Killua spends some time with Daniel, getting to learn about the mundane tasks of life.

Brief smut… they kinda watch porn together.


"Alright, Killua… get ready to learn the most boring thing of human life… cleaning." The man shifted across the floor, picking up dirty laundry along the way. He thought Killua would be the slob out of the two, but it turns out he was.

Killua always left a dirty pile of neatly folded laundry, out for him. Picking up Killua's stack, he guided the alien to the laundry room, "Drier… Washer… know the difference." The man pointed at the two machines, opening the washer first. Throwing the dirty laundry in, he closed the door, leaving the remaining batch in the basket beside the machine "I'll let you do the second batch, for the moment…" Turning the dial, the machine activates, "There are several pre-settings. The one we'll be using today is shirts, sure there are also pants in this batch of washing, but I find it the best setting for clothes. The other setting you'll probably be using is cotton. Use this for towels, and always bump the temp to sixty and above. Sixty is a nice sweet spot, for clothes, I find cold wash best…"

Hitting start the man moved to the drier next, even though there was nothing, he still wanted to show the alien how to use it. He twisted the knob to cotton "Cotton, with the arrow symbol is the best to use. It detects the load and dries appropriately. Except for sheets… My mattress sheets like to eat the rest as it's spinning, causing it to be the only one that's dry, while the rest remains mildly wet. It's not fun… so I have to tend to pull them apart and shove them back in and run it a second time. Third… if I'm unlucky."

Turning the machine off again, the man directed his attention back to the alien, "Any questions?"

Killua shook their head.

The man smiled, leading Killua back towards the kitchen, "Dishwasher, same thing, it's just a delicate balance of how much can I fit, while making it possible to wash as many things as possible in this thing in one go."

He went on to explain where each piece fits best, even going as far as to pack it with Killua's help for a first run. Once he dropped the tablet into the basket, he ran it, already moving on "Now you can run the robot cleaner-"

"You guys actually, have a self-cleaning robot… I'm impressed."

"Yeah, well be prepared to have that impressiveness shattered." He pulled the small robot cleaner out, "It's not that impressive."

Pushing it back in, Killua shrugged. It's better than nothing… at least humans have a way to clean their homes without the need to do it themselves, even if it looks lame or is worse off than if they were to clean it themselves, "Still better than nothing…"

"Right… you can also use the vacuum cleaner if you don't like how the robot does it. Empty this container in the bin when it's full or after you're done cleaning."

"Alright…"

"Oh, one more thing… if it gets stuck, move it away from the spot then start it up again. It should stop itself from getting stuck in the same spot. Or at least… it should not get stuck in the same spot again."

"Okay… now I see why it's not that impressive."

"Hey, technology advances slowly here… or at least, rapidly, then slowly. When we hit a milestone, people tend to go this is the best we can get. But if there's another company challenging them, often one-upping them in terms of technology, that's how we advance."

"Wouldn't that apply to every asset of life… if you don't challenge yourself, you'll hit a self-made brick wall?"

"You're right… I'm in a department where I'm often up against mental brick walls."

"Oh, your Phycologist job?"

"Yup…" Daniel smiled to himself, "It can be mentally taxing, but often rewarding. Getting someone to see around… the wall can be difficult. But once they do, it's an eye-opening moment. Some can smile… others just need to continue walking until they can find that inner peace. It depends from person to person."

Killua gave a nod, Daniel once more moving, this time towards the kitchen, "So you said you can cook, right?"

"With your facilities, probably not that well…"

"Sure, but you can cook… correct?"

"I saw you making bacon and eggs, so, yes… I've got the basic gist. But from one species to another, there's a…" Killua paused for a moment, trying to think of the best way to describe the difficulty. Killua hasn't got much to go on, it's about trial and error… tasting and knowing how one ingredient works with the other.

Seeing as they barely know anything about human ingredients, that's where the difficulty is going to be "Well, it's about knowing what balances via taste testing… and I have zero ideas how to go about this tedious task."

Daniel's smile widened, pulling out a book from the shelf, it was a basic cookbook involving Asian cuisines. The reason he wanted to start Killua here, is because there's a wide variety of flavours they can experiment with.

Once Killua is done with experimentation, maybe he can implement other types of local cuisines until they land on a type of style they want to continue to experiment with "You tell me what you need, and I'll buy the ingredients for you. I'm giving you full permission to experiment. If it fails, don't worry… we always got UberEATS… just don't burn my house down in the process."

"Okay… I'll try." Killua opened the book, randomly flipping through the pages. Eventually, they landed on one that had a picture next to the name. "Ah… what's this?"

Daniel looked over the alien, trying to focus on the page and what Killua was looking at "Ah… yeah avoid those types of dishes. Me and spicy food do not get along… and I don't know how well your species can handle spicy food."

The alien smirked, "Oh, it's a type of poison. That's nothing to my species…"

"Again…" Daniel frowned slightly, "You've brought that up multiple times now. Were you… tortured?"

Killua's expression dropped, "Yes… but let's get off this topic."

"Okay…"

"But I should be able to handle spicy food…"

Daniel tipped his head slightly, a hand reaching up to touch his chin. He tried to think of the best way to bring it up, considering how their bodies act with expelling wastes. Daniel's was via the back door… and when spicy food passes through that, it burns on the way out.

For Killua, it was a matter of smell… considering how they can smell when they stink, spicy food may burn their nostrils via smell, "I'd still avoid it. It burns on the way out for us… and seeing as it's a smell for you guys, I'm worried it'll affect your sense of smell."

The alien gave a nod of understanding. The man was right, they don't know how their body would work when processing spicy food. Maybe they should try a little here and there, see how their body reacts "Maybe a little here and there… we'll see how I go."

"That sounds fair…"

"How about this, I know it's a little late… but I'll make you some pancakes. The fluffy kind. They'll melt in your mouth…"

Killua nodded eagerly. They've barely gotten to taste Daniel's cooking over the past week, but pancakes sound nice. It sounds like a type of desert; one they couldn't wait to try.

"Okay watch me how I do mine so that if you want, you can make it for yourself."

The two fell into this sense of comfortableness, a welcome change to the random distancing. There were playful shoves, Daniel sometimes sticking his finger in the batter, swiping a streak over the alien's nose. The two laughed at the situation, Killua swiping a quick streak across the man's nose.

He gave that warm welcoming smile the alien had come accustomed to, the kind that led them to receive a kiss on the forehead last time. It never happened this time, but that constant smile made them feel welcomed and appreciative of what they now had.

Iason's question once more stuck into their head… If the chance arose, would you explore a sort of relationship with Daniel? Being so close, so comfortable… they wanted to ask Daniel an uncomfortable question. Well, one they saw could be considered uncomfortable.

But the thing is… How would Daniel react to such a question?

They wanted to see it… to see a human penis. They were just interested, wondering about how vastly different it was from their Acronis.

But that might be going too far, pushing Daniel out of a comfort zone the man wasn't prepared to be in around them.

"Hey, Daniel…"

"Hmm…"

"I'm curious, how different does a penis look to an Acronis…"

Daniel choked on a piece of the pancake he was chewing at the time, a few swift punches to his chest helped loosen the offender from his accidental inhale of food when he was probed with an uncomfortable question.

Killua's gaze remained on him, the man quickly drinking some water to help ease his sore throat. After drinking for a long time, the alien's gaze never once changed, Daniel purposed a different question "Where did this come out of?"

"I just felt…" The alien gave an awkward smile, appreciating the man for not immediately yelling at them. Probably even Iason would chastise their question. But Daniel knows they aren't human… that they're gonna be curious about physical differences between the two "I guess curious about it."

"Being curious is one thing… but asking it is another." The man took another long sip, wondering to himself, why Killua was asking about this now, of all times. Was it something they said or did… was he accidentally dropping hints about his comfortableness around the different species?

As long as they kept their hands to themselves, and it was based on nothing but seeing the differences for themselves, he guesses he could do a show and tell… but it mustn't lead to anything more than a peek… or probably in Killua's case, a long peek "What's gotten you curious about this…"

"It mainly about what Iason posed to me…"

"I highly doubt how I feel about you is a reason to want to see my dick."

"It's not about seeing your dick… it's about being curious, knowing the differences between the two of us…"

The man's expression fell. Considering they're alien species to one another, there were going to be differences. Considering Killua's whole race in theory could get pregnant, while only those who have fully functioning wombs, ovaries and all could get pregnant… there's gonna be differences "Well if it's anything I saw, they're different."

"Yeah… you brought that up the first night you saw me… when I thought I locked the door."

"I promise… I wasn't trying to catch a peek that time."

"Well… you saw mine… I should be able to see yours."

This isn't going to be turned into you saw mine, so I should be able to see yours situation… The man closed his eyes. Exactly, how does he weasel himself out of this conversation, without hurting or pushing away Killua more than he already has? Maybe if he puts restrictions, cans and can't dos… maybe he can free his willy in front of Killua.

The only thing is he's scared of his body reacting to Killua's. He's scared… that they may cross a line.

But now, as he looks at the alien, thinking about the line and where it can be placed… he feels a sense of comfortableness around the alien. He's just scared…

Killua could see some form of hesitancy cross Daniel's expression. Was he actually, considering their request? They were actually, getting excited about the prospect, of seeing more of the human.

How different was a dildo from a human penis… was it softer, or harder than one? They hope Daniel would let them touch, to see the comparison. Shifting in their seat, they pushed their body, leaning forward with both elbows on the table "Can I please see it, please…?"

Daniel never expected it, to see it being presented on Killua's face of all places… the one they're notoriously known for having a neutral expression. But Killua doing puppy dog eyes hit him way harder than it should of. Oh god, they should be criminalised for being downright cute… but fuck me, where did they learn that from? "May I ask where you learned that from…?"

"Learnt what, and is it working…?"

"That's a downright contradiction right there…" Killua knew what they were doing, they had to be… they probably just don't have a name for it, "it's called the puppy dog eyes, so where did you learn it?"

"Some cartoon on some kind of kid's show…"

I don't know whether to be impressed or offended by the situation… Killua was using that expression like a kid would use it for a cookie after dinner… but Killua was using it, by hoping to see his dick like it was some kind of treat. He had been hit by a conundrum, however, this one was easy to choose, from given their friendship. "No, and no it didn't work…"

"Aww…"

"Killua, you just asked to see my penis. That would work if it was a cookie or something… not my naked body."

"I just wanted an actual reference… a comparison if you will."

Daniel sighed. Why did life just have to throw him some curve balls? The man returned to eating, randomly uttering what he was thinking in his head "Just google porn or something…" The man's eyes widened, dropping the cutlery onto the plate in absolute shock at what he had uttered. But it was too late to take back what he said.

"Porn…?" Killua was intrigued, a hint being dropped onto their lap, "What is porn?"

Daniel immediately looked up, "No! DO NOT look up porn…"

"Huh, why not?"

"Because… I don't want a computer virus."

"From looking up porn… it must be shady, but why would you utter it then?"

"I'm going to assume you have computer viruses."

"We do… but don't just divert the topic."

"Fine…" The man dropped his head in shame, groaning loudly before continuing the topic, frustrated with himself for once more breaking. First, he mentions kinks… now he's talking about porn, and he wasn't even a month in of knowing Killua "Alright, fine. I'll show you…"

"Your dick?"

"No, porn, jeez… at least buy me dinner. And no, that wasn't flirting. But I'm staying in the room. I do not want you randomly clicking links on my computer."

"Okay, that sounds fair…"

"But finish your pancake…"

The two returned to eating. Daniel was actually, dreading the upcoming situation… about not only showing and watching porn with Killua but the fact they're gonna be close to each other the whole time.

"~"

Setting up his laptop, Daniel sat beside Killua on their bed, not wanting to be in his bed for this. Unfortunately for him, the room smelt like Killua… and it was bloody fantastic to his senses, not so much his mentality, given what they were about to do.

The man googled a legitimate porn site, one that wasn't filled with paywalls and viruses. They had a large selection of videos, considering it was free… which meant amateur, which was what Daniel was hoping to show the alien if he could help the situation.

Killua read the website link out loud "Core Porn?"

"Yes, and please don't go searching for porn on my laptop… it's not a healthy habit to maintain… watching videos and jerking off all day."

"Huh… what makes you think I'm gonna be masturbating all day."

"No reason…" I just hear when you're doing it all the damn time…

"What would I even look up human porn to watch…?"

"Again, I don't know… you may see something you like…"

As Daniel was searching through the tags, Killua spotted one "Alien?!"

"Alien… but in the sense of how we perceive it. You won't be finding some Valiskarian banging another Valiskarian… or species. It's mostly 3D models. Anyways… the question is, what on earth do I show you…? Straight porn or Gay porn?"

"Whatever… as long as I see a reference."

"Not all penises look the same. Some are longer, some a shorter… girthier or thinner… et cetera, et cetera."

"You already talked about this. How about a middle ground?"

"Middle ground…?" The man was caught off guard. He wasn't expecting that kind of response from the alien.

"You talked about being Trans, so I assume a trans male would be a middle ground."

"That's… kind of offensive. A trans male isn't the middle ground between a woman and a male."

"You know I don't mean it like that… I'm talking about a man banging another guy, who happens to be trans."

"Maybe word it like that… but I guess you're right in a sense, pre-op… on the down below the area. I guess it wouldn't be that difficult to search. Why there though?"

"You said because we discussed how my species have sex, I would be considered more of a trans male here, at least genitalia-wise."

"I guess… and you'd think it'll help you figure things out. At least the mechanics?"

"Yes," The alien affirmed with a small smile. They would be happy knowing that much… as much as they'd like to get a real-life example, Daniel was guarded about his body. They can take what they can get, and porn is the best they could get right now.

Daniel went through a list of FTM porn, trying to find one that didn't look like it will end before Killua could even begin to understand the mechanics. Why he was even showing this… he wouldn't understand. He could've just shown Killua a masturbation video and been done with it. But no~ he just had to bring up the types of sex partners.

And here he was now… about to watch two people have sex, besides someone he masturbated to masturbating "Here we go…"

Hitting play, Daniel sat comfortably beside Killua.

The male in the video got behind their partner, a little bit of exploration being on play.

Damn it, it just had to have one of my kinks

The male touched and groped the other, fingers slipping lower, slipping over the opening of the transman. A finger slipped inside, the transman groaning as the hole was explored while their clit was being played with.

Daniel didn't know whether he should be impressed, or laughing given that the one time the clit was found, had to be on a transman.

The two moved to the bed, as things escalated, the man putting a condom on in preparation for what was next to come.

Killua looked at the object being placed on the man's penis in confusion "What did he put on his dick?"

"A rubber… to prevent the chance of passing STDs, or getting someone pregnant. Some transmen can actually, get pregnant, it depends on the hormones they're taking. Although, take that information with a grain of salt because I'm not an expert on hormones, let alone transman biology."

When the man slid inside their partner, the two groaned.

Killua thought about the situation a little. Did that guy actually, feel anything through that rubber? It doesn't look like they can…

The two rutted together, the man gyrating his hips, while simultaneously playing with other parts of his partner's body.

Daniel's body started to betray him, giving him a stiffy in the process. The fact that the guy had the decency to explore his partner's body in the process, hit that second kink of his… he was now, unfortunately hard. PLEASE DON'T NOTICEPlease, don't notice…

It was as if the gods refused to listen to him, because before the guy could even finish making his prayer, Killua was looking right at it "What's with your pants?"

"I'm hard… we're watching porn, can you just focus on the video…"

"Can I… ah, see it?"

Daniel trembled because he was in a situation where he was hard… and near someone, he wouldn't mind being with. But he still had a sense of sanity. He had a reason to reject the alien's request…

But the alien was pleading with puppy dog eyes, a curiosity behind the alien's otherwise neutral expression. Even as the two were still going at it, it was like only he mattered in Killua's eyes… the background video was nothing but static to them.

The man's voice broke, "A- Alright… I'll show you, but promise me it's nothing but a peek."

Killua said nothing, only patiently waiting for his next move.

Daniel stood up, unbuckling their pants in the process. The moment they dropped their underwear, Killua's eyes were focused on his penis. It was as if they were mentally memorising every detail, because the next thing they knew, Killua had gotten so close, the man could practically feel every breath on his cock, and it did wonderful things to his body…

The thing moved up and down a few times, something collecting at the tip of Daniel's penis, "Can I touch it…?"

"What did I say?"

"Just a squeeze… I want to know the texture. Can't I be curious…"

"Well, don't you know… curiosity killed the cat."

"I'm not a cat though…"

He certainly looks the part at times… Daniel thought as he swallowed thickly. He was caught in a compromising situation with Killua. The alien wanted to touch him and given how much he desperately wanted a human touch, or in this case… a Valiskarian's touch, he relented. His voice broke unexpectedly as if going through puberty again "O… Okay."

Killua's hands reached out, grasping his penis. The next thing he knew, it was all over for him. It was as though he had a hair trigger, because he climaxed, from a single touch… no, was barely a touch.

He shoots a few spurts onto Killua's shirt, now panicking from the unfortunate circumstance "Shit… Shit… Shit…"

Killua pulled back, confused by the man panicking. Did they do something wrong…?

Grabbing a few tissues, Daniel wiped off the mess he made over Killua's shirt, "I'm sorry… I…" Pulling the tissues away, seeing the confusion, realising what had happened… he needed to get away from Killua. He can't break… not like this, over such a compromising situation.

Without warning, the man ran out of the room, the alien now more confused by the situation. What exactly happened…?

When Killua turned back to the video, they heard the man groaning a sound much too similar to the one Daniel made. When he pulled out, the rubber was filled with a similar colour substance to what Daniel released on their shirt.

They had made Daniel climax and the stain was evidence of that fact. They didn't know how to react and given that the man hadn't returned after running away, neither did he. Somehow, they knew forcing an answer out of Daniel wouldn't be an option… but at the back of their head, they felt like on some small margin, they may have broken Iason's rule…

Maybe they should apologise, even though it was Daniel you ran out of the room…


A\N: An accidental reference was made from the 1999 or The Kopīkyatto Shadow. Yup… this time it went further.

A\N: Again, like Eyes always Watching this will be the last chapter for this story, at least for the end of the year. December gets hectic for me usually. I'll return briefly in January for a few weeks before I go on holiday to visit my partner's family.

Hopefully, I'll be able to consistently post after those breaks. Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New year in advance.