Neg: I'm going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts into your closet if you don't stop.
Art: Wouldn't even notice with the type of shit I got going on.
Stripes: *posts a picture of X!Chara watching Ben 10 while covered in blood, and hunched over eating a can of spaghetti-o's*
The Bad Bitch I pulled by being autistic.
Pick: You grew up in a cult.
Chara: no! I grew up in a church!
Stripes: a church for a cult.
Chara: it wasn't a cult! it was a religious group that needed a priest to transfer the teachings of our God, since we weren't worthy, and I left because my family was exiled because we committed blasphemy via going against our teachings by watching the news- oh my god I grew up in a fucking cult.
Pos: Tell me. what do you have to show for a life time of apathy and petty revenge.
Art: Well I- I have a foosball table! so I have that going for me!
Pos: You don't even like foosball
Art, internally: HE'S RIGHT! I'M AN AIR HOCKEY FAN!!
Neg: Can you shut up?
Stripes: Call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first.
Pick: If my family asks me about it, i probably won't tell them the truth, because i don't want them to worry i might get "bad" again.
Pick: If the Original Chara or Stripes were here, i could talk to them. They would understand that I'm both happy and sad at the same time, and still trying to figure out how that is.
Stripes: I will betray you.
Lag: If you do, you will betray yourself at the same time.
Stripes: yes... yes i know..
Playing chess*
Stab: The Pawns are there to represent silly little fellas and child soldiers. The Rook and Knight are there to represent gay people and the pain of losing the love of your life. The Bishop is for to represent religious guilt and gay sex. And The King and The Queen are there to represent Malewife/Girlboss relationships and the obligatory hetero relationship.
Neg: I changed my mind, i don't want to teach you anymore.
Pos: haha, I am a very normal and sane person who doesn't think of biting and clawing my peers lots and lots :)
Pos, staring at Art's throat: *grinds teeth against each other* haha...