Peppino Spaghetti
in...
Flight of the Italian
Featuring
Special guests...
Marisa Kirisame and Cirno!
After an hour passed, he got another letter from what he deems to be the antagonist.
In said letter, was a simple instruction. Run to a shop that is situated close to a nearby forest. That's it.
The chef looks confusingly at the letter, expecting there to be... something more. He looks left and right, then crubles up the paper, throwing away the paper behind him and ran out the door, following the path...
At first, there wasn't much... Until he saw fairies flying as fast as he ran, keeping up with his speed. soon they began firing Danmaku at him, which wasn't used so sparingly against the man.
He was forced to weave and jump over, roll under and overall dodge, before finally cathing up to them and giving them either a good beating, chomping, kicking or other. Causing the fairies to go POOF.
Continuing this a for a little while, he slowed down and skid to a halt when a unique looking fairy came into view.
Said fairy had aquamarine hair and eyes and wears a blue dress. They have sermingly weird ice-like crystals floating behind them, in a shape that resembles badly done wings.
The fairy was being boastful, stating that she is the strongest opponent he will ever meet. That, and her name being Cirno.
Rather than to go the traditional way of just beating the hell out of someone, he decides to use a bit of diplomacy. By stopping her from attacking, he held his arms up and told her to stop.
The ice fairy did stop, looking confused at the chef. Then Peppino offered (or bribed) her pizza, stating that he's a chef and that he'd give it to her if she helps him... The fairy instantly agrees.
The duo continued onwards, and when Cirno saw how fast the chef could run, she happily latched herself around Peppino's back for a free ride.
They worked together on defeating the other fairies, with Cirno helping by shooting her own Danmaku and Peppino helping out with tougher opponents and movement. Sometimes even tag-teaming.
Like a getting rid of a group of fairies, by throwing Cirno forward and having her release a blast of Danmaku around her. The she flew back onto Peppino's back.
Another instance was when Cirno froze the chef into a giant ice cube and used him to slam some of the fairies, in such a way that it would make the chef proud. Though it isn't very enjoyable to be frozen in a cube of ice...
As they got near the edge of the forest, they stopped because of a sudden shout. Looking up, the two saw a woman on a broom with blonde hair and wearing a witch's outfit. Her name? Marisa Kirisame. She began accusing the two for starting an incident, and without giving a brief time for Peppino to reason with her, she began to shoot the two with incredibly complex Danmaku.
The duo both let out a scream, and soon after Peppino began running away for his life whilst Cirno held onto the chef's back. Both having a goal in common now... That being to GTFO.
The chef takes a turn and heads straight towards the forest, ramming and running down anything he encounters along the way, whilst dodging the Danmaku that is coming en masse.
Marisa wasn't giving up anytime soon though, she complained about the two running away (though silently wondering how in the living hell can an overweight chef run so fast.) She continued to launch a barrage of Danmaku, until she got fed up and decided to finish it quickly.
She grabs hold of something from under her hat and pulls it out, then aims at the duo. She even began to yell out her move.
Cirno, the ice fairy who has experienced such pain before, warns Peppino about the incoming blast. The chef continued his mad dash in the forest, until suddenly jumping.
What was to describe of this scene was nothing short from ludicrous. Peppino and Cirno made a pose together, and somehow parried off the laser, just enough to dodge it. And doing poses multiple times in the air netted himself almost no vertical loss, managining to actually survive the attack.
Marisa stares dumbfounded at the sight, wondering if she should be impressed or laughing hysterically... But remembering who she was dealing with, she got angrier. This made the barrage of projectiles increase in speed and frequency, forcing peppino to sometimes parry and lose his total momentum.
But in the end, Cirno and Peppino manage to escape, by running out of the forest and into a nearby building.
Slamming the door shut from behind, both Cirno and Peppino constantly breathe in and out from terror... After a few seconds passed, both Cirno and Peppino do a victory dance, having escaped the scary witch for now...
Meanwhile the shopkeep, Rinnosuke Morichika, just stares at the two in utter bewilderment.
Next up:
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A/N: this is fun.
I saw a question about the Pizza Tower bosses appearing here? Well, I'll be honest, I haven't planned that far ahead, or at all. But now that I think about it, I think that possibly two will appear, and just some referencing of the bosses, really. Good question tho!
And then there's P-ranking human village... I'd think that would just royally piss Reimu and Keine off, to the point that both of them would chase you.
And if anyone asks how to do a 2nd lap on this, I'd imagine you'd drop off Cirno at the end while a peeved Marisa keeps chasing you from the very start of the chapter.
If some ever makes a Pizza Tower / Touhou crossover mod, please let me know. I'd seriously would like to play that.
Anyway, enough blabble, I betcha you can guess what comes next, due to the character i mentioned at the end.
(And yes, I did change the chapter name. It was because this one sounded better than Road Trip! Alright?)