It's time, everybody! Time for an all-new update for "Beautiful and Dangerous". In our last chapter, the Good Guys went on a scavenger hunt for the ingredients required to make the glasses that'll shield them from the robbers' attractiveness. They also now know that the attractiveness was cast on the robbers by a voodoo doctor named Fang. Now, the story continues right here and now! Enjoy!

"Just great." Snake groaned. "We only have one pair of glasses, and we've been told those two never separate. Now what're we gonna do? Banks are gonna start going out of business and the economy is gonna collapse because those two have the wrong idea on how to get their old careers back!"

"And to worse it off, Axle will use this setback against us LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES!" Piranha exasperated.

"Then I guess this means we have only one last solution." Shark spoke up. We'll have to separate them by force."

"And how are we supposed to do that?" Wolf asked.

"Well, remember Fang's error? They never separate unless they have to go to the bathroom or have separate bedrooms. All we need to do is find out if they DO have separate bedrooms. If they do, then we all will have to separate into two gender teams. The male team will attack Senior Larry, and the female team will attack Le Fifi."

"But what if they don't?" Tarantula asked. "What if they're so in love with each other, they both share a room together until they get conveniently married?"

"Then we'll have to force one of them to go to the bathroom, and once we got them separated, then we'll attack…that is when they're done, that is."

"Clever."

"Well, we still don't know where they are." Snake reminded.

"Well, let's ask Blowhole." Diane suggested and they return to Blowhole's house.

"You're sure your new plan will work?" Blowhole asked after the gang consulted him.

"Yes." Wolf answered. "Fang said it himself that their charming abilities only work on their opposite genders. So if we attack Senior Larry with our male members, and we attack Le Fifi with our female members, then each of us will not be charmed. It's sure to work. All we need to do is separate them."

"Well, if you're sure it'll work, then look in my Pool of Visions and it'll show you where the robbers' hideout is."

The Good Guys look inside the pool and see the crooks' lair in Phoenix, Arizona.

At the hidden lair, Senior Larry walks up to a poodle-themed door and knocks. "My dear Fifi, it is time to shine once again."

Inside Fifi's room, which is very poodle-themed, Fifi awakes and gets ready for her day as she sings. "Girl, we've got work to do. Pass me the paint and glue. Perfect isn't easy, but it's me. When one knows the world is watching, one does what one must. Some minor adjustments, darling. Not for my vanity, but for humanity. Each little step a pose, see how the breeding shows. Sometimes, it's too much for even me. When all of the world says yes, then, who am I to say no? Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl. No, girl, you need a pro! Not a flea or a flaw, take a peek at that paw! La, da-da, dee, dee, da. Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed. Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classy. We're not talkin' Lassie! Though many covet my friend and home, they're barking up the wrong tree! You pretty things all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity. Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty. Perfect, my dear, is me!"

"Good performance, my dear." Senior Larry complimented his partner.

"Thank you, my darling Larry."

"Now I think it's about time for our next heist. But first, we need to freshen up. Nothing mars a charm spell by a wizard more than slight imperfections. We can't afford to even have ONE hair out of place."

"Oui-oui, Larry. Step 1: We must stay together at all times."

"Si, mi amigo. Step 2: Make sure those Good Guys aren't on our tail again. Meep meep."

"Check. We'll keep an eye out for them. Next time they strike, we'll be waiting for them."

The Good Guys witness them through the Pool of Visions at Blowhole's house.

"Oh, you will, will you?" Wolf asked. "Well, now that we know where they are, let's go get them."

"I wanna take down the poodle!" Snake snarled. "She's a total pussy!"

"No, Snake. You're a male. You'll be charmed by her—" Before Wolf could finish, he sees Snake wearing the Glasses of Aphrodite.

"You were saying?"

"Oooooh, you just got served." Piranha spoke up.

"Piranha, shut it." Wolf reprimanded his piranha friend before addressing his snake friend. "Snake, we're not taking any chances. They are good at sneaking up on us. You're with the male group."

"AWW!" Snake groaned.

"Not to worry, guys." Diane said. "We're the Good Guys. We took on an entire army of guinea pigs. We stopped Professor Marmalade and lived to tell about it. There's nothing we can't do if we work together. Now let's crank some gears."

The Good Guys cheer and run off and drive all the way to Phoenix, Arizona.

"Why would they hide themselves in Arizona?" Tarantula asked upon arriving. "While it may be hidden, it might be an odd choice for living."

"I agree." Shark agreed. "They could've tried a different place in Arizona besides its capital. They could've tried the Grand Canyon, or something."

"Still, they chose a great hiding spot." Wolf said. "Inside an abandoned mining facility. It gives us a challenge on capturing them, too. So dark in those tunnels, you can barely see them when you least expect it. You just feel their presence in a dark tunnel, and you're like 'Stay on your toes, everything will be fine', and BOOM! You run smack into their pretty faces."

"So, how'll we separate them in such a big place?" Piranha asked.

Snake sees a power generator. "A power generator?"

Inside the tunnel, lights on the tunnel walls are seen.

"It seems they ruined their own advantage against us." Piranha said.

"That's because a dark tunnel can be both an ally and an enemy." Diane said.

"Well, that, and it says here that Le Fifi is afraid of the dark." Tarantula said while researching the robbers on her iPod.

"Are you serious?" Snake laughed.

"That's what it says, yes."

"Then we shall use that to our advantage." Diane said.

"Is she gonna be scared to her knees." Shark chuckled menacingly. "What a wiener who's scared of the dark. 'AARRGGH! I'M SCARED THAT MY EXPOSURE TO DARKNESS WILL FORCE ME TO UNCONTROLLABLY USE MY IMAGINATION!' Chicken."

"Good grief." Piranha muttered.

"Hey, it's not nice to make fun of people who are afraid of the dark." Snake reprimanded the shark. "Nor is it nice to make fun of anyone with a phobia."

"As strangely Snake's works are, that is right, Shark." Piranha joined in. "A phobia can make a person mentally cribbed in everyday in life and causes paranoia."

"How is being afraid of a lack of light cribbling?" Shark asked.

Diane puts a cover over him.

"AAARRRGGGHH! I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE! I'M BEING TIED INTO A SACK!"

Diane takes it off.

"Whew! I stand corrected…but whoever I'm making fun of is a villain, right? So, I guess it doesn't matter."

"SHE'S SCARED OF THE DARK!" Piranha laughed like an idiot, only for Tarantula to smack him."

"Well, let's get this over with." Wolf announced. "Let's split up into males and females. I will lead the males, and Diane will lead Tarantula. Sound cool for everyone?" Everyone mumbles. "Alright." They split up.

And Chapter Five has come to its conclusion! Looks like the robbers' hideout is in Phoenix, Arizona, and the males decided to attack Senior Larry while Tarantula and Diane decided to attack Le Fifi in order to make their mission to capture the duo easier. Next update, the final battle will be held! Please review, thanks!