"All right, now that we got your attention," Space Ghost said while looking at the screen to face you readers looking at this right now. "I like to point out that the reason I'm getting so many new fanfiction like this in the present and likely will in the future is because-"

"You're an idiot!" Zorak interjected as he began to laugh, being blasted immediately afterwards.

Moltar flipped through his bright green book that was filled to the brim with outdated jokes. "Will I ever get my own page on wikipedia?"