Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or Naruto credits goes to Eiichiro Oda and Masashi Kishimoto respectively.
"Sir" Ren appears in front of Sakumo, after Bunji reminds him that Sakumo wants to see him.
"How's the girl?" Sakumo asks Ren while writing a report.
"Senju-sama said she'll be fine"
"Good, what did Tsunade say?" Sakumo stops writing for a moment and waits for Ren's response.
"Well, uhh... She complained alot... About you not paying her, saying her job is not free..." Ren said with a wry smile.
"HAHAHA!"
Sakumo laughed uncontrollably while slamming his desk, after a while he calms down and gives Ren a mission.
"Today, you will go to the Amegakure, a small but highly industrialised hidden village located in an unnamed country, where your mission is to spy around and kill all Iwa Ninjas that use that small village to sneak inside our country."
"And do not touch Amegakure Ninja, but if you find they are joining with Iwa ninja against us, kill them without mercy." Sakumo said with serious expression.
"Sir yes sir!" Ren then headed to his tent to prepare.
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Inside Rain Village, Ren manages to bypass the guards constantly patrolling by flashing inside the village.
Right now, Ren is walking with a can in hand and keeps asking people money while at the same time, has his attention on three people currently walking side by side with civilian clothing.
A yellow light flashes on his eyes when he notices the three are walking towards a place where few people go.
Ren flashes at the roof close to the dirty alley where the three were whispering to listen.
"Why did you bring us here, Kana?" A guy with a scar on his face said to a female standing opposite him.
"Have we been discovered?" Another guy asked with an alert expression.
"No, but for some reason i feel like someone is observing us." Kana said while looking around.
"Tch, our mission is important yet you... You're just being paranoid." The scar guy said irritatedly and walked out of the alley.
"Hello, big brother, can you show some love?"
"Ahhhh!!" The scar guy screams in terror when Ren suddenly appears in front of him.
"What is it?" Alerted by their teammate scream, the two walk with kunai each hand beside the scar guy.
"It's just a homeless kid, begging for money..." Kana said while giggling at the scar guy, who was taking deep breaths with hands in his heart, to calm himself.
The other guy sighs and silently hides his kunai while also signaling at Kana to do so.
'They are indeed Ninja' Ren smirk when he notices the kunai in their hands.
Because Ninja is always alert, when someone suddenly appears without them noticing they would act like Kana and her team.
"Damn brat!" The scar guy said with infuriate expression and slap Ren hands which threw the can Ren holding with money on it he earned through begging.
"I'm going to kill you, mother f*cker!!" The scar guy said and pounced at Ren but the other guy stopped him.
"It's just a kid, calm down."
"Damnit, let me go!"
Ren pick his money with Kana and put them back to his can.
"Why is he like that?" Ren asked innocently.
Giggle "He probably thought you are ghost" Kana trying her best to stop from laughing.
"A ghost? He actually believe ghost exist, what a dumbass!" Ren said while pointing at the scar guy.
Of course Ren knows ghost exist in this world, but they didn't know that.
The scar guy stops struggling for a moment to comprehend what Ren said then get even more angry at Ren.
"Come here, mother f*cker, I'm going to kill you!!"
"Whahaha" Kana laughed so hard her stomach hurts. The other guy also laughs while doing his best to stop his teammate to commit murder.
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"We are busy boy, so here is some money and thank you for making me laugh." Kana said after she noticed the scar guy calming down.
"Let's go, you two!"
"Hmph!" The scar guy stared at Ren with angry eyes.
"Oh, You already going? I can't let you do that" Ren said while scratching his cheek.
"Huh? What do you mean little boy?" Kana smiles and kneels in front of Ren.
"Boy, don't be greedy!" The scar guy said.
"Haha, it's not that. You see, i have a mission!" Ren said with an innocent smile.
"What mission?" Kana asks and adds jokingly: "Are you ninja, haha."
"Well, you see... My mission is to kill you Iwa Ninja and yes i am a Ninja." Ren smirks at three of them, widening their eyes.
PEW! PEW!
Time seems to slow down after Ren said that, as he raised his hand and pointed his glowing finger to fire a non-charge laser through the two guys forehead.
Thud! Thud!
"What?!" Kana finally reacts to the sound of two bodies falling to the ground.
But before she could shunshin to distance herself out of Ren's reach, a chain made of light stops her from doing so and the chain burns her skin.
Ren then takes his time to dragged the girl and her teammates bodies into an abandoned place he found while searching for a possible ninja in disguise.
"You... How did you know we are ninja?... and who are you?" Kana asked in low voice at first before screaming her second question.
Slap!
"Tch, tch it seems you don't get your situation at all missy. Im the one who gets to question, not the other way around." Ren said while pulling her hair hard to make her look at his glowing eyes.
"Now answer my question, what is your mission?"
Kana bit her lip and didn't answers.
"Well i anticipate that you won't answer my questions, so..."
WHIP!
"Ahhhhhhh!!"
Ren creates a whip using his power and whip her hard making her ear-piercing shriek.
The reasons why he was using whip to inquire information from her, instead of just firing laser beam all over her body except with her head and heart, is because it would take a long time to kill her by just whipping her, which is good for inquiring information.
WHIP!
"Ahhhhhhh!!"
WHIP!
"Ahhhhhhh!!"
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"Aye, you are surprisingly tough one, eh?" Ren said with a quirk eyebrow, as he's been whipping her for an hour.
"Hehe, you can't take information out of me. Why don't you just kill me?" Kana replied smugly and spit at Ren.
Puh!
"Well, I can't do that..." Ren replied while cupping his chin, thinking for another method. Now Ren really wish he could use Genjutsu when his eyes turn yellow-light like those sharingan.
"Aha! Let me try that!" His eyes turn star as the spit, mix of blood and saliva, head towards him which unsurprisingly passthrough his body, but for Kana, it is.
Ren then got close to Kana and forcefully pry her eyelid open.
"You... What are you planning to do...?" Kana hearts beat so fast at the kid's unknown actions and ask.
He didn't answer and just point his finger at Kana eyes, then it glow.
"Ahhh, my eye... stop it..." Kana desperately shakes her head to get out of Ren's hold, as the light chain stops her from clawing at Ren, but to no avail.
"Please... stop..." Kana with weak voice as her left eye is crying while her right eye is bleeding, thanks to Ren's method.
Ren, after a while, finally stop. Leaving Kana on the ground, grinding her teeth in pain.
"I'm going to ask you again, WHAT. IS. YOUR. MISSION?" Ren asks while forcing Kana to look at his face with her fine left eye.
Kana didn't answer as her brain is busy lessening the pain she gets from her right eye.
"Looks like i have to do it again" Ren said with grimaced and walk in front of Kana to pry her left eyelid.
"No... No... No please don't it again... I will tell you everything..." Kana's attention snaps back into reality when she feels Ren open her left eyelid wide.
"Go on then"
"We were just a scout an-"
"Wait, you are just a scout?"
"Yes..." Kana cowered at Ren's sudden outburst.
"Continue"
"Like i said we were just a scout and our mission, is to find the best path for our ninja to sneak inside the Land of Fire, without anyone's attention."
"That's it? That's all your mission?!" Ren sigh when Kana nodded at his questions.
'Shit, an hour or two already past, without those Iwa Ninja receiving a report from these three scout Ninja and now they already change their course of directions, sigh.' Ren regretted his impatient actions against these scouts ninja and now he didn't know where Iwa ninja would go.
"Now that we don't have business with each other anymore..."
"Please, don't kill me... I'm begging you... I can be your slave or anything... Just please don't kill me..." Kana freaks out when Ren says that and starts begging before Ren even points his finger at her.
"Oh, right since you answer my question i should answer yours, the reasons why i know you are a ninja is because of that scar guy, his headband is poking out of his pocket. And my name is Kaito Ren, Konoha Ninja!" Ren smirk as he pointed at the scar guy's pocket.
"F*ck you!" Kana cursed as she noticed Ren's glowing finger pointing at her forehead.
"Bye-bye"
PEW!
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