At least it made moving her to the trailer much easier, as Carly and Johnny kept most of Seras's furniture as it was, even though Seras said they were free to remove all her stuff, but turned out they actually liked her design.

Seras stepped outside, going to her ex-house to get some coffee. Her blonde hair all messy. But in that way that's actually sort of attractive in that weird way. Hey worked enough for Pinkie that she actively goes for it, saying it's a style. Least that's what she says, but Johnny suspects she secretly just curls it but says she leaves it unkempt to try and be all hipster about it. Which would be a result of living with Lazlow. They even left on Seras's radio, the longer she stayed in Los Santos, VinewoodRadio became her favorite, and you can quitely hear SHARK - CALIFORNIA GIRLS playing from said station. Again quitely as it was relatively early in the morning. Around 9ish.

Seras heard snoring and sally Johnny asleep on the couch, he must of came home late or something. She even saw a empty JackDaniels still loosely in his grip. The TV was on, playing the funny Pißwasser song.

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log

Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog

Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city

We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties!

Lets grab a case of Pißwasser and drink for the U.S.A.!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch

Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much!

Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and no fucking Dutch! Fuck the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out!

Guns and Pißwasser!

Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down

Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town!

Drinking Pißwasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

Seras annoyedly flips off the TV, but Johnny bursts awake saying ''I'm watching that'', even though he was fast asleep. ''Mm hmm.'' Seras said tiredly, tossing the remote back to him as she heads to the coffee machine, pouring a cup. Johnny ends up flipping it back on, seeing Lazlow on fame or shame. But it's mostly in the background. ''Carly went to buy breakfast, saved you the last bagel and last bit of coffee.'' Johnny told her.

''Coarse she did.'' Seras chuckled, splitting said bagel in half, as it was loose enough for no knife. It's a plane white bagel, and Seras gets out some cream cheese out as it's in the toaster. ''Remind me to buy a second toaster for the RV, I think Pinkie kept the last one.'' She said, Johnny says he'll put it on a notepad.

Meanwhile on FAME OR SHAME, a scene taken from a privous story.

Lazlow: Welcome back, I'm Lazlow Jones. And this is Fame or Shame.

(Viewers Poll: "was Lazlow 'ever' funny?"

A: Yes.

B: No.)

Lazlow: As usual we got deperatos performing. We got hasbeens judging them. And we got an anodyne hetrosexual hosting i-

Male Judge: When are you ever gonna bring back your hot sister?

(Viewers Poll: "is Pinkie Jone hot?"

A: Yes.

B. No.

C: Never heard of her.)

Lazlow: Like you stand a chance Hugh.

(Audience laughs).

Lazlow: Speaking of hasbeens here are our judges.. Hugh Harrison.. (points to female judge) Anita Mendoza.. (points to second male judge) And Imran Shinowa.

Hugh Harrison: Hey.. Who you calling a hasbeen, nobody likes you anyway.

Lazlow: I..

Hugh Harrison: Look at you.. What do they call that look?.. Two gays one cup?

(Audience laughs).

Anita Mendoza: (laughs) Ohh, you..

Lazlow: Yes.. Funny.

Lazlow: Let's just get to it.. Alight our next contestant is from the UK, or something.. Point is he's here to dance.. Like Tracy.

Imran: Of coarse you'd bring her up.

Lazlow: Hey, I didn't sleep with her!

(Viewers Poll: "Did Lazlow sleep with Tracy De Santa?"

A: Yes

B: No)

Lazlow: Now before we start.. (shows water bottle) Remember to drink from the official water bottle of fame or sha-

Suddenly there's a gunshot fired into the air, the camera man turns to see Willis Huntley holding a silver M1911, and behind him a small full armoured swat team, with Carbine Rifles.

"May I interrupt?" Willis asked rhetorically, holding a badge in one hand. The M1911 in the other.

"Is this in the script?" Asked Hugh Harrison.

"Quite. He's hot." The Anita said, fixnig her redish blonde hair.

"Uhh, hello, officer" Lazlow said nervously.

Willis: Are you the same Lazlow who's brothers to Pinkie Jones?… Where is she?

Lazlow: I ain't no ra- (Willis points his gun at Lazlow).. She's backstage.

"Good boy." Willis said, and signals for one of the swat members to go check.

Officer Harry: I think I see her boss.

Willis: Are you su-

Lazlow, having slightly matured from when he sold her to Trevor, suddenly whacks Willis with a baseball bat to the back of the head, Willis falls to his knees. But in retaliation Harry fires a bullet right into Lazlo's neck. And Lazlow falls to the floor, bleeding out.

Imran (claps): Beautifully done!

Harry and 4 other men find Pinkie hiding backstage, Pinkie managing to kill one of them with a box cutter that she stabbed into their neck, and leaving it as she runs out the emergency exit, tricking the alarm by accident.

Harry and the remaining three shoot at her when she gets to her 4 wheeler but she manages to flee. ''After that ginger bitch!" Harry shouts and the 4 men get into a swat van, and begin chasing her 4 wheeler with one of the vans.

Willis and the other swat members end up leaving, Willis saying he's heading to a hospital in case Lazlow hit him somewhere important.

Awkward silence.

Hugh: That was weird... (faces audience, holding burger) Almost as weird as not having a burger shot burger.. Yum yum.

ANNONCER: Burger shot. The official restaurant of fame or shame.

Lazlow: (weak) Help. Me.

Anita (referring to Willis): What a great actor. I say the detective gets Fame.

Hugh: I agree.

Imran: Meh, he was alright.

Lazlow (weak): Uhhhhhh.

Michael [watching from his couch]; This show is weird.