Bacon-I mean Beacon!

Yale's POV

Dammit Dad. If you wanted milk for Pumpkin Pete's! Why didn't you get it when most stores were open during the day?! And have me go on a milk run all the way to Vale at night! Still why does Mom keep buying that nasty cereal. Eh I'll worry about it later...I think.

" It's a good thing that 7-Eleven was open. Now where the hell am I going to get a ride back to Patch? Hmm?"

From Dust Till Dawn? I could see if they have the new Captain Punch comic, or I'll keep walking till I finally find a ride-fuck it. Captain Punch it is!

*Henchman 1 and Ruby crash through the window*

"...Wut?"

I see other men look outside as Red gets up and unfolds her weapon into its scythe form. Ginger pimp chick scowls at her, but Red smiles back at them before twirling her weapon around, striking it into the ground and turning off her headphones.

" Huh, neat."

"*to me* Thanks!*does a double-take* Wait where'd you come from?" Said Red.

"I was walking minding my business, saw the shop, was about to go inside and now here we all are."

"Oh okay." Said Red now understanding.

"Okayyy... *to her remaining henchmen* Get her!" Said Ginger pimp chick.

"*pointing at me* What about him?" Said one of the Henchman.

"I'll deal with him." Said Ginger pimp chick.

Uh oh.

The henchmen go after Red while Ginger pimp chick approaches me. I do a "special" pose.

"Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of taking the chance to run away, you come right to me? You?"

"Names Roma Torchwick. And I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer." Said the now named Roma.

"Then come and get closer then."

*Both do the Dio and Jotaro walk*

Not gonna lie, she is hot.

Roma: Not gonna lie, he is handsome.

"*stops walking* Hey Roma?"

"Yeah Han-I mean what?" Said Roma.

"*pointing behind her* Red kicked their asses."

"Wut?*looks behind her sees all her henchmen are knocked out* Oh..." Said a disappointed Roma.

"*pats Roma shoulder* Maybe hire better guys.*looks at Red's weapon* That knows a thing or two about weapons."

"You guys were worth every cent." Roma said to her henchmen.

"Really?" Both Red and I spoke.

"Yep." Roma said to us.

"Shit, Roma you need to get a refund."

"SWEAR JAR!" Red said pulling out a swear jar.

"Where did you? Nevermind." I said confused, but I still put a penny in the jar.

" Yeah, your right, uh?" Roma said to me.

"Yale."

"Right.*to Red & Yale, dropping her cigar and crushing it with her pimp cane as approaching police sirens are heard* Well, Red & Yale, I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening, and as much as I'd love to stick around... *raises her cane and opens the bottom to reveal a rifle with a cross grid* ...I'm afraid this is where we part ways." Roma said pointing a-oh shit.

Roma unleashes a red blast at Red, who fires at the ground and leaps over it.

"Bye handsome~" Roma said to me in a flirting way.

"*to Roma* Later Hot Ging-wait a minute."

When Red lands and looks up, Roma isn't there, and is climbing up a ladder on a nearby building.

As I was looking up at Roma too. Nice ass.

"You okay if we go after her?" Said Red to the onlooking shopkeep.

The shopkeeper gives a short "Uh huh", and Red sets off.

" Two things; 1) Gravity dust so I get to that rooftop. 2) You got the latest issue of Captain Punch?" I said to Shopkeep.

3rd Pov

Roma makes it to the roof, with Ruby high-flying again and landing right behind her.

"Hey!" Said Ruby.

"Persistent..." Roma said stopping at the edge of the roof.

"End of the line, uh?" Ruby said approaching Roma.

"Roma." Deadpaned Roma.

"Roma!" Ruby said.

Ruby readies to fight her, but a getaway Bullhead rises and opens the hatch to allow Roma inside.

"Nope. It's end of the line for you, Red." Said Roma as she turns around and holding up a red Dust gem.

She throws it out at Ruby's feet and fires at her, resulting in a large explosion.

"Whoa-ho-ho-ho!" Roma laughed.

She stops laughing when she sees something on the roof. "Huh?"

A woman in a purple cape is now in front of Ruby, casting a circle of protection over them with her wand.

'Who's that?' Both Ruby & Roma thought.

As Ruby looks on, Glynda Goodwitch waves her weapon and summons several streaks of purple at the craft. Roma is thrown around in the back until she goes to the cockpit, where a woman in red, her face unseen, is struggling with the controls.

"We got a Huntress! And there is the autopilot button for a reason you know!" Yelled Roma at Cinder.

"Shut up!" She yelled back.

Cinder gets up and heads toward the back as Roma takes the controls.

"Yale was right about that refund." Roma complained to herself.

Glynda glows purple for a moment and aims another blast above the craft, resulting in a dark storm-cloud right over the jet.

"The hell...?" Roma said confused looking up the dark storm-cloud above.

With a flick of her wand, large, jagged hail starts falling that pummels the jet and even breaks through the window, narrowly missing Roma's head.

"Ah! Are you trying to kill me woman!?" Roma screamed and yelled to Glynda.

Cinder reaches the back and her arms and chest light up like fire, aiming a burst of energy at Glynda. Glynda blocks it, but the flame splatters behind her and glows hot with Cinder's raised hand. Glynda back-flips out of the explosion, which destroys part of the roof, and magically gathers the shards to create a large arrow, which she throws at the craft.

"Smart. But not smart enough." Cinder said cheekily.

Cinder shatters the arrow with several blasts, but it reforms just in time to hit the side of the jet due to Roma's quick aerial lean. The wreckage separates and reshapes into more arrows that encircle the jet, but Cinder summons several glowing rings around herself that expand and destroy the shards.

Then what sounded like a small explosion, came Yale. Who flew too high.

"Oh crap! Is the milk, okay?" Said Yale while in the air. He then falls and does a superhero landing on the rooftop.

"WHAT'S UP BITCHES!?" Said Yale loudly.

"SWEAR JAR!" Ruby said while again pulling out a swear jar.

"Dang it!" Yale yelled as he puts a penny in the jar.

Ruby, finally acting, reverts her scythe into its rifle form to fire at Cinder, who blocks each shot.

Then Yale fires with Fortunate Son. Rambo style.

"BWRAAAAAAAAAAH!" Yelled Yale going cross-eyed.

'Now that's a machine gun~' Thought Ruby while she was drooling over his weapon.

'Who is this man and why was he so hot doing something reckless like that?' Thought Glynda looking at Yale.

'Good thing blocked most of those bullets, but.' Cinder thought as she looks at Yale.

Cinder's imagination of Yale is of Chad Ed.

"Monty Oum." Cinder said with a nosebleed. Then she makes a yandere smile. 'I will make him mine~' She thought.

"Shit, thank Oum for autopilot." Said Roma getting back to the controls.

Cinder then creates several blazing circles around her two opponents(rivals) . Glynda telekinetically pushes Ruby and rolls herself out of the explosions' radius; looking up to see the hatch close and the bullhead flying away. With Cinder blowing a kiss at Yale who was confused.

"You're a Huntress!" Said Ruby looking at Glynda. Then putting on a pleading, awe-stricken face. "Can I have your autograph?!" She spoke.

"Hey, it's the hot milf teacher from Bacon-I mean Beacon!" Yale said while looking at Glynda.

"Excuse me!?" Glynda said while blushing.

"Oopsie. I said that out loud, didn't I?" Yale admitted.

"Yes." Said Ruby.

"Please forget that." Yale said while he headpats Ruby.

"Forget what?" Ruby said as she's loving the headpats.

"Nothing. Say you remind me of a woman with the same as you with a white cape." Said Yale still headpating Ruby.

"That's my mom. A little to the right. Yeeeaaah~" Ruby said as she is still loving the headpats.

'Where's mine?' Glynda thought while pouting.