Quaxly
He stands before the mirror
And strikes a pose
Making sure his blue quiff
Is perfectly in place
Smoothing it down with oils from his body
Oils which make his feathers waterproof
Quaxly, my funny little duck
The Pokemon I chose as my partner
When I enrolled at the Academy
He spends most of his time preening
Because not doing so
Will cause his quiff to dry out
And it will lose its pefectly scuplted shape
And become a frizzy mess