This is a normal AU, comedy, probably smut, who fucking knows and a harem, but I really hope you can enjoy this one.

It was a bright and somber Monday morning, the first day of the week, the day that people start with their weekly activities. And as for today specifically it was the day that a certain school just reopened, and that school was Kuoh Academy.

A school only men would want to be at, for what reason exactly?...Women. The school is filled with undeniably beautiful women, who wouldn't want to study there if it meant to see beautiful women walking around the campus everyday.

It was currently the second term and we could see a lot of teenagers, but in the crowd a particular teenager was going about his day, he had a file bag that he was uses as a school bag with his right hand, and he was wearing the Kuoh Academy uniform.That teenager was none other than the protagonist of this story, Issei Hyoudou.

He was walking to school with a tired expression, and it was noticeableto everyone who saw him. He definitely didn't want to go to school, but he had to if he wanted to have a proper future for him, although he would rather stay home and sleep all day.

"Damn, the last shift was hella tiring" said Issei with a tiresome voice. "Having a job while going to school is a drag…but I have to do it if I want to survive. Fuck man i hate this shit" Issei complained while still having a tired voice, he extremely didn't wanna go to school today.

Issei's POV

'My name is Issei Hyoudou, and this is my mothefucking life. I'm a highschooler and at the same time an employee at a shitty job. I'm 17 years old, but due to certain circumstances that i don't like talking about, i had to live by myself ever since i was 14, and luckily i managed to arrange myself a job to at least help me survive.

My life has been stable-ish which is ight, but since life doesn't like me, I am the oldest child of both my parents and I have siblings that I worry about, and I unfortunately don't live with them, it consists of 2 brothers, one of them my fake twin but I was the first one to be given birth to, and my other one is the second youngest of the household.

And I have 5 more sisters, since my parents wanted daughters, but they didn't want to make another baby, so they adopted them. And surprisingly 3 of them are my age and the other ones are a year younger than me and yet I'm still the oldest one. And I also have my youngest sister who my parents made a while back. I miss her so much, so small yet so cute. Why do you like to see me suffer God!? All I wanted to have was just women!! What did I do to deserve this…'

As he was still walking in thought without any worries, all of the sudden someone jumped onto his back. Thankfully he got over his surprise quickly, he at least managed to grab the thighs to give the person a piggyback to catch them.

Issei wasn't really surprised because he knew who the person was. "Sup Issei" greeted the person that was on his back.

"Oh hey Marin-chan" he responded to her greeting.

You seem tired, what's wrong?" asked Marin, with a worried voice. "Oh yeah, my last shift was really a pain in the ass. I stayed till 1:30 AM in the morning today, so I only had like 5 hours of sleep, I'm really tired" said Issei, still tired and yawned.

"Poor you, sorry for jumping on you like that. I didn't know you were that tired" she says, trying to be considerate to her dear friend. "It's fine since it's you we're talking about, I'm already used to it" he said it so that he wouldn't make Marin feel guilty.

"Are you sure you are fine? I don't want to make you even more tired than you already are" she asked out of concern. "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine" he answered her reassuring that he'll be fine.

"Or maybe you are saying that because you want to feel my boobs on your back and my thighs on your hand" she said with an dead serious tone since she knew Issei better than anyone.

"Hahaha, I don't know what you are talking about, I'm totally innocent" Issei laughs nervously because his friend just figured out why he is still giving her a piggyback ride. "Oh come on man!!!" He complained mentally.

"Don't lie to me you pervert, I know you very well. Plus…it's n-not like i m-mind it" she said it with a…. rather shy tone with a blush on her face and that confused Issei.

"Why are you acting like that, is something wrong" he asked with a lot of confusion in his mind, wondering if she's sick or something.

"W-well…" she still kept the shy tone, till she got close to his ear with a heavy breath and covered her mouth and his ear and said this…."since you're out of energy today, what don't we go to your apartment and do some…. naughty things~". The word "naughty" echoed inside of Issei's mind, it's like he never heard those words before in his life, and he…got excited by it, but he needed to confirm before he does something stupid.

Issei's POV

Holy Shit!!! This is happening. This is really happening, my time has cum! This is the moment I've been waiting for, all that praying really paid off. I finally going to have my first coochie. But wait, I got to be sure before I do something stupid.

"Wha-wha-what do mean by n-naughty things!?" Issei quietly asked while stuttering due to the excitement and embarrassment.

"You know what I'm talking about, it's a little motivation boost for you, since you been working so hard and you barely have time to relieve all that stress. All i want to do is to reward you for being so hard working~. So what do you say, I.S.S.E.I~" Marin answered his questions on his ear with a flirty tone and then she softly nibbles his ear, and that got Issei hyped as his question was confirmed.

Issei's POV

YOU'RE THE BEST MARIN-CHAN, I LUV YOU SO MUCH!!!

"LET'S DO THIS!!!" Issei energetically said it. For him this was the time of his life, the moment he craves for a long time and he wouldn't let this opportunity slide even if it meant skipping school. Everything was good for him till…

"Ptf..Pffff…Pffffft….Pffffft HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Marin laughed at his reaction and Issei got confused on why was she laughing at.

"Issei you perverted fool, you just got trolled hahahahahaha!" Marin said it while she was still laughing and Issei right now had a blank expression. He was filled with shocked and disappointment. All that hype for nothing.

"I can't believe you fell for it again for the 69th time. You're so hopeless you know XD" Marin said while wiping the tears of her laughter and Issei just stood there with an empty expression. His day was ruined and his disappointment was immeasurable.

"Marin…hop off my back now." Issei said it with a disappointing tone, he was heartbroken because she gave him false hope of getting laid. "Oh come on, you took it personally!?" Marin said it in disbelief because she thought she did an innocent prank.

"You….YOU FUCKING GAVE ME FALSE HOPE, YOU MADE ME REALIZE HOW I'LL ALWAYS BE LONELY!!" Issei complained to Marin on how serious he took that prank. "Please hop off my back, I'm done with you" Issei then started crying because he still felt backstabbed.

"NO, Pwease, don't be mad at me" Marin then clinged on Issei and she also made her voice sound cute so that it was easier for him to forgive him. "I'm sowwy, Onii-chan for being a bad girl, i just wanted to have fun, pwease don't be mad at me" she continued to apologize to him with the cute tone, and she was acting like a little sister asking for his older brother for forgiveness, despite being the same age as him.

Issei just sighs and then looks at Marin behind him and saw her still on his back and she was crying expecting forgiveness from him.

"...Fine, I forgive you this time" the second Issei said that he forgave her, she then got happy that she lifted both her arms up, and Issei was having a bruh moment. "So much for being sorry" Issei said it mentally.

"Thank you, Onii-chan" She said it with a smile on her face. "Seriously, you are not different from my sister, sometimes I'm convinced that you are my long lost sister or something", Issei said, with a chilled voice.

"Aww it's cute that you consider me family, but if that was true, and if I was actually serious on what i said before, wouldn't that be incest?" Marin then asked out of curiosity what would be Issei's answer. "... Damn, you right, and it would've been weird asf" Issei responded and he was weirded out by the context of the question.

"Well at least you have some morals, despite being a complete degenerate" Marin bluntly said it and Issei felt offended. "Bruh" he said, trying to beef with her.

"Alright, we've wasted enough time, we got to go before we're late" Marin said, realizing if they stayed further, they would be late for school. "You're right, so hold tight, because I'm about to run" Issei agreed to what she said and he wanted to run so that it won't be too late for them.

"Ok, Onii-chan" Marin held Issei tight while answering him. So Issei started running, some even heard him saying he was and quote "I'm Fast As Fuck Boi!!!"

Timeskip to when they arrived to school

Issei ran to the gates and when they reached them, Issei stopped to catching his breath because he felt like he ran a lot, he's not really a muscular guy, and Marin was still being given a piggyback ride, and she was observing her surrounding.

She saw a bunch of students from the same school that both of them went to, and then she saw a woman who was the same age as both of them, she was a lot bustier than Marin herself, and she had blonde hair like her, but it had pink tips, she also had green eyes, and she had a similar yet different looks than Marin.

She was on her phone and she was playing with her hair, Marin recognized her so she decided to go and talk to her. "Hey there Yukana" Marin greeted the girl who's name is "Yukana".

Yukana looked to where she heard someone call her name and she turned to see Issei trying to catch his breath and Marin on the same side as him. "Oh, hey there sis, are you doing fine?" Yukana greeted.

"Yeah, I'm doing fine, I just gave Issei a little bit of exercise so that he can work his skinny looking ass"Marin said with a teasing tone. "What made you want to do that?" Yukana asked Marin.

"Oh, just felt like it, and plus, you should've seen his face when I told him that I wanted to do naughty things with him, hahaha it was hilarious" Marin said it while laughing at Issei's misery and Yukana joined the laughter. "C'mon bruh, stop playing with my emotions" Issei said it while offended.

"Seriously Issei, you are so hopeless sometimes, you act like you never had a girlfriend before" Yukana said, trying not to laugh at him. "...Fuck you" Issei cursed at Yukana

"At this point I'll just die a virgin, this shit is ass" Issei then started whining. "Don't worry Issei, when you reach your 20s and you're still a virgin, I'll take your virginity " Marin said it trying to cheer him up, while still keeping that goofy tone.

"I got a feeling that's never going to happen but thanks for trying" Issei just accepted what she said he thought he doesn't remotely believes that. Issei stopped whining about his virginity and he then looked at Yukana and observed her beauty for a little bit and he started reflecting.

Issei's POV

'I should really start being an asshole so that they can at least respect me. I hate being a laughing stock, but...at the same time, I always forgive them, especially when both Marin Kitagawa and Yukana Yame look like they would be successful models, but it would be a good feeling for them if they would want to apologize in a "passionate" way hehe...'

'Issei ah~'

'Harder Issei~'

'You're so tasty~'

'I want you inside me~'

...

"Hehehe, the perfect apology"

While Issei giggling with himself about the dirty fantasy he's currently having, both Marin and Yukana just looked at him, unsurprised because they knew how he functions and somewhat they thought the same thing.

"This pervert…"

And cut

Let me know what you think of it, this is not to be taken seriously, this is some chill series, but I would like to know what you think of it. I'll probably publish two more books, so yeah. Have a blessed day and I'm out. Peace