January 5th Update 2023
How's it going my Humble Followers, your Humble Narrator and Tobi Yaza is back to bring you all my annual update in regards to what I plan to do and commit in terms of my current fic's and fic's that have long since needing care and attention, along with something special sneak peaks and future announcements so let's get down to business guys.
In case you guys haven't been in the loop, I've moved from my home town in Sunnyvale California to Reno Nevada, why you may ask?
Well the answer is simple I'm seriously focused in finishing up school because trust me no one wants to see a 50 year old man working as a damn deli boy for the rest of his life, which there's nothing wrong to pursuing a profession like that, but to a guy like me, I want more, I need more out of life and I took the first chance I could take when I finally had a relative that was willing to only open there doors for me but do it rent free plus utilities.
But as my highschool economics teacher told me, there's no such thing as a free lunch, since I'm in a new environment with people who makes me feel so isolated, alone, and depressed as they embody all the negative hereditary flaws that's been plaguing a side of my family to the point that there's a reason I'm working hard in life so I can not only cut off these parasites, but also offer a place where they can come to where the only thing waiting for them is a warm hug and a hot meal.
And that's before I realize that 6/7 people here in Reno are friggin addicted to smoking tobacco, which to all you little young narc's and second hand smokers out there, is really bad for you and your social life, honestly I just want to spend a week in Berkeley and just enjoy the smell of mother nature in the air if you catch my drift. But seriously people do your homework and have a serious talk with either a more experience family member and friend who's responsible enough to show you how to enjoy drugs, cause saying not to do so is literally hypocritical of me, with that being said I have an obligation to say to not and don't not do drugs.
Otherwise the snow is just the damn mayonnaise to my shit sandwich, mainly because it's not something I'm use to, it literally makes you unable to do the things you like if you're an out door explorer or merely the type who likes to enjoy doing things around town, cause trust me back home I should be wearing the most bare minimal clothing while running 2 miles while it rains late at night, not having to wear 2 jackets and 3 masks over my mouth while walking up a short hill trying not to throw up in my mouth.
So yeah, I'm pretty much miserable now, so I'm gonna stop my bitching before it turns into a full blown rant.
Moving on, it's because of this living condition and the fact I got sick for almost 3 weeks, that I was unable to write any fresh material throughout the month of December, so I do apologize for that.
With that being all said and done my main fic's that'll definitely be update regularly and irregularly is 'Married… With a Useless Goddess' and 'My Reborn Life with My Neighbor with Hot Monster Girls', so be ready what comes next for those 2.
Additionally I shall be more focused on writing the continuation of 'The Celestial Loud Lord' and 'The Celestial Hero Lord', where I will say at some point I shall be writing and posting 2 separate fic's to this expanding universe I have for them, which will lead to this grand crossover at some point in the distant future, and while I don't want to spoil to much, I will give you guys the titles of these upcoming fic's which are; 'The Celestial Ninja or Shinobi Lord' and 'The Celestial Huntsmen Lord', so I'll leave that to settle in and let your guys' imagination speculate what I have potentially in store.
Other fic's that I shall be focusing on again are 'From Heathen to Hero' a fic I had originally planned to finish writing and publish by some time during last year, but like I said I got sick and lost the creative mojo to it, so please be patient as I'm also excited in giving that fic the conclusion it deserves.
Otherwise expect me write more chapters for 'I mean, I can always be a Farmer', 'Post Traumatic' and 'Witness Me'.
So those are the current news and plan I have for some of these fic's, but there's more to be said and had.
I've said this many times before and I'll keep reminding you guys that your Humble Narrator is an official author and has published 2 books already called 'How I Saved Satan's Daughter in Another World', an American light novel series that I've been passionately pouring my blood, sweat, tears, heart, and soul into for these last few years.
Currently Volume 3 is officially complete and is currently going through a revision process as I save up funds to publish it, while I've already written down the first 10,000 words to Volume 4, which means I'm already 1/5's of the way done.
So to all my fans outside my fanfic domain, I want to thank you guys for your support and being patient as I continue to write for you guys, as such I've got something special for you guys in this update…
You Ready?
I'm going to publish 3 random chapters here from Volume 3 directly for your guys amusement for being so awesome, and so that everyone here could have a peak as to what they're missing out on and maybe interest you guys enough to actually go and grab yourselves a copy.
I know shameless marketing and advertising here, but hey, I still hope you give these chapters here a chance and a good read, so without further ado.
Chapter 17
Having a very restless night, filled with a lot of things on his mind, Art decided to sleep in whatever little hours he could catch, before making his way towards Snap's workshop.
Thankful that his friends had some material left spare, plus the resources he had been working hard to gather, Art began working on the project he told Samantha about the night before.
By the time Snap had arrived, Art was just about down putting the finishing touches on his late night project.
"Art, what are you doing here, more so why are you making this" asked Snap, "Well, I figured with you guys having Dragons to get yourselves from point A to point B within a matter of an hour, I figured I deserved my own ride that was fearless, strong, and roared louder than a lion" said Art as he stood over his newly rebuilt car.
It was essentially his old car back home in California, except modified where most of the trunk and half the back seat was replaced with a large metal tank to carry up an additional 40 gallons of gasoline, there were no windows, and there was only one seat in the whole car and it was mainly for the driver.
"While I do understand the need to construct yourself a means for transportation, even I know a Falcon Ford GT '72 isn't exactly the most fastest car to be made in the last 2 decades, much less economic" said Snap.
"It's actually a Falcon Ford GT '73, more so we got everything we need to keep this baby purring till the day I die permanently with it" said Art.
"Art, I hate to break it to you, but a car like this can't run on ether alone" said Snap, "Nope, that's why during my time gone I got to learn Alchemy and plant manipulation, meaning I can grow all the corn I could possibly want, and turn that all into ethanol, which speaking of" said Art as he turned to remove the pump from his car, which was connected to a large silo that was once filled with corn, now turned to ethanol.
"Now let's see if this baby can purr" said Art as he made his way inside his car and began to turn it on, as the engine roared with life with Art laughing in pure joy.
"Eureka, it's alive" shouted Art, "I'm quite happy for you, but I feel like we should discuss as to what your grand scheme creating this is for" asked Snap.
"There is no grand scheme, other than that I have a car to drive in and not have to rely on you guys taking me to long distance places on dragons anymore" said Art as he stepped out of his car to grab himself a small messenger backpack as he pulled out his shotgun and a pickle.
"Anyways, I'll be back in a few hours to show this baby off, I got a lot of thinking to do" said Art as he took a bite out of his pickle while entering his car.
"If I may ask as to where you had in mind in case you wound up in a wreck, that would be most comforting" said Snap as Art had to think about it for a minute as he continued to eat his pickle.
"I'll be driving towards the ruins of Hide Bark Town, I almost forgot they had some important resources that we can't just let go" said Art.
"Yes if I recall our trade from Hide Bark Town was mainly for their exchange of lead from their lead mines on top of pushing our business of the toys and games you had created" said Snap.
"Yeah, and the last thing I want is some jackass to walk into town trying to claim it" said Art as he began to enter his car.
"On an unrelated note, Sam mentioned about us trying to make like an Xbox in the near future or, and this is coming from me here, music, what would you and I need in order to make that dream come true" asked Art.
"Unfortunately my data banks doesn't provide me the details in order to craft gaming consoles as my father sought it as a waste of hard drive space, and while it would be no issue to erect a radio tower and station, the problem remains that we need a stash of music to play, be it vinyl records, CD's, or even a computer, and even then the range of a radio station can only go so far" said Snap as Art began to frown.
"You know after last night's experience and you filling me in on this, I'm starting to get the urge to seek out another Black Star, cause having that baby and for the wish I had in mind will definitely solve or at least make most of our problems easier" said Art.
"While not undermining your wish for an expensive kitchen, with food that replenishes itself, I should remind you the Black Star could grant you any kind of wish you desire, but also say aid us in the greater good, so say you can easily wish for the enemies to the Immortan Amare to be wiped out without having to risk millions of lives or providing them the weapons they desire" said Snap.
"Now funny enough that's a discussion Samantha will deal with and you can bother her more on that, but please don't dude, she's like super stress" said Art.
"Now I left this bad boy running long enough, I'll see you guys later back in Hide Bark Town" said Art as he began to drive his way out not only passing through the dragon pen, but also past Samantha's army who were left in a daze over the sound and sight of what they called an armored chariot without a beast hauling it.
Chapter 18
Before it was even noon, Art had made it to Hide Bark Town still left in its current ruined state, which happened to be a good thing for Art.
Driving his way around and towards the lead mine, Art wasted no time in defrosting the entrance before marching his way inside the mine.
Within hours Art had managed to hall about 3 large freights of lead outside the mine before taking a much deserved break as he began to eat himself a tri tip sandwich with some root beer.
Where the hell is everyone, I busted my ass doing this and the least they can do is get their dragons to drag it all back home, thought Art as he took another drink from his root beer before letting out a loud burp.
Unknown to him a group of adventurers were actually exploring the ruins of the town, before finally spotting Art sitting on the hood of his car as he finished the last of his sandwich.
"Hey guys, do you see what I'm seeing" said a teenage boy wearing a black vest over a blue shirt and a pair of warped goggles over his long brown hair as he held a cobalt metal spear.
"You mean the emo looking Mexican who's sitting on what's gotta be muscle car" said a young man who had blonde shaven hair and wore leather armored clothing as he held 2 katanas on his back.
"Whatever he is, I can smell he has chocolate on him" said the only woman of the group as she wore a red shirt and white ankle skirt, and carried a short sword on her hip, but what made her stand out was her obvious fox tail and ears on top of her whisker like birthmarks on her cheeks.
"We should approach him with caution, he could be responsible for what happened here" came the deep voice of a man hidden in behind some heavy decked metallic green armor as he carried a giant stone hammer over his shoulder.
Nodding in agreement, the group began to approach Art as he was halfway finished with his pudding cup, before he heard them approaching him.
Play it cool Art, no need to get trigger happy and guns blazing, thought Art as he finished the rest of his pudding cup just as the group was at a close enough distance.
"Excuse me guy, we're curious to know if you happen to know what had happened here" said the shaven head man.
"Knights of Terra came here, massacred everyone for no apparent reason, less you consider witch hunting to be a valuable reason an excuse" said Art.
"Are you serious" asked the woman of the group, "Dead serious, glad that someone came here and showed those assholes a lesson" said Art.
"You wouldn't happened to know who did that now did you" asked the shaven haired man as there was a minute of silence before Art answered.
"No" stated Art as the group looked at each other with suspicion before agreeing to not press on the matter right now.
"Anyways, that's a cool car you got there, where did you get it" asked the blue shirt teenager, "I made her myself, this morning in fact" said Art as the teenager and the shaven head man were pretty wowed over hearing this.
"You're telling us you can make cars" asked the man in armor, "I can technically make just about anything if I was given the right components, now I got a question for you guys, are you all back from earth" asked Art.
"Yeah, Thomas and I actually both back from earth, names Jerry by the way" said the shaven haired man.
"Hey there, names Luz, also do you have any more chocolate on you" asked the fox girl, "Got salt and vinegar chips if you want any" said Art before looking at the heavy armored guy as Art knows he's been leering at him.
"Don't mind Steel Wall, he's a lot friendlier than he gives off" said Thomas as Art took his word for it.
"So now that you know us, who are you exactly stranger" asked Jerry, "Names Art Legend" said Art as saw their faces drop the moment he had told his name to the group.
"You mean to tell us that you're Art Legend the Immortal" asked Jerry as Art remained silent as the group stared at him while he eyed his car and back at the group.
"Don't even think about it" warned Steel Wall as Art rushed towards his car as the group started to rush him with their weapons drawn, but Art had popped back out his car with his shotgun pointed at them.
"Holy shit he's got a gun" yelled Thomas as he and Jerry stood in place while Luz and Steel Wall continued to charge at him.
Aiming his shotgun at Steel Wall, Art fired one shell at the man's torso as he tripped over from the sudden surprised feeling of getting shot, while Luz stood in place after hearing the blasting sound of his weapon.
"Everyone chill and back off, this doesn't need to end ugly like how I did to those raiders in town" said Art, "So you admit to killing those knights" said Jerry as he glared at Art.
"Yeah I did, those bastards were going around executing the people here and committed a mass killing for no real reason" said Art as he began to shuffle his way towards the trunk of his car to pull out his repeater, before changing the barrel length to be shorter.
"I don't believe you" said Jerry, "Doesn't matter if you guys do believe me or not, but believe this, I will not hesitate to kill those who seek to further harm or kill the innocents over false accusations that they may be working for Samantha" said Art.
"And who is this Samantha, your girlfriend" taunted Luz, "What? No, she's the Demon Lord, she's the one who marked me and had me sent to Hell, before being sent here, by her dad, to help her and her friends to make this world a better place" explained Art.
"So the rumors are true, that you are a servant of the queen of the damn" said Steel Wall as he finally got up, as Art was surprise to see no dents, much less bullet holes or blood when he shot him.
"Yeah, in fact I'm technically her first 'follower' and I've been given special treatment by her father Satan to kickass and take names" boasted Art as he hope to intimidate this group into retreating and not having to kill them for no reason.
"Then let's see what you're made of" said Steel Wall as he began to approach Art menacingly with his hammer in hands as Art began to curse himself for putting his own foot in his mouth.
Lifting his trusty repeater, he fired 3 rounds into Steel Walls chest, but the bullets didn't penetrate.
"What the hell" said Art with his eyes widen, "Impressive ain't it, I manage to procure this armor that grants me high levels of threshold damage, be it physical, projectile, or even elemental" said Steel Wall.
Well shit, thought Art as Steel Wall came charging towards him and slammed his hammer down towards Art, but left a rather large dent on the right side of his car.
"Dude, not my car!" cried Art, but Steel Wall didn't listen as he continued to swing and crush Art into the ground.
Seeing this as an opportunity, Luz ran in from the side to plunge her sword into Art, who was to focus on Steel Wall to notice her.
"Gah!" yelled Art in pain as Steel Wall was preparing to swing his hammer and bat Art's head out of the ruined city, but Art wasn't going to allow such a predictable death.
Pointing his shotgun on the side, he charged it with wind energy to send himself and Luz flying out of range, and passed Thomas and Jerry as they both landed with a knocked out Luz and a screaming Art.
"God damn it that hurts!" cried Art as he got off of Luz since the hilt of the sword was what ultimately knocked the wind out of her, as Art began to pull said sword out his body, just as Jerry began to take action.
"Stay down servant of Satan" shouted Jerry as his swords began glow a flaring green aura as he attempted to cut Art, but Art had rolled back on his feet and erected a wall to protect himself.
Unfortunately even a solid earth wall was no match for Jerry's swords as he hopped over ready to do the same thing to Art as he did to the earth wall.
"Back off, I'm warning you" said Art as he stuck his palm out to spark a small tinder to get Jerry to trip back on his feet as Art was preparing to make a break for his car, but stopped when his face nearly ran into Thomas' spear just mere inches away.
"Surrender" shouted Thomas as Art looked at him annoyed as he raised his gun to shoot the kid in the thigh.
"Ah" yelled Thomas as he fell over gripping his leg, "Hey, I at least made sure to aim away from any bones or arteries" said Art as if that was comforting, but soon found himself in a world of pain.
Sent flying back to his car as there was loud audible banging sound between flesh and metal, Steel Wall finally got to hit Art as he felt his back broken in in 3 places and that he felt his lungs being filled with water but he wasn't underwater.
Falling off the back his car, Art laid flat on his back defenseless to the walking steel mountain that was Steel Wall as he began to lift his hammer up high in the sky.
"You will face judgment you damn immortal" said Steel Wall just as he was ready to bring the hammer down, but felt like he couldn't move his arms all of a sudden.
Turning his head, he saw that in the corner of his eyes was Abby as she used her web to ensnare his arms and weapon from turning Art into a pool of blood and hamburger patties.
"Not that he didn't have it coming, however that immortal is property of our queen and to some extent, he's also mine, so lay off him" said Abby with a toothy smile.
"You, but how can you possibly be holding me back" growled Steel Wall, "Don't give me too much credit now, you can thank Crusher here" said Abby.
"Crusher?" asked Steel Wall in confusion before he heard a loud roar and of wings flapping.
Ascending from the skies was Crusher as he remained afloat over head of the group.
"Oh gods" said Steel Wall as crusher let out his adhesive breath as the powerful adventurer began to freeze in place, unable to move.
"Good boy" cooed Abby as the dragon decided to land and look at the remaining survivors with hungry eyes.
"Please don't hurt us, we surrender" said Jerry as he tossed his sword aside as he stood over Luz and Thomas, with the ladder weakly raising one hand as well.
"I don't know, it's been a while since I've allowed Crusher to consume human flesh" said Abby fiendishly as she got a good laugh seeing the group further cower in fear.
"You retched wench, you shall not kill my friends, let alone escape here alive" said Steel Wall as he finally got one arm free as he began to pull the adhesive off him.
"With that attitude you'll be the first to die" said Abby as she looked at Steel Wall with an annoyed look.
"Come at me then, I have already beaten your champion, I just need to slay your dragon and you" said Steel Wall, "Oh sweetie, you should actually be more focused on my friends dragon and what he's about to do to you" said Abby as she clicked her tongue in a mocking fashion.
Before Steel Wall could answer, he heard a loud thud behind him as he looked up to see that he was under Apricot with Sir Duster given him the 2 finger salute.
"Oh shit" said Steel Wall as Apricot let out a stream of lightning before going in to devour him in half.
"Thank you Duster, you've been quite the gentlemen" said Abby as Sir Duster gave her a bow, before dismounting his dragon.
Ignoring the group, the duo went to help Art back up his feet as he finally healed from his injuries.
"So, this is how you managed to get here hero, I thought it was weird when I heard that you managed to build something to get here without needing a ride from us" said Abby.
"What can I say, I really hate heights" said Art as he looked to see not only Steel Wall's melted lower body, but also the remaining adventurers as they remain petrified in place.
"Hang on a minute, I got to clear things out with them first" said Art as the 2 Generals gave him his space as he approached the trio.
"Please let us go, I promise you that you will never hear from us again" said Jerry as he raised his hand up, but Art ignored them as he continued to approach them.
Once he was a face to face with them, Art knelt down to meet Thomas' eye level as his hand began to glow in his aura again.
"Show me your leg, even while missing vital points, you're still likely to catch an infection along the way" said Art as he knelt over Thomas' leg.
Once he was done patching up the teen, Art got back on his feet and ready to go about their day as if nothing had happened.
"Hold on, I'm confused, why kill one of us and everyone here, but leave us to live" asked Jerry, "The douchebag short answer, because I can, the real answer, you guys had a tank with an itchy trigger finger who needed to be put down before we can sit down and talk things out like adults" said Art.
"So whether you guys believe it or not that my actions here were justified, and that our goals aren't meant to deceit you into lowering your guards that's all fine, but in time I hope to show you all based on our actions that we do care about the people we protect and have their best interests in mind" said Art.
"Don't believe me, try making a trip into New Frontier City, and see for yourselves, I'll be sure to let Colonel Autumn and Sombra Squad know you guys are coming and that you're to be all granted a safe passage" said Art.
"Now go, come on, go home to your significant others, play with your kids, or get shitfaced drunk, I really don't care" said Art as Jerry and Thomas carried Luz far from the group as they retreated back home.
"Look at you hero, finally stepping up and acting like a dependable leader who can both fight with words and his guns" said Abby as Sir Duster connected his nerves into Art.
Yes good show my dear lad, this is the side of you that we all come to admire and hope you continue to be this way throughout your life, said Sir Duster.
"So we're good then" asked Art, "We've always been good hero, just you need to learn to step up and tell Eliza the truth about how you feel about her, cause seriously how you plan to go about it is just wrong" said Abby.
"I know, and I will, just not right now" said Art as Sir Duster still had his hand rested on his shoulder.
Yes, being honest and responsible is never an easy task, but it's what we're all committed to do, said Sir Duster, "So Snap said you needed us and our dragons here specifically, what for" asked Abby.
"Well if you could look right in front of you guys, you can see I spent the last 6 hours of my day mining and pushing lead out of that lead mine over there" said Art as the duo did finally notice the huge amounts of lead he procured.
"So now, all that's left to do is bring this whole mother load back to New Frontier City, and let the people take things from there" said Art.
"Not that we're against helping out New Frontier City, but we're not exactly a delivery service" said Abby, Quite so, not to mention Apricot and Crusher wouldn't enjoy doing such menial work that didn't meant there was a benefit to be provided to them, said Sir Duster.
"I'm not asking you guys to do this as a regular, just consider this a onetime deal till we can figure out a proper train route, or other means of transporting goods" said Art.
"Fine, just this once hero" said Abby with a defeated sigh, "Nice, well I don't know about you guys, but I'll see you back at home" said Art as he began to approach and start up his car as the roaring sound of his mustang got the dragons to roar as well.
"What exactly is this thing exactly" asked Abby with a smile, "This here is an automobile, specifically a muscle car, it's the only one of its kind and will remain that way cause this is mine and mine alone" said Art.
Not that I'm unfamiliar with automobiles, but aren't Samantha and Vincent quite aware of what they are as well, more so I suspect that you and Vincent will have a fight about this like when he stole your weapons the first time around, said Sir Duster.
"No worries, he wouldn't dare to touch it, especially since I have this thing rigged to blow" said Art as Abby and Sir Duster back away from the vehicle before Art made the long drive back home.
Chapter 24
Once word had spread that Art had finally managed to wake up Echo, Samantha and her Generals got together that morning and have breakfast as a group.
"Mm, fruity dino bites" said Art as he had a big bowl of cereal in front of him as he ate with a content look on his face.
"Good job hero, you manage to save the day once again" said Abby as she was eating herself a plate of eggs with pomegranate juice, "It's what I do" said Art as he patted Echo's head once more as she ate a bowl of hot cereal with cinnamon and apples.
"You also manage to find a way to piss me off in some way shape or form" said Vince as he was eating an egg sandwich with bacon, cheese and hot sauce.
"Oh shut up and eat your food" said Art as the last person to join them to eat breakfast was Eye Gouge who was eating half a bologna log with 6 raw eggs still in there shell.
"Eye Gouge, you do know that's not how you eat eggs right" asked Art, "Taste better this way" said Eye Gouge as Art wasn't going to bother him.
"Well now that we're all finally gathered, I think it's time for us to discuss our next course of action, and that would be establishing a formal and proper alliance with the Immortan Amare" said Samantha as she had a plate of pancakes in front of her.
"I thought you guys already got that covered" asked Art, "We only made first contact with them, which could have easily gone south, so honestly I'm thankful that they were willing to give us all a second chance to let us hash things out" said Samantha.
"And it's all in thanks to you hero" said Abby, "That's right, which is why we've scheduled to meet in a few days from now, where I think it would be best if you came along with me" said Samantha.
"I got no arguments, just point me where in which direction and I'll meet you guys there, hell I'll even drive us both there if you want" said Art.
"As tempting as that sounds, it's about a 2 day road trip away from my castle, so we'll be flying there instead" said Samantha, "Sigh, fine, I won't like it, but fine" said Art as he took another bite from his cereal.
"No worries, you'll forgive me soon enough" said Samantha with a cheeky smile.
"While we're on the subject of forging alliances, I think it would be within our best interest to reach out and assure our benefactors that are stilling willing to trade with us in New Frontier City, less we lose any more potential allies willing to fight for our cause" said Snap.
"He's right, once word had spread that New Frontier City had chosen to align themselves from us, it had severely shut down not only trade with fellow towns and villages, but also potential allies, and now after what the Kingdom of Terra did to Hide Bark Town, we'll be lucky if people want to even acknowledge us" said Abby as she did the numbers and research before returning back.
"I say we take the troops we got, use weapons that Immortal Man made us, made for Eye Gouge, and destroy traitors and enemies" said Eye Gouge.
"Even with the advance weaponry at our disposal, we're in no shape or fit to declare war on a kingdom, at least not yet" said Bronze as he was all for war but knew their limitations.
"No man doesn't want to battle, Eye Gouge will destroy you" said Eye Gouge as he got up from his seat, "Not here!" shouted everyone.
"I'm only looking at this from a realist point of view, we barely have an army less than 200 troops in New Frontier City, and with Samantha recent outrage to wiping out more than half our forces, we're more likely to get ourselves killed, and that is before we even think about having our original army and the army formed in New Frontier City from even attempting to collaborate" said Bronze.
Which is why I propose we should instead send invites to all of our associates that were still trading with Lord Hector, and hold a banquet at his estate, where we shall discuss and negotiate our way into the other Lords and Lady's hearts and let them know we are dependable, said Sir Duster.
"Now that sounds like a great idea" said Samantha, "Ooh, guess that means I should be making fancy suits and dresses for everyone when the time comes" said Abby as she was giddy over the future banquet.
"If it's cool with you, I'll wear a tuxedo shirt" said Art as he never was one to wear polos and fancy pants clothing since it never fit his life style or aesthetic, "Make that 2 please" said Vince.
"Art gets to pass, I expect you to spiffy up" said Samantha, leaving no debate on the matter.
"Ok so we get good with not only the immortals, but these high tone stiffs, and then what" asked Vince as he grumbled over not being able to escape from wearing a tux.
"It should be obvious, but we should show off and test our might at that point in bringing the fight to them, like at one of the kingdoms fort of some kind" said Samantha.
"All right guys, guess we got ourselves a game plan" said Art as everyone let out a cheer of some kind as they know their journey to attain Samantha's victory was still a long way ahead of them.
"Well I guess there's only one thing left for us to do in between all that" said Vince, "And what's that" asked Samantha.
"To have Art make us some fucking guns for us to use" said Vince, "And for that you're not getting any from me, you want a gun so bad Vince, go buy one back at New Frontier City" said Art with a smug smile.
"You know once we're done eating, I'm gonna get you for this" said Vince, "Well come get some, in fact I've been meaning to get back at you for what you did to me not only yesterday, but the day before" said Art.
Hearing Art challenging Vince really got everyone to stay silent as both men got off their seats and stood away from everyone.
"Come on noob, I'll give you the first shot on the house" said Vince confidently, "Famous last words" said Art as he slammed his palm into the ground and froze the floor towards Vince's direction as he was ankle deep in ice.
"What the fuck" exclaimed Vince, "Yup, I know basic elemental magic now" said Art with a smug smile.
"I'm gonna wipe that smug look off your face" said Vince as he began to produce flames from out his hand as Art's body began to glow in a familiar garnet red aura again.
Running his way past Vince as he began to lob a fireball or 2 at Art, thinking he'd froze him in place for a direct confrontation, he should have expected Art was trying to sneak around him.
"Damn it" jeered Vince as he bent down to thaw out his legs, not realizing he was falling perfectly into Art's trap as he crouched down and put his hands together, with only both index fingers erect as he looked at Vince with a fiendish, devilish smile.
"Hurry up Vince, before I do, what I and every Naruto fan did to each other, without any regards on the playground" said Art as he began to charge his feet with a burst of aura as Vince was already wide eye in panic over what Art was about to do.
Unfortunately it was too late as time stood still as everyone saw Art shoved his aura charged fingers up Vince's ass as the man shot himself free from his ice prison, with a howling scream of pain.
"Fuck man, that's fucking sexual assault!" exclaimed Vince as he gripped his ass and started kicking his legs in a shameful display of defeat.
"Call it what you like man, but from where I'm standing I call it payback after all the shit you've done to me" said Art with a smarmy smile plastered on his face.
"And I've lost my appetite" said Samantha as she pushed her breakfast plate away, "Huh, Art Legend, the black cherry thief has an ironic ring to it" said Abby as she found the recent act to be amusing.
"Hey Vince, while you're down there, tell me, what's that smell like" said Art as he ran his finger across his nose, "Gah, fuck man!" yelled Vince in disgust.
"Hey not my fault you don't know how to wipe your own ass" said Art as he got everyone to laugh with him for once over Vince's misery and his first win, however long that may last.
And there you go guys, 3 exclusive chapters you all got to enjoy early on before my books release I hope it pumps out my long time fans and intrigues to some potential fans.
And I know there was a lot of characters to remember in this chapter, and I know a lot of you guys may skim read or merely confused who's who and the important characters so I'll break down an abridged character analysis right now.
Art Legend: a reborn Immortal sent from hell after his death back on earth from Truck-kun, he currently has the power to build anything in top tier condition from crap you'd find in a junk yard, knows alchemy, low level plant manipulation, and the 5 elemental magic including light or white magic. His main mode of combat is using firearms he created based from the new frontier era in American history. NorCal-Mexican American
Samantha Hawkins: Satan's youngest daughter and the one to have marked Art as her champion during their childhood, her powers are limitless but she's not invincible, her goal is to not only conquer the world, but to prove to her further she can create a stable government by herself with the resources she has at hand if she wants to be crowned as the new Satan. NorCal-Caucasian American
Vincent 'Vince' Jones: Samantha's boyfriend, he made a deal with Samantha's father that in exchange of his soul he'd be given the power needed to stand by her side and serve as her protector and leading enforcer. He hates Art with a passion, especially when Samantha has alone time with him. Anything he blesses with his demonic blood becomes demonic and cursed, with only him being able to use those items. SoCal-Caucasian American
Abigail 'Abby' Angelos: One of Samantha's more level headed Generals as she serves as her personal tailor, but financial consultant. She has arachnid like qualities, but is by no means a black widow. Very flirtatious with Art and just wants a one night stand with the guy, or anyone for that matter. She mainly sets traps and prefers to stab people with small knives as a means of combat. Greek Japanese
Echo Williams: a Hybrid born of an Irish Werewolf and an American woman. She sleeps a lot cause that's how she's able to keep her youthful appearance and recharge her power. Apathetic most of the time but shows more emotion around Art, as they happen to be bed mates. If she were allowed to sleep for a whole year, she'd have the strength of 10,000 men, and the speed up to Mach 1.5. Irish
Eye Gouge: a cyborg demon and the spawn of one hells ancient demons, he relishes war, he enjoys killing, and would gladly murder and eat every last being on the planet if Samantha ordered it. Generally a social failure most of the time, but he's trying to learn since they're choosing a more pacifist route. Highly respects Art to the same degree of Samantha and always demands he makes him new toys for killing. Demonic Cyborg
Sir Allister-Wainwright Finnegan Duster: Sir Duster is also one of Samantha's more level headed Generals and runs her spy network as only he can read a person's deepest thoughts and desires the moment he connects his nerves to that person. Highly intelligent and the groups scholar in his free time. He thinks Art as delight and a breath of fresh air to their band of troublemakers. British
Bronze: a literal symbiotic parasite from outer space like a certain marvel anti villain, turned anti hero, however unlike Venom, he doesn't need a human host, rather he can make his body out of anything everything within his surroundings, be it wood, fire, water, lightning, acid, and so forth. He got suckered in to serve Satan's youngest daughter, and yet holds no resentment to either one. Very antisocial, very apathetic, he just goes with the flow and tries to adapt to social situations, but fails miserably and either upsets someone and made a new enemy for them to fight. Alien
Snap: An automaton built in the pits of hell, while very versatile and combat ready, he was program to have more empathy towards living life itself, hence why he rarely enters the battlefield. He considers Art to be his best friend and thanks him and Samantha for making him more sentient and caring for humans. Has a vast knowledge of weapons and medicine, and it's thanks to Art they were able to progress as far they currently are. Robot
And there you go, trust me this is truly the abridged version to all of the main characters here, and that's not even covering the rest of the cast, so if you want to see Art getting killed of unceremoniously day after day, or the savagery Eye Gouge on the battle field, or Abby showing us all she's more than just a pretty everything, please pick yourselves up a copy of my first 2 books, and stay posted when I'm ready to post book 3.
Anyways guys I think that's pretty much a wrap, so until then, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza, wishing you all a happy new year and giving my humble thanks to you guys. =3