Chapter 4
Dominance
(Hey everyone welcome to chapter 4 of "House of Legacy of Kain." Thank you for patience and any views. As of now in this chapter we're going to start calling Mr. and Mrs. Kramer by their first names. Which is Jack, and Louise. Please R&R)
Zephon: What's up lok fans?! I am the almighty and handsome Zephon here to greet and guide you in this story. Old Destiny will not be joining us today, but I'm sure that won't be an issue considering that there's plenty of Zephon to go around, and entertain you.
(Zephon takes out a hand drawn poster reading "Legacy of Zephon" made of crayon and tapes it on a wall.)
Please read and comment on the amazing story of "House of Legacy of Zephon!" Which sounds way cooler than "Legacy of Kain" by the way. I mean as a leading character I don't think I would've gone through all that many bodily changes. Kain's gone through more make-overs than Michael Jackson.
Kain: You know I'm standing right here…
Zephon: That you are, and in this case I guess I better "Beat it!"
Kain: I seriously wish real comedians like Jim Carrey would just come and kick your stupid ass.
Zephon: (spitting in Kain's face while laughing) HA HAAA! Enjoy everyone!
Dominance
It was still morning and "move in day." Everyone by this time however, had been moved into their rooms and had gotten comfortable. Some legacy of Kain characters were mingling among themselves and walking room to room visiting their friends. Others had decided to see some of the activity rooms like the gym, and pool room. Yes, it was a calm morning indeed…
"Come on, Moebius get out of the fucking shower already!"
Janos banged on the door effortlessly before turning to Ottmar and The builder. (A Hylden from Blood Omen 2)
"How long has he been in there?"
"For nearly an hour!"
"Ya, know Janos you're vampire why do you even have to go into the bathroom?" The Builder looked in curiosity to the ancient.
"I'd at least like to freshen up! Ariel and Nupraptor are sharing the one down the hall, and lord knows how long that will take! And Vorador's hogging up the other one."
"Hey old man! Get out of there!" The builder banged on the bathroom door roughly.
"Hey, can you hear me! Get out here before I rip your balls off!"
Ottmar cringed before grabbing the Builder by his shoulder. "You should probably stop son; you're going to break the door…"
"Do you think he's even alive?" Janos' looked at the bathroom door with concern.
All three men looked at each other.
"One of us should just go inside and check on, Moebius."
Janos looked at both Ottmar and Builder. "But which one?"
"Let's do rock, paper, scissors for it. The loser turns blind."
"Ready?" Janos, Ottmar, and the Builder played against each other with Janos being the loser in the end. While playing they failed to see Moebius walk out of the bathroom in a towel, and the Seer walk in past them.
"Okay, Janos you lost so you gotta go inside and check on that ugly bitch." Builder pushed Janos toward the door while Ottmar said a quick prayer.
"God speed to you, brother."
The tenth guardian stared at the door nervously before opening and closing it behind him. Ottmar and Builder stood outside waiting patiently for him to return when a woman's scream was heard from inside.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?"
"I'M SORRY SEER!"
"GET OUT YOU PERVERT!"
"IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"
"STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
Janos came out of the bathroom quickly looking very red. "That was not, Moebius."
Builder and Ottmar shook their heads while frowning at the ancient.
"What the hell are you looking at me like that for?"
"You just saw a woman naked, Janos."
He stared at Ottmar in disbelief. "It wasn't intentional; it was an accident!"
"Riiiight, and Seer said stop looking at me out of habit?"
"Shame, Janos."
"Screw you both!" Janos walked away from Ottmar and Builder to check the other bathrooms.
(Stairs)
"Are you sure about this, Dumah?"
"Yeah, this game hardly seems safe." Marcus and Melchiah looked at each other in concern.
Dumah was currently duct taping a card board box together at the top of the stairs. "Don't worry about it guys this is harmless fun…."
"But what happens if the box tips?" Marcus crossed his arms watching Dumah put more tape on one of the box corners.
"Then you'll just flip out and tumble down the stairs." He stood up smiling at his good work.
"Surely that sounds like fun?"
Melchiah looked at the staircase they were planning to slide on in a card board box. "I guess, but the stairs go down a long way… if we fall out that's going to hurt."
"Yes I don't feel like bashing my brains out today." Marcus rubbed his scalp as if a piece of flesh was missing already.
All three vampires looked down the staircase as if reconsidering, and just bagging up the idea.
"Aw Fuck it."
Marcus and Melchiah got into the cardboard box and prepared to slide down the staircase. With Melchiah in front and Marcus behind him, Dumah prepared to push his friends down the stairs.
"Alright, ready when you are."
Melchiah and Marcus leaned forward towards the stairs and readied themselves. "Ready…"
"CHARGE!" Marcus gave the order and Dumah pushed the box with the two vampires in it. It didn't even get a third of the way without tipping forward and having two bald men fall and roll down the stairs cursing.
"FUCK A MONKEYS ASS!" Marcus growled as Melchiah landed on him.
"I thought you said this was safe!"
Melchiah got up and dusted himself off looking up at his older brother at the top of the stairs.
"Hey I never promised that! I just said it would be fun!"
Faustus just happened to walk by Dumah during that time, still petting his cat in peace.
"What're you guys doing?"
Faustus looked down the stairs to see Marcus and Melchiah arguing.
"It wasn't my fault it tipped; it's a box what'd you expect?"
"It's your fault because you moved forward too much!"
"That's not true and you know it!"
Faustus sighed before turning to Dumah. "This may take a while would you like to get something to eat?"
"Sure, I hear there's a…. HEY!"
Faustus turned to see Marcus and Melchiah fighting each other and calling one another names.
"BALD ASS!"
"SALEMS A-HOLE!"
"RAZIEL'S BITCH!"
"SEBASTIANS HOE!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
Dumah tried to get the two to pay attention to him, and stop fighting but it was no use; until he got an idea.
"Faustus what's your cat's name?"
Faustus raised his cat in the air while smiling at it. "Dominance, would you like to pet her?"
Not answering Dumah grabbed Dominance from her owner and threw it at the two fighting vampires downstairs.
"DOMINANCE I CHOOSE YOU!"
The cat flew wildly and caught Marcus in the head with her claws out, knocking him over surprised in the process.
"Oh sweet Jesus… Melchiah what's on my head?"
"Now stay calm, Marcus… it's just a cat." Melchiah spoke softly to the other bald vampire; noticing he was starting to panic.
"Are its claws stuck in my head?"
"It would appear so yes…"
Marcus' eyes widened in fear. "Get it off, please… just get it…. off."
"What the hell was that!?" Faustus was yelling at Dumah at this point for throwing his beloved pet at his now panicking brother.
"Hey Tinker bell take a chill pill…"
"Take a chill pill? You just threw my cat at Marcus!"
Dumah shrugged. "She's still alive isn't she?"
"Yes, but you won't be!" Faustus hissed at Dumah before getting snatched up by the brute vampire by the neck.
"What'd you just say you punk?" Dumah was face to face with Faustus.
"You heard me dumbbell." Faustus choked.
Melchiah was approaching Marcus calmly as to not scare the freaked out cat still attached to his head.
"Come on, Dominance… come to Mel. Everything is going to be fine."
The cat's eyes widened as the bald vampire placed his hands on it, and gently removed his paws. Marcus began to shiver in the process. "Marc, if you care anything about your scalp you won't make a move."
He obeyed, for his own benefit, and allowed Melchiah to work his magic. Finally, after what seemed like forever the cat came off of Marcus' head.
"See, now that wasn't so bad now was it?" Melchiah cooed to the black feline laying lazily in his arms.
Breathing a sigh of relief Marcus walked up to Melchiah and patted his back. "Thanks old chap, I would've been mincemeat had it not been for you."
"Of course, shit I don't have any hair either."
Marcus looked closely at the cat in Melchiah's arms. "You know I don't usually like cat's but this one doesn't seem too…"
Just as he was saying that Dominance jumped on Marcus' face and began to tear him to shreds while making wild noises.
"OH SHIT HELP ME!"
"JUST DON'T PANIC!"
DON'T PANIC MY ASS GET THIS BITCH OFF!
As Marcus ran around with a cat on his face Faustus came flying through the air and hit a table in the process; as Dumah had also thrown him from the top of the stairs.
One way or another many other characters got involved as they had come downstairs to see what was causing all the commotion.
Ariel, Mortanius, and Raziel tried to get the cat off of Marcus. Meanwhile Vorador, The Hylden lord, and Jack tried to calm down Dumah.
Louise, Sebastian, and Seer were taking care of the unconscious Faustus, and Kain was picking up the pieces of broken table that littered the floor from his fall.
"Ariel, stop spraying the cat with water!" Raziel looked at the former balance guardian angrily as he desperately tried to declaw the cat from Marcus whose screaming was muffled from under the cat's fur.
The specter kept spraying the pissed feline as she spoke. "I don't understand I thought cat's hated water!?"
"Yes as do vampires!" Mortanius grabbed a handkerchief from his red robes and began to dab at Marcus' burning skin.
While everyone was running around trying to take care of occurring issues Ottmar and his daughter sat back on the sofas watching the drama.
"Daddy, why is everyone running around?"
Ottmar sighed before looking at his daughter. (Couldn't find what her name was; sorry.)
"Because honey, those are called idiots. They're energized creatures with little to do, but run around."
Things didn't seem to look like they were getting anymore better. Magnus threw a ham sandwich at Malek, and as you can imagine that set him off. Somebody threw Susan at a wall, leaving Zephon in tears, and Azimuth hit Mortanius in the head with a pan. She claimed she was trying to help get the cat off of Marcus, but her sanity is questionable.
Kain and the Hylden Lord ended up falling on the floor punching the shit out of each other. Apparently Hylden Lord "accidentally" hit Kain in the back of the head with a wooden table leg. Besides trying to remain rational Kain had finally lost it and just took out his frustrations on his worst enemy.
Elzevir pulled down Janos' pants for kicking him out of the bathroom during his much needed potty break. And lastly but not the only thing happening Turel, Builder, and Anacrothe hung Moebius by the underwear on a ceiling fan blade, and decided to turn it on.
A lot of things were happening at the same time, and nobody could really explain how it all happened in the first place. The average person would get a kick out of it, and possibly take pictures with their I-phone, but at the end of the day a lot of explaining would have to be made, and none of it would be easy.
(Sebastian: So there you have it everyone, chapter 4. Unfortunately, everyone is busy at the moment and no one else was able to bring this to an end. So technically speaking a lot of shit is happening, and I don't think it's going to stop. Please read and review this fanfic and we'll see you again soon. Peace.)