Hello there =) my name is Crow yes yes I know weird names and all that…..anyhoots funny thing is I DIED, how? no idea but good thing is I can now take you guys on this journey with me! So let's get to it shall we?
Slowly I opened my eyes looking around,
Eh? What the hell, where am I?
wait… who am I?
Hello child!
"WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?"
… I did.
Looking around I took in my environment seeing nought but a golden light in the form of a man, surrounded by darkness.
"umm I dont want to be rude but,,,,, what the actual fuck are you?"
…..HAHAHA oh you humans never cease to amaze, Faced with a divine-being the first thing you do is curse. HAHAHA
The thing (god?`) in front of me continued to laugh his nonexistent arse off.
"can you just say what's going on i'm kinda freaking out here!"
….Okay then, I suppose that's enough fun and games. The "God" said like a child told to stop playing.
The Being snapped a finger and suddenly we were no longer surrounded by darkness. Instead we were in a lavish garden surrounded by exotic trees, flowers and bushes sculpted to appear as animals.
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I was speechless
So in one moment im ….nowhere? and then this! I guess he really is God.
Well If you want to be technical i'm not the biblical god just "a god" Specifically im…
"WAIT YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS?!"- I shouted out in terror, searching where the sound came from.
Then I saw this "god" that had been speaking with me, Clad in the finest silk robe I had ever laid my eyes on.
His face was divine.. There was no other word that came to mind. A face sculpted by the finest craftsmen in the world could never even come in the same league as this aesthetic perfection before me. And yet when I laid my eyes on him again the face had changed into that of a different perfection more akin to the charm of an older gentleman.
Is.. is his face changing?
Yes it is..
"...stop reading my mind please"
No
….. There was a simple silence as I simply continued to take in his features.
He now had a grandfatherly look while he was still clad in a silken robe; the robe itself now had a pattern of two dragons stretching down and up, one on the left, one on the right.
And.. as crazy as it sounds… they were moving around.. how? no idea but they were.
He also had a short yet well groomed beard and mustache, and to complete the look he had long black hair. All in all he looked like one of those badass anime grandfathers.
hmmm.. There was a joke about this, yes? ah now I remember "if you stare any longer im going to have to charge rent" hohohoho.
His laugh was…. special to say the least but well to comment on it would most likely earn me a trip into the sun sooooooooo.
"hehe ye…yes I suppose that's what you could say "
"However I …I um.. why are you talking to me?"
Hmm?
The God simply stared at me….. like he was looking at a child that just asked a question everyone knows the answer to,
The God smiled and closed his eyes simply saying.
Well.. you died.
"I.. I what?"
Died, hmmm could have sworn you spoke english… umm you know death, the afterlife, neverending after, reincarnation, karma, all that jazz!"
NO I Shouted out
"no I,,,,,,,...I understand but I aa umm how? how did I die?"
Sorry kid can't tell you that im afraid.-..-
"What do you mean? you're god right? you have to know!"
It's a bit more complicated than that, Like I was trying to say before I am Yericho the god of reincarnation.
As such I am forbidden from letting you know how you died in order to not have you go insane.
"##¤%%#¤ DON*T I DESERVE TO KNOW? IT'S MY LIFE DAMMIT!"
SILENCE !- The god shouted and the entire realm we were in simply vanished.
…. I did not pluck you from the river of souls simply to explain the laws of gods, and you.. are …trying ..my PATIENCE.
…
I'm sorry for shouting however what I said still stands, as the god of reincarnation my purpose is to reincarnate souls into new worlds.
As such I now give you a choice son of Adam
Will you be reincarnated into a new body in your old world or be reborn in one of my own choosing?
I was shocked I could be reincarnated into another body! But… what would I gain in another life?
I guess I could be lucky,, but… I could also be reincarnated into a child in Africa and just die from a disease or starvation. And anyway what good would it be to just be reborn in the same place I died. Wait, what good did come from my life? … …. …
I had friends right?... …. …
Family? In my mind I saw the face of an older woman but her face was simply a blank nothing came up….
Purpose? an image of an office worker came to mind. Taking the train to work, going home to sleep, repeating over and over never-ending.
Was there anything good about my life? A single thing came to mind. Anime Yes the one thing that kept me going! Anime, Stupid shows about power hungry villains, gentle heroes and amazing adventures.
Really that's what you remember from your life ? Anime….. Seriously ? HAHAHAHA ok you know what I was going to go the good old route of explaining the reincarnation system of buddhism. But this makes things sooooo much easier. I'm going to isekai you.
I simply stared at him questioningly
"what.. What does anime have to do with reincarnation?"
Wait, you like anime yet have never heard of an isekai?
Seriously? oooo wait right office worker, limited time jada jada.
Okay well Isekai is to be reincarnated into another world.
"oh Oh OHHHH WAIT are you sending me into an anime world? LETS GOO WHOOOOO"
Weelllll Kinda
I simply gawked at him looking like a kid being denied ice cream,
"What do you mean kinda?
See here's the thing I put you into an anime you know I give you an unfair advantage of knowing the plot and honestly… no fun being there, So this time i'm going to send you somewhere you haven't heard of before,
I was devastated, my ONE CHANCE of actually meeting my favorite characters in real life, maybe even getting a few girls all gone down the drain.
I looked like a puppy that just had his toy taken away.. Wait the hell is wrong with my eyes? From my eyes streamed a torrent of tears like I myself had become animated. But I still looked fine,,, Hmm neat guess I have special effects now….I can work with this.
Well damn you look like a puppy, a poor sad little puppy. hmmm fine well you have heard of it but since you don't know the entire plot im kinda fine with it so there. The god snapped his fingers and the world started to be filled with stars giving me light around us.
"okay so no Anime i've seen so where am I going?"
Anyhoots Before you go, I'm giving you a few perks.
First of all you will be able to perform magic.
Secondly, you will keep your memories from the Animes you have watched.
Thirdly magic will come easily for you and you won't need to train much in order to learn it. Be warned however as becoming powerful and well versed in magic has nothing to do with talent.
And I believe that's all run along now and live your life in a new world!
As soon as the god finished speaking I was enveloped into a large bright light and started to rise upwards faster and faster and faster.
"HEY you still didn't tell me where i'm going!"- I shouted at the god hoping for an answer
Oh Right the Anime is called Fairy tail and the place you're going to is earthland, Sorry but that's it wish ya luck kid.
End of chapter.