From Hell to Sadera: The Bizzare Odyssey of Bravo Co, 1st Recon Btn

by dayanII

A Generation of Marines, growing up with video games, music videos, internet porn, anime and political division, is sent into Falmart. They are unrecognizable from their forefathers in previous generations, behaving differently from their ancestors in the Marine Corps. For some, they're more intimate with porn than with their own parents, and now, they will be the tip of the spear.

4. Side story, Diary of 101st Airborne

"So there I was, a young Specialist in the US Army's 101st Airborne in Falmart, Camp Alnus, summer 2021. It was well above 75 degrees Fahrenheit at around noon. My best friend from back home sent me a a flash drive that was full of porn. He actually sent it back on November the year before at Fort Campbell during an exercise, but then the Gate opened, fucking the plan up, he expected me to get it by Christmas but I just got it in March 2021. The anticipation I was getting from waiting for my flash drive to charge up was killing me. I haven't seen any new porn in 6 months and there was nothing I could do about the female soldiers in my unit. They were more masculine than I was.

So the only private space I had access to was a porto-shitter that's been out blazing all day in the Falmart sun all day. The porto-shitter was filled to the brim with semi-solid blue watery shit. I had to be careful, If I was sitting on the shitter and leaned forward too far, my balls would touch the water. But I wasn't deterred at all. I had fresh fucking porn you know?I've gotten into the habit of donning my gas mask every time I took a shit or jacked off because the smell of 1 shit hole where +150 assholes dumped their shit every day smelled so disgusting that I'd gag if I didn't wear the gas man really hooked me up. He put every kind of porn on there. White girls, black girls, asian, latina girls, everything. My gay faggot-ass friend from US Marines Corps's 2/5 Marines even put some gay porn in there just to fuck with me. I deleted that shit because he wasn't going to ruin this good was so hot in that porto-shitter when I was fapping in there. Everyone had to wear flaks and kevlars all the time, and I had my gasmask on, so I'm sure it was above 100 degrees in there and my palms were sweaty as hell too. I hope anyone didn't pass by the porto-shitter, because I probably sounded like Darth Vader fighting a bunch of Jedi Knights.

I nutted 3 mins later, my eyes rolled to the back of my head and my sweaty hand lost the grip of my flash drive and down it went into depths of the blue semi solid shitty water. It didn't sink instantly, it sunk slowly, kinda like how the Terminator sunk into molten metal with a thumbs up. I pulled my pants up, saluted my flash drive who made the ultimate sacrifice, hummed the funeral song and thanked it for it's service. That was the best fap I ever had. Hooah!"

- Diary of a soldier