Lag: You spent all our money on THIS??
Death, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
Death: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Neg: Death, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Death, to Hip: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Neg: Why aren't you sleeping?
Scar: I'm to busy plotting your murder to sleep, Neg.
Neg:
Scar: ...The nightmares.
Neg: *wrapping their arms around Scar* Awwww, sweetie-
Passive!Neg, texting Art: *sends a voice message*
Art, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Passive!Neg: No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
Art: *presses play*
Passive!Neg's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
Neg: Do you need help getting up?
Lag: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
Death: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!