Spidey: I'm back, with another chapter! Roy, the disclaimer!

Roy: Spidey doesn't own any of us, but he owns this fic! Oh, and he can have Jr. if anybody wants him, since Jr. is such an annoying bi... hey Jr, how's it goin' bro?

Jr: I see you're still alive...

Roy: Yeah, I beat up those monsters you sent after a few minutes...

Jr: Well, I guess I shall have to remedy that... -points staff at him-

Roy: Remedy...that means repay, right? Cause you darn well better remedy it! Those monsters bit hard! I should sue you for assault, but King-Dad would kill me, so I'll just settle for a few thousand dollars damages... -is oblivious to the paintbrush pointed at him-

Spidey: -puts hand on Jr.'s shoulder- Wait till AFTER he answers his questions...

Jr: -nods, and puts paintbrush down-

Roy: -continues ranting obliviously-

Spidey: First Question!

Dtecnokira

Wait, Spidey, when you mentioned Mario Sex Ed, you weren't referencing the
video about Mario teaching Sex ed?
I've only seen the first half, but didn't want to watch any more.
It is out there, just to let you know.
I found it on YouTube.
I think it had a title along the lines of Nintendo Sex Ed or something.

Questions...
Wario: Do you have a special someone you're in love with. If so, tell us
about him...
-Runs away from angry Wario-
-Three Hours Later-
Okay, I'm back. Sorry about that, but I just wanted to make fun of Wario. His
very presence annoyed me in Brawl.
Luigi: If you could design a game for yourself to star in, what would it be
like?
Peach: What changes to you plan to make when you're in charge of the
kingdom.
To Everyone: Okay, I just heard about the Kingdom Hearts April Fool's Day
joke, Mushroom Kingdom Hearts, had that been real, what would it have been
like?
Mario: Who would win in a fight, you or Sonic.
To all 8 Chibi Koopas: If you could be assist trophies in Smash, what would
you do?
Birdo: If you lay eggs, and Yoshi lays eggs, doesn't that make you both
female? Not that I'm judging.
Mario: If you, Naruto, and Spiderman had a three way fight, who would win?
Bowser: Have you written any new poetry lately? You were pretty good in
Legend of the Seven Stars.
Mario: What's your favorite kind of cake?

...
That's it for now.

Spidey: Theres a video on the internet where Mario teaches sex ed?

Mario: -pulls Dtecno's pants leg- You never answered my question...

Wario: Why yes I...wait a second! -waits for Dtecno to get back, then pulls back fist-

Luigi: It would have M-rated blood, gore, scenes between me and Daisy, scenes between me and Peach, scenes with me, Daisy, and Peach a few of which Pauline randomly jumped in, and Waluigi would die tragically in the end.

Peach: -in innocent voice- I plan on arming all the Toads with expensive weapons and lauching an attack on Bowser's Kingdom to purge the world of him and his kin. -smiles-

Spidey: It would have Heartless Goombas...and they would be the weakest heartless ever created.

Mario: I would never fight Sonic, he is my bestest friend! But if I did, I'd win. -gets tackled by Sonic, beginning an epic battle-

Roy: I would beat up everybody! Especially Jr, cause he's an ingrately emo loser that thinks he's so great cause he's the youngest...-rants stupidly again-

Jr: -looks at Spidey pleadingly-

Spidey: -shakes head-

Jr: -sighs- I would KILL MARIO! Then KILL LUIGI! Then I'd take a coffee break before coming KILLING DR. MARIO! Then I'd take Mama back to Daddy!

Bowser: Jr, you are one twisted, evil little koopa...-wipes away tear from eye- I'm so proud!

Ludwig: I'd PWN whoever I thought was the enemy...

Wendy: I'd throw a huge tantrum cause I don't wanna be a trophy!

Larry: I'd shoot fireballs!

Lemmy: No idea what I'd do...

Iggy: I would make the player into a super genious like myself, but then steal all their knowledge, making myself even smarter! -laughs Mandark style-

Morton: I would kill...KILL!!

Birdo: I think he's male...but if he isn't, that's ok too...

Mario: -returns from his battle from Sonic- Um...-looks around- I think I would...-gets pulled away by a hand made of demonic chakra and a net of webbing- Bring it on! -gets into epic three way battle-

Spidey: Hmm...dejavu?

Bowser: Finally, someone appreciates my poetry! -glomps Detecno-

Mario: The kind with lotsa spagetti!

Spidey:...I feel racist for typing that... Next Question!

Cupkae11

YEY you used my questions -smiles-.
Uh... more questions coming on.

Mario: What is your thoughts on Luigi?
Luigi: Are you really a coward?
Peach: Do you like Toadsworth? I mean, he's annoying and grumpy sometimes.
Yoshi: Do you like Birdo picking on you?
Birdo: Do you like picking on Yoshi?
Bowser: What's up with the getting defeated by Mario everytime thing?
Jr: Do you honestly like being evil?
Koopalings: If Bowser was a baby what would you do?
Ludwig: Uh... I have no idea who you are xD

Mario: I think he needs a girlfriend! I've been trying to set him up with Daisy, but she's too stupid to realize she likes him!

Luigi: Of course not! -spider crawls up to his foot- I'm even braver than Mari...-sees Spider, and screams like a girl- OMG!SPIDERGETITAWAYGETITAWAY! -clings to ceiling-

Peach: Sometimes? Are you implying that there are times when hes NOT annoying and grumpy?

Yoshi: No, she scares me. -looks around nervously-

Birdo: Yes, but I'd REALLY enjoy mothering his babies...

Bowser: I was just trying to kidnap Peach...-looks sad-

Jr: Hell yeah! I can kill, steal, and destroy things without having to answer to anybody, and the ladies LOVE evil people!

Koopalings: -are all suddenly knocked unconcious by Spidey's author powers-

Spidey: Sorry, but I was getting tired of answering questions for ALL of them at the same time, so if a question says 'Koopalings' I'm just going to let the one I can think of the funniest responce for answer...

Wendy: -regains conciousness- I guess I'd feed him, change him, then make him buy me some nice clothes...

Ludwig: -also regains conciousness- I'm one of the Koopalings! You know, the one with the crazy hair!

Spidey: I intend to use all the questions I get! Next Question!

Skullblade

Mario: Hah! Megaman is better than you! -walks away- I will accept my bribe
now, Megaman.
Luigi: Go, Weegee!
Bowser: ...Since all your children are different ages... you are a very luck
man...turtle... thing.
Wart: -grins- I have vegetables!

Mario: What is he paying you?

Luigi: YEAH! -busts out dancing-

Bowser: GO BOWSER! -also dances-

Wart: I HAVE FLATULANCE! -dances, while farting-

Spidey: Why is everybody...ah the hell with it! -starts dancing as well- Next Question!

Shaderoth

spidey:apears in a burst of firegreeting foolish mortals and spidey how the
killing goingoh well questions
Wart:you displease mewaves his hand causing 50 bolts of black lightning to
strike wart
Bowser:im being paid 50 gold coins to light you on fire so no no hard
feelings ingites bowser in a pillar of black flames
peach:why do you poison your father and take control control of the kingdom
Lugi:im being paid 50 gold coins to light you on fire so no no hard feelings
ingites lugi in a pillar of black flames
spidey:now im off to get some minions disapears in a pillar of flame but not
before stealing mario's hat

Spidey: It's going great! -puts Mephisto's head on a plaque, next to an empty plaque with Quesada's name on it- Nobody kills the Spider-marriage, NOBODY!

Wart: Ouch...-falls over-

Bowser: -relaxes- Why would I be mad? That's very relaxing...

Peach: Cause I love my father...even if he is a complete idiot who should never have been allowed to take over the kingdom...and he hasn't been in a game since Super Mario Bros 3, so I don't know if he's dead or alive.

Luigi: -jumps over flames- Ha ha! -starts to fall back down- Oh poopy...

Mario: -teary eyes- You took my hat... -angry flaming eyes- You must die! -hunts down Shaderoth with a rusty flaming chainsaw-

Spidey: ... I don't think those minions of yours are going to survive very long. Next Question!

Gryrozx

before i begin the questions, here is what i image about you guys while
playing super smash bros series. i've made up the ledgend of zelda like story
for modes outside the quest (adventure) mode:

the story: the smash gemstones... while the gaming worlds were at war with
the subspace, the smash gemstone of power was captured by tabbu. peach has
scattered the eight shards of the smash gemstone though out the four coners of
the earth. eight heroes (well... seven heroes and one heroine.) has obtained
the eight shards, one for each, and ledgend says that the eight heroes will
battle it out till only one has all the shards, then they can fight the
menacing tabbu and obtain the smash gemstone of power... when the said hero
has both of the gemstones, they must place them in the smash pedistal of
peach's kingdom. only then will peace rules out everywere and evil will be
vanquished... but, we can all dream i suppose.

charaters:

Mario: a rude,lovesick teenager who wears a blue cap and shirt and red
overalls. he tries to earn a kiss from peach (while being persured by the
other girls that insists on him kissing them!),only to either: A. get rejected
or B. have something bad happen to them before the big kiss.

Peach: a heroine who takes the mission serously (obtain the smash gemstone of
power and link it with the smash gemstone of wizdom so that peace can regin
on.) and rejects mario's offers of getting a kiss. (their relationship is
simlar to link and zelda's in the cartoons). while peach was rescued a few
times by mario, she mainly fought along his side, often pefering the Super
Scope (later upgraded to a wii zapper) as her main choice of weapon.

Yoshi: an eight year old boy who was trained by his teachers and at times of
crisis, uses the moves he has learned to battle evil. his home island was
theratned three times in a row, the third was being the subspace themselves.

Wario: himself

Dasiy: she was a alternte costume to peach so that did not count.

Browser: a mean menacing tryant who wants the smash gemstones so that he can
take over the universe. he attempted 2 times in a row to steal them, but he
fails to get them. at least he tries really hard.

Luigi: a carbon doperganger of mario made by evil, luigi has tried to steal
mario's shard of the smash gemstone of wisdom, but due to his failure in his
attempt, he has got sent to the scrap yard. after helping mario and peach
thrawt the menacing sceme, luigi was reprogramed and now he assits the heroes
with a new set of moves. and he currently wears a white cap, a white shirt,
with green overalls, and brown-ish colored gloves.

Koopalings: they were not in the games.

browser jr: he's not in the games... but if he is in the future games in
development then he will be a mario clone (without the attatude) with unquie
moves! that will make him the most popular anti-hero ever! (does he still got
that shapesifter thing?)

wart and birdo: not in the games, but there are trophies about them you can
collect. hm...i wonder what happens if you get a birdo trophy in super smash
bros melee? (don't awnser that one!)

-
with the smash counterparts aside, the questions:
Browser: will you find some other way to weck meyhem, besides KIDNAPPING! i
am getting tired of the same thing you do!
Mario: i hear that one of your rival's anime ova is dubbed over, with alot of
humor and bad lanuage. the redub is called sonic bastardized. if you wanna
watch it: /viewplaylist?p8541998ED698D655 . if nintendo decided to make a
bastardized verson of one game: will it be bad? or Better?
Luigi: what's the big deal of you being overshadowed by your brother?
Peach: besides your only lead role in a ds game, if you got a awesome
videogame, then what will it's action gaming elements be? will some elements
be added or gameplay from other games be implmented

Bowser: There was one game where I died in the first world and Bowser Jr. did all the kidnapping...but i came back in the end.

Mario: Sonic has an anime?

Luigi: Don't tell Mario, but I actually have more fans than he does!

Peach: I'd pinche slap Bowser till he cried like the emo he truly is...

Bowser: I'm not emo! -cries in emo corner-

Spidey: Wait, did you just use my fic for fic advertising? -pulls out rocket launcher- DID YOU? Next question...

LuigiHamtaro16

Hi! I have a few questions for the gang!

Mario: Are you aware that you're head is shaped like a tomato?

Luigi: Why are you the awesomest character ever, at all?

Bowser Jr.: Do you only hate Mario because you're dad does? Do you have a goal other than being evil?

Waluigi: Why are you such a dork? You look like a purple toothpick.

Wario: You hate Mario, but do you hate Luigi?

Luigi: YOU TOTALLY ROCK!! Wait, that's not a question...

Luigi: Do you think Mario is ugly? I do.

Luigi: Hi Wigi!! How many fans do you have anyways?

Daisy: Have you ever noticed that you and Luigi are total opposites? Same with Mario and Peach. Why do you like each other?

Mario: Hi. As you've probably guessed, i don't like you much. You're ok though. Anyway, why are you so fat compared to Luigi? Do you eat more than him or what? Please don't be to mad at me for disliking you. You're pretty cool I guess.../

Yoshi: I don't know which Yoshi I'm talking to, so I have questions for both. For the cute baby Yoshi: Do you still call Luigi "Mama Luigi?" For the Yoshi who saved Mario and Luigi when they were babys: Could you eat Mario? Have you tried?

Luigi: Sorry. Last question. Is Mario annoying at home? Like, do you cook for him and stuff? HUGE FAN! YOU ARE AWESOME!

-

Mario: Well...your MOM is shaped like a tomato!

Luigi: Cause I am...

Jr: No...I hate him cause he took mama Peach away! And actually...-looks around- I wanna be a...-looks around again- ballerina...

Koopalings: -all laugh at Bowser Jr.-

Jr: DAMN YOU ALL! -blasts them with paintbrush-

Walugi: I'm not a dork...and I'm a BLUE toothpick! -cries emo-ishly-

Wario: No, Luigi is my bestestest friend! -glomps Luigi-

Luigi: -struggles to escape Wario- If I rock, then get this idiot off me! And don't be insulting my brother! -gives deathglare- And I never counted my fans...

Daisy: Cause opposites attract.

Mario: I have no idea...with all the running I do, I should be in MUCH better shape...i blame lazy artists at Nintendo.

Yoshi: No, I just call him Mama now...

Older Yoshi: No... who do you think I am? Fat bastard?

Luigi: No, I just have to haul his fat arse out of bed in the morning... and that's easy: all I have to do is yell "The Princess is in danger!" and he runs outside...50 of the time it turns out that she really is in danger, so he hasn't caught on to that yet.

Spidey: I'm going to end this chapter here so I can finally post it. Mario... Luigi...

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