Chapter 4: Drunken Husband & Wife
A/N: It says no views still, funny funny glitches. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shinji and Asuka had their arms locked together, walking down the street humming a song from their wedding. They were outside of a bar, "Misato wishes she could be doing this." Asuka joked, getting an audible chuckle from her husband. They waltzed in, pointing to the drink with the most kick, sitting back. The bartender began to flip the drink around, pouring them into two shot glasses, flying them down the counter to Asuka and Shinji. Shinji took the shot, "Damn, that's strong."
Asuka did the same, gagging a little at the bitter taste. Shinji pushed his shot glass to the bartender, asking for another. Asuka looked at him blankly, "Are you challenging me to a drinking contest?" Shinji chuckled, shrugged his shoulders, taking another shot of the potent alcohol. Asuka ended up getting 9 shots, while Shinji got 8.
Asuka hiccuped, slurring a lot. "HAuhGH! I-, I thi-nk I wonnn~." Shinji laughed, "Mhm."
They both got up, wobbling towards the exit of the bar. Asuka had her arm over Shinji's shoulder, dragging Shinji with her as they hopped over. "Mphf!" Asuka slurred, tripping over a rock, catching herself. "We-, weee shouzld try too~ call friends-" Shinji told her, pulling out his phone. He dialed Misato's number, listening to the distorted rings before Misato answered.
"Hey! How are you two?" Misato asked, listening to Asuka's coughs. "Mi~Misato. Can you pick us up~ in ouur evaaaaaas?" Shinji slurred, Misato confused. "Are you drunk?"
Asuka responded, "Nopeeeeeeeeeeeee! Wer we're, just just the best!" Misato sighed, holding the bridge of her nose. "I wan-t, ~. I wanT MY EVA!" Shinji yelled cheerfully, leaning against their car. "No, I can't-." Misato told them.
"You- you're the worst, Mom!" Asuka laughed, getting into the car. Shinji opened his car door, hopping into the driver's seat. Misato sighed, hanging up the phone.
"You're drunk!" Shinji laughed, Asuka replying with a, "No! You're drunk." Shinji passed out, Asuka began to shake him. "Hun! Wake up~." Shinji shook awake, getting a kiss from Asuka. "You~, taste like alcohol." Asuka told him, ringing Kensuke from Shinji's phone. "Shinji! What's up!" Kensuke said, listening to Shinji's laughs. "Hi~ Kensuke! How, uh! Is it?" Shinji asked, drunkenly laughing more.
"Wow, you're drunk!" Kensuke laughed, slapping his knee.
"We have great nights! Yea~!" Asuka cheered, hitting Shinji's chest. Shinji passed out again, "ooooh nooooo!~ He's asleep. Ugh! Idiot-." Asuka laughed, Kensuke hanging up.
Shinji woke up, the French sun gleaming off the dashboard onto his hair, slowly heating it up. "God, my head." Shinji groaned, sitting up grabbing his head. Asuka had passed out backwards, with her face facing the seat of the rental car. Shinji slowly moved the car out, lightly stopping, throwing Asuka backwards into the dashboard.
"Wow, out cold." Shinji commented, chuckling a bit. Driving around, he stopped at a small cafe, slamming the car door with an asleep Asuka down on the dashboard. Inside of the rustic wood cafe, was a moderate line of around 10 people, all waiting to get a morning pastry or coffee. The line shortened, each person grabbing their bag full of treats, walking out the front door.
"2 lattes, please." Shinji spoke in English, seeing a sign that read that they could speak english. They nodded, going in the back, beginning to pour the coffee into the plastic cup, finishing both lattes extremely fast. They slid it over, grabbing the money and giving him his change. Outside, a crowd was gathering, all knocking on his car window.
"Excuse me?" Shinji asked, pushing through the crowd. Asuka was still asleep, groaning a bit. He walked over to the door, unlocking and hopping in. The crowd banged on the door louder, Shinji lowering the window. "Yes?" A man from the crowd screamed, "Are you kidnapping her?"
"No!" Shinji exclaimed, shaking his wife awake. "Asuka, wake up. I'm going to get murdered!" He joked, watching Asuka stretch awake. "Hm? Who the fuck are these guys?" Asuka yelled out, pointing a finger at the crowd.
"They think I'm kidnapping you, I don't know." Shinji told her, handing her a coffee.
"They can go fucking kiss my ass." Asuka winced at the hot coffee, holding up her left hand, revealing her wedding ring. "Go fuck yourselves!" She screamed, Shinji holding her back. "Hey, calm down." He backed down, putting the car in reverse, watching as the crowd dispersed as he moved his car back to the hotel.
"Was I asleep that whole time?" Asuka asked, putting her coffee in the cupholder. Shinji nodded, watching the light turn green in front of them. "You were on the dashboard and everything, you did drink more than me." Shinji shrugged, passing by several cafes and shops. The car ride was eerily silent, pulling into the hotel parking, Shinji jumped out, Asuka behind him up towards their room. Opening the door, there was an ice bucket with a champagne bottle in it. "They do say the best cure for a hangover is more alcohol…" Shinji muttered, pulling the champagne bottle out of the bucket. He popped the cork, watching the fizz fly out the bottle onto the wooden floor, ignoring it. He put a couple of glasses in between his fingers, letting the alcohol fill both cups.
"Cheers to no more freedom!" Shinji exclaimed, feeling a warm feeling under his chest. Asuka had punched him hard. "Fuck you." Asuka told him, downing her glass.
They had emptied the bottle that night, out on the balcony of the hotel, watching as the french air hit them, taking in the blurry and spinning scenery. Finishing a final glass, they wobbled back into the hotel room, drunk for the second night in a row. Misato would be extremely jealous.
A/N: Chapter is short because I was in the middle of writing it, then it was just the beginning of the school year and I'm in honors, so I'm really busy sometimes. Sorry!