"Why would you say such a thing? I was always a good husband." I said.
It brought an eerie silence into the house. Goku wasn't a good husband at all. In fact, the only thing he did was catch fish. I guess Goku's uselessness has injured my reputation but it wasn't something that I couldn't fix.
I suddenly kissed Chichi in front of everyone. Ox King was speechless and well Gohan didn't know what was happening.
"What is Dad doing?" Gohan asked.
I pulled back. I was exposing Gohan to a PG 13 scene and that was really bad parenting. Chichi was speechless.
"Well, I just felt like doing it. I shall explain It when you get older." I said,
Gohan nodded. It was probably a thing for Grown-ups.
I settled down on the sofa and put down my FBI glasses.
"Dad, did you really get to work as an agent?" Gohan asked.
"Yes but with your Dad's strength, No Bad guy was able to touch him." I replied. I pulled out a Laser gun which looked like a regular pistol.
"Here have it." I said and gave Gohan the laser gun. He mistakenly pushed the trigger and fired a laser which hit me in the head but I came out unscathed.
"Are you trying to turn your son into a terrorist?" Ox King asked, "Chichi, aren't you going to say anything about it?"
Chichi couldn't talk. She could shout all she wanted at the original but at me, She had lost all the right to do that with me.
"Umm...Goku, could you take that gun away from Gohan? It isn't suitable for boys his age." Chichi said, softly.
I nodded and took the gun from Gohan. Gohan protested.
"Dad, I wanted to check it out a little more." Gohan said.
"Your mother said that I should take it away from you." I said but then I whispered something into his ear and he smiled. I gave him a high-five.
"I'm hungry. Chichi, how about we cook something?" I asked.
Chichi blinked. Did Goku just ask to cook with her?
"Okay." Chichi replied. I grabbed a bunch of bags which were filled with things I bought from the market. I didn't actually know what food they cooked in Dragon Ball Z, It was Dragon Ball Super that I saw Ramen and I bought a lot of Instant Ramen.
I also bought a lot of Bananas, As a Saiyan, I have a certain attraction to Bananas. I threw Gohan a banana.
I went to the kitchen with Chichi and we decided to make a normal meal with fried fish and rice with Tomato Stew. It was going to be exquisite.
We began making the stew and it casted a fresh aroma through the entire house. I looked at Chichi in the eyes.
"Darling, You see. I have a Job and I have earned a lot of money. Am I correct?" I asked.
She nodded. Too flustered to even speak.
"You have to reward your Husband for his hard work and my reward is...tasting you." I said.
"Are you really wanting to eat me, Do I look like some sort of food?" Chichi asked.
I sighed.
"I will put it in terms you understand, I want to have Sex with you." I said.
Chichi stumbled backwards. She nearly fell over but I grabbed her just in time. We finished cooking without any talk and then served the food. Gohan ate to his satisfaction and then I carried him outside with Ox King.
"How about you guys play Hide and seek?" I asked.
"Yes, Grandpa. Hide and Seek." Gohan said.
Ox King smirked at me. He knew what I was planning to do. Sweat trailed down my face (Anime style)
"Umm...Have a great time." I said and closed the door behind me.
I always wondered what would happen if Goten came Earlier than Expected.
I found Chichi in our room. I wasn't a guy who derived pleasure while leaving the other party in pain.
"Chichi, Do you want to do this?" I asked.
"Yes." Chichi replied.
I pulled out my dick which was already long and hard, She gasped so I assumed it was longer than when Goku fucked her to bring Gohan to life. I penetrated her wet pussy with my dick and she moaned out loud.
I had a great time with Chichi. We fucked like crazy and I cummed inside her a bunch of times. I was sure that I got her pregnant but we had to wait probably for a week before I do the pregnancy test.
Gohan and Ox king returned and I told them Chichi was sleeping. Gohan said he wanted to see his mother but I distracted him with what I promised him.
I promised to teach him how to create an Energy ball. He gleamed with joy.
"Let's go!" Gohan exclaimed. We went to the backyard and practiced. I had an inbuilt scouter given to me as a gift from my Reincarnator.
Gohan's Power level was currently at 1 but anytime he attempted to release his aura. It would rise to 10. The energy ball which he mastered quickly took his Power level right up to 15. I was going to teach Gohan to become a fighter and now Chichi couldn't stop me. I also had plans for Chichi as well.
We should have a lot of time before Raditz showed up on the planet and he would have a surprise when he comes. I didn't want to kill him but right now before I went to Kami's tower, I had to go to Capsule Corp for two reasons:
Firstly, To flirt with Bulma.
Secondly, To collect the Dragon radar.
I didn't plan on living on these mountains for long although I was the owner of the insane amount of land here. I planned on doing some renovation to this place as well.
There were so many things to do and such little time to do them.
"Dad! Look at me!" Gohan said and I looked at him. He had managed to create a Sphere of energy.
"Great. Now can you make it bigger?" I asked.
"I'll try." Gohan said and his Power level shot up to 20 and it was rising, I had taught him the basics of KI and the easiest way to gather it, To take it from your surroundings. The energy ball was getting bigger and Gohan's power level was rising even higher. I smirked. It was about as big as the Spirit Bomb used in the Saiyan saga.
"Alright. Enough." I said and Gohan threw the Energy sphere to the house by mistake.
