Authers Note: HOLY SHIT! i did not expexct the response that i have gotten with this. This should be fun. Hope you people keep enjoying the story as i deside where to go with this. thanks to all the encouragment also the critism that i got i will say grammer is my weakness so sorry if things are not grammaticaly correct.
Im going to see how long this chapter is gunna be. This could be a long one. So i have desided that this is going to be A HAREM! (monty python joke) and there's a challenge for you i want someone to tell me what monty python movie that parody joke came from. First one will get shout out in my next story.
normal people dont exist"
'Fuck normal people'
"Stupid puny humans"
'still stupid meat sacks'
Jutsu names
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN ANYTHING NARUTO SO yea
"Jiji?" That was the first thing our blonde hero said waking. As his vison returned to him Naruto started shaking his head to shake off the grogginess looking at the grandfatherly old man infront of him. The man now know as Jiji put his hand on the shoulder of the blonde and smiled sadly. "Yes Naruto its me. Now you need to tell me what happened.." His mind trailed off as he started thinking for a moment 'so i can keep my promise to your father' "So i know what to do with your...'protection'." Naruto leaned back and fell off the bed laughing harder than he had laughed in days. "What protection Jiji most of them dont even come to help until i'm almost dead after the villagers are done..." Now it was his turn to pause "Well ok there are two who try to get there to help and stop it when they can..." "well who is it Naruto? who comes to help you?"
After a couple minutes of thinking he looked up and smiled pointing to the door as two ANBU walked into the room in their normal ANBU attire. The first looked at the boy, her long purple hair reaching mid way down her back. The armor she wore was standard for a female ANBU, only slightly hugging the curves of her body. Her most defining feature would be the neko mask on her face, hiding it from all. The man who walked into the room was a captain his black hair in a loose pony tail with standard ANBU armor, looking to the old man and shook his head as he looked at our blonde hero. His mask was that of the tora. Both ANBU went down to a knee head down. "Tora report" The old mans voice went from loving and kind to stonic and cold in a moment. Tora looked up and noded "Mision complete all leaders of the mob were.." He paused for a moment looking at Naruto and resumed "Delt with as you ordered Lord Hokage" As he was about to keep going Naruto shot up and looked at Tora.
"Even the man with the mask?" In an instant all three looked at him and the Hokage looked at him speaking first. "what man with a mask what did the mask look like Naruto?" Now Hiruzen Sarutobi was worried he knew that Nauto would only say this if he knew the mask which ment it was a member of... "it was... a tori mask." He looked at the three what he didnt see was the rage in all three faces as he spoke the man known as Tora looked at Hiruzen and then back at Naruto. Now it was Neko's turn to talk. "Are you sure it was a Tori mask? Naruto this is important" She stood and walked to the boy and kneeling back down looking him dead in the eyes. All he did was nod looking at the neko masked woman. "Hai Neko-chan I'm sure it was a tori mask but something was off..." Tora stood up as a man with gravity defying silver hair and a tori mask fell in the door beaten and broken as Tora caught him.
The boy looked at the man and then back at Neko. "The hair wasn't like normal it wasn't silver or.." "Gravity Defiying?" The small boy nodded and looked at the Tori ANBU. As the boy spoke all three people in the room where slightly relaxed they hoped their friend didnt do this but then they all looked at eachother. "Lord Hokage that means..." Tora stoped her and finished the statment in a stonic tone normal for all that knew him even Naruto knew he rarely showed emotion. "That someone has a ANBU tori mask or..." "No Tora they dont show anything so it wouldnt be them..." Then Naruto cut in "Maybe someone took his mask and then he hunted them down?" Less suprised of the three was Tora he knew that Naruto wasn't stupid from all the talks with him, but Hiruzen and Neko where slightly suprised that a six year old had probably told them what had really happened before they even thought about it.
Tora smiled and shook his head again. "Naruto has a point..." He picked up the man who is dubbed Tori and took him to some nurses to have him treated and returned looked at Hiruzen. This entire time Hiruzen was smiling he could only think 'How proud of your son you would be Minato. i'm only sorry that i can't keep him safe all the time like you both asked me to.' At the end of his thoughts he frowned and was pulled out of his thoughts by the young blonde asking him a question that shocked him hard. "Jiji who are my parents?" All three looked at the boy who's demener changed from happy to stonic it made all three shudder slightly as the old man looked at the boy. "I'm sorry naruto i can't..." Then he froze seeing Naruto seemed to have zoned out for the moment as if he was...
'Do you know them Kyu-chan?' The blonde looked at the old man he couldn't even register what was happening as he looked off talking to his Biju. "yes i do young one...but you're not going to like it..."'and my old container will not like that he doesnt know her name' 'please tell me Kyu-chan i cant stand not knowing!' But at that moment his mind herd what everyone was saying "Tora you know as well as i do why he can't know about that..." They all seemed tense until Naruto spoke up. "are you talking about Kyu-chan?" The three slowly turned and looked at him with what could be described as horror that is if you could see Neko and Tora's faces the Hokage spoke first "Who is this Kyu-chan Naruto?" The blonde smiled and looked at his grandfather figure most would say that in this moment his face resembled a fox that had just pulled an amazing prank on someone.
"Kyu-chan is a friend of mine." 'should i tell them Kyu-chan they will freak out if i do.' "You will have to tell them eventualy maybe you can use it to get infomation about your parents." Mentaly smirking at the boy thinking 'or at least about your mother' "Ok but who is she Naruto?" This was Neko asking this time but the blonde kept smirking making them all sweatdrop and then as if a he had slaped them all accross the face he bluntly stated. "Kyu-chan's name is Kyubi" Hiruzen slapped silence seals on the door and privacy seals looked at the boy sternly then softening sadly. "How long have you known?" The blonde looked at his grandfather. "Here's the deal...Tell me at least my mothers name and I will answer all your questions."
The two ANBU where shocked, he played them all with that Tora smiled at the boy though his mask. Hiruzen was shocked and laughed harder than he had in years looking that the little boy infront of him. "So its bribery is it? Well it looks like you are holding out on us little Naruto" Smiling both looked at eachother as Naruto spoke. "Deception is a ninja's first tool. Now do you accept the terms old man?" Again the two ANBU where shocked but this time it was Neko who reacted. "Naruto show Lord Hokage some respect.." She was quickly cut off as the old man smiled and shook his head. "Alright i will tell you her name but you must not tell anyone until i feel you can protect yourself am i clear" He was serious and Naruto knew it. "were they that bad?" "No they where not but they have enemy's who would love to get revenge by sending you to them now your mothers name was...Kushina Uzumaki also know as the 'Red Hot Blooded Habonaro' or to her enemys she had a different name.." Before he couldn contiue Neko looked at Hiruzen and was frozen. "K-k-kushina-sensai is h-his mother!?" Hiruzen nodded slowly "Why do you think you where one of his boy guards?" Naruto looked at Neko and then his Jiji. "I know that name... hmmm" 'Kyu-chan why do i know that name?' The biju smiled and shook her head. "Because she was my last container Kit Kushina the Red Death that was your mother i-im sorry for not telling you."
'dont be sorry Kyu-chan' The blond spoke out loud shocking all in the room. "Kushina the Red Death...thats my mother..." He looked at Hiruzen and saw the old man nod at him then looking out the window pulling his pipe out smoking it thinking. 'he needs family of some sort...maybe...' "Neko now that you know who he is would you be willing to watch him? He needs can no longer live alone..He can heal but after tonight...well" He looked at them both as if to tell them that he was worried about the boy mentaly. Tora cut in "He is stronger than most lord hokage an informant of mine says that he spends time with the boy often and he is in good condition though he may still need certian skills like manners" All three smiled as Naruto smiled sheepishly rubbing the back of his head then it hit him "YOU KNOW ITATCHI-NII!?" The tiger masked ANBU noded then looked at Hiruzen as Neko spoke "If you wish it i would be honored to take care of him Lord hokage." "Then it is settled Neko if you would please take him to your home and you may show him"
k She smiled under her mask as the boy jumped up shouting about "not living in that rat hole anymore" as they all face faulted. Hiruzen pulled the seals down off the door as Neko pick the boy up and used shunshin (body flicker) to leave leaving the Hokage and Tora looking at eachother. "You know that hes going to need trainging dont you Tora." "Hai Lord Hokage" Hiruzen smirked and looked at Tora. "Maybe your 'informant' can help him" Both started laughing as he said this putting emphisie on the informant part. Hiruzen contiued looking at Tora. "And dont tell him who you are yet...Itatchi" "Hai Lord Hokage." With that both men left to go check on Tori walking out of the room as the old man signed Naruto out of the hospital.
At Neko's Appartment
Smiling as the Neko masked ANBU put him down he looked up at her and sighed lightly listening to Kyubi ramble about other women inching in on 'her' teritory tying to focus on the women infront of him as she started to speak "Naruto you must understand that if you see me out you can't call me by my name...do you understand when we meet if this mask is on you must refer to me as Neko still" He nodded to her understanding what she was telling him. "ok...my name is Yugao Uzuki" As she said this she pulled off her mask showing her face to him he was the first person she had to since she had joined the ANBU corps.
He smiled looking at her face it was thin but her eyes where a deep charcoal color they seemed hypnotic. her lips where full and contrasted to her lighter skin. His smile faded to fear when he relized something. 'what if the villagers try to hurt her for helping me? No...NO i wont let them!' "Yugao-chan will you train me please i don't want to be hurt by them any more" He looked at her hiding his other motive for wanting to be trained but she saw through it chosing not to point it out. "I will have to talk to Lord Hokage tomarrow about it...but first we need to get you new close"
She smiled for a moment as he looked down and relised that his cloths where trashed..again. "Dont even think about wearing orange again. Especialy if you want to be trained which i will help with..which starts when you go to sleep" He let out a loud sigh then noded frowning at what Kyubi said. 'yes ma'am' He sounded off in his head sarcasticaly and then looked up to Yugao. "none of the stores will let me buy anything so even if i wanted to i couldn't..." She frowned then smirked and looked at him an idea hit her. "Then we will start your training right now." And with that she started explaining what charka was grinning the entire time.
Time skip: One week later
It had been a long week for Naruto he had learned alot and had learned faster than any of the three who where teaching him. After Yugao taught him about chakra and how to use the Henge(Tranformation) they both left to get him cloths for him to where casualy and for training. For training he was wearing black ANBU plants with shin guards and standard black shinobi sandles. His shirt was black with a blood red fox with nine tails swishing behind it on the back. To top it off he had a dark brown cloak with the kanji for silent death on the back of it. The hood of his cloak hid his face from all who would harm him making movement around the village easier. Lastly he had a ninjato straped to his back for him to practice with. Kyubi what happy with his new look that night she showed him how to summon the shinigami.
Flashback
After shoping Naruto and Yugao desided to go to bed. It had been along day for them both especialy with all the shop owners trying to throw him out if it wasnt for the fact the Yugao had went out with her mask on in her ANBU uniform they might have attacked him it made her sick. The appartment was small but both of them felt it was better for them to sleep close with that said both got into night close Yugao was wearing a large t-shirt and a pair of panties while Naruto was in his boxers laying down on the bed as Yugao held him close to try and help him rest. As soon as he laid down he was in his mindscape looking at Kyubi and spoke first. "So where do you want to start?" "We are going to start by teaching you how to summon Shi-sama."
She smiled and looked at him as he looked at her clearly confused "Is Shi-sama the shinigami?" She noded slowly and looked at him telling him to take off his shirt and to send chakra showing it again. "ok now what?" "Now with the hand seals to do they are Ino-Inu-Tori-Saru-Ramu" She showed him the seals as she said them and then waited for him to do them. As he sped though them he looked at her and she nodded. "Now slam your hand on the ground and shout kuchiyose no jutsu(summoning jutsu)" He nodded and did it again running though the hand seal and smirked. "KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!" After a moment he felt a chill run down his spine as he saw her walked around him and smiled looking at her. "hello again Shi-sama how are you?" For a moment he looked at him and then her 'sister'. "I am well Naruto but now is not the time for pleasentries. First we must talk about the rules and abilitys the come with being my summoner."