Legend woke with an 'ever so slight' hangover, He sat up with his head swimming and stumbled his way towards the bathroom. His head throbbed, protesting gravity and consciousness as he relieved himself. Legend was thanking the golden goddesses above that this realm had created indoor plumbing and that he hadn't needed to go far. He yawned and glanced with a bleary eye into the wall-length mirror on the far wall. He looked rough… He flushed the toilet and then turned around and screamed...
He was screaming because a disembodied head suddenly perched on the rim of the huge opulent bathtub and was staring at him.
"OOOOoohhh by the mercy of the Three! Stop that!" groaned Four's sour voice. It seemed to be coming from the head! It took a further second for Legend to realize that his friend was actually Inside the tub and had simply placed his chin on the rim to peer over at the loud rude sound of the flush. Legend was still hyperventilating from the scare as the smaller man sank back, disappearing into the tub as he pulled his headband down over his eyes. Four groaned again. "Goddesses above! I'm never drinking that much again... I feel like I was thrown from a horse…My HAIR hurts."
Just then Wars and Hyrule burst through the door and into the room, causing both Legend and Four to scream this time.
"AiiiiiiAH!- OOF." Legend yelped as he slipped, stumbling backward on a discarded towel on the floor and landed with a hard thud on his backside. It was then that he realized that he was still just a little bit drunk. The room began to spin and he lay back against the cool marble tiles with a groan.
"Why is everyone Screaming?" Hissed Wars cradling his head with his hands.
"Are you ok?" shouted Hyrule in alarm "What happened?"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" came a long, exaggerated, and unified hush from the booze-bedraggled trio in various stages of coming to full wakefulness.
"Ugh.." Four hung his limp arms over the side of the tub. "How are you so….perky? You drank at least as much as I did, I saw you.." He complained to Hyrule who looked to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed that morning.
Hyrule gave him a small smirk that quickly melted into a look of compassion. "I was raised by the fae, remember? I grew up on sweet, honeyed wines and floral ambrosia-mead cakes. These were dietary staples! I have an iron constitution, at least for a Hylian…by fairy standards I am still quite delicate. My sister teases me a lot." He hummed.
Wars looked at him without sympathy. "Poor you." He said flatly.
"…..Yeah, poor you." Grumbled Legend as Hyrule helped him up from the floor. "How did you guys get here so fast anyway? Was Everyone in my room last night?"
"Um, yeah?" Wars said. "You get really clingy and cuddly when you're drunk… You didn't want to be alone? You had like a death grip on my arm all night I'm only just now getting the feeling back into my fingers." He snorted, flexing his hand for emphasis.
Legend simply stared at him as if the captain had just grown an extra head. "Lies and slander."
"No, it's true." Said Hyrule. "It was kind of sweet, actually, seeing you so sentimental. You also sang for us. You have a really nice voice."
"Right?" Said Four from the tub with a smug grin. "Surprised the hell out of me! Our resident snark is a lovely little songbird.."
"Everyone Shut up!" Shouted Legend, causing everyone (including himself) to wince. "And who the hell are YOU calling little?" He said somewhat quieter, pointing a shaking finger at the bathtub.
Four shrugged as he swung one leg over the side of the tub, gingerly climbing out. "Call 'em as I see 'em."
"…Whatever." Legend grumbled, raking his hands through his hair. "What time is it anyway?"
"Time for breakfast!" Called Wild from the doorway with a bemused expression.
"What the- How long have You been there?" Legend groused.
"Only a moment.." The knight said with a smirk. "The old man was wondering where you all were, everyone else is in the garden waiting. Don't worry though, everyone seems to be moving a little slow this morning."
"Uhuh.." Said Wars, "I'll bet."