I'm going to try something new. I do own everything. Hey nothing happened, I thought I would get into-.
FBI open the door your under arrest for copyright infringement, now motherfucker.- one of the agents spoke.
I was going to open the door put since you dumbass suggest that I'm incest I won't open it. But I will open if it's your mom coming back for this BBC and this go for the rest of your crews moms and I'm ready for round 100 for a orgy dipping shits.- I shot back not knowing that I just dug my own grave.
That's it man and ladies let's kill this ass for making fun of our mothers- another agent yelled this time it was female.
Oh shit I should take everything I have before they find the bodies.- I panicked and took all of my stories ideas and some locations and a picture of a female Izuku covered in blood. I take a secret exit and successfully escape the FBI.
Chapter two: Welcome to the world of humans Tohru.
Our scene is currently know at a news station well the important ones Like BBC
"GOOD MORNING world my name is Kobayashi San and I'm your anchor lady for the recent events that happened just a few moments ago." The news lady said nervously from armageddon happening or was it her first time on public news. "I will be completely blunt if you forget about it or just recently woke up from a hangover," she jokingly said getting some laughs from her colleagues and the viewers who were having trouble hangovers, seeing that she lightened the mood she spoke much more seriously, "ARMAGEDDON recently just fucking happened with the following end of the world bull shit on screen." She said very bluntly because there's no way to sugarcoat the end of the world and you're still somehow alive and telling the tale.
The scene then changed from the newsroom in a montage of scenes of armageddon happening, with some remnants remaining on of them was a gopher with a RAIL GUN RIDING ATOP OF A 20 METER LONG TERATACTOL. The gofer was still shooting at some heroes who were crying for their mommy's, but the gofer was not alone as more gopfers on top of their own dinosaurs were heading to the president 's house in Washington DC.
The scene changes to a kindergarten which was no longer a place where parents can drop of the kids anymore but now it was a war field, with many stuffed animals holding actually guns and they were shooting at the kids and the kids themselves also had guns firing at the stuffed animals, multiple gun shots were as the storm of lead was heard over that neighborhood until a girl with long platinum blue hair jumped in to stop a bullet from a hitting a kid. The bullets went straight through her body multiple times until she fell face first in the ground. The kids and animals stopped firing, with multiple people crying that she was dead as panicked went through the air, but after a while the girl exploded in multiple directions but instead of blood spewing on the kids. The kids and animals were covered in jelly, so few of the animals and kids licked the jelly and nodded their heads as they now focused on the adults.
"It turns out that jelly from the exploding humans were very good with multiple different flavors and candy bars coming out and making them eat the jelly will enter the strongest sugar rush in history, it was so powerful that it could bring stuffed animals to life with sentience." Kobayashi said as the scene turned back to her with her eating a jelly donut. "Because of one of these armageddon events at least all the countries in Europe have banned any type of jelly from the market forcing all jelly stores and farms to close since it was now illegal to have jelly on in Europe." She said, fearfully unable to think of a world without jelly.
"Anyway pack to the point this armageddon only lasted for 5minutes for everything we once knew to immediately go out of the window and be replaced with chaos and anarchy, thankfully whoever did this short period of chaos ended with everything returning back to normal ish." She said, confusing the viewers. "While everything was returned back to normal some of the armageddon events remained, for instance Saturn's ring is still a wedding ring, the new president of the USA is now a gofer, yes its indeed a thing now. Because the former president has done some morally questionable with him being a complas yo a villain from Japan with the government of Japan not saying a word about this how interesting." She said as she drank a cup of coffee and immediately spitting out and complaining why her co-workers gave her something so terrible and saying why it wasn't green tee. But the strange thing happened as her cup was magically refilled with green tea and sipping it she moaned in delight. "This just in my coffee cup might have the ability to be refilled with any desired drink and I'm keeping it." She said coldly to her colleagues as they took a few steps back.
"Anyway the following government has declared war on who is this TTD and is closing off access to countries with a few of them closing their schools and other workplaces for a week fearing that this new villain could kidnap a child and try to do God's knows what to them so stay in side be safe and report anything strange left from armageddon but hopefully it is not my infinite cup of tea or so help me I will find you." She said coldly to the audience and her co-workers. "This is Shota Kobayashi signing off for now." She said as the screen cut black with a sound of a tv being turned off by a female figure revealing it to be Inko herself who turned off her tv.
Nervously turning her head to the only blonde female in the room that was not Mitsuki, she nervously spoke. "So let me get this straight your an actual dragon from the fairy tales we're told when we were kids," she said pointing at Tohru who just rapidly nods her, " and you said I offered you a job last night and to stay here?Tohru was it?" She said, nervously knowing that she is a light weight when it came to drinking.
"Hai, Midoriya-San, the memory is still fresh in my brain." Tohru said, smiling.
' Strange I'm not waking up from this dream so this is not a dream, holy shit did actually hired a dragon.' Inko thought to herself.
"Um…Um where did we meet my memory from last is very hassy?" She asked trying to see if she actually did ask her to stay with them.
"The mountains!we met at the mountains last night with you having a bottle that had dragonslayer on it!" She said very enthusiastically with some malice hidden in her tone from the bottle that was very intriguing from the way it was labelled.
' The mountains, mountains, mountains?' Inko thought to herself as memories of last night quickly returning with her drunkenly heading to the mountains, finding Tohru in her dragon form and having a couple of drinks with Tohru and telling Tohru 'You can stay with me and my son if you don't have a place to stay.' Once remembering those words Inko's face turned blue with eyes widening in shock. She slumped her lower body to the table where she was with Izuku and Tohru.
Seeing that the woman remembers the events of last she spoke in a dreamy tone. "I'll never ever forget those kind words from you Midoriya-San." She said, making the woman feel terrible from not being able to get her liquor and promised someone she hardly knew.
"Okay, I get that you are a dragon from another dimension and want to be my maid but why did you had to cause armageddon all over the world " she said, remembering that Tohru preformed some magic earlier when she wake up and Izuku telling her that Tohru made armageddon.
Which made her have a panic attack and since she didn't have any medication for that, Tohru had to perform a spell to stop her getting a heart attack and dying. After that she had turned on the tv to see if the world almost ended and unfortunately it did happen with many news outlets reporting the same thing. Which made her lose 20 minutes of time watching tv .
"Well you see from the interaction I had with you feeble humans seeing is believing, and last night you said if you're going telling someone that you're a magical dragon you had to perform a couple of tricks to show them your serious on what you are or they won't believe what you're saying and just call does hero retards then you went into detail what a hero is and about your son after that you checked that weird thingy on your wrist and cursed holy shit and run out off the mountain and said make sure to come to this address, right about here." She said pointing her finger at the table to emphasize her point.
' Bloody hell I really need to stop drinking. If this continues on I might turn into an alcoholic drinking woman.' She mentally said to herself . Sighing to herself she prepared her next words. "Listen here Tohru I will be honest with you my world view has changed because I now know that magic exists and magical entities like yourself also exist," she said in a low tone but she was still heard, "but I'm not sure if I could even pay for service and the new increased cost paying for a extra person," she said sadly with both Tohru and Izuku happy faces turn into sad ones, "as you can see me and Izuku don't have a lot money and since Izuku school is expensive we sometimes don't have enough money." She said but Tohru interpreted.
"You don't have to worry about the payment miss. I can do it for free plus if you guys have money problems I could give you some of my gold treasure." She said almost yelling with small trickles of tears in her eyes while standing.
"But still I don't know if I could explain to people how a 16 year old is working for me for free and there are legal issues about where your from and there's the fact people would be more on age with what just recently happened." She said, more somberly
"I see, I guess you were too intoxicated to formally think about anything other than your social standing and money, tch typical humans." She said, with her anger showing there. So giving a fake smile to the Midoriya family, she spoke. "Thanks for being honest with me miss I think I will go back to my home dimension." She said reluctantly heading towards the door with one going through her mind. ' Why did I actually think that this time I would have a chance at a better life without humans thinking about their greed?
Turning his head to the female dragon, Izuku spoke up sadly. "Hey Tohru o-nechan, would you visit us sometime, I would really like to see you again." He asked, hoping that the dragoness will actually visit from not having friends for 3 years, who just bullied him for not having a quirk or was he being selfish or just wanting to have powers just like the rest of his peers.
The hidden tone in Izuku's voice didn't go unnoticed by the females with different thoughts going through their minds. The first was Tohru. ' Should I actually visit sometimes is he truly that lonely with the only people in his life who actually cares about being his mother and this Tenko person or is he asking me that so that he can learn magic and show of to the ones who treated him terribly so they can accept him and becoming like them making fun of those who don't have a power. Of course he would choose to say this because in the end the only thing humans care about is power.' Thought Tohru.
' Can I really go through this, be cruel to someone who almost died if it wasn't for me pulling that sword from her back and saving her life and promising for her to stay with us only to turn it down because I can't hold my liquor. And there's the fact she promised to teach Izuku magic, Izuku trusts her faster than the people we know. He doesn't even trust our neighbors, am I a terrible mother to let my own son suffer from not having friends and worst of all abandoning someone who is alone in this world of strangers. She must have come to this world to have a fresh start, she did come to this world with a sword in her back.' Then a realization hit her like a truck. 'She must have escaped her world probably from the humans so that why she said that the only thing we humans care about is just power, am I similar to the humans there to get rid of something that is not to my liking. Those people there are similar to the people here who just mock or remove something not to their liking. No Inko you are better them don't let Tohru leave because you're worrying about money.' She thought to herself with a brand new resolve found.
"Tohru you are right that I have a intoxication problem," she said, getting the dragon's attention with the dragon head slowly towards her, revealing that Tohru's eyes were now cold and emotionalles, so steeling herself she spoke, "it doesn't mean I have to break my promise of letting you stay with us, is just you literally caused armageddon to happen so people will be asking to much questions and since you're from a different world and don't have a citizenship here it means we have to make you and make a fake excuse that I adopted you from a terrible orphanage. So how about it Tohru do you want to be a Midoriya." Inko surprised both Izuku and Tohru from what she said. But mostly Tohru who was starting to tear up with joy that Miss Midoriya just asked her if she wanted to be adopted.
"Yes, thank you Miss Midoriya you won't regret it," she said, joyfully until an idea happened, "but there's still one problem." She said, scratching her cheek. Inko, being confused, asked Tohru what the problem was. "You see I still want to be the greatest maid in history so can I still be your maid?" She said, with big puppy eyes on her face.
Smiling to the dragon she spoke. "Sure why not Tohru if you truly choose to be a maid then you can be me maid." Inko said, rubbing her head. Then without warning a notification appeared on her phone, turning on her phone and going to her notifications Inko's face went pale. From the notification that said ' all Japanese citizens, workers, students and heroes must continue with their daily activities.' Knowing what the notification ment, Inko quickly turned her head to Tohru. "Um Tohru can you pretty please give me and Izuku a lift to school and work, I got a notification that said everything is to remain normal in Japan." She quickly stuttered out, making Izuku eyes widen
Tohru just gave the Midoriya family a grin. "No problem Miss Midoriya, just get on my back" she said, she said dragging both Izuku and Inko's hands to the door and gently kicking the door open as she glows a bright orange color. Then the orange light that was Tohru shot into the sky like a rocket, with Tohru in her true form in the sky with perception blocking spell activated to make sure nobody saw them in the air.
It didn't take them to long to get to Izuku's, mostly due to when Inko told Tohru to slow down but the dragoness didn't here or was it Izuku telling Tohru to do some barrel rolls and going much faster, causing Inko to barf out her breakfast on blonde boy who swore when the barf landed on him. They had to land on a building roof top so that they could there earlier and also to make sure nobody saw Tohru returning in her human form, nobody saw them enter or leave the building thanks to Tohru making a perception blocking spell around her new family, they were few steps away from a blond mother and boy who had barf on his and silently mumbling uncorehearent words.
The Midoriya didn't notice them or just ignored them, once they were at least at the school Tohru ended the spell and shocked the passerby from the sudden appearance of the Midoriya family and their newest members. Some of the people were about to call the cops or the heroes, because since how Japan is well Japan everything has to be strict but before they could tattle on the family the blond female from earlier yelled to the greenet mother.
"Oi inko is that you and Izuku," the woman yelled to the family, who all turned their heads to the Bakugou family ,"hey whose maid is yours?" The woman asked never seeing Tohru before, seeing her next to green haired family made her on guard.
Once seeing that it was Mitsuki and unfortunately Katsuki was also there, she put on her best smile to Mitsuki and spoke. "Hey there Mitsuki it's been awhile how have you been?" She asked her old but still best friend if she wondered if avoiding Mitsuki and her family was a good idea because their sons were no longer friends. Unfortunately she couldn't think for that long as Mitsuki was giving her ' what the hell are you hiding' looks. "Um well you see it's a long and complicated story but to keep it short this is-." Inko couldn't introduce Tohru as the golden eyed busty dragon introduced herself.
"My name is Tohru Midoriya, and to answer your question about me you old hag I'm kind of studying to be a maid. I just recently moved to Mustafatu thanks to Miss Midoriya adopting me a while back." She said to the woman giving her the fake story Izuku told her when introducing herself to someone who hadn't seen her before while walking to school.
You would think that the perception blocking spell only removes the caster from any observing entity but you are wrong the spell removes the caster smell, shadow, any sound they made and some other stuff. So thanks to this spell's uniqueness Izuku was able to give Tohru a believable story from where she is and how they know her in bringing daylight in front of people and they couldn't hear them because of the perception blocking spell.
Any enough rambling back to the cast. Once hearing that this new blonde brat called her old hag, Mitsuki instantly became pissed. "Who the fuck are you calling a old hag you brat." The woman screeched her lungs out to the blond dragoness. Tohru just got tick marks on her face from being called a brat
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"The second blond woman here, and who the hell are you calling a brat you old fart!" The dragon shot back at the woman, with both of them face to face with sparks flying. "And most important of all why the hell is that brat have barf all over his head?" She yelled/asked the woman. "He looks like an idiot on a scat farm." she said, making the younger blond pissed.
"Who the hell are you calling a brat, don't you know who I'm." He yelled, getting the attention of the people who were just trying to pass the shouting match between the females. "And why the hell are you wearing those stupid clothes." He screamed out.
Tohru got immediately angry that her clothes were being made fun of. "First of all I don't know who the hell you're and I don't even care what type of a reputation you have ,to talk to someone who is way older than you. So put that pathetic superiority complex you have up your ass you stupid gaki." She said she might not like the blond child very well but that she could find out that this human child has a big superiority complex to show off his ego. And it infuriated her to know the end because his scent was on Izuku. ( A/N: this has to be established right now, I'm not against gay ship, but this have to stop. And guys don't you bring you're homophobic, news flash I'm bai. It's just I hate the BakuDeku fans for their toxicity and literally threatening the creator of MHA to make it cannon.)
Katsuki hearing that someone was saying that he was not special made him pissed at the older blond. "Well fuck you big boobed bimbo, why don't you go back to that backwater place you call Hooters!" The boy yelled out, with some of the walking people, to question Mitsuki parenting because how does a shonen know foul words?
These were the words that made him dig his own grave. Because Tohru was freaking pissed that she was similar to those females who sold, her hands became her dragon claws, her wings grew much larger by 20 inches and her facial features darkened to a weary cold emotionless look. This sudden scary transformation didn't end there as Tohru KI was released all over the city with many pissing their pants as a red flaming aura surrounded her as cocks her right arm back ready to cut the blond child into shreds.
" Why don't you shut up and die, you damn gaki!" the dragoness said as she launched her first at the boy with a sickening crunching sound being heard. Many people screamed out in fear as they heard the sound of a child dying but they also heard a child crying for their mommy
"Aggh mom help!" The sole Bakugou child screamed out to his mother with his skin being pale as there was a wet spot on his pants from nearly dying from Tohru's draconic fist.
The boy didn't survive by the skin of his teeth, he only survived because Tohru missed on purpose with her hand elbows deep in the reinforced concrete ground, that was reinforced by Cementoes himself with the cement being able to take a nuke and it was easily destroyed by a teenage girl how ironic. Somewhere in Japan the same hero sneezed
The dragon slowly raises its head with most of her face being obscured by dark shadows with her left gold slitted eye glowing dangerously as her single eye digging a hole in Katsuki soul. With the boy slowly starting to cry from this new emotion that he didn't understand, it was forgein to him, alien even though it was fear and the center of this fear was the dragon maid.
" Listen to me well you gaki or I will make today your last day on earth." She said to the child who only nodded. " Good." She said with a fluent motion she nonchalantly pulled her hand out of the crater, with that done she stood up towering the boy with her face still covered by darkness with the only source of light being her golden eyes. " If I ever find a Izuku with a bruise, broken limbs, destroyed positions for him crying because of you, your goons or the teachers because you all think that is funny to hurt somebody who is quirkless. I will hunt every single one of you and give you all a slow and PAINFUL DEATH!" she said with her face 2 inches from his face, the boy only nodded rapidly not wanting to piss this woman who was scarier than his own mother.
"Good now that's done, I hope you have a great day, you blond gaki." She said with a friendly tone that was a complete 180 from how she was a few seconds ago. "And also I think you should go to the school lost and found to get some extra clothes because you just wet yourself brat." She said letting out a chuckle. Making everybody sweat drop from how she went from literally talking about homicide brought daylight to sunny and cheerful.
Mitsuki just turned her head to Inko, she pointed her finger to Inko then Tohru and then pointing at her watch. If you didn't get what that meant hears a translation: Inko who the fuck is that and don't you dare think of giving a sorry ass excuse.
Inko just sighs giving Mitsuki an idea what Inko was trying to tell her is something that she had to tell the blond mother in private but for can't we just enjoy that Katsuki has been taught a lesson in respecting people's status. Plus I don't believe that Tohru won't do something this extreme again in brought daylight like last time.
Mitsuki brows narrowed translation: What the fuck do you mean like last time. Inko did this psycho bitch did this wait a second did she kill someone. Inko did you heir a fucking hit woman on my son. Okay I know that our brats are no longer friends but this is just fucking extreme even for my standard.
Inko blinked twice translation: First of all I ain't stupid enough to higher a licensed killer and let them hang around my son. What Tohru did was well do you remember this morning that Armageddon happened.
"Okay, that's it oi dragon brat can you walk my brat home with Izuku after school." She yelled at Tohru who just had that darkened look on her return scaring Mitsuki. ' Shit how the fuck is meer brat producing this much killing intent this is one big shit storm you got yourself in Inko.' The woman mentally screamed in her mind.
"Nani! Who are you calling a brat you fart!" Tohru yelled at the olde-.Hey Tohru is actually older than Mitsuki so this means that Mitsuki is actually the brat here not Tohru oh well it's out of my line of dourystriction.
And que two angry blond womens arguing over the age and throwing insults. Inko sighs that she wasn't in the mood to explain everything that happened earlier. She was going to stop Tohru from killing Mitsuki but she stopped when she heard Mitsuki next words. As the older blond grabbed Tohru's maid shirt
"Listen here you brat, I don't care just because you're a fucking maid or Inko's new. If you want to fucking threaten my brats life just to teach him the world doesn't revolve around I would like to say thank you for humble zing that spoiled asshole. Because I was getting sick of it and the bullshit he says about my best friend's son, which always infuriates me that he got an ego. So if he ever cross that line don't fucking kill just scare the shit out of him. You got it brat!" The blond mother yelled out at the teenage girl.
"You're not making any sense, old hag!" Tohru yelled at the woman.
"I mean if you want to be a maid, you gotta at least know how to treat spoiled kids without noticing your employees. In short, if I ever need a babysitter I'm going to call you first brat!" She said in her own kind words.
"Thanks I really appreciate it, Miss Bakugou and also Miss Midoriya didn't you say that you get to work first for some work stuff because you are going to be late!" The dragoness said to the woman while still yelling from the weird way Mitsuki was being nice to her.
Inko looked at her watch to check the time as her face became a comical white as she realized she only had 10 minutes left to get to work. "Shit I'm going to let Um Tohru I need you to give me a lift to work fast!" The mother said.
"No problem, I got it." Tohru said as she gave a thumbs up to the woman. The blond dragoness again nonchalantly picks Inko up with one hand as Inko was on Tohru's left shoulder. Tohru was going to move at full speed but she stopped herself as she turned her to the blond child. As her face darkened again with the primal KI being 10 times worse this time. "Remember my warning very well gaki or you are dead, don't hurt Izuku-kun then you will live to die another day if you ever think I won't keep my threat. That's a dragon's honor." She said darkly making all the passerby to be unconscious from the KI. She turned her head to Mitsuki with a face brightening. "And I hope to see you again Miss Bakugou." She said to the blond making the blond thinking that this girl really needs to know how to become a maid so she knew what to do. "And Izuku-kun have a nice day." She said with a very nice smile. "And if anyone harms, tell me how they look so I can end them myself." She said darkly but there was a protective heartwarming tone in it. "Now let's go to Miss."
"Oi dragon girl hold up!" Mitsuki yelled at the dragon making the girl almost fall face first to the ground, turning her head to the Matriarch and narrowed her eyes at the woman.
"Oi what do you need miss Bakugou?" Tohru asked the woman a little bit peeved that she was going to make Miss Midoriya late for work because of this blond Milf.
"Me and Inko haven't hung out in a while so I just wonder why can't we talk a little bit to hang out later plus the place I'm going is near Inko's job." The woman couldn't finish her sentence as Tohru picks Mitsuki up setting the blond bombshell on her right shoulder as the dragon jumps at the sky to Inko's job and also she knew that Mitsuki was the type of person who was very protective of Inko so it made the blond woman be in her good grades.
Meanwhile on the ground Izuku just waved at the fading image of Tohru, Inko and Mitsuki. ' Humm I guess today would be different after all. So come on Izuku set your heart ablaze because today is the new chapter of you gaining a chance to be a hero.' The boy thought to himself for the first time in a years he was looking forward to school. As he takes a few steps to school with gates being in view, while was walking to school he missed his step as he tripped and was going to kiss the ground hard. ' Or maybe I could die today.' The boy thought to himself as his face was a few inches from hitting the ground and he closed his eyes.
Then gravity just stopped as he was floating in the air. The greenet opened his eyes and moved his head from side to side as gaze eventually landed on a girl with platinum gray hair with a ghastly pale skin tone as her hands were glowing a light pink. She was the same age as Izuku and she was actually giving the green haired boy an actual kind smile.
"I'm sorry for using my quirk on you pal." The ghost girl said to the boy with the boy beginning to sweat buckets as he wasn't used to talking to girls his age. "My name is Reiko Yanagi ,I'm new to the school so um can you help me out find my to the class I'm in class 2A." She said to the boy shocking Izuku that this new girl was in the same class as he was and unfortunately Katsuki to. He couldn't think of anything to say as he was usually not talking to his classmates.
The girl sensed this and spoke up. "It's obvious by the way that your maid was threatening to the blond boy on committing mase genocide that you are usually bullied here at school and teachers don't do anything to stop it means that you're quirkless." The girl said bluntly to the boy who just had a down casted expression on his face that he wasn't going to make in friends at school because this new girl was going to be like the rest of the girls in his class.
"Hey buddy what's with the gloomy look you looked like some just made your puppy roadkill and throwed the body into a meat grinder and ate it in front of you." She said making Izuku hold in his barf from the goory image. Yep he was scared for life. But still he couldn't form words in his mouth because this girl might just drop in front of everyone making this become from world shattering to him usually getting bullied.
"Listen here man I really don't have a problem with quirkless people since my grandmother is quirkless." She said honestly to the boy shocking everyone that wasn't her or her mother who was dropping her off since her husband was at his first day at work. "So if you ever want to hang out from time to time than just drop by at place." She said with the most honest tone that Izuku ever heard from people that wasn't his mom, Tenko, old man Torino and now Tohru and this new girl.
"Um my name is Izuku Midoriya nice to meet you Yanagi-San." The boy said, being gently put on the ground by telekinetic ghost quirk user. As she gave him a nice smile with the girl mother smiling that her daughter was able to make friends other than that Kodai girl from her previous school. "I would like to hang out sometimes with you." The boy nervously stuttered with a blush on his face still not used to talking to girls.
"Just call me Reiko, I'm not the one for formalities." She said seeing that the boy hadn't talked with alot of girls rather than his mom and maid. "Let's go inside we are going to be late for class." She said as holds Izuku's hand to the school not seeing the boy's face a deep fifty shades of red.
The girl's mother just had a mischievous smile on her face as she walked to her child and her daughter's new friend. ' Yosh pretty son I'm going to be grandmother! Oh I'm going to spoil my future grandbabies rotten.' She thought to herself as a another went through her mind ' Probably should help the kid with his social anxiety of girls and also why is the sky have magic circles?' She thought to herself as she remembered the circles from earlier . ' Oh shit that dragon is going to make armageddon happened again. She must be from the chaos faction.' She mentally screamed out as yet again armageddon happened for the second time. With someone yelling curses of you are not going to drink alone anymore.
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A few moments with Tohru, Inko and Mitsuki.
"So are you going to tell me the real fucking story on who the is this girl and why did you think she can end the world!" The blond yelled out as Tohru was busy jumping from building to building.
"Well you see Mitsuki its a pretty long story on how i know Tohru so i will tell you later in private!" The green haired mother said to her fellow mother as she was beginning to loose her breakfast again. Mitsuki just gave Inko the look.
"Than make it fucking short so I can know that you and Izuku are not in trouble because of this dragon maid girl!" She said before adding. "I'm worried about you Inko we haven't hang out in a long ass time not after Katsuki became a jackass to Izuku and giving Izuku Stockholm syndrome! So just tell me what's truly going on we're friends aren't we!?" The woman yelled slash yelled at Inko with the older greenet feeling ashamed that Mitsuki noticed that she was purposely avoiding her.
Inko was going to tell Mitsuki on why she was actively avoiding her. But she stopped herself as Tohru landed on a building a few blocks away from her job. As the dragoness makes another prescription blocking spell. Inko looked at Tohru with her mouth agape. "Um Tohru this isn't the building of my line of work so where are we?" The human asked the dragon.
Tohru just rubbed her cheek as she spoke to the green haired woman. "Um well I was confused on what Miss Bakugou said about this illness known as Stockholm syndrome." She said to the woman as face soon than changed to a determined one. "Is Izuku-kun sick because of this syndrome is there a healing potion for this sickness, how long has Izuku-kun had this and how do we cure it and how do stop it from returning to Izuku again, is it dangerous thas it does it causes death?" The dragoness shot a flurry of questions to the woman with Mitsuki being taken a back from how Tohru was acting like a mother to Izuku.
Inko just shook her head from the question Tohru just asked her. "No Tohru isn't a life illness and don't worry Izuku doesn't have it anymore. I think?" She said those last words silently but she was still heard by Mitsuki and Tohru.
"Oh thank goodness I thought that Izuku kun was going to die for a second there." The blond said releasing a breath she was holding. But her gaze became more thoughtful "then what the hell is Stockholm syndrome, I really don't want Izuku kun to have it." The blond teenager said to the 2 mothers, Mitsuki turned her head to Inko as she gave her ' is she really serious of not knowing what Stockholm syndrome is.
Inko just nervously laughs as she rubbed her head as a gentle breeze flew over them. Which was All Might as he was in full speed as he was working double time because the world just recently almost ended and he was a man on a mission to find this TTD before him finds this person who can nonchalantly end the world. He didn't notice the 3 woman Thanks to Tohru's perception blocking spell.
Inko wasn't going to answer Tohru question because she was afraid that she actually going to kill Katsuki in brought daylight. And she wasn't going to let her new child ruin their because of the blond brat's giant ego. Mitsuki saw that Inko was having a mental debate with herself probably thinking was it worth that her explosion quirk user brat was worth letting living.
Sighing to herself she answered Tohru question on what Stockholm syndrome was,as she turned her head away from the now dangerous looking Tohru as her face covered in darkness with her hands becoming more scaly and sharp with her dragon tail moving frantically in the air wanting to destroy something that was blond. From how Izuku was having a mental illness that he was sipping for the people that treated him terribly.
"Oh that's it I'm going to fucking kill that gaki for hurting Izuku kun both mentally and physically!" She yelled out almost destroying the sound aspect of the perception blocking spell. She turned her emotionless gaze to Mitsuki with the blond taking few steps back from the murderous glee in Tohru's eyes. "And you are the most worst sorry excuse for a mother I have ever heard. Like why the fuck would you approve of this shit happening to your best friend's son!" She yelled out even louder. "You are a sorry excuse for a mother and friend to Miss Midoriya and Izuku kun!" She yelled at the woman who just clenched her fist because she wasn't going to pick a fight with this girl who can easily kill her but she decided on the best thing she can do with her eyes leaking as she yells her reply.
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"Don't you think I know that brat!" The older busty blond yelled at the dragon girl. "I emmitt that I was shitty friend to Inko and a even a shittier aunt figure to Izuku when I figured out that loud mouth, attention seeking, ungrateful brat beginning to become an asshole to Izuku-kun!" She said crying herself from the failure of a mother. "I started to see Izuku appeared less and less until he completely stopped visiting us, I saw the bruises he had I foolishly thought that the kids were just rough housing but no! Those bruises was from the hurting him from being quirkless and I thought that Izuku was being bullied by some other extras brats! But no it was my ungrateful brat who was making Izuku life a nightmare" She said beginning to cry as she held Tohru's maid shirt.
"But you're wrong to think that I haven't tried everything in my power to make Katsuki stop being a asshole to Izuku." She said to the dragoness shocking the older Midoriya that Mitsuki hasn't given up on their friendship because her son was being bullied by the explosion user. "I tried beating him, punishment and even called those fucking assholes who made my son become the opposite of the person he wants to be and made the situation even worse! I have tried my very best for 4 fucking long years to see bestfriend's be happy once more even if it means me and Inko are no longer friends!" She yelled out shocking Inko that Mitsuki would sacrifice their friendship so that Izuku could be happy.
'Was I wrong to think that Mitsuki didn't longer cared about Izuku because he doesn't have a stupid quirk. Hmm maybe she can help me out with this whole situation and probably my drinking habits.' Inko thought to herself as she ran to Mitsuki and giving the older woman a.
"Baka, baka you are idiot for thinking that I would just give on our friendship just because your son is a complete asshole to mine. I would still be your bestfriend till the day I die don't you forget it you dumb blond." Inko said to her friend as both of them embraced each other from their heart ranching vulnerable words as it was making the chaos dragon slowly tear up and a somewhere in the world where Tohru was born a certain harmony dragon was crying her eyes from something heartwarming and also she was trying out a new sweet food.
They stayed like that for a while before Mitsuki broke the hug as she wipes of her tears and playfully punched Inko for calling her dumb blond. "Oi lettuce hair who heck are calling a dumb blond." She said to Inko who returned the punch with one of her own.
"I'm talking to the second blond that isn't my daughter you pomeranian." She said to the woman with the blond mother chuckling that Inko was serious about adopting Tohru.
"Yeah let's hope that she doesn't become like my brat." She said as she looked at Tohru who was trying to hide her tears so that she doesn't look weak to woman who just called her mom. "So are you going to tell me on the fuckers that abandoned this brat from being nice to quirkless so that I can kick their ungrateful asses!" She yelled out as punches her fist in the air.
"Trust Mitsuki you would even last a second against Tohru they are just fucking OP as fuck." She said to the blond mother that Tohru's parents are actually super strong and they just abandoned the dragon maid. Once that final thought went through her mind she immediately got pissed as she grabs Inko's shoulders.
"Inko tell me who are this rich son of a bitches for leaving a child to defend for herself. When I found those ungrateful assholes I'm going to fucking squeere them alive!" She said as she frantically shook Inko. The blond mother turned her head to the dragoness. "Oi Tohru are you okay with me killing your piss of shit of parents for abandoning you!?" The blond woman asked the girl while still shacking Inko.
Tohru just shooked her head appreciating the women's kindness. "You don't have to worry about that Miss Bakugou. My father was never the abusive father to me when I was growing up. Plus you wouldn't last a second against a powerful dragon that is strong as my father punny human." She said forgetting that she was trying to be nice humans this time instead of well incinerating them. Mitsuki just got pissed.
"I'm trying to be nice here brat!" The blond mother yelled at the dragon with her fist angrily shacking at Tohru's comment. "I get that you might have a transformation or mutation quirk but it doesn't give you the right to be racist bitch because you are not human!" She yelled at Tohru not preparing for Inko next words.
"Because Tohru isn't actually human Mitsuki, she's a dragon!" Inko said out loud recovering from Mitsuki shacking. The blond mother let's go of Inko as she had a blank expression on her face from her friend's words
"Oi Inko did you hit your head or something, because I just thought you said that the brat is an actual dragon from those old fairytales we used to read as kids?" She said as she saw Inko shook her head as she knew that she can fully trust Mitsuki with this but the blond women's family Maseru maybe but Katsuki fuck no. "Inko are you telling that that brat over there," she pointed at Tohru who yelled out I'm not a brat.,"is an actual dragon?" She said as she saw Inko was nodding her head that Tohru was actually a dragon.
You see Mitsuki is a long story so I would put it short. Last got very drunk I went to the mountains to scream all of my problems out because the assistant manager was being a dick because Izuku was quirkless." She said as she saw Mitsuki and Tohru were ready to kill the poor soul. "When I got there I found Tohru in her true dragon form with a big ass sword that can only be removed by the kind hearted soul." She said as she saw both Tohru and Mitsuki wince from the image. "I was to drunk to think carefully and also I didn't want to let someone die, so I got onto Tohru's back and pulled it out saving her from death. I was still high on liquor so me and Tohru drank a few bottles and I offered her a job as a maid and to stay with me and Izuku." She said covering her face with her hands. "The next I felt the ungodly hangover, I threw all my daily rituals with Izuku and when we were about to leave for work and school, Tohru was at the door in dragon form, she roared I obviously fainted after she said Tadaa and became her current form you see now." She said as she pointed towards Tohru who casually waved her right hand. "And few minutes later I woke up to releazie that the world almost ended because of I told her last night to show Izuku a few magic tricks to make him believe that she was an actual magic dragon and unfortunate." She was going to say that Tohru armageddon happened but Mitsuki stopped her.
"So let me get this straight you adopted an actual fucking magical dragon to be your daughter and maid." She said as she grabbed Inko's shoulders firmly as she looked at the mother with the most don't fuck with me Inko. "Okay that's it you are never drinking alone ever again." She said as let's go of Inko as she looks at Tohru.
Inko got confused that Mitsuki didn't call her crazy. "Wait a second Mitsuki you don't believe I'm crazy?" The woman asked her friend just gave her a shit eating grin.
"Inko I have known your ass for the longest time I know when you're lying to so if you say that this brat is a dragon then I believe." She said with her left arm on her hip. She then turned her attention to Tohru. "Oi dragon girl do some magic I really want to see who would in a fight a dragon or a elf." The woman said to the teenage girl.
Tohru's response was making a red small circle in her index finger as she said. "I will show something more impressive as that." She said as the familiar red magic circles appeared in the sky with Inko's eyes widening.
"TOHRU DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT AGAIN!" Inko tried to stop the dragon but she was too late as armageddon happened again.
"That's fucking it you are no longer drinking alone!" Mitsuki sweared out as she found out that Tohru was the one caused armageddon earlier. She also thought that life was going to get better for the Midoriya family as she had a scared but insane smile on her face.
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Tohru why the hell did you punch All Might" Mitsuki yelled at the dragon as she saw the #1 unconscious on a stretcher