Lincoln Loud & the 7 Witches - Witch Hunt Log Book
Entry 1 - Freaky Friday with Jordan Rosato
Disclaimer: This is a conceptual fanfic crossover of TLH/TC and an anime/manga series "Yamada & the 7 Witches". Which means this story will be mostly romantic-comedy, fantasy and possibly slice-of-life. And since this will be Lincoln's Log Book… this might be the first attempt to make a non-script story (But mostly on Lincoln's perspective). Oh, and this is an grown up AU where they are in high-school setting, the ship is mostly JORDANCOLN but as the title implies… AS ALWAYS THERE WILL BE HAREM ELEMENTS!
TLH/TC belongs to Nickelodeon, Yamada & the 7 Witches belong to Miki Yoshikawa/Liden Films. I own nothing.
That said, please enjoy. Leave a like, follow, review and stay safe. Shalom/Peace! To God be all the Glory! And PLEASE READ AN BELOW TOO!
This is Lincoln Loud (15)… I'm just an average guy with white hair, wearing my orange polo and jeans. My life was crazy before because I have 10 sisters, 5 elders and 5 younger ones. A lot of things happened since my childhood & middle school days… But I will soon learn that it'll be nothing compared to my high-school days.
This is the story of how I became… the Witch Hunter.
-Opening Theme (Diamond Kiss by WEAVER)-
Tsumaranai nichijou ni (Dull and devoid of color)
Anata wa waratte niji wo egaita (You laughed as you took the pen and wrote the colors)
Konna chigau bokura deau (We're so different from each other)
Hazu mo nai hazu mo nakatta sa (Our lives couldn't fated to meet at all)
Nakanaitte itte himitsu no (Now please don't cry, our secret)
Yakusoku kienai kizuato (Promises that we kept will never fade)
Mamoritai to itte shimaetara (If you just say 'I will protect you')
Kitto raku ni naru keredo (It might have eased my mind so troubled)
Dou shiyou mo nai hodo ni (I can't back down anymore)
Mou hiki sakarenai (So much, it just can't be helped)
Hontou no koto wa (If you tell me the truth)
Kikitaku mo nai (I might not just bear the thought)
Kuchizuke Diamond wo (I'll give a kiss of Diamond to you)
Anata no yubi ni watasou (To place on your finger, my love)
Katachi no nai yakusoku (It's like a promise you can't see)
Itsu datte omoidashite (I hope everyday, you remember of me)
Sashin ni nokoranai (The things we didn't captured to heart)
Omoide wo yakitsukete (Memories that will be engraved)
Futari no yakusoku ga (The promise of two like a vow)
Kuchiguse de owaranai yo ni (I hope the habit won't be forgotten just now)
Kuchizuke Diamond wo (I'll give a kiss of Diamond to you)
Anata no yubi ni watasou (To place on your finger, my love)
Katachi no nai yakusoku (It's like a promise you can't see)
Itsu datte omoidashite (I hope everyday, you remember of me)
Aishiteru (I love you so much…)
-Opening theme End-
Hello readers… it's me, Lincoln Albert Loud… If you've seen me before, I guess there's no need for lengthy anecdotes. But to say the least of things, well I used to live in a household of 2 parents; my mom and dad, 10 sisters; 5 older and 5 younger, some pets and a small house. My room used to be the linen closet while my sisters share with each other… but years later, we've grown. I moved out of that small room and eventually got a room to call my own since most of my elder sisters moved out. I'll give a run down of that…
Lori Loud nee Santiago (22-23), if you see that name, that means she's engaged and soon to be married to Bobby Santiago (Her Boyfriend/Fiance), who had a younger sister (ex-lover, Ronnie Anne). Even if I can still pursue a relation with her… We didn't progressed further since Ronnie is too full of pride to actually confess. Oh and Lori graduated and soon be an accountant/business lady since Bobby will be inheriting the bodega of his Late Grandparents (Hector & Rosa Casagrande).
Speaking of Grandparent… yeah, Pop-Pop (Albert) is gone and so is his new girl, Myrtle. Those where some fond memories of being with him, vanished like the wind. But I get some stuff from him and mom too got something from him.
Leni Loud, second eldest and the ditzy blond fashionista. She moved when she finished fashion school and became a great seamstress of celebrities. (21) Her Boyfriend (Scott) also traveled with her and shared the glory of Scotland's famed clothing. She's still the same girl that sees the light in people's hearts and always stay on the good side of things… but sometimes she can be such a klutz.
Luna Loud (19-20) continued her passion for music and had many gigs in various places. She and her group (The Moon Goats), comprised of her lover; Samantha "Sam" Sharp, her ex-boyfriend; Sullivan (Sully), and Mazzy; Sully's current lover. Luna did not intend to go to college as she prefer a free life of creative music. Nevertheless, she have backup plans as a record store owner or radio co-host with Sam.
[AN: Although, it was confirmed that Luna is gender ambiguous, I prefer the idea that she is bisexual like it was established when she had a crush on Hugh (Study Muffin). This ambiguity was said by one of the staff of TLH (Kevin Sullivan) as he was happy about this because this means the show gets better and representation is far wider that just being too narrow and picky on whether "lesbians" or "bi" are given time to shine.]
Luan Loud (18-19), aspired to be both a comedian and actress, she performed in various stand-up comedy and plays. Eventually, she was nominated for Hall of Fame and soon, her actress career blossomed in the paparazzi… but she still have college duties to fulfil. Her Yiddish Boyfriend, Benjamin "Benny" Stein also followed her dreams as they became stars that shines.
Lynn Loud Jr (17), ironically by her name, the inheritor of her father's name. She is the sportswoman of the family. Still in high-school but aspiring to the various sports (Mostly volleyball and softball) and dreams of getting into a varsity sports college since she is nearing the years. Among the elder sisters, she didn't have much luck in romance… don't tell her that… I mean, at first I thought Francisco and her were a thing, then came Dexter… but both concluded that their relation is purely "friends" at the very least. My buddy Clyde McBride, however might give her hope… I just hope that it will… but since Clyde is still with Chloe (his current girlfriend), the chances are slim.
Well, that's about it from the elder sister side. Speaking of buddy, before we move to the younger ones, let me tell about Clyde. He is my buddy since elementary and now here in high-school. At first he was awkward and had decent amounts of quirks, but him and I are like the Yin and Yang of friends (Not racist). We both like Ace Savvy and still do, but we soon aspired on leaning towards the future. Clyde had been through some relationships… The Goth girl named Haiku, well I thought at first they will be a zing, but it became a fling… they only had one thing in common, a crush on older opposites but Clyde soon moved on since Lori's engagement. Then there's Penelope, Clyde's former egg-project partner… don't know what happened, and I'm afraid to ask since they seemed perfect. So that leads to Chloe… it was purely accidental… or was it? There was no accidents, right? Clyde tried to have Emma to be his dance partner. Devastated after rejection, but when the food and cake were mixed up, Clyde was there to the rescue… and the only girl that noticed was Chloe. They talked and soon, kindred spirits bloomed!
Now with the younger sisters.
Lucy Loud (12), she just started middle school but nothing quite changed about her. She's still the goth girl that people mistook as the daughter of the ghost in those Japanese horror films. Yeah, Haiku and her stayed as friends and had formed a club since the Mortician's abdication… Occult Research and Mysticism Club, studying myths and occult from variety; ranging from Egyptian, Ancient Israel/Canaan and Middle Ages (Greek, Roman, Celtic, Anglo-Saxons, etc.) Apparently, this club had more members than the old morticians… but they still do proper funerals out of principle. Lucy may not notice this but there are two boys pining over her. One is Rocky, I don't know who the other one is… must be new.
The twins Lana and Lola Loud (10) facing their last few years of elementary school with nothing but excitement. They already have some future plans. Lana might take zoology, engineering or tinkering seriously. She plans on making her inspiration proud, Bobbie Fletcher. Lola, fashion and pageantry… if not, acting career and participation on various plays. Skippy and Winston often hangs with them together. Twins are inseparable, metaphorically.
Lisa (8-9) still the same woman of science. You may not know this but she undertook an accelerated program so she is one-grade below the twins. Although, she is improving her morals and socials skills, the PhD doesn't lie. Darcy is one grade below her while David, a fellow prodigy is amongst her group of peers.
Lily (4-5), soon will begin her elementary days… but unlike the others, she is more similar to me, her older brother than anyone else… She excels in math at least (thank you, Lisa) but more versed in artistry (fine arts). She might even one day help me in my desire to make Manga and Ace Savvy Many-Verse Comics!
I mean, I am versed in those things. I'm nothing special… if you don't count being the "jack-of-all-trades" that is. I can do those things they do because I was the one that's been their pillar of support. Don't tell them that but it's true! And if anything, my own excellence is actually arts… Culinary arts from my dad, Literary arts from my mom, Fine arts from Leni and Lily, Performance Arts from Luna, Lucy and Luan, and I can combine them all for my favorite thing to do… making Comics! Some of my works have been turned to TV series thanks to the late Bill Buck and Stanley Marvels. Plus, I got recognition in Japanese Media Artworks… My project for a Manga and Anime were a hit and I'm going to pursue it more… At least, when I finally graduate up to college.
Anyways… now that intro is over… let's move on to what is going on through my life.
Lincoln Loud - Entry 1 [Freaky Friday with Jordan Rosato]
Date: xx/xx/20xx Event Day: Thurs-Fri.
It was just another regular Thursday in high-school. I was minding my own business really. I may have not noticed now but Jordan Rosato (formerly called: "Girl Jordan" since there's also a "Boy Jordan" named Jordan Koch), had grown to be a very beautiful maiden. She still have that attitude when playing dodgeball, but beautiful nonetheless (For those who ask, we often rivaled as our score are at impasse). It seemed that we couldn't simply settle the score. Although Ronnie Anne and I have broken up, that doesn't mean I was ready to move on. I haven't found any interest in her despite being in the same school for elementary and middle school years. I always found her too high profile… too sophisticated, a high maintenance girl that wouldn't want someone like me, so ordinary and had not much to offer.
Like all times at school, every little thing is just too boring. The only fun thing is either Math, Arts or Break Time since I get to talk with Clyde. It's the same, Ace Savvy and new anime/manga updates plus my progress in the recent chapters of my own comic series. Yes, besides Ace Savvy, I'm working on other works inspired from so many… For Shoujo like Romance, Comedy (Romantic-Comedy), Slice-of-Life; and Shounen like Action, Fantasy, Adventures or Fighting. As of now, I've been in such hiatus because Ace Savvy is still mostly read amongst the Comic and Animation industry, for a superhero genre that is… In fact, it might just got a live-action adaptation or movie according to those who've worked with Bill Buck and Stanley Marvels for so long (that they had their own studios like BB Comics and WCU or Wonder Cinematic Universe Studios).
As for JMA, it was such high demand, ranging from Stans, Fujoshi (BL/Yaoi Fandom), and the Otaku Cultures that I felt belonging to them but needed a completed rest from the stress that I have to go through.
So I thought before, why not make a log book about my daily life and maybe some of the stuff that happened could be a potential story for the new works. Clyde thought of it too and helped me greatly. But we've set it aside because our group had other things to take care of. We have other friends too beside ourselves. Rusty, still the faux womanizer that he think he is… (Apparently, when him and his brother got a step-mother: The News Anchor, Katherine Mulligan). Liam, well he earned enough to keep the studies but always have the farm as backup… In fact, he said he might industrialize his farm and may turn it into a company that sells farm-fresh goods to the market. And then there's the only female of our peers, Stella Zhau. She had the beauty of a Latina, face like an Asian and spunk like an American woman… afterall, she is all three of them.
[AN: In this AU, Katherine and Rodney Spokes aka. Rusty's dad are indeed a couple according to the Canon-Verse. But in Bloody Roar Loud, that isn't the case as Yugo Ookami is dating Katherine Mulligan instead. There will be someone for Mr. Spokes in Bloody Roar Loud but let's say she's a carbon copy of Katherine Mulligan based on her reali-life counterpart, Catherine "Kat" Taber aka the voice actress of Lori and Katherine Mulligan. Also, Stella is a Filipino descent, which have part Spanish bloodline and some Chinese feature, stated by the director as canon.]
It was when school was almost over that things became frenzied by chance. I was readying to pack so I could go back home when the teacher asked me to help carry the teaching materials to the office. The teacher was going to pick up a parcel at the school entrance so I was alone in carrying them. Jordan Rosato was behind, following me for whatever reason. I felt a bit nervous that I didn't pay attention to the flight of stairs. This causes me to topple over and fall along with Jordan. Soon the teacher brought the parcel but saw the us fallen and unconscious. We were brought into the infirmary before gathering the fallen materials to the office. Soon we awoke and my family brought me home along with the Rosato family. Except it was blurry and hazy with an image of me (Lincoln's Body) being taken by the Loud family while I was being taken by the Rosato family.
[Jordan's Perspective]
The next day, Friday, a day where activities are much less to have time to enjoy the weekends. Lincoln awoken at his bed, but he questioned why did he have boyish stuff in his room. When he looked at the mirror, he was surprised of his body for no reason… or was it? It turns out, Jordan was in the body of Lincoln and saw Lincoln's body in its purest naked form. Panic came to Lincoln(Jordan) but calmed as she might not know where is Jordan(Lincoln) and the body right now. She took an awkward bath and took breakfast while hurriedly going to school (Anime Style: with bread on mouth as Lola would imply).
[Lincoln's POV]
That morning, I awoke and realized that I am in Jordan's body… ashamed at looking at her birthday suit (euphemism for being naked) once I took a hot bath… yet also curious of how a woman's body function. I was too mindful on what to do in the situation to even take advantage of such lady (at least, her body that is). I hurriedly took breakfast afterwards and had someone bring me to school. I've been wondering what happened to me right now… as if I am in Freaky Friday. How the heck did I switched bodies with Girl… I mean, err… Jordan Rosato.
Eventually we did meet up and asked questions to each other on how is this possible and how can we handle the situation without alarming a lot of people and making things look weirder as it it. So we went to our classes and our respective subjects. We had a hard time since our bodies are swapped, therefor our functions have been swapped too. Thank Heavens, Jordan isn't in her period at the month… that would be even weirder! I hope my body wouldn't also go through hormonal call. I didn't want Jordan to feel what I felt in puberty. Apparently, my body was viewed as more aggressive in dodgeball and my friends are concerned for this change. Meanwhile, Jordan's body (which Lincoln resides within) started to be become a reader of comics and manga… Cici, Joy, Mollie and all the other friends of Jordan see this as something weird and eventually grown concerned of this sudden change in Jordan's literature. Some bullies that picked on Lincoln(Jordan) were fended back thanks to Jordan's(Lincoln) sudden impulse, but things are resolved as most of them are afraid of the Dodgeball Queen (or at least, her body/physique).
Since it is Friday, homeroom and study period are quicker and shortened… so Jordan and I had enough time to resolve the issue before sundown arrives. Me in Jordan's body suggested that we return to the scene of the crime… which we did. We've returned to the same staircase that began the swap. But we were stuck in an standstill as we don't know what to do next. Lincoln(Jordan's mind) suggested that we reenact what happened back then… so we tripped and fell to each other on that staircase. It hurts so much and I think I sprained her muscles, but that didn't work… We tried a few more times, with my body being twisted or bruise, yet it was in vain.
We tried to recall the whole event yesterday to at least solve what would help reverse the swap and we've been there for an hour. Soon I remembered one part of the fall… Jordan and I, accidentally kissed back then. Not my first (Ronnie Anne, remember) but we did it… lips to lips. Lo and behold, we've returned… our minds or souls have been returned. Our personalities are back in our bodies. Jordan and I are so relieved that we are back on our bodies and the whole Freaky Friday scenario was over!
But that wasn't the end of it. Apparently, my friends and Jordan's friends are worried of our sudden change in behaviors that they began to ask each other of our whereabouts. They soon heard of a loud thump on the upper floors and suspected that we are there. Clyde and Mollie volunteered to go while assured the rest to go home. Eventually, they reached our place and saw us kiss, which surprised them so much. We saw them observing us on what we were doing. We once again panicked on what to say and stuttered some words. Clyde and Mollie are having a misunderstanding, thinking that Jordan and I are now a couple… especially since it's been so long since Ronnie and I broke up! They also tried to apologies for invading our privacy but we assured them loudly that it wasn't the case.
We clarified the misconception and told them about our "swapping" situation. At first they were skeptical… So I did something a bit regretful… I kissed Mollie and once more, swapped with her… She panicked on why she is in my body but assured her that the trade can be reverse through another kiss. It worked and apparently Clyde also did with Jordan twice… and awkwardly… Clyde and I along with Mollie and Jordan (to which we vowed to never spoke of again, NO HOMO). Soon they believed and became mystified of what just transpired. Maybe they could use this power to their advantage… And since Clyde is Student Council President, we have the permission to do whatever.
Clyde got an idea since Haiku was asking if he could make an Occult Research branch for High School since Lucy is in charge of Middle School branch. Clyde agreed, in hopes to help our situation on this Freaky Friday Incident that we wrote on our field journal/progress. Before we ended the day, we reciprocated on apologies and gratitude on having thing turn out well and had all of us exchange contacts (with mine having more private chat room with Jordan). We went home keeping the knowledge of the whole fiasco engraved in our memories.
But what bothers me is why? Why did she have that powers and suddenly began awaking? Why did I have the same and was able to swap with others too? I guess we'll never know why until we resolve this mystery and have a proper investigation and research about it. For now, we just went home and I kept it secret from my family (that is until I decide to spill the beans… but that would be for the future). I just wanna spare myself from the awkwardness to come.
Well, I'll talk to Jordan now.
-Lincoln Loud _ Entry 1 _ Signing Out-
Current Info [Almanac of Witch Hunt]
Jordan Rosato - Power: Freaky Friday (The ability to swap with a person's body via kiss. During swap, any condition such as period pains or fever will be felt by the mind/soul of the swap partner instead. Example, if Jordan swap with Lincoln during cold influenza, Lincoln's mind/soul will experience the malady while staying in Jordan's Body. This swap can be reversed by another kiss with the same partner and this cannot be performed one at a time with the partner and never simultaneously with another [thus cannot swap with a 3rd person until they decide to return])
Witch Type: ?
Victims: Lincoln Loud, Clyde McBride, Mollie
Info to be updated…
AN: This is a teaser of this new series that I might work on. I will be out for the Holy Week/Pesach Week so I might not be writing new chapters for a while. But be prepared for the new chapter for Bloody Roar Loud… which might contain elements from the Canon-Verse… Except with some changes. Yes, that would be the whole Katherine Mulligan ship with Rodney Spokes (Aka. Rusty and Rocky's dad). It was said that he was a single father from beginning onwards so either Mrs. Spokes (the mom) is divorced [somehow most like with Rusty's upbringing] or deceased [which would make Rodney a Widowman].
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this new project that I've done. Thank you for reading. Any questions will be answered in PM if available. Please leave a like, follow, review. And as always: God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace/Shalom!