golly JEE! uh hey!
I am back on my bullshit, except it's Chara Aus. also it's Chara Aus because I dislike Sans.
also, if a certain someone that runs a tumblr blog using my incorrect quotes sees this! yes! you may upload them, and good news! I have Tumblr so you can add me as a mod or something idfk
now onto the stupidity!!
0!!0
Underswap Chara (Stripes): sTOP CHANTING IN DEAD LANGUAGES YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES
Chara: You fool! I'm summoning the hoes!
1!!1
Storyshift Chara (Pick): HOW DO I GET LIFE TO STOP FUCKING ME?
Player!Chara(au i thought of, will explain more later): just say the safeword lol
Pick: I FORGOT IT
2!!2
ErrorShift Chara (Lag): Before I do anything i ask myself, would Art(Inkshift Chara) do it?
Lag: If the answer is yes i don't do it.
3!!3
"what would you do if you met 13 year old you?"
Pick: Well they would be surprised i was still alive.
Stripes: ... you're fucking 14.
Pick: yeah, did i fucking stutter though?
4!!4
Underfell Chara (Maro): how do you win therapy??
Dreamshift Chara (Pos): You get better!
Nightmare Dreamshift Chara (Neg): False, you get your therapist to block you.
Dustshift Chara (Knife): No? You win therapy when your therapist cancels a session because he's busy trying to find another therapist, because his last therapist was suggested by HIS therapist to stop seeing him because he was going a new kind of anti-depressant so he couldn't deal with your therapist at the moment.
5!!5
Lag, near tears: Please, Art! I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
6!!6
Knife: I think it's time I get my life in order
Scythe (Horrorshift Chara): Now!? Why now!? you've had so much time to do that yet you chose now!?
7!!7
Scar (Aftershift Chara): You don't help create or fix Aus.
Hip (Fresh!Chara, yes I know it's fucking incorrect): Not until gay marriage is legal everywhere!
...
Hip: I stand by that!
8!!8