"Where is Pit?" Viridi asked with her face cheeks puffed up while on the battlefield version of the Reset Bomb Factory forest. "I need to tell him something important!"
"Not here, that's for sure." Captain Falcon responded while practicing his various moves. "You're not going to try and hit on him again are you?"
"W-what? Why would you think I'd have feelings for that dumbass?" Viridi snapped while blushing in embarrassment, flailing her arms about. "I just wanna know where he's at!"
"He's trying to calm himself." Wolf scoffed while fixing up his arwing. "Maybe you should try to let him be."
The goddess of nature couldn't believe what she was hearing but that blonde ditz wasn't aware that poor Pit was having trouble containing himself for he was eating up all the fallen food on the floor of the apartment hallways on Tomodachi Life island, consistently doing something embarrassing regarding his bodily functions.
"Why can't I -BURP- control my -FART- urges?" Pit whimpered for he felt like he was on the verge of crying due to him feeling so conflicted with his urge to feast.