Spidey: I'm back, with the Magic Rod!

Koopalings: -giggle-

Spidey: Hey, shut up! -shoots fireballs at him-

Koopalings: -pull out their own magic rods, except for Bowser Junior, who pulls out his 'paintbrush' which is pretty much the same thing-

Spidey: Oh poop. -drops rod and runs, dodging fireballs- First Question!

DJ OMiy

K, let's do this.
Mario: Is Peach really worth saving her arse 10 billion times?
Luigi: If you had the opportunity to be in a Luigi's Mansion 2, would you
take it? I thought the game was awesome.
Peach: I refuse to believe your umbrella is really that badass. Care to
elaborate on its "powers?"
Daisy: What's the state of the relationship between you and Luigi?
Wario: What exactly IS your role as a villain? I'd never heard of Wario
prior to WarioWare/SSBB!
Bowser: What is so attractive about Peach that is worth falling numerous
times into a pit of lava?
Wart: Who the hell are you?
Yoshi: How does it feel to be one of the cutest characters in the Mario
franchise? Also, what's your desperate plan to avoid Birdo?
Birdo: Is there any way for you to stop being so annoying on the games?
Also, what's your devious plan to get Yoshi?
Bowser Jr. + Koopalings: Your father is Bowser. WHOSE THE MOTHER!?

Mario: All that and more! And, as i stated on my blog, she rewards me by...

Spidey: T-RATED!

Mario: baking a cake...how is that not T-rated?

Spidey: Er...never mind.

Luigi: Heck yeah I would! That would put two non-crappy games under my belt!

Peach: Sure! -hits with umbrella-

Dasiy: Luigi? Ew, I have NO romantic feelings for him...

Luigi: -runs away crying-

Daisy: -doesn't notice- ...I mean, he saved me from Tatanga and all, but I don't like short people that wear red...not like his sexy brother, Mario...you know, the taller one, with the sexy green outfit with the L on his hat? He brings sexiness to a new level! Too bad Nintendo wouldn't let me be the damsal in distress in Mario's Mansion... but then, they'd have to make it M-rated for what I'd do when he found me...

Wario: I debuted in Super Mario Land 2, as the main villain, but was tragically defeated by Mario...stupid videogame designers, they should have let me win, cause that would be much more realistic, but NO! The good guy wins, the bad guy loses! You don't want complexity, you want to be entertained! -rants insanely for several hours-...and that's how they could have made the ending so that I won, Mario lost, and the players of the game weren't pissed at all that I won even though they technically defeated me...

Bowser: I read Mario's blog...I WANT that cake! And...well...everybody needs a hobby! Mine is kidnapping Peach...or was till Mario decided to make it personal, rescued her, and dumped me into lava...then it went from a hobby, to constant, insane attempts to lure Mario to my fortress so that I can make yet another failed attempt to kill him. But that's all over now... This time, I've come up with a plan that's FOOLPROOF! -laughs insanely-

Wart: I was the final boss in Super Mario Bros 2! I ruled Dreamland, till I was defeated by my archnemesis, Mario...or was it Peach? Or Luigi? Or that weird Mushroom person? I don't really remember which one it was...I haven't been in a videogame since then though... I'm willing to work for food.

Yoshi: -wearing fake glasses, and a fake nose- You must be confusing me for someone else...I am not this 'Yoshi' person you speak of. However, I'm sure he'd thank your for you kind compliments...

Birdo: Compare to Wendy. As for Yoshi...does jumping him and waiting for his instincts to kick in count as a plan?

Jr: PEACH IS MY MOTHER!

Ludwig: I knew mother well...the rest of them don't. I don't know what her name was though...

Bowser: Her name was Talona...her maiden name was Slasher...not that i care! -looks away, as a single tear runs down his face-

Spidey: Hey, wasn't there a character on Primal Rage named Talon the Slasher?

Bowser: He was my father in law...not that I care, since I'm evil...

Spidey: Yeah yeah, we get it already, you were madly in wuv, then she died, suck it up already, god! Next Question!

BoogiepopShippuden

LOL!
Here are my questions!
To Bowser: Why don't you try faking your death after kidnapping Peach so that
nobody looks for you.
Luigi: You've been treated rather poorly by game creators lately, how do you
feel about that?
Peach: Why doesn't the castle hire any better guards for you?
Bowser Again: What happened to your arsenal of tanks and flying ships? Did
you go broke or something? And where did you get that awesome clown copter.
Mario: What's up with that sex ed thing?
Mario Again: What are your favorite power ups?
Yoshi: What is your favorite food?
Wario: What's up with your outfits?
To the Koopalaings + Bowser Jr.: Which of you is the strongest?
Spidey: Where is this interview take place? Is it insured? I suspect that the
Chibi Koopas are fighting for dominance by now.
Mario: Do you actually do much work as a plumber anymore?
Peach: Why don't you ever take the Mushroom Kingdom onb the offensive and
invade Bowser land or whatever the heck its called?
Okay, that's it...for now.
Don't forget,
I HAVE THREE ACCOUNTS!

Bowser: Because Mario will still try to find Peach...and after being dropped into molton lava, thrown into bombs, dropped into bottomless pits, mercilessly assaulted with fireballs, and kicked by giant Mario, and still being alive today, I don't think anybody would believe I was dead.

Luigi: -can't say what he wants to say because he's an E-rated character-

Spidey: It's Ok Luigi, Nintendo is not connected to this story...

Luigi: Really? Then I guess I can say that the creators are (censored due to this fic still being T-rated, and because nobody needs to learn bad words in Italian). That's all I have to say. At least I got my own game that wasn't Educational!

Peach: Toad is the most skilled warrior in the royal guard, and he has super human strength...but sadly, my father, the king, refused to spend money on weapons for the soldiers, thinking that the weaker amoung them would be rooted out through survival of the fittest...if he'd buy them some guns, fireball flowers, and bombs, Mario could retire happily.

Bowser: I lost them in a poker game, to some morbidly obese guy! He even stole the prototype Mario-bot... years before this, however, i one his original eggmobile in a game of paintball and gave it a new paint job. He still says I cheated, but I still hold that he should have known that it doesn't count as a kill when you shoot my shell!

Mario: What Sex Ed thing?

Spidey: It's a game Nintendo would release if I was in charge... it would have you teaching Sex Ed to children...

Mario: What's sex ed?

Spidey: It's where you learn about sex...

Mario: What's sex?

Spidey:...I'm sure Boogie would LOVE to explain it to you. -runs away-

Yoshi: I like skrull burgers! -takes a bite out of a skrull burger- Mmmm, tastes like chicken...now it tastes like bacon... now pork...and now it tastes like a burger again...

Wario: Yellow is YOUTHful! And the purple overhauls were on their way to a homeless shelter, and i didn't feel like BUYING clothes that day, since that would cost money, so I grabbed them. The person carrying them to the shelter complained, but a few punches to the face shut him up...

Roy: I am! -punches air entusiastically-

Ludwig: -singing- Wrong wrong wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong...YOU'RE WRONG! I'm the oldest, and thus the strongest...

Roy: Shut up! -punches him-

Ludwig: Why you little...-grabs him and starts strangling him-

Roy: -hits him with club while being strangled-

Larry: -shoots at them with magic rod- I'm stronger! I have magic!

Lemmy: So? I can explode, and STILL survive to fight Mario and Luigi again in the next world! -shoots Larry- And i also have a rod!

Iggy: Knowledge is POWER! That makes me stronger than all of you! -gets into a very well armed mech, and jumps into the fray- DIE!

Wendy: -throws tantrum, causing earthquakes- SHUT UP AND QUIT FIGHTING I'M STRONGER THAN YOU CAUSE I'M A GIRL AND WE'RE BETTER THAN BOYS AND KING DAD CLEARLY SEES THIS, WHICH IS CLEARLY WHY HE LETS ME GET MY WAY!

-all the Koopalings start fighting-

Jr: -wakes up, and glares at them- WHO DARES DISTURB MY NAP?

Koopalings: -stop fighting for a second, and stare at him-

Ludwig: Well, we were arguing about who was the strongest, and I pointed out that I'm CLEARLY the strongest, but then Roy was all like 'No, i'm the strongest, I'll fight you'...

Jr: I DON'T CARE WHY! WHO STARTED THE FRICKING FIGHT THAT WOKE ME UP?

Roy: Tch, I did, what are YOU gonna...

Jr: -points staff at him-DIE.

-huge monsters made of paint appear and maul Roy-

Roy: OOOOOOOHHHHH GOD, NOT MY FACE! -screams like a little girl-

Jr: Good night. -goes back to sleep, holding a teddy bear-

Koopalings: -stare at Bowser Jr. stupidly-

Spidey: -looks at the shattered remains of building- Yeah... Bowser, you owe me a new house.

Bowser: Why me?

Spidey: You should have controlled your spawn! Next Question!

Cupkae11

I has questions D

Mario: Are you really, REALLY a plumber? It's just a bit weird for a
'hero'...
Luigi: Don't you find Daisy super annoyin'?
Bowser: WILL YOU STOP KIDNAPPING PEACH? 0.o
Yoshi: Would you of left baby Mario alone if it wasn't in your programming?

I found this story really funny D

Spidey: YAYZ!

Mario: Of course I'm a plummer! Even heroes have to pay the bills! Link had to learn that the hard way...-points to Link, who is outside holding a 'Will save the world for food' sign-

Luigi: -wasn't paying attention- What was that about princess Daisy?

Bowser: That depends...do YOU want Nintendo to stop making Mario games?

Yoshi: Of course not! With a little ketchup, he'd have tasted great...

Everyone else: -stares at Yoshi in shock-

Yoshi: -sweatdrops- I was just kidding.

Spidey: I'm glad you liked it! Well, that wraps up this chapter. If you want more, REVIEW!

Mario: So...now what?

Spidey: I don't know...we have to end the chapter somehow...say something!

Mario/Luigi/Wario: Lets-a-go!