Stab: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Sprin: Where did you get that?
Stab: My pocket.
Sprin: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Stab: Skills.
Scar: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Hip: Because your toast would get soggy!
Stripes: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Chara, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Stripes: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
Scythe: Neg is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Lag: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
X: Can you keep a secret?
Knife: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
Stripes: Stab's refusing to wear their glasses!
Stab: Stripes, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Stab: *points to Sprin* Sprin.
Stab: *points to Lag* Lag.
Stab: *points to Maro* Sasquatch.
Art: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
X: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.
Stripes: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
Pick: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Blood: A horrible decision, really.
Sprin: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Sprin, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
Art: I'm gonna die alone.
Stripes: Art, you're not gonna die alone.
Art: Scar, was my safety net, okay? he got married and now I have to get a snake.
Sprin: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Art: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Art: So I figured I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake man.
Art: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Chara: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Pick, Stripes, and Neg: No!
Scythe: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Pick: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Scythe: What does that mean?
Chara: Come on, what happened? Stripes?
Stripes: Alright.
Pick: No. Stripes, we swore we'd never tell!
Neg: They'll never understand.
Stripes: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Stripes: Pick got stung by a jellyfish!
Pick: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Neg: We were two miles from the house. We were Picked and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Pick: I was in too much pain.
Stripes: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Neg: And then Stripes remembered something.
Stripes: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Chara: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Scythe and Art: EW!!
Pick: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Stripes*
Chara, Scythe, and Art: Ew!
Stripes: That's right. I stepped up. They're my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Stripes: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Neg.
Neg: Stripes kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Stripes: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Chara: How did you even get in here?
Death: Knife's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Death's door"!
Knife: I'm closing the window.
Knife: Stab doesn't deserve you.
Knife: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Sprin: I'm gone.
Knife: Now go chop their dick off.
Neg: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in my base?
Scar: They're golden retrievers, boss. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.